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paxnka: Hello stagger, I want to set-up a mini kerosene depot in Enugu. Could you please help me your comprehensive manual selling of kerosene. Send to paxnka727@gmail.com. Thanks

I will send the payment instructions to your mail.

Read the posts here:

https://www.nairaland.com/466673/n500k-enough-start-kerosene-supply

Probably the only muslim I will ever respect. Had a PhD as far back as 1965. Speaks volumes of his person. I just wish he could have contributed more to the fight against Boko Haram, but then, he was old and ailing.

[quote author=ABAKA72][/quote]Did he steal your money? Go and drink cock dung!

rhymz: so since Odili and co has swindled Nigeria, that is enough reason for your bible wielding con star, Oledepo to capitalize on that and worsen the situation with their phantom elite schools and out of rich housing projects. Dem don talk say that man dey do mass brainwashing and mind programming experiment on his sheepish congragation in ota. If only you knew any better you will see the folly in your irrational belief in your imperfect pastor that is a poster child for Church business and scheming. He is full of vanity and materialism, he can continue to decieve himself and goons like you but to me, he is nothing different from Odili and co except that he is a smooth talking criminal that has got the perfect suckers.

You are a fool. Pure and simple answer for you.

I don't go around pulling successful people down. They motivate me to do great things. Not nonentities like you who just buy N100 internet ticket to come here to yarn rubbish.

powerblaze: He does lots of missionary work that i know of .. but you'd be too ignorant to know that..

'Y not use the money to build free schools for the less privileged?' .. yea, he's now your Governor.. Mscheww

Thank you abeg!

Don't mind the fool that is thinking with his rear end. Pastor should come to build free schools when Governors like Alams, Ipah Igbinedion and Ibori cleaned out their state treasuries to build refineries abroad and their people are paying N97 per litre as a result and Peter "Donatus" Odili built a hospital in South Africa that the builder has snatched from him.

Or Bishop should build free schools when IBB could not build more than one power plant, and now wants to buy another one with the money he stole from Nigeria.

And you wonder why Nigeria is getting worse when the people are ignorant and blind fools chasing shadows.

Nonsense!

Two things:

a) FOLLOW THE TRANSPORTERS! They know the roads in and out because they drive it everyday. With this alone you can never fall into a pothole.

b) In the rare event that this happens, two things:

- if you are using a 4WD or RWD (Mercedes products), engage your brakes and swerve around the pothole: the car can handle it.
- if you are using a FWD (Japanese cars), you may need to force your car into a lower gear top assist in cutting your speed. The car will ker heavily, but you will achieve speed reduction in a manner that will not cause a summersault (which will occur if you just ram the brakes only).

Babzilla: ONE DOESNT NEED TO GO TOO FAR TO LEARN WHY U WERE NOT ELIGIBLE FOR THE NAF. BONEHEADS LIKE U R ONLY GUD 4 NYSC. ONE CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE BLUNDERS AND HEADACHES U BROUGHT TO THE BASES WHERE U WERE STATIONED. ONE CAN ALSO IMAGE THE HAVOC A BUFOON LIKE WILL CAUSE IN A UNIFORM.

Baboon + Godzilla (I wonder what u look like in real life..I am not dying to find out)
Thank your stars I am not in uniform, because if I see you in a fuel station struggling for fuel, I for use my bulala peel your back!

Donkunze: u must be insane too just like him...mumu of d highest order...n na d type of una povati dy strik...foooool

Go and hug transformer, because before this decade is up, Winners will be the first church to start an airline, and I will be a shareholder. Mark my words.

Now what will your depraved ranting do about that..sucker?

kpozite: What are you saying? Do you know how much it costs to own a jet? Maintain one? It's not a car that you park at your house mind you the pay a hell of money every other night just to keep it in an airport hanger, I don't know you but if this is your mentality then am damn sure you are poor. Having a private jet is a liability, then 3 is liability X 3. Why do shrewd business men like Dangote and Adenuga own one each when the can obviously have more?

Has Bishop come to your house to ask you for money to buy Jet A1?

elampiro: The catholic population is even 2 billion.

