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ProgrammingRe: I Want To Java by stanliwise(m): 8:10pm On Apr 17, 2021
Goodnigga:
How much do I need to learn Java?
As far as you plan to go
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by stanliwise(m): 8:08pm On Apr 17, 2021
HARDDON:
SENSE PILL
Though men think it not, Relationship is nothing but a business venture to Ladies.
they are mostly in for what they would get, NOT GIVE.
You and I know this is those redpill nonsense. You didn’t mention the exceptions and breakpoints where this thought does not apply.
ProgrammingRe: Differences Between Computer Science And Engineering?? by stanliwise(m): 7:34am On Apr 16, 2021
Tarvel:
Initially, I wanted to study computer science but it got changed to computer engineering. How are both courses different, Please?
Science and engineering are two side of same coin. Computer scientist are majorly concerned with computation(calculations and algorithms). Computer Engineering is majorly concerned with computer hardware most especially design and production.
ProgrammingRe: Differences Between Computer Science And Engineering?? by stanliwise(m): 7:32am On Apr 16, 2021
Rgade:
Both those terms are misnomers.
Computer science is actually computing science.
Computer engineering is actually electronics engineering.
Now you can tell the difference.
cool nice one
PoliticsRe: Owerri Jailbreak: More Names, Photos Of Escaped Prisoners Wanted By Police by stanliwise(m): 7:51am On Apr 14, 2021
Akwamkpuruamu:
Make dem run far away. Nigeria is full of injustice
No sense in this post.
Assuming you were one of their victim, you won’t be this sympathetic
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Naval Officer Caught Airforce Personnel Having Sex With His Wife by stanliwise(m): 8:18pm On Apr 12, 2021
heendrix:
Where I knew both men were weaklings was that part where both of em took the matter to police for settlement. what happened to lodging ur individual complaint at the Military Police desk huh weak men everywhere

Now women in black don detain you over a woman, what a shame. Infact I expect both of em to be shot dead by now for being a disgrace to the Father land angry
you're trying too hard to sound like an Alfa male.
But thank God the two men knew they are not beyond the law unlike our men in uniform in this part of the world
If you happen to be a uniform man by mistake, your kinda will cause mayhem due to high handedness and misbehavior born out of arrogance and power drunkenness
ProgrammingRe: How Can I Do This? Please Help Me by stanliwise(m): 8:11pm On Apr 12, 2021
ShiningStar001:
Hello everyone!
please, how can i convert my js code to an android app? what software/application do i need to make this possible?
looking forward to your swift response... thank you.
Research about Ionic framework
React Native
Vue Native
Car TalkRe: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by stanliwise(m): 4:37pm On Apr 07, 2021
bluefilm:
I've got zero patience for bitches.

So I don't ever see myself tryna teach a bitch how to drive.

The last bitch I tried to teach how to drive got so scolded by me that up till today she still habors serious angst towards me.

But I don't just care.
trying too hard to form redpill
SportsRe: Pregnant Aminat Idrees Wins Taekwando Gold Medal (Photos) by stanliwise(m): 1:47pm On Apr 06, 2021
merits:
Congrats
very wrong picture, to describe helping people. helping people succeed is not all the time a conscious effort, if you're successful in a genuine way it by implications mean other people too would be successful along side you. Because one way or the other, you would have helped them in a way that even you yourself cannot stop. it is just the principle. In other words people who are part of your business workflow, it is more of complementary relationship sort off and this kind is born out of necessity not all time consciously choosing to do them. E.g Dangote has helped some people he has partnered with and some employee that has worked alone side with him on his successful business

But saying you ought to start choosing people to help is a different ball game of success. helping other people consciously is nothing but a social responsibility we owe to our society. It doesn't necessarily translate to your success in the direct way you may think.
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Wears Electronic Face-Mask (Photos) by stanliwise(m): 9:46am On Apr 03, 2021
Sirjamo:
Tinubu

