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Education › Re: USOSA Sets Agenda For Members In Government by SmellingAnus(m): 11:22am On Oct 10, 2019
jamesversion:
FGC PH representing
abeg meet me for love junction for FGC PH grin
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija Mike Reunites With His Wife, Plants Beautiful Kiss On Her (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 12:32pm On Oct 07, 2019
This one na real man
Family › Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by SmellingAnus(m): 7:52pm On Oct 06, 2019
Omojudy:
Though I have told about this Fingering pastor, I encountered other funny pastors because of Uncle Ex leaving me as I be dey find miracle for him to return. I go tell part 3 next Sunday with one of them if you allow me.
continue dear
Sports › Re: Israel Adesanya Knocks Out Robert Whittaker Now UFC Middleweight Champ (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:26am On Oct 06, 2019
ola33t:
grin grin grin, no be sumo the guy be?
I agree with you my brother grin
Sports › Re: Israel Adesanya Knocks Out Robert Whittaker Now UFC Middleweight Champ (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:07am On Oct 06, 2019
ola33t:
grin grin grin If he's not careful, that sumo dude will knock him out again.
cheesy cheesy cheesy @sumo dude...

Guy you get mouth
Culture › Re: If You Did Not Do A White Wedding With Your Nigerian Wife Do It Now! by SmellingAnus(m): 4:36pm On Oct 05, 2019
nairalandposter:
It's very important, no Nigerian woman wants to be married without a white wedding, my opinion.
you mean they prefer to be baby mamas instead grin
Romance › Re: [NEW] How To Play The Game Of A Player - MISEDUCATION. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:39am On Oct 05, 2019
Sandra8 you did a good job in your definition of primary Alphamales and secondary Alphamales...

I once told someone that even a player/secondary Alphamale can become serious with you depending on the attitude you portray.... A cousin of mine who was a full time secondary Alphamale male got into a bet that he can fvck a particular babe... He won the bet... But when he introduced her to me... I advised him to be serious with her cos I saw somethings in her that could be good for marriage... He was still fvcking around while the babe was aware but she will report to me when they have issues for me to settle them... She was actually a good influence on my cousin despite his lifestyle... To cut the long story short... He is today married to her with three kids despite the fact his mum was at first against the marriage but I managed to convince him cos he believes so much in my counsel... My cousin trained her through school and even bought her a car... They are waxing stronger in marriage now... Note: I didn't say much about some of the qualities of his wife that made me convinced that she will make a good wife for him...

You and Ubunja are doing very well, however, your miseducations are more for persons who are not ready to get married... That is where I come in... While on my part... The goal from the beginning is centered on "getting married" cos you can't be a player for life...


Sorry for the typos...

Below is a thread I wrote in 2016 on Nairaland...


https://www.nairaland.com/3046021/romancelanders-females-wake-up-reality
Sports › Re: Isaac Promise Is Dead! Former Nigerian Captain Dies by SmellingAnus(m): 8:31pm On Oct 03, 2019
Rest in peace bro... Very sad news...
Romance › Re: Ubunja Please Release Another Miseducation. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:44am On Oct 02, 2019
Guest007:
something dey smell ooo grin
Lol...
Romance › Re: Ubunja Please Release Another Miseducation. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:01pm On Oct 01, 2019
Sandra8:
I like guys like you that catch on fast. He shouldn't have engaged me at all, I read through him like an open book and he failed woefully at first trial. He can go bulk up am forever ready for as many rounds as he can survive. And remember I always love all kiss kiss kiss
Goodluck to both of you... You can mention me on any new thread you open.
Romance › Re: Ubunja Please Release Another Miseducation. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:45pm On Oct 01, 2019
Sandra8:
You are smart dear, go back to my first post. Ubunja was the first to quote and engage me. I'm a spec dear and unlike an alpha he made his first mistake. He picked a fight by speaking rudely to me when he wasnt yet prepared to win. He
misread the game, a big mistake for a pseudo alpha boy. Alpha's are always ready. The game is in their vein dear kiss
I have corrected Professors in class while running a PG programme in Uniport so I know I am smart grin But I am not always mentally ready to take on anyone although I don't see myself as Alphamale... So let me correct you, no one can always be ready for any form of defense/warfare be it psychological, asymmetric etc ... You are also smart to be able to detect that he is currently not mentally ready to take on you... The advantage you have for now is that your strength to a great extent is unknown or unpredictable so he has to study you too to be able to face you... Like I said before... I am the Judge ( Impartial Judge to be precised) in this battle... The Psychologist...
Romance › Re: Ubunja Please Release Another Miseducation. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:07pm On Oct 01, 2019
Sandra8:
If he knew the game dear, he wouldnt have chosen to go on autopilot. A wrong footing dear in a world of predators. kiss
First of all, Ubunja made a mistake by giving you the attention you desperately desire from him.. However, he was smart enough not to engage you in any meaningful conversation... To defeat Ubunja you will need a very intelligent and matured man by your side... For Ubunja to defeat you, all he needs to do is to ignore you... Do you know how to play the game of Chess? It will help you in this journey you have chosen if only you can apply it to the matters on ground... Good luck... Let the battle begin... I remain the Judge of this battle... Call me the Psychologist...
Romance › Re: Please Help! My Boyfriend Irritates Me by SmellingAnus(m): 8:52pm On Oct 01, 2019
dollytino4real:
ok, long time no talk
you don come back
Romance › Re: Ubunja Please Release Another Miseducation. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:50pm On Oct 01, 2019
Funmmyastic:
Lol babe free him nah.Hehehehe.
Good advice. I hope she adheres to it.. As long as he keeps repeating that line... She will end up exhausted and definitely make a fool of herself... Let her wait till when he is ready to engage her in intellectual conversation if not she will lose before the game starts grin... I am not for any of them though... I am just a Psychologist grin
Romance › Re: Please Help! My Boyfriend Irritates Me by SmellingAnus(m): 8:32pm On Oct 01, 2019
dollytino4real:
my ex or my present which one are u guy
anyone you like na grin
Romance › Re: Please Help! My Boyfriend Irritates Me by SmellingAnus(m): 1:57pm On Oct 01, 2019
missjo:
Okay since you want opinions and seeing that no one else wants to tell you this, permit me to be blunt.

You are still emotionally and psychologically IMMATURE for commitments. Don't worry tho, give it time.
Everyone grows out of thischeesy
best write-up
Family › Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by SmellingAnus(m): 11:12am On Oct 01, 2019
Omojudy:
I want to finish this topic but can’t as I see my comment removed each time. I apologize for any breach in the law. Forgive me make I fit finish this topic and gist about it. Thank You.
Happy Independence Day Nigeria.
following
Family › Re: Ladies Breastfeeding Baby In Public. Right Or Wrong? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:45am On Oct 01, 2019
PrimadonnaO:
I always think about that part. Will I one day put my hand into my dress and fling out my breast in full public glare, all in the name of breastfeeding baby? cheesy

I doubt. I'll probably pump milk into baby's bottle. Can't fling breast outside in public.
many of them that are doing it now use to think like you until they were faced with reality grin
Romance › Re: Please Help I Dont Know What To Do Right Now by SmellingAnus(m): 8:24am On Oct 01, 2019
Op nothing for now but very soon your babe will be madly fvcked by that fvck boy... Babes too like attention and they think they can handle it till they start cheating or falling inlove...
Romance › Re: Wife Or Friend: Who Deserves The Front Seat? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:24am On Oct 01, 2019
Logobenz:
What if the friend is your boss,a benefactor,a richer person you look up to for favours?
Them no dey tell person na....Your wife will just humble and enter booth.
Money good ooo.I love money men cool
I swear... You have a point ... Sometimes it could be an Uncle or aunt you hold in high esteem...
Family › Re: My Wife Says She Is Not Sexually Attracted To Me by SmellingAnus(m): 10:03pm On Sep 29, 2019
PrimadonnaO:
We don't need those urges soaring all over the place for now. grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities › Re: 'Tacha Is More Relevant To Nigerians Than President Buhari' - Reno Omokri by SmellingAnus(m): 8:44pm On Sep 29, 2019
emeijeh:
Which Nigerians are feeling Tacha's absence?
Who the hell is Tacha? huh
Lol... Let's end this argument once and for all... Like for Tacha, Share for Buhari �
Celebrities › Re: 'Tacha Is More Relevant To Nigerians Than President Buhari' - Reno Omokri by SmellingAnus(m): 7:35pm On Sep 29, 2019
emeijeh:
Dry, if you ask me
it's not about dry... Is it true or false that Nigerians didn't feel his absence in 6 months while he was in London but felt Tacha's absence...
Family › Re: My Wife Says She Is Not Sexually Attracted To Me by SmellingAnus(m): 7:32pm On Sep 29, 2019
PrimadonnaO:
Absolutely true. The longer you abstain... the longer you can further abstain. cheesy
Hi friend... Even as a man I stayed without sex for almost two years and I started getting scared cos I lost my urge... How can months go bye and I don't even have the urge... I come dey cover up dey enter no sex relationship just to see if e fit change later but nothing... It took me months to start having half of the urge I use to have ... So in this case, anything is possible including cheating or lose of sexual appetite...
Celebrities › Re: E-Money Of Ghana Promises To Give Tacha 20 Million Naira On Monday by SmellingAnus(m): 10:20pm On Sep 28, 2019
iretemide:
I never for once watched the program, I'm not even the fans of anyone, I just believe that there are some glories that have to misbehave before they shine.
deep
Celebrities › Re: E-Money Of Ghana Promises To Give Tacha 20 Million Naira On Monday by SmellingAnus(m): 10:19pm On Sep 28, 2019
NaijaTushboy:
people wer go Bleep this Tacha plenty oo had it mean that i have a verified instagram account i wouldn't mind contesting for this pussy even though it will cause ma life.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities › Re: #ReleaseTacha Trends On Twitter As Fans Tell BBNaija Management To Release Tacha by SmellingAnus(m): 10:05pm On Sep 28, 2019
Although I don't watch this programme I support this move... You cant disqualify her and still want to keep her...
Family › Re: Unmarried, Childless Women Are Happiest People Of All, Says Expert by SmellingAnus(m): 8:37am On Sep 28, 2019
CHoccolaTE:
That's because misery loves company. Majority of them are in miserable marriages so they want to rope others in with them.
now that you know that you will be happier without getting married and not having kids hope you will never get married in your life grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ivanka Trump’s Bra-less Outfit At UNGA Grabs World Attention (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:37pm On Sep 26, 2019
Presidential Nipples
Family › Re: My Wife Is Using Excuses To Abandon Me by SmellingAnus(m): 10:53pm On Sep 24, 2019
MYDEBBY:
Situation report house,the mum of my wife called me that why am I not sending the school fees of my daughter as my wife have told her,I replied by saying I will change my daughters school or probably transfer the money to the school account directly.She said OK. Meanwhile the meeting for this weekend scheduled between i, herself and her parents. her mum pleaded with me to go and carry them with my car down to the villa.But initially my wife said I should go on my own but now her mum said I should bring them along.Should I adhere knowing fully well my wife said she has no business with me again.

Mynd 44
Obinoscopy
Lalasticlala

Pls do the needful,thanks.
I will be straightforward with you... You have lost your self worth... You have made your life to revolve around a very selfish manipulator in the name of wife... The best you can do for yourself is to look for ways to make yourself happy without your fvcking wife... Stop these excessive care that is not being appreciated... Stop being a pussy for once and avoid talking to her except you guys are talking about your daughter... Move on or pretend as if you have moved on... She will run back to you when whatever she thinks she has, has failed her... Trust me you will end up in heartbreak if you don't adjust your heart now... Oh least I forget... You are also too insecure but I don't blame you much on that because she had given you reasons to be insecure but come out of it and move on with your fucking life... Let this meeting be the last you will attend... Stop this shit... I am just pissed as if I am the one in your shoes...
Nairaland General › Re: How Do I Get This Girl To Stop This Gnld Job? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:50am On Sep 24, 2019
Chapelbeatz:
bro i no want provide ooo.Where e worst b say she dy invite me come their seminar sef.
exactly... I already suspect say she go dey invite you... Na the power of brainwashing. Them don tell her to dey recruit anybody possible... As I dey talk to you now them don ask her to even bring more money... Those guys are scammers... Just attend the seminar if you know say you no go easily dey brainwashed but if them get you and your babe then know say na double wahala for deadbody...

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