The Pope rides in a ballistic vehicle. Why doesn't he just go on his own as the Pope? Why did John Paul II have to get one after being shot by that Turk? Why did Pope Benedict not ditch the transparent bullet proof van as VANITY?

dridowu: If truly d Bishop has 3 private jet, dn wahala dy. Sm pple are defending saying dat he used it to avoid flight delay, to have a 9ce ac, etc but my own opinion is dat what about d university he founded with my neighbour everi sunday 20naira and yet my neighbour children cannot d university because of d financial involve, he cannot even give my neighbour scholarship to any govt owned university despite d fact he paid his 20naira evri sunday. Dat my neighbour is YOU out there. God save us from all ds pple

My guy,

If your idea of giving offering to your God is to drop a squeezed, washed up N20 polymer note, then poverty will hound you forever. Divest yourself of poverty mentality. Attack me: after all offerings are given in every church I know of.

Even if you are an occultic man, do you go to see native doctor with N20? He will give you a good beating for coming to insult him with it. Now imagine giving Baba God N20 on Sunday. The One that gives you life, protects you, feeds you, made you see today to come to Nairaland: you give N20 on Sunday. God forgive you.

If you are waiting for money to go to Covenant University, I got news for you: I went to a Comprehensive secondary school. I did not go to any Bereton Montessori school in those days. So wake up: private universities are not for everybody. Graduates of public universities in Naija are making waves everywhere.

Babzilla: THOSE CALLING UR 'PAPA' A ROBBER ARE NOT BEING ACCURATE. TRUTH IS ITS BONEHEADS LIKE U THAT ENRICH BELOVED 'PAPA' WASTING GOOD MONEY. BUT THEN URE PROBABLY A LAZY DIMWIT WHO HAS NEVER WORKED HARD TO EARN AN HONEST BUCK IN HIS MISERABLE LIFE OR ELSE U WONT BE LASHING OUT AT PEOPLE POINTING OUT THE TRUTH. HERE IS AN EXERCISE 4 U. WHEN U GO HOME, LOOK AT URSELF IN THE MIRROR AND KEEP SAYING TO URSELF 'ILL NEVER BE A MUMU' KEEP SAYING IT TILL URE EXHAUSTED THEN PRAY HARD FOR GOD 2 GIVE U COMMON SENSE.

Why not come to Abuja and see what I am doing here? I sow seeds all the time and I am happy to say that I commit my money to charitable causes as well. If I decide to give N20,000 as a prophetic seed, IT IS MY MONEY AND NOT YOURS and I can do whatever I like with it.

And as for your exercise, go to any Shoprite mall, and window shop for Lego bricks: Let it remind you of what your brain matter needs to be purged of before you come to Nairaland.

DANILSA: I WANT NL MEMBERS TO CHECK BTW ME AND YOU WHO IS DUMB, YOU SAID BECAUSE IBB AND OTEDELE ROBBED THE COUNTRY,OYEDEPO SHOULD ALSO ROBB THE MASSES, I WEEP FOR PEOPLE LIKE U.

Oyedepo has robbed nobody. In contrast, we know those who have robbed the masses with proof everywhere. Where is your head at? In your wife's pot of beans?

hagma37@yahoo.com:
ode why would it be grounded after all your tithe guy wake up na human being like you dem b make dem no dey fool you you dont even kno the cost of C-Check abi you think say na him house he dey park the jets

I did my Youth service in one of the flight operations bases of the Nigerian Air Force. I was already enrolled to do the Direct Short Service Commission before I decided not to join as it would not allow me pursue my biz dreams.

I can teach you about rotary wing and fixed wing aircraft and I am highly knowledgeable about Aviation. I know all the Air Commodores who fly the Presidential aircraft one on one. I know when the Air Force purchased certain aircraft that necessitated the travel of several pilots and aircraft engineers to Italy and Ukraine for training in 2005/2006.

I can tell you that a typical C-check costs about $3USmillion. I can tell you where in Europe these C checks are done. I can tell you where Aero Contractors does their bi-annual SIM.

On the contrary, you are dumb. A nitwit who knows NOTHING, NADA, ZILCH about aircraft or aviation. If you want, I will sit you down and give you a sound education on aircraft and aviation matters.

