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Stephen2324:
My neighbour and his girlfriend have been living together like married couples since I moved in. I haven't seen her since last week so I ask after her this morning and he told me she is married now. She got married 2 Saturdays ago to an Igbo guy who is based abroad cause she is Igbo.

He is yoruba. Apparently she planned her wedding from his house and he didn't know cause she spoke in Igbo majority of the time she was on call. Told him she is attending a cousin's wedding in Imo 3wks ago he gave her Tfare. She called him when she arrived and that was the last time.

Went to her parents place on Last Sunday to find out if she was safe as he hasn't been able to reach her only for the mother to tell him that she got married.

Him don bring Smirnoff spirit and soda to mix. He said "dey with me"
Me: I dey with u Bros mix am.

Inside life!

Ehen! Did he marry her?No.
A lady co inhabited with him, he didn't deem it fit to marry her and he wan mix drinks