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Romance › Re: Is It Normal To Have Sex With Her On First Date? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:46pm On Oct 21, 2019
As long as it's not rape and she is not below 18 years of age then it's not abnormal
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor David Ibiyeomie Celebrates His 57th Birthday In Grand Style by SmellingAnus(m):
Happy Birthday my Papa... More Grace on you Sir...
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:55am On Oct 20, 2019
Congratulations to him
Christianity Etc › Re: ‘God Made Woman For Man’, Pastor David Wilson Responds To Viral Sextape (video by SmellingAnus(m):
cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: Can Dumo Please Deny These Facts? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:24pm On Oct 19, 2019
Kkk
Christianity Etc › Re: "Pastor Wilson Is Mad" - Daddy Freeze Reacts To Pastor Wilson's Sex Tape by SmellingAnus(m): 3:21pm On Oct 19, 2019
blaque7:
I don watch am..d man can never be a pastor... grin
hahahhaah
Christianity Etc › Re: "Pastor Wilson Is Mad" - Daddy Freeze Reacts To Pastor Wilson's Sex Tape by SmellingAnus(m): 2:10pm On Oct 19, 2019
blaque7:

Amen!

Pls where can I find d video?
na nairaland i see the link but not sure which of the thread cos them don open many threads on am... Keep searching
Christianity Etc › Re: "Pastor Wilson Is Mad" - Daddy Freeze Reacts To Pastor Wilson's Sex Tape by SmellingAnus(m): 11:19am On Oct 19, 2019
blaque7:
I don find d video tire..even go youtube and google... Ps save a brother and send d video to me.
minus the fact say him commit adultery... If you watch the video you go find out say the man get skills ... May God never allow such men meet our girlfriends or wives if not she go cheat without remorse sef...grin
Celebrities › Re: Banky W Signs Mike Edwards & Wife, Perri Shakes To Empire Mates Entertainment by SmellingAnus(m): 7:37pm On Oct 18, 2019
Nice
Celebrities › Re: Tacha Replies Zlatan Ibile's Diss Track by SmellingAnus(m): 11:29am On Oct 17, 2019
Shallypop:
She should be herself but more civil and polite. This her scripted interview is very fake and boring. Even d Jaruma response shows how fake she is. Titans won't like this at all. You can be a better person but not a fool. She could have said I felt bad about Zlatan's song but I've moved on. I'm conscious of myself now and working on my hygiene.
I don't agree with you.... She was herself and she got disqualified ... It will be foolish of her to repeat that mistake because it's obvious many Nigerians love hypocrites
Travel › Re: Thread for those whose relatives were affected by the fire incident at Onitsha. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:29pm On Oct 16, 2019
So sad... What a sad incidence ...
Celebrities › Re: Tacha Speaks On Having A Body Odour In Coolfm And How Biggie Turns Her On by SmellingAnus(m): 9:53pm On Oct 16, 2019
Beosten:
Me that hav never been a fan to any celebrity, they finally forced me to like this one because of the shaming.
I am not a fan of big brother but I like this girl because of the shaming she received
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Prays For Aisha Buhari Over Cabal In Aso Rock by SmellingAnus(m): 5:51pm On Oct 15, 2019
The reality of life is that there are some persons that have been so important and have stood by you in times of prison or challenging experience and in times of abundance... It's difficult for a man to let anybody come in between such persons... I have a friend that was trained by his elder sister, she sacrificed many things just to make sure he is where he is ... You can't advise such person to begin to fight such sister because of his wife in as much as he should also protect his wife but the wife too must be understanding and respect elders... In Naija, wether you like it or not, the family of the man may have some influence over their son... Even the Bible said a wise woman buildeth her house while the foolish woman brings it down with her hands...
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend does This And I Don't Like It. Pls Ur Advice Is Needed by SmellingAnus(m): 10:25am On Oct 15, 2019
Mandyvicky:
Bros u won't understand, (my dad's a military man he doesn't take nonsense) my mum is aware of everything but can't tell my dad, my dad stayd close to my school so after holiday he will ask me to come to barracks that's where I stay 4 short breaks
If I shud go home my dad will know that something is wrong (medicine students don't go on break like that) so is ur own different. Am in school now but ain't doing medicine
I pity for your boyfriend cos when your military papa go find out say you dey suck and read your boyfriend preek instead of you to read medicine.. him go panelbeat the boy sotey anytime him see free toto and wife for the next two months him preek no go stand...
Romance › Re: Tired Of Heart Break, Should I Just Forget About Her? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:05am On Oct 15, 2019
Avast:
What do you want to end when you haven't started anything. You guys are not in relationship so why stressing yourself.
you just spoke my mind... Just imagine the op deceiving himself assuming he is in a relationship...
Celebrities › Re: #BBNaija: “Gedoni Is The Salt To My Life”- Khafi Says In New Video by SmellingAnus(m): 8:59am On Oct 15, 2019
That guy definitely has the magic instrument...
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Gedoni Cries As Khafi Confirms They Are Still Together (video) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:53am On Oct 15, 2019
He is crying because he can't believe he has just been given a second chance to pound that pussy the way he likes... I can imagine he will tell her to wear her UK police uniform with her police cap while he roughly bangs her from the back and spanks her ass... grin grin