Captwahala: Your list is totally full of errors
Type Price Owner
1. Falcons 7X. $51m(N8.2billion) Mike Adenuga (possibly on order, but i think he has a falcon 900 on order, half the price)

2. Bombardier Global 6000 $45.5m (N7.3billion) Unknown (River State Government among others have this on order)

3. Bombardier Global Express 5000 $45m (N7.2billion) Aliko Dangote (I think he has a Global XRS which is a bit more expensive, not a 5000)

4. Gulfstream G550 $40m(N6.4billion) Bishop Oyedepo (I doubt. Baba has a Challenegr 604 and a Beechcraft 1900D. There used to be a Hawker 800, which I think he sold.)

5. Gulfstream V $30m(N4.8billion) Bishop Oyedepo & Pastor Adeboye (Bishop Oyedepo see #4 above. Baba Adeboye has a G4 not a G5)

6. Bombardier Challenger 604 $30m(N4.8b) Mike Adenuga (you got this one right, he also has a Global Express XRS $45-50m)

7. Embracer Legacy 650 $30m (N4.8b) Ifeanyi Uba (I'm not too sure, he was supposed to get a Challenger 605 but it was put on hold during the banking crisis)

8. Hawker 900XP $20m(N3.2b) Dr Kashim and Sir Aremu Johnson (Kashim of Barbedos group has a Hawker but i dont know whether its an 800Xp or a 900XP. He also has at least one, possibly two, Embraer Legacy $30m and a Learjet 45 see #10 below) (Arumemi Johnson has a Global Express XRS $45-50m + two Hawker 800XPs + an airline)

9. Gulfstream G450 $15m(N2.4b) Bishop oyedepo (not too sure about this one, see #4 above)

10. LearJet $13.3m (N2.1b) Bishop Oyedepo and Dr Kashim (Bishop Oyedepo.not too sure about this one, see #4 above) (Kashim =true)

This is not the top 10 list at all. What about the chap with the G550 ($60m) and a King air 350 (N5m)?. There's a lady with a Global XRS $50m. A chap with two GIVs and a falcon 900. Another chap has a GIVSP (G450) and an S76 helicopter. Quite a number of Challenger 604/605 owners. Another chap has a Falcon 2000. One former governor had a Gulftream III, a G4 and two Do328 Jets. One famous retired general/oil block owner has a Challenger 605 and a Hawker 900XP.


Finally, I am familiat with Bishop Oyedepo's travel itinerary. It is impossible to accomplish with commercial airlines and will be more expensive if he chartered the aircraft. So it is actually cheaper and more convenient to own the aircraft

Please thank you for educating the ignorant goats with lego brains. Some people are so ignorant, it just beats the imagination.

ActiveMan: DO YOU HAVE MORE THAN 1 CLOTH?
DO YOU USE 1 SIM?

IF YOUR ANS IS YES
THEN YOUR DEFINITION APPLIES TO YOU TOO

You just hit the nail on the head. Most of these people are secretly wishing they have privatejets, and if you check their phone numbers, they are secretly recharging so that they can win one from MTN's offer.

dangerzone: I pity your children sha, person dey rob you everyday in the name of GOD and u dey here dey defend am as if im be your papa first born, i am sure you cannot even stand for your own children like you are standing for him now, a normal person in his or her right senses knows it is stupid for one person to has 2vehicle talkless of 3jets, i hope its not too late for u to open your eyes,update that fish brain wey u get,make u sabi wrong from good cause u dey so u be toddler,i no say u never evn enter plane b4 mumu

Who is robbing me? I have enough money to the point where I don't even know if my staff are stealing from me because I don't feel it. Only poor people who count pennies like you will be conscious of that.

And I have several vehicles. By the time I am done setting up my specialized university in the 4th quarter of 2013, I will have the pleasure of inviting you so you can see that big ideas do not need rocket science to implement.

Aifey: Religion is just an opium for the masses. They are just usin ur money 2inrich them selfs n family. Is their university nt supose 2b free tuition fee. Whatch TB joshua giv out cars n millions n even bags of rice 2poor n destitut pepl, hw many times hav u seen oledepo do so. God is nt purnishin them anytin n they kn tht, thts y.

Can you tell us who first made this statement and what page that sentence is found in that book? That book was in my house when I was born and i have read it, and the world has jettisoned the man's ideas because they were stupid and impracticable. Yet you and others like you still quote this dumb line to console yourselves.

SO who wrote that statement for the first time?