Buhari


MC Oluomo



In that order. Those three live rent free in the heads and minds of PDP Dundees. Anything they do is a breaking news.
ProgrammingRe: Getting This Error In PHP Scripts Please Any Help? by stanliwise(m): 10:32pm On Apr 02, 2021
Premiumwriter:
I changed the {} to [] but the code stopped loading.

i have attached a screenshot for you to see.

the first screenshot is the original one while the second screenshot is the one i made the changes as you suggested and it stopped responding.
line 167

fnep2smooth
The problem here now is that your screenshot does not tell what type of data we are expecting $text to be, should it be
array?
string?
integer?
object?

meanwhile ord by nature receives a character as an argument. so my conclusion would be this
ord($text[strlen($text) - 1)]);

The above should be the correct pattern
SportsRe: Israel Adesanya Bought His Father A Bentley After Seeing Him Admiring The Car by stanliwise(m): 4:02pm On Apr 02, 2021
Bewiseedet:
Its sad I couldn't do this for my mum, now she's late.

Modified: My world shattered when the doctors said its a 50/50 chance of her surviving.
Hmmm, but you can immortalize her by doing something to young girls child or mother in who are in death vs life situations as the spirit leads
FoodRe: Inside Insane Diets Of Sport's Stars - From Junk Food, To Drinking Urine (Pics) by stanliwise(m): 8:11pm On Apr 01, 2021
post=100401288:
Damn it! shocked.
This is the most insane and disgusting piece of sh#t (pun intended) among all.

It takes a champion to do crazy and weird things that other normal people dare not or afraid to try.
his own urine
ProgrammingRe: Cpp Map by stanliwise(m): 8:05pm On Apr 01, 2021
nishadnetha:
What is a cpp map? C++ map is an associative container that is used to store and sort elements in an orderly fashion. C++ map stores information in <key, value> pairs and we can access the value field from the key in O(logn) time. Using the map, you can effortlessly search for elements based on their keys. Keys and values are essential to a C++ map.
Cpp map is a container that stores elements in key-value pairs. It's similar to collections in Java, associative arrays in PHP, or objects in JavaScript. map only stores unique keys, and the keys themselves are in sorted order; Because the keys are already in order, searching for an element is very fast; There is only one value for every key.
Visit: https://pradtutorials.com/cpp-map/
Nice website you got
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Shares 15-Year-Old Throwback Photo Of Himself by stanliwise(m): 3:56pm On Apr 01, 2021
colorsofrainbow:
Story,when you dey praise dem upandan u no know...Shame don catch you,u no see road runs again grin grin
As you take like Buhari and Tinubu wey worse pass all all world politicians,na so we love Dino wey better pass dem..If you no like am,ride to hell
Avoiding the question again for the third time.
Lesson to learn next time.
When praising people know what you are praising them for, else you’re no different form Tout in the street, another name for tout is Agbero or street urchins. Those youth in our society, clueless about how their future was stolen.

I pray you receive wisdom. Amen
TravelRe: Missing Jet: CAS Amao Arrives Maiduguri To Supervise Search by stanliwise(m): 3:53pm On Apr 01, 2021
Oluolad86:
cry When the society keep bringing children that the future is not certain because of bad government. All these terrorists are youths! Why not invest in them? The money ought to use for their welfare are used for weapon to fight them back cry cry No good health care! No good education system!


Say a word of prayers to me too that God the perfect healer should heal me wholeheartedly and send helpers to me, thanks.

I need drugs for swollen legs please or who can treat me for free. Thanks
Sorry you don’t understand, those terrorist are cancer to the society now. Yea they are our mistakes, but when a person becomes a terrorist that is one of highest point of criminality humans can engage in. At this point their mind is completely set for destruction and rehabilitating them would be a very big mistake and too costly. Wiping them off is the only way to go.

But looking forward we need to restructure our Nigeria system to ensure such mistake does not happen again.

