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Her gender will come for her head for saying the truth...

I bring preeq, you bring kpekus, e sweet me e sweet you, why na me go pay...

Sweetplum:
Lol. You are funny o. I don't need to spread anything. Guys should just be fair in heart matters.

fair in heart matters?? while ladies goes on adventure spree hoping from preeq to preeq right

This generation of young ladies are too wicked, materialistic and heartless, more reason guys are treating them in the language they can never understand...

Beverlyjean:
Its now certain thst u are a psychopath....but always remember that if u try that nonsense with a man..he cud beat u to death cos u cant even overpower a 15 Yr old boy ..talk less of a full grown man... if u are looking for the quickest way to meet ur creator , then go ahead... alot of women hv been killed or maimed for physically challenging a man

Don't mind her well, I think s/he is giving us a clue that the person behind the moniker is a muscular guy with abs and hairy saggy balls...

Sweetplum:
I was at a popular Neuro Psychiatric Hospital few months ago to support women living with depression. I saw that many are victims of broken marriages and heartbreaks. I discovered their expensive lives were shattered.
So...its warning to you too. That if you keep cheating, you are doomed for destruction. And if by chance I m the one that nabbed you, you are finished.

Is the bolded for me...?? This must be the most funniest post I will read today...

Well, like I earlier said, whomever that cannot handle rejection or heartbreaks has no business to go into any relationship or marriage...!! please do me a favour by spreading this words...

Akpipi24:
I have been dating this girl for awhile now and this morning she said "she doesn't deserve me and she doesn't want to stain me " from this context what is the meaning of. "stain me "

Meaning you have been simping for her while she's dating other guys as well...You are dating yourself bro!!

Sweetplum:
I don't support destruction of properties.
But I support dealing with cheats if there is glaring evidence. So breaking of electronics is small. The whole building should v been crushed with bulldozer and the guy is liable to lose his body part of small part of his life depending on the gravity of the cheating.
Don't say I m wicked, there are lots of ladies in psychiatric hospitals as a result of heartbreak. The most annoying ones are those that got jilted cos the guy just wanna v sex with them at all cost. They ll promise marriage, etc. You all deserve pains.

See generalisation. Can we conclude that most Nigerian guys are into homosexuality. Cos the way they shake hands, hug each other etc is really suspicious. So...how ll you feel if you keep hearing stuffs like this.
No dey generalise. No sane person ll do homosexuality.

I was at a showroom some months back to get some Television set and the prices was so exorbitant...

Well, So let me use this medium to warn all ladies, whomever tries such rubbish with me, I will deal with her mercilessly like a market thief, treat her, and deal with afresh...!!

Whomever that cannot accept rejection and heartbreaks has no business in a relationship.

Hidewell:
There are things that really hurts more than breaking up with a spouse.

Mine is seeing someone in need and yet I can't help.

What of yours? Nlfpmod

well have it at the back of your mind that you cannot help everybody because you are not El shaddai, if you try it, you shall die...

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All I see is debit alerts...This question is for simps willing to fall into the captivity of big ynash and big boobs...This things doesn't move me anymore!!

It's not by power...!!

Ginaz:
you're beginning to sound like broken record at this point.

this is the reason why I'd advise ladies to use their senses when it comes to men. don't let no man impregnate you without marriage so you don't end up being laughed at in the society.

use protection or abstain from sex!

You ended contradicting yourself while concurring with the post...!!

Every man deserves tear rubber with full factory fitted boobs and kpekus.

I like that word, invest in earpiece and specks, it saves lot of unnecessary stress and impromptu drama...

AllTheWayUp:
The south is divided
The North is rallying behind Atiku
Atiku seems to be the one inheriting Buhari Northern votes not Tinubu that we thought since he is an APC member.
So in reality Peter Obi emergence is not really a problem anymore for Atiku since Atiku is already making aggressive inroads in the North, Tinubu is the one that is having a serious problem and headache over Obi emergence, if Atiku has the North on lockdown, Tinubu will need to look beyond south west and look towards the south South and South East to poll at least 60% of their total votes in those two regions, which will we all know it is not possible, and the Muslim Muslim ticket is not helping matters for Tinubu in south South and South East regions.
Atiku will win the North and still pick up significant votes in the South, alongside Tinubu and Obi.
And ur guess is as good as mine Atiku will poll more overall votes across the country to be elected President, it is not rocket science, it is the current reality on ground.
Tinubu has to step down for Obi
Or
Obi step down for Tinubu

Continue underrating the influence of Christian votes in the North...!! Obi has higher chances of winning due to the effects on terrorism on Christians

Fiscus105:
Unless if he is satanist.