Olalekan 0: it's not my way of life to call people names,but i just can't help but say this: You're an irredeemable fool

Oh boy, go find work do! Where I operate from you cannot even come close. You cannot even work as my gateman.

dangerzone: You are insane,infact you are CAPITAL LETTER S,T,U,P,I,D. Haba dem say something no good u come hear dey use that your mosquito finger dey type rubbish as if the guy dey give u 100naira past defending comment,wetin dey do you sef?

I will tell you wetin dey do me. I tell people the truth they don't want to hear. You cannot stop a train in motion, and the Winners train will always crush her enemies like you. Chicken droppings na im full your brain. If you no wan see my posts, carry knife chuk your 2 eyes comot, fry them, take am soak garri this night. Poor man! Do you even have money? Small N100 you carry buy internet ticket for cafe to do Yahoo Yahoo na im u dey waste here dey yarn rubbish! Olodo!

A typical trip by a man of Bishop's status will go with a pastoral staff of at least 10 persons. He travels worldwide for preaching engagements.

Instead of paying between N300,000 to N1,000,000 in air fares travelling to sometimes three speaking engagements a week (AND THERE WILL BE FOOLS HERE WHO WILL SAY THAT THE AIR FARE IS TOO MUCH ASSUMING THE MEN OF GOD TRAVEL WITH COMMERCIAL ARILINES), the church decides to buy an aircraft to ferry them around.

- No Aero style delays. (my wife once had her flight delayed by Aero for 18 hours!)
- No sudden cancellations like Arik Air did and stranded all their international passengers.
- No poor services or aircraft where the ACs are not working properly.
- No coffins in the sky like Dana Air (where two pastors and their wives died because they flew on a stupidly decrepit plane).

My company once paid $12,000 an hour to Aero for a medical evacuation in Delta state. You think say that money na beans? Wouldn't such money be used to buy a small aircraft or a chopper that can be used for such purpose?

SO what is the joke? If a church can afford to buy an aircraft for its pastoral staff, WHY NOT?

DANILSA: WHY THE HELL SHOULD OYEDEPO OWN OR CO OWN 3 JETS WHEN THE RICHEST MAN IN AFRICA USES ONE, THIS IS GREED AND WASTE OF MONEY. IT'S HIGH TIME THIS MAN STOPS ROBBING THE MASSES. IF U WANT ABUSE AND INSULT ME, IT'S PRACTICALLY UNWISE FOR A MAN THAT CLAIMS TO BE A MAN OF GOD TO BE DOING THIS,WHEN THE POOR ARE EVERYWHERE .

His choice. Besides, the older three Winner's aircraft are to be disposed of, just the way you replace cars in a fleet.

And before you accuse Bishop of robbing the masses, ask your chicken brain where IBB got the money to be bidding for one of the power stations in your country, or where Nigeria's debtor number 1 Femi Otedola got the money to bid for a power station.

WHO IS REALLY ROBBING THE MASSES? DUMB NIGERIANS, WAKE UP!

trigar12: Is WINNERS CHAPEL a business organization?

Lego brain talking.

Why not tell your own organization to buy one for you? Nigerians are always jealous of success, and rather than study the model that produced the success and replicate it, they prefer to pull the successful person down to their level. By the time Winners Chapel buys 6 more aircraft, lego brains like you will keep quiet for good.

You should be happy that a church can own private jets without accessing the aviation fund that people like Jimoh Ibrahim took N35billion from, yet cannot maintain a national carrier. Of course, have you every heard that Winner's aircraft were grounded, or seized because they could not pay, or missed C checks because of lack of money?

Lego brain, you think they buy aircraft with lego bricks such as the one your brain is made of?

That word has its origins on the slave farms of the US, where African slaves were referred to as "niggers" by the slave masters and overseers.

So that is why it is seen as an obscene word because of its origins. That is why any white man who uses the word "nigger" on a black man, will be lucky to make it out alive if he uses it in certain places, especially the ghettos or rough streets. Not cool at all to be called nigger.

trigar12: Chicken brain. Out of thousands of people, only 10per-cent are rich but other 90per-cent are poor. Winners Church don't give help to the poor, all i see is crusade after crusade, is that all they know how to do.
I.DIO.TS LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK. FO.OL

You are the one with a brain made of lego bricks. How many crusades does Winners organize in a year? Have you ever been to the outreaches to widows and orphans? Or do you know how school fees are paid for indigent children in the Kingdom Heritage Model Schools? This is how we know those who are informed and those whose brains are made up chicken droppings.