But we the way we are going we are not ready to restructure nor are we capable of wiping this criminal minds away.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Shares 15-Year-Old Throwback Photo Of Himself by stanliwise(m): 3:44pm On Apr 01, 2021
colorsofrainbow:
when you mention the list of productivity of you lord Buhari and your god Tinubu who said you and Fulani are one,then I will mention mine.
Wasteful adult
Diversion tactics.
I come dey shame for you.
You praised Dino Malaye to high heavens yet can’t mention anything he did.

Meanwhile Tinubu and Buhari are no different from Dino
CelebritiesRe: Kessydriz In Tears As Governor Wike Fulfils N10m Pledge (Pix, Video) by stanliwise(m): 3:41pm On Apr 01, 2021
[s]
Penguin2:
You see in this life, just choose what you wanna do with your life and be consistent, someday it will pay.

These artistes now never blow but they are 10million naira richer already.

That's what conditional cash transfer truly is and not 30k Npower or 10k tradermoni.

With 10million, these guys are made for life.

Anybody not made, can never be made.

Thank u Wike!
[/s]

The money giving to them is not bad.

But writing out a motivational speech of it is a no no.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Shares 15-Year-Old Throwback Photo Of Himself by stanliwise(m): 3:40pm On Apr 01, 2021
colorsofrainbow:
the truth is so hurtful
I am waiting for his list of productivity.
You’re not ashamed you’re not mentioning them.

Your type are the youths we have today.

Clueless youth grin grin grin grin
ProgrammingRe: My Portfolio Projects by stanliwise(m):
Karleb:
Checking my github www.github.com/karlebh, there isn't that much of a project there.

Even the ones I completed are more of a junior project to me now. I'm no more a junior developer. grin angry

So I want to make some projects that will interest developers and recruiters alike.

I am posting this here to track my progress and also make sure I'll stick to the projects and well, who knows maybe Mark Zuckerberg might be reading this. cheesy

They'll include:



- Single Page Application
- E commerce application
- 5 awesome responsive UI
- E commerce website with Bagisto
- Blog
- Messaging Application (with websocket)
- WordPress Themes
- WordPress Plugins


I update the list as time goes on. It's also possible that I might not be able to finish everything I listed but I'll do a lot. I'll also host it live and paste the links here and also with the stacks I used.

Deadline is month end.
Deadline this Month hahahahaha
Sorry I am laughing but I was like you sometime back and still like you sometime in the present.

Anyway here is an advice: just pick one and don’t get distracted by the others.

The list you just placed above contains both amazing ideas and distraction at same time. While you have pick all those. Now select one or two you must achieve this month and for the rest now start seeing them as distraction for the moment until the one or two is achieved

Thank me later
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Shares 15-Year-Old Throwback Photo Of Himself by stanliwise(m): 3:30pm On Apr 01, 2021
colorsofrainbow:
where is the portfolio of productivity of Buhari and Tinubu that you ve been hyping all your life??
Irrelevant hypocrite!!
Diversion tactics
Point the post where I hyped any of this people.

How did Buhari and Tinubu get concerned in this matter??

Instead of you to point to his productivity you rushed to point out Buhari and Tinubu

You’re indeed mad.
RomanceRe: Is Love Alone Enough To Sustain A Relationship? by stanliwise(m): 1:45pm On Apr 01, 2021
michyking:
Love is like the pillar on which the relationship is built around but not the fuel that keeps it going. Love is a feeling, hence, it can’t create all the necessary skills and actions needed to keep a relationship going.

You can fall in love with anybody, but building a relationship takes more than what pulled you to them. Another shocking truth is that being in love with person A, is not a guarantee that you will not fall for person B. Oh! Wait! Do you think happily married people do not see people better than the ones they married?



Continue reading: https://michyking.com/love-alone-is-not-enough-to-sustain-a-relationship/
Loving somebody could also mean to not be in a relationship too especially when you can’t offer what they deserve
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Shares 15-Year-Old Throwback Photo Of Himself by stanliwise(m): 1:41pm On Apr 01, 2021
JidennaJason:
Dino Melaye might not be the people's favorite, but dude is one vocal and fearless politician I have seen from the North Central region.