Trauma of how his wife died will hunt him for life.


A lesson for all married men that can chase anything in skirts.

Some not mind dating ladies in same compund that she his wife leave, claiming African man .

African man my foot.

The man will never learn, humans move on too quickly...

Sexy Kwa...?? Ontop Mary amaka outfits!! The word sexy here was unruly abused

When you allow some humans, they will start looking for allowance...!! You already permitted too many things to the extent you both have equal shares in that house as we speak.

Quick reminder : whatever people say behind you should be non of your business!!

Eskimo0147:
There's power in the tongue
No let stupid decisions u make while 16 affect u letter in life

But if he had said..."I want to buy Rolls Royce before the year runs out..." power will automatically disappear from his tongues because your next question would have been "it's not by mouth"

Starkbigdreams:
Are you saying if your wife doesn't know how to cook a particular meal but fortunately, you know how to cook it, you'll go out to purchase it instead of preparing it at home because of some roles or whatever?

well... unfortunately, I don't have the slogan "if" in my head

irunoko:
Nigerian youths are very predictable and that's why Nigerian politicians use them to play chess.infact I noticed that the only way to get millions of followers on social media (Instagram/Tiktok) is to be doing fake life by engaging in Yahoo,armed robbery, prostitution or anything criminal and then be forming motivational speaker awon I started with 100 naira and now I have mansions in all states in nigeria.if I can do it,you can do it to. By the way I tell my younger ones if you don't know or can't trace The work or buisness a man is doing but he comes online to show off lounging in private Jets or making it rain in parties and he's giving you motivational quotes, don't listen to him o.those are just coverups to make him appear like a saint

Sometimes when I look at social media I just shake my head because the very things our parents, community members, church members and neighbours will shame us for or avoid us and treat like an outcast is what social media people are flagrantly being proud of

Prostitution, nudity, criminality were things society frowned at.no matter the amount of money you have you won't be respected.infact you will be ostracized.no one will want to be associated with you or have anything to do with both you and your family.people were forced to act right because they knew tomorrow if you did crime and you were caught,they'll say don't marry from this family, they're criminals.even if it is just 1 person in the family that was a criminal.no girl will want to marry you or any of your siblings or cousins because they didn't want to be identified as iyawo ole.those days before they remember your name,it's iyawo ole,egbon ole,aburo ole they'll call you and they'll even say it to your face.


If you go to parties, nobody will hail you,you get booed and even the side talks will make you uncomfortable.there was no hiding place for criminals.the societal structure made sure that criminals will not survive but now you will see girls fighting each other to date a known yahoo boy or kidnapper,you will see musicians singing the praises of drug traffickers,419ers, militants especially muscians like kwam one, patoranking etc.nit only that church sef go give them title, community go give them chieftaincy titles.so tell me how criminals no go increase

You have said it all, Truer words has never been spoken like this...!!

irunoko:
it's those who choose to be oppressed that'll be opressed.how can you be envying and comparing your life with someone you neither know or know his source of income.thats what many youths do.once they see any man or woman flossing and showing off on social media he or she Automatically becomes their role model.no wonder The Bible said he who compares himself to another IS NOT WISE

Indeed such is life, na there matter be that...This guy's post made me to recall Hushpuppies last post on Instagram before been caught...!!

ultimate77:
for easy read and straight to incident, I've modified to first post.
THE MAIN INCIDENT

Navigate up as I will be replacing the previous post with the main incident.

You weren't jazzed, she simply outsmarted you by making you believe she is very rich and as such will compensate you with more money for your kind gestures...!!

Anyways, if you don't make use of your head, someone else will make use of it for you, the only thing that would make me to part away with my hard earned is business transaction, any order thing na Akiko...!!

