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Crime / Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by SmithRussell(m): 6:01am On Jul 13, 2023 |
Bigchristo:So what did/does he use for peeing? |
Romance / Re: The Amazing Moment A Bride Said Her Wedding Vow In ‘Tech Language’ (Video) by SmithRussell(m): 12:20am On Jul 05, 2023 |
She was reading directly from her phone, I’m sure she didn’t compose it. $msgs = [[“role” => “system”, “content” => “You are a helpful assistant”], [“role” => “user”, “content” => “As a Christian using recent and trendy tech terms, write a wedding vow to my husband”], [“role” => “assistant”, “content” => “Sure! \n By the help of God, I ethically hack...”] echo $msgs[2][“content”]; |
Family / Re: Girl: I Won't Get Pregnant For My Husband Until He Earns Above 200K Monthly by SmithRussell(m): 2:45pm On Jul 04, 2023 |
Jovialjune1:And a woman?? 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Udensi Ngozi Opemipo Is Missing, Have You Seen Her? by SmithRussell(m): 2:19am On Jun 04, 2023 |
pocohantasgspot: 4evayours: Konjiboii: davies: 4evayours: With the current rate of crime and kidnapping in Nigeria you guys still choose to be insensitive, because she's not your daughter/sister. Well, Niggas is savage, till niggas have daughters 8 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: If You Can Detect The Script A Website Is Using DM and get paid by SmithRussell(m): 7:32pm On May 29, 2023 |
There's no way to detect/inspect server code, but I can surely rewrite the logic. |
Romance / Re: Meetings by SmithRussell(m): 1:13pm On May 28, 2023 |
diogo23:You guys haven’t answered his request, you’re telling him why he shouldn’t get married. Op, it’s not hard. It’s just a first time visit for them to see you or assess who their daughter is dating. No need for kolanut/relative/envelope. Buy wine (NOT fruit wine, but maybe low alcohol), buy fruits, and maybe bread. Also dress well. Don’t act timid, and don’t talk too much there. Just be calm, listen more than talk. That’s all. You can go with an uncle/relative the next time when you want to collect the marriage list. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: The Story Of Kurunmi And How He Died For Tradition (graphics) by SmithRussell(m): 9:30am On May 28, 2023 |
But the logic here makes no sense. If they feel that the first son would kill his father to be king, then this new tradition would only make the second son to kill the father, knowing that the first son would follow suit for him to become king, 3 Likes |
Education / Re: UI, UNN, UNILAG Shine In Centre For World University Rankings by SmithRussell(m): 12:00am On May 16, 2023 |
mofedamijo:That's not the point. They ranked higher before, so why should we celebrate backwardness?? It's just like a person whose last job was 5million annually being told to be celebrate 800k just because other people are jobless and hungry, makes no sense. |
Religion / Re: What My Husband Did When I Told Him That I Had A Miscarriage - Faith Oyedepo by SmithRussell(m): 9:07am On Mar 28, 2023 |
She didn't complete the story 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Am Having Issues With My Fiance Because Of Political Differences by SmithRussell(m): 11:46pm On Mar 02, 2023 |
Blakjewelry:Wow. Op says she predicted the win. But she didn't deny voting for APC. The man needs someone better abeg. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Presidential Election 2023: Result Updates from INEC portal & Collation by SmithRussell(m): 10:16am On Feb 26, 2023 |
MT:Your happy that thugs came to hijack voting process in your country. You're sick 2 Likes |
Business / Re: Banks Begin Collection Of Old Naira Notes Despite CBN’s Denial Of Directive by SmithRussell(m): 12:21am On Feb 19, 2023 |
Femich18:When is the deadline for this CBN deposit? Because if it extends to 25th then I wonder how the whole redesign thingy will curb vote-buying. |
Business / Re: Despite Extension, Nigerians Can’t Withdraw Old, New Notes by SmithRussell(m): 9:26am On Jan 31, 2023 |
Urchinpainer:In this country It’s like you guys still don’t know how things work around here. Money is being printed everyday, where una think say the money dey go? Or you think Tinubu will ask bank manager for money and they will tell him that it’s inside ATM abi? Even house of rep member no dey queue for bank. You think these laws affect them like you so you’re happy being stranded without cash, funny man 😆 5 Likes 1 Share |
Business / Re: Is This A Fake N1000 Note Or CBN Error? (Photo) by SmithRussell(m): 10:04pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
MrBroke:They are not the same biko. This new one looks like a fake already. I remember when polymer was introduced, it was an upgrade, this is a downgrade, it’s not the same thing. They could’ve changed the design at least. |
Business / Re: Our Problems With N100,000 Weekly Withdrawal Limit — NECA by SmithRussell(m): 3:51am On Dec 09, 2022 |
PureMe01:Please, so you feel Tinubu would request for money and they will tell him that it’s 100k max per week? Or won’t change his old notes stashed to the colored ones if he wants to do it? Even a ward chairman in Nigeria is already above the law, dey here dey cap nonsense. |
Properties / Re: Don't Bother Building A Family Swimming Pool If It Is Not Like This (PICS) by SmithRussell(m): 11:14am On Nov 02, 2022 |
Romanoff:In other words, preventive measures are useless? We have a long way to go.. sad. |
Romance / Re: How Do We Protect Our Females by SmithRussell(m): 6:21am On Oct 23, 2022 |