Hate him or like him, Dino has done well for himself and I am proud to associate with bold and fearless individuals like him.
Only senator who has portfolio of productivity is worth the hype.

Stop sympathizing and finding sense in stupid people
ProgrammingRe: Please Which Language Is Best by stanliwise(m): 1:13pm On Apr 01, 2021
Reali:
[b][/b]want to start programming but I don't the best language to start with. Please programmers in the house your advice is needed
There is a specific thread for this on Nairaland programming section. Use it
CareerRe: Do I Need To Quit My Job ? by stanliwise(m): 10:03am On Apr 01, 2021
confirmedniggae:
Good evenning all.

I have been having this thought of quitting my job to learn driving in order to pick up an UBER or BOLT job but the fear of getting a car on hire purchase is always coming as an hindrance.

I am a family man whose salary of just #85,000 is not even enough to cater for the family .Before the salary even comes in, there are always debts that have been incurred.

Most times,I dont even get up to #20,000 as a result of debts and seriously I am fed up. Infact , I think of suicide sometimes because i am so depressed right now. I have rent of #140,000 hanging on my neck too.

Please will it be wise to quit to learn driving for purpose of commercial driving job?
Dont quit, you need a skill for side hustle.
What have you been doing with your weekends?
Free days?
Those days are your deal breaker, use them wisely Infact prepare for them thoroughly and learn new skills e.g tailoring, shoe making, leather shoe making repair, learn a trading system, business process development plans, Infact anything thy hand can find. In other words you need to use those days to learn about other things your job would necessarily not let you learn.

Option 2, you can use your free time at work or weekdays to get more professional and serious about your current job and learn more to improve your qualifications skills. Then move to a better one or seek for promotion.

As for the suicide thought, it means your thought is getting corrupt by the situation. You need someone you can trust to describe your situation accurately. Right now your mind is contaminated with negative thoughts and you shouldn’t trust it completely.
ProgrammingRe: Getting This Error In PHP Scripts Please Any Help? by stanliwise(m): 7:59am On Apr 01, 2021
Premiumwriter:
The line of the code giving me problem is this:

$pad = ord($text{strlen($text) - 1});


The error I got is

Fatal error: Array and string offset access syntax with curly braces is no longer supported in (then the directory of the file with the line code).

Please any help on how I can fix this?

Thanks
Please explain what $text means.

If $text is an array then do

$text[] rather than $text{}
ProgrammingRe: Who Will Advise Me On Blog, I Need Guide Desperately by stanliwise(m): 12:33am On Mar 31, 2021
Georgekyrian:
Now how do I get payment from ads, because my target is to do my passion and earn from my passion??
How do I buy a domain, can you help me?
It is called monetization. Check about monetization policy of blogger software. There should be solutions available already.

Meanwhile you need quality content optimize for to ensure you ranking well on google so that you can get true organic traffic rather from friends and family only.

Meanwhile as to help you, how do you mean?
ProgrammingRe: Who Will Advise Me On Blog, I Need Guide Desperately by stanliwise(m): 11:21pm On Mar 30, 2021
Georgekyrian:
I really have passion for blogging and that is what really made strive to the extent of creating my on blog site on my own. Lol! Is funny but I really got bit of the idea I needed about the stuff, any programmer can go through my spot, www.alphacastle.blo*spot.c*m to see the stuff I made there. I believe that in the link above one can understand the words there.
Now this is the problem I have, I need to host it in domain, so I can be able to get the '' in the above address off so it will remain www.alphacastle.com
Please I need the best guide of how I can get into domain stuff, can I do it myself.
MOD I don’t know if my site I cited this text is not against our policy here.
Scammers stay off my thread because is not gonna be easy for you. I need advise and guide please from my Great Nairaland programmers, or how much it will cost to employ a programmer to do it for me
Domain name is relatively cheap, you don’t need to buy any hosting plans, just buy a domain from domain vendor.

After buying it, you need to point the domain name to your . To do this is relatively easy, the information and how to is littered all over the net.

