₦airaland Forum

ShaqFu:
Lol. I've not heard the song and I won't even bother to hear it, but I still believe if Asa is suing Joe boy over copyright infringement, then she and her team know what they're doing.

Let's hope Joeboy will back his tough talk and prove to us he didn't infringe on Asa' right over the song. We wait

Mumu talk. Sounds like joeboy hater. We dey wait

Festus30:
did you say just 21k? I've done lots of things for that girl. 21k is nothing compared to the things I've been doing for her since we started dating.

Always spend what you can afford to overlook and walk off una no dey Hear. You don go invest life savings on a hoe. Serves you and your likes right
Una go see shege

instead make you go find another girl pipe hard make the olosho matter clear for your head. Werey simp

TINUBU's Muslim-Muslim ticket will favour him in the north. Same goes for Peter Obi since Yusuf is there.

That leaves Atiku with no chance. The fight is between TINUBU and Peter Obi

The culprit escaped into the bushes



Omo

The only player that gives me goosebumps

Chizzyjforce:
Messi is good, CR7 is good, but Haaland will dwarf their goal scoring records.

If he can steer away from frequent injuries. If not nothing for him

Holywater123:
Believe me, I downloaded the app on the 30th of last month while surfing through Play store, I even forgot about it until I decided to do night sub.

All I did was to input my name, BVN, account and purpose of loan. It's so simple. I thought they won't approve it. This is my first time of borrowing a loan honestly.

So all these you explained was a mistake?
Lmao

Gentlechika:
No qualms dude, you will have to mistakenly pay the amount in full in two weeks time.

Apt

Na why he good make you hustle money get your own record label. 25m will set you up a standard record label in naija.
That's not even up to $100k

Why should I explain what didn't happen lol

LatestgistTv:
Hello nairalanders. Hope your night was fine.
Please I need advice.

I met my girlfriend some years back and she has been a good girl to me through all these while.

She comes from a large family of 7. Her father had stroke in 2018 and her mother left them all and ran away, leaving only the sick dad to Carter for the whole family.

She gained admission same year and I stood by her side from her first to final year in the university , sending her money on a weekly basis and sent more money to her when there's need for more money in school.

She has finally graduated last month but the truth is that her demands are becoming increasingly difficult for me and her sick father has become broke as a result of spending without getting back.

I won't really say she's a burden but mehn, it's been too much lately.

I am 27 and I plan to get married at 30 and I honestly don't need this sort of setback.

Dear redpillers, I know I've been a simple man but please I need advice from everyone right now.
I need more advice please cos it seems I'm stuck.

Cc: Seun
Cc:nlfpmod
Cc:Mukina2
Cc:Mynd44
Cc:Justwise
Cc:Lalasticlala
Can you please help move this to front page?

You no get another girlfriend?
Why allow yourself to be drained by someone who offers nothing but pussy, for so long?
No advice for anyone this year wait till after election

Sheistoopretty:
Guys will never stop Simping for we Ladies, no matter how hard u try to preach it. It's just natural, God made it that way

Don't mind those Redpillers wannabe OP, they will come here to start lying just so as to boast their deflated egos alot of them are simps here, they have numerous accounts... They form Redpiller wannabe with their Main Accounts and Simp with the Alternate accounts

I know their Modus-Operandi OP don't be deceived by the comments coming soon

Some or most guys will simp for pussy, but not all guys. Don't generalize.

GiveYourBest:
It doesn't make you the owner. Allow the real owner harvest it and may be share you a portion.

Werey come online dey form good person lmao

Werey cook better rice dey call am concoctions ok na

Even road for my street wey dey always quiet I always look both sides before crossing. Can't take no chances. If something happen make I know say he suppose happen not cos I wasn't cautious enough

No advice for simps this year. Let's wait till after elections

SerendipityHIGH:
I travelled for a few weeks and have been in the East since then.

I intentionally stopped calling or chatting all my girls.

I wanted to rate their level of interest in whatever relationship/ situationships we have.

Note: I left them to initiate the chats or calls themselves.


MY FINDINGS

80% of relationships/ friendships with women will die once the guy stops calling.


Many called in the first week.

One called till 4th week and hasn't called for 16 days now. She used to visit me weekly before.

Only one still kept in touch till date.

She billed me too but I avoided it to access her reaction. She kept her cool.

I have planned to reward her upon my return.



ASIDE: This reminds me of a girl I met at BRT going to Ikeja. She works at Computer villa.

I took her number. We chatted once in a while and I have sent her data and airtime on few occasions.

I intentionally stopped contacting her and she never did. I deleted her number 2 months after.