I remember water reaching my chest at Agboju in 2008, and again inside Festac in 2009 close to the Amuwo Odofin terminal of ABC. Terrible!

trigar12: I culled this report from Encomium magazine. Quite
revealing. See it below...
More exciting revelations have emerged that the penchant for private jets acquisition has cost wealthy Nigerians over N1 trillion in five years. The luxury trend actually rose by 650% between 2007 and 2012, this has increased the rate of private jet acquisition from 20 in 2007 to over 150 in 2012 which has placed Nigeria and china as the fastest growing private jets markets in the world.

Top ten private jets by wealthy Nigerians.
Type Price Owner
1. Falcons 7X. $51m(N8.2billion) Mike Adenuga
2. Bombardier Global 6000 $45.5m(N7.3billion) Unknown
3. Bombardier Global Express 5000 $45m(N7.2billion) Aliko Dangote
4. Gulfstream G550 $40m (N6.4billion) Bishop Oyedepo
5. Gulfstream V $30m (N4.8billion) Bishop Oyedepo & Pastor Adeboye
6. Bombardier Challenger 604 $30m(N4.8b) Mike Adenuga
7. Embracer Legacy 650 $30m (N4.8b) Ifeanyi Uba
8. Hawker 900XP $20m(N3.2b) Dr Kashim and Sir Aremu Johnson
9. Gulfstream G450 $15m(N2.4b) Bishop oyedepo
10. LearJet $13.3m (N2.1b) Bishop Oyedepo and Dr Kashim


SOURCE:www.lindaikeji..com/2012/09/top-ten-private-jets-owned-by-wealthy.html?m=1

PASTOR OYEDEPO OWNS THREE PRIVATE JET BUT HE HAS ONE OF THE MOST POOREST CONGREGATION. S.M.H

This comment of your shows you are indeed a very big foo.l. Have you been to any of the Winners churches to see the brand of cars parked there? Am I a poor man? You know my business turnover? Even people who join the church without money have their lives transformed in a matter of months or years.

People like you are the ones jealous of other people's success. ANd to those of you who say that the planes were bought with church money, how much of church money can pay for a single aircraft?

A man has written close to 100 books, which have sold up to 10 million copies each. Multiply N500 by 100 by 10million copies: how much is that? That is if your tiny beetle brain can do simple arithmetic?

Tithes are paid to where an individual worships. SO if Atuche is not a worshipper in those churches, then what he gave cannot be called tithes, but rather donations.

Having cleared this up, it is very wrong for an individual to use money made from illegal means to give to the church in any form, be it tithes, offerings, donations, etc. The truth is that even if the money is accepted by the church, it can never be accepted by God and there will always be repercussions.

NO INDIVIDUAL CAN BRIBE GOD, otherwise the rich will buy favours from God at the expense of the poor, which can never happen. Is Atuche enjoying his life now? Has the money he allegedly gave out to the 2 churches bailed him out of his predicament?

Na wa o!

GCRS87: Omo see meat dey waste, i trust tiv people na cuz dey lyk meat very well. Dey would be happy seeing dat crocodile dia. It'll go with poundo

You no know say crocodile dey chop human being?

acidtalk: Omesexy Diva yes we all know there's nothing to worry about.

But I am damned worried for your Husband.

A woman's true colour only surfaces when things aren't going so smooth for the man of the house.

Omotola and considerying your nasty attitude towards your fans, coactors, crew members and the media, I worry if you won't extend those nasty ego of yours to rub the face of your husband at this trying period of his.

But before your start misbehaving, please remember this same man removed you from your impoverish life when you were just 18years of age.

He has been your Supporter, financially, morally, intelectually and maybe spiritually so don't you dare start misbehaving to him.

Respect him more now than you ever did before in your entire life.

Airline pilots earn between $10,000 and $30,000 a month. With that kind of money, a pilot can easily setup a very viable business which will keep bringing in cash. Omotola's husband has no problem.

DanoskyZ: Chai!! I'm in Abuja n nid to get to Awka 2morow. Pls I nid help on how to go about dis and transit time estimates.

Best bet for you to avoid any long stories is to take a flight from Abj to Enugu and then complete your journey top Awka. Unless you want to go to Lafia - Makurdi - Otukpa - Nsukka - Enugu - Awka.