Wait for 24hrs, then you will get everything ready and can start referring people to that one
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Genuine Christian Be A Nigerian Politician? by stanliwise(m): 11:03am On Mar 30, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
This is not the beginning of the journey Sir, God's faithful servants started this long journey right from the time of John the baptist.
Jesus declared "No prophet is greater than John the baptist but the least in the kingdom of heaven (Christians) are greater than him, but from the day of John the baptist the kingdom of heaven became the goal men are pressing and those pressing harder are getting it" Matthew 11:11-12

Before John the baptist an average Israelite is expected to pray, serve, pledge and fight for the nation to protect God's Temple and the place where his name is mentioned (Jerusalem) but after John the baptist that's no more the goal of God's servants, rather they're to pray, serve, pledge and fight for pure worship not Jerusalem any more!

So the Jews in the first century hated Jesus with passion because this man has the power but is not ready to support Israel! smiley
In other words You have no plan for posterity here on earth.
Our future generation may read this later, thank you for documenting sir.
SportsRe: Manchester City To Bid Emotional Farewell To Club Legend, Sergio Aguero by stanliwise(m): 10:46am On Mar 30, 2021
nastyesco:
Aguero na baller, Nnamdi Kanu was his mentor and certainly trained him to excel

I dedicate this post to Nurse Salimoh, one day I go sample you in your Nurse uniform
grin grin grin grin Wahala for nurse salimoh
EducationRe: Can A Secondary School Certificate Holder Be Termed “Educated”? by stanliwise(m):
Yes
As soon as you're done with secondary school, according to how the curriculum was designed, you are fit and educated already to explore any part of literacy. That is called general education and in other sense literacy. Going to university or college means trying to go further and specialize.
Now that is all theory.

In the practical world, most notable in a country with shattered system of education like our country Nigeria, many people find it very difficult to believe one is a complete literate if he/she even have a secondary school education. Simple reason is because most secondary school have very poor infrastructure to actually make a secondary school graduate a literate, with bad and underpaid teachers, bad curriculum planning, lack of laboratory and practical exercise for student to make meaning of what they were taught. This at the end of the day make people to want to believe a university graduate as educated(a literate) rather than a secondary school graduate.

But using university as a judgment for literacy is faulty, literacy and it real purpose means a person is able to read, write and do basic numerical and logical computation of everyday living with relative ease.

In conclusion, literacy is more a practical concept rather than anything tied to certifications and theories
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Genuine Christian Be A Nigerian Politician? by stanliwise(m): 10:30am On Mar 30, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
Perhaps i should let you know that i'm one of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, we value education than anything else because we can't worship our God without READING and STUDYING!

But throughout the earth we don't interfere in Politics {John 17:14-16} neither do we join in any type of protest against those in the authorities {Romans 13:1} and we are the most peaceful and peaceloving people on the surface of this planet {Micah 4:1-3} though 99% of earth's inhabitants hate us due to our way of life {Luke 21:17} but we are prepared to endure whatever they do to us till his kingdom come! Matthew 10:22

Please if my reasoning doesn't sound good to you it's OK Sir, i can understand! 1Peter 3:15 smiley
Our children will see the Nigeria we kept for them.
Only men with a sense of responsibility will understand what it means to build a better future for our future generation, if for nothing, we owe them a good country and a good planet. Just taking a look at the rate of insecurity and chaos in the country alone is enough to send shiver down the spine of a young adult. How do you even sleep at night? do you take time out to sometime understand the situation of the current country? do you even feel safe at night? can you confidently travel or walk safe at night in this country? I fear person wey nor fear your kind of person.

Child: "Papa, Mama who are this people, why are they doing this?"
Parent: Look away boy, it is not our business.

Fold your arms while the demons wreck havoc in the land our young would grow. Someday I pray this fire on the mountain we don't want to pay attention to never comes for us and even if we avoid it, never comes for our children.

Thank you

Modified: For your info, I don't care what kind of church you attend, I believe the truth has no owner

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