Don't mind me .... Just felt like being naughty grin
Politics › Re: Who Is The Best Governor In The South South Since 1999? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:07pm On Oct 14, 2019
Rotimi Ameachi

Even as a minister he is the best under this Government
Family › Re: My Wife Always Tell Me This Whenever We’ve Argument by SmellingAnus(m): 2:58pm On Oct 14, 2019
rawitools:
not at all sir . I just need money and to improve my self financially I think that would strike a balance or make her humble. I blame this country bro able bodied men no place to work.
you very right... Many women have even left their husbands more under this present Government and harsh economy... I pray you come back on your feet... There is something about women that once they have cash more than you, you just know that the marriage is in big trouble except the man too is very rich...
Family › Re: My Wife Always Tell Me This Whenever We’ve Argument by SmellingAnus(m): 2:42pm On Oct 14, 2019
rawitools:
Going through the same issue now. Only that I decided to leave when she started earning more than me the disrespectful became too much to manage brother you need money only money can humble a woman this days.
Reading this scared the shit out of me... Any hope for reconciliation with your wife? Did she try to settle with you?
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Frodd Kisses Juliet Ibrahim At An Event by SmellingAnus(m): 4:11pm On Oct 13, 2019
When a popular beautiful woman wants a man it takes so much to resist such temptation grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke My Heart But Wants Me Back by SmellingAnus(m):
Even in the next two months she will not break up with him... She is probably benefiting cash or good sex from that guy. . Whichever the case it's better you move on but I know you can't move on because she knows your mumu button and she will use it till she breaks your heart beyond your imagination... If you don't move on, you will end up regretting it...
Romance › Re: Help by SmellingAnus(m): 12:18pm On Oct 13, 2019
cenaman:
I wish i had such babe......
it's good to have such but Las las you go tire cos you will be choked. So it's better to avoid babes like that grin
Christianity Etc › Re: South Africans Mock Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Over Joystick Erectile Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 7:52am On Oct 13, 2019
chigoziri2403:
You will never appreciate this kind of miracle till you ask papa bimbo who has not gotten a morning wood for the past 3 years
Preach it...
Romance › Re: 'Taking Care Of The Vagina Is Not A Small Business' - Lady Says, Man Replies by SmellingAnus(m): 10:49pm On Oct 12, 2019
tunary:
Smelling anus I do not dispute that buh I do not battle a critical one
grin
Romance › Re: 'Taking Care Of The Vagina Is Not A Small Business' - Lady Says, Man Replies by SmellingAnus(m): 10:11pm On Oct 12, 2019
Hi
tunary:
Smelling anus it's like your anus is also giving you problem
everyone has a smellinganus including you especially after defecation grin
Romance › Re: Is Jealousy Part Of Love? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:44pm On Oct 12, 2019
izaray:
Seriously, jealousy is part of love o, i always fines it sexy, when my guy checked on me, and am no were to be found a dat point in time, he

keeps calling my phone no response, due to network or lowba3. The questions i should expect is, were av u been, wat happened to ur phone

e.t.c, wit all seriousness on his look. It makes me believed his a real man, and not the type to toil with!
Do you still want your man the way you wrote above grin

Has someone ever be obsessed over you?
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Mike Kisses His Wife In New Lovely Photo by SmellingAnus(m): 8:31am On Oct 11, 2019
Onyi22:
cheesy cheesy cheesy This idiot dy fear banning
kiss kiss kiss
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Mike Kisses His Wife In New Lovely Photo by SmellingAnus(m): 8:27am On Oct 11, 2019
Onyi22:
U r not far from the truth, am one of those girls..
Pls don't insult urself on my behalf because my love for this kind of men cannot be overrated
I don't exchange words with girls on Nairaland grin

Infact smelinganus has never been banned on Nairaland... So why should I start today by insulting you grin

Your life, your choice grin
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Mike Kisses His Wife In New Lovely Photo by SmellingAnus(m): 8:19am On Oct 11, 2019
Strong Man... Believe it or not e get some girls wey dey wait make him and him wife divorce so that him go consider them��
Romance › Re: Plz Help Me My Girlfriend Want To Give Me Hypertension!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:10am On Oct 11, 2019
SeunDobo:
I have girlfriend we have be together since 2018,We are both a finalist in same higher Institution but she lack manner cuz she always talk to me recklessly ,Even when are chatting with her ..Sometime when I call her and she's missed my call ..she we not call back and if i call to challenge her she we said she don't have time to return any calls .. Most of time i always scare to call her cuz she always abuse me on phone .. I call her on one Sunday evening and she didn't pick the call and later chat her up and she's told me she's don't pick calls on sunday!if I don't chat with her , she we not chat with me ,And this is girl I love her so much but I can't bear with this her behavior , My mom didn't even like her
Please advise me may be I should leave her am confuse .. sorry about my blunder am emotional traumatized
You don't have the balls to leave her.. let me teach you my way of leaving such girls...


Play the fool and do the calling for like a week or two... Make sure you don't shout at her or complain about any of her short comings... Then delete her numbers and avoid chatting with her... If she calls you , pick and tell her you are busy that's why you can't call... Never , I repeat never return her missed call... Anyway like I said you don't have the balls to do it but just incase of when you have the balls, do as I have said... Finally learn from the Psychologist below...

https://www.nairaland.com/4189254/words-wisdom-experience-surely-need

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