LatestgistTv:
Hello nairalanders. Hope your day went well.
Please I need advice.

I met my girlfriend some years back and she has been a good girl to me through all these while.

She comes from a large family of 7. Her father had stroke in 2018 and her mother left them all and ran away, leaving only the sick dad to Carter for the whole family.

She gained admission same year and I stood by her side from her first to final year in the university , sending her money on a weekly basis and sent more money to her when there's need for more money in school.

She has finally graduated last month but the truth is that her demands are becoming increasingly difficult for me and her sick father has become broke as a result of spending without getting back.

I won't really say she's a burden but mehn, it's been too much lately.

I am 27 and I plan to get married at 30 and I honestly don't need this sort of setback.

Dear redpillers, I know I've been a simple man but please I need advice from everyone right now.

Seun Lalasticlala
Mynd44 nlfpmod

You see ehh, I will come from experience, I was this prince charming, A man of every ladies dream that has this mentality of "My GF problem is also my problem" I make sure they never lack, I literally do things I wouldn't even do for myself but what did I get in return...

1. The first lost her virginity to my hommie.

2. The 2nd, After chopping my money like biscuits, she sent her wedding invitation card on the eve of her already planned wedding...

3. The 3rd, Told me I was the best thing that happened to her, but she lies with dignity even when caught in the act when Kiss Daniel sang fvck you with that line "Na you dey cheat na me dey beg" he was talking to me because I was blindfolded by fine face, big ass and massive boobs.

4. 4th, was a chronic cheat hiding under the guise of always visiting her only cousin based in the same state with me.

5. 5th, was a serial confusionists who doesn't even know what she wants in life. I ghosted her like she never existed.

The bottom line of the whole thing was that my happiness was built more on my then GF's which literally terrorised and mesmerized with my mental health whenever things goes south, I found out women needs are insatiable, I can attend to whatever this bitches wants but they always want more due to their inbuilt promiscuous lifestyle and quest for material things and ontop of that always acting like they are doing you a favour by dating you. Always realized you are the trophy and a champ they all want (I never knew this then)

You see eh, you might get a thousand advise from different people but the best advise is the one you offer to yourself, this ladies ain't loyal, what you did yesterday doesn't matter today, they are myopic in nature and mostly opportunistic ingrates...

I realized I wasn't evolving but revolving around a particular cycle until I came across the wise sayings..."Young men are going broke because they play the role of a husband to early in a relationship".

Well, I wouldn't have typed much if you haven't acknowledged to be a simp in captivity, emancipate yourself from simphood and watch how you excel in all ramifications.

Well...This is what you get when you willingly and simpingly knee and proposed to wahala, take your parents and your elders to go see wahala, call friends and well wishers to celebrate and felicitate with you for meeting and bringing wahala into your life and finally take wahala home to live with you for the rest of your life...!!

Emperordynasty:
Thanks boss hopefully in future I would


Although I also do normal artworks
Painting and graphite potrait even book illustration

This one especially is looking unbelievable...!! Omo you good ooO

I was very good with drawings, I was the best in my primary and secondary school, but mine was based on sports, super strikers and X-Men character back then, but my love for gaming (PlayStation 2) killed that talent...!!

Keep it up bro...

Corn-G is a respecter of no man, guide your preeqs champs, and your days will be long...

Ike gwuru...who knows what went wrong!!

Everybody wants to partake in Tinubu's free drug money scheme because next time is not guaranteed...!!

Psych412:
Yoruba men can be annoying Sha... especially passing a road were some of them are by the side of the road drinking ogogoro, embarrassing and hissing on a lady you don't even know

You self, wetin you go find for Ondo state... Biko natawa before those Yoruba demons will destroy and damage your kpekus...

The way I handle Chioma is different from the way I handle Kemi, because a future with Kemi is hardly guaranteed...!!

She is just a sadists using Messi's name to generate attention, I just wished everyone would ignore her rants...

Fast and Furious gone wrong...!!

I trust this Oga naw, he will soon get up to continue terrorising anything under skirt as usual, but courageously without the fears of been caught this time around...

I can imagine the force and angression with which the guy was thrusting that kpekus, it sent shock waves to the foundation of that innocent building that lead to its unfortunate and premature collapse...