I suspect this might be happening because I don't reveal my identity to them because I always want things to flow organically and also to avoid raising high expectations of me.

Dope strategy you got

Werey so your papa for no go

Acidosis:
The world does not revolve around you and your sister (family).

Over the past months, how many times have you called to :Dspeak to his family? Or...their lives don't matter?

And what is this game you people are playing sef? If I don't talk to my spouse in 2 weeks, then I'll naturally assume that the relationship is dead. You guys go months without talking and all that concerns you is your sister's fiance?

Are you in some kind of open marriage?

No mind the Werey. My instinct tells me she's one of these acclaimed feminists. Feministic dispositions don't dey backfire

If I dey eat outside 3 days max

At home fit last me reach 7 days. Na men wey their head clear dey get appetite for food.

maureensylvia:
It happened in June this year, he deserted, tried calling him it was unreachable, His family and the police didn't help either.

I got the idea of complaining to his bank, I went to his bank on August (Access bank) they asked me why I didn't come all these while that he withdrew the last part of the money 4 days before I came!!! E pain me shaa o

The customer care directed me to court to get a court order to restrict the account, I went to court, got the court order(pics displayed) paid them 10% of the total money. The bank restricted his account.

Yesterday afternoon, I got a call to come over to the bank...the guy was trying to make a transfer but he couldn't which warranted him to go to the bank...
The customer care told me he has 80% of the money in his account that with my consent, they'll unfreeze it and pay me or I can wait till it's complete and take all... they were certain because it's a salary account... money must enter.

Though the guy pleaded with me to be paying 20k monthly buy omooorr I don't think I'll have such patience. The bank told him to be paying the 20k into his account till it completes.

so the ball is now in my court

All thanks to Access bank

Lucky you. Zenith and wema bank chop my own way back. One scammer for wema Bank 20k and Zenith 100k. I submit court order wey I spend 9k total to my bank (Access) and the scammer banks nothing came out, till today

Medianna:
Smiles
It's like you did not learn your biology well
From the write ups I knew you know little about the that thing called Virgina!!

fvck outta here dumbo

Cooked up shiit. Your shoddily crafted breakup text exposed your dried up shiit, werey

Sixfiguresmart:
We are losing alpha males in the music industry. Why are all these artists developing androgynous nature? They pose like gays, smize like females, grow, dye and style their hair like my nieces, strip like women etc. Their bodies are not even muscular anymore. Dbanj seems to be the last manly artist (though not macho). Everyone else is soft(feminine) and seem to make more music in the salon than in the studio. Psquare, a little bit. But, just saying

OK so dbanj looking fit automatically qualifies he's an alpha male. Wow nairaland

Islandlady:
Actually most people are guilty of lying to their Lovers and partners about the actual amount they earn from their salary.

I believe most partners especially the Men have a reason for doing it, I think this can cause disunity and lack of trust if the other partner finds out about the actual amount you earn! What are the reasons behind this lie?

I came across the screenshot below from my IG story while scrolling about this lady asking for advice on this issue!
Experienced Nairalanders should share reason for this secret abeg!

Useless b!itch why u no tell us say na your status updates for Facebook. You here disguising.
Na una type dey worship men offline but online be forming one useless kind of woke. Werey

So you want to marry cos of ass and boobs.
We are waiting for you in few years time on fp

HazardAwka:
I've lost count of how many people that called me ugly. My mom, siblings, friends from neighborhood, classmates back in sec sch. The much abuse turned me into an antisocial person, introvert, shy and having no single courage. Am I really that ugly?

NB: I used a really good cam

Your mom called you ugly? Wow

And you are so sure your interstate gf doesn't have a side nigga. Lmfao

Nemesis0147:
The number 1 HIV state is this country is benue.

But you will enjoy there sha....ladies they and there are homely.

It's Akwa Ibom, Currently.

SenatePresdo:
Oyibos are the biggest patronizers of Sorcerers, they believe that Sorcery and supernatural exists.

But here in Africa, an olodo that has refused to go to his village for the past 10-20 years out of the fear of village people, will use his phone and come online to form Woke, and be shouting "Jazz and supernatural does not exist".

Meanwhile Ask them to enter a mortuary room alone at midnight, they will curse your ancestors

I no dey even read their nonsense again. Once I read first sentence of their nonsense I go just comot face.
Ask them to go their villiage and proclaim witchcraft doesn't exist they will give you one very stupid excuse wey go shock u
Bunch of cowards they all are

Fira09:
Those two cacafuego's up there have started again.

When you are referring to men, please don't generalize it,[atleast something like this "Some Nigerian Men"].

Not all men do this, you lads should get this into your skull.

Maybe their dads do too that's why they gotta generalize