Persephone1:Your excuse is shitty bros. Every sane, logical, rational adult mind should be responsible for their own decisions. You can’t hold anyone responsible for your actions, because you’re supposed to fvcking calculate the risk, look at the future, think, analyze, this is something those shallow minded girls don’t do! Let’s even consider your demand-supply BS. Don’t you think that it’s the too much supply that has obviously reduced the value that resulted in the increased demand and not the other way round? Maybe you’re so comfortable believing that a man should be responsible for a woman’s irresponsibility.. It’s like arguing that people who purchase drugs are the ones we should arrest for the sins of the drug barons... sad 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Lady Locks Boyfriend Out Of Home For Cheating On Her With Her Sister In Dream by SmithRussell(m): 9:03am On Sep 24, 2022 |
Rozross:What are you, 14? How is keeping someone out in the rain romantic? |
Celebrities / Re: Bukunmi Adeaga-Ilori: Kie Kie Is Pregnant by SmithRussell(m): 8:21pm On Sep 20, 2022 |
Rozross:So you’re not smart enough to know that any ‘misbehavior’ that reduces your husband’s productivity affects you and the unborn child negatively also? I mean, if you send him out to buy roadside popcorn at 11pm and he gets attacked, how does that satisfy you and your cravings? Shallow. |
Romance / Re: Wife Accidentally Killed Herself Trying To Catch Up The Husband With Side Chick by SmithRussell(m): 5:33pm On Sep 18, 2022 |
Damn it... Chaiii. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Fact Check: Did Queen Elizabeth II Throw Food To African Kids In Viral Video? by SmithRussell(m): 10:30am On Sep 17, 2022 |
Falseprofet2:But I believe I just saw one kid eat the “coin”, why?? 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Woman Dies After Her Phone Exploded While She Was Sleeping (pictures) by SmithRussell(m): 7:16pm On Sep 12, 2022 |
Lightorder:Lithium batteries don’t overcharge, I don’t know where you got that joke from. And yes, there’s a circuit that controls charging in every consumer device. 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: Woman Dies After Her Phone Exploded While She Was Sleeping (pictures) by SmithRussell(m): 7:03pm On Sep 12, 2022 |
Karemarealty288:It’s probably a fault of your charger... even the voltage across your screen module can’t shock anything. People are very fast at explaining and teaching things they have zero clue. 3 Likes |
Health / Re: Soweto Gay Teen Commits Suicide After Teacher Calls Him "Sissy Boy" (PICS) by SmithRussell(m): 1:53pm On Sep 09, 2022 |
LINSAR:Ok, you’re right. But like the case I cited before, we’ve seen gays switching at preference so I don’t really know what you’re talking about. |
Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Girl Is Cheating On Me by SmithRussell(m): 1:45pm On Sep 09, 2022 |
Miravik900:Lol. Did you even consider what it will cost? Or you just want to hurt her at all cost? Sha just leave her and heal this your toxicity for your own good and the good of people who truly care and love being around you. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Soweto Gay Teen Commits Suicide After Teacher Calls Him "Sissy Boy" (PICS) by SmithRussell(m): 6:42am On Sep 07, 2022 |
LINSAR:So who “made” him gay?? As if we’ve not seen people turning back like that dude who broke up with a boy, dated a girl and impregnated her, then dumped her to marry his ex again. Nonsense is nonsense... Why should a 15 y/o not capable of sexual consent be allowed to choose their sexual orientation? Isn’t it illogical? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by SmithRussell(m): 9:20pm On Sep 04, 2022 |
Islandlady:So why can’t “your” son’s school fee be one of those “aspect”? I know you’re one of the “his money is our money but my money is my money” geng. This thread is unnecessary. 42 Likes 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump: Joe Biden Is An Enemy Of the State (Video) by SmithRussell(m): 8:10am On Sep 04, 2022 |
Hndrrxxx:Our what? 1 Like 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Lady Almost Lost Her Voice After Speaking With A Fraudster On Phone by SmithRussell(m): 8:24am On Sep 01, 2022 |
Awesomeking:Chief it’s a lie... most victims are just ashamed of admitting that they’ve been played, and they just blame “juju”. It happened to a very close friend of mine last year, and when I asked her, she actually told me what she was thinking throughout the “hypnosis” process, and I realized that she had her own mind all the way and the problem was not any juju, but greed, ignorance, fear, the belief that problems were spiritual and so many BS that are easily avoided with a logical mind. And btw, their aim is not to kill anybody, but to make you send money for the items needed for prayers to change some things that the “father” is going to see about your life. Not to remotely kill you |
Romance / Re: My Landlord Son Took My Girlfriend away From Me...I might revenge by SmithRussell(m): 10:18am On Aug 31, 2022 |
Baronthecelebri:So if the two sisters decide to keep the babies nkor? |
Romance / Re: Why Strong Men Give Birth To ONLY Girls by SmithRussell(m): 2:14pm On Aug 28, 2022 |
chidiebere2020:I think you mistook period for ovulation. Secondly it’s Y that swims faster, and they are responsible for the male something. |
Romance / Re: Young Man Had Sex With His Girlfriend Whom He Last Saw Two Years Ago. Now This by SmithRussell(m): 1:12pm On Aug 28, 2022 |
Starships4u:So what happened to the food seller after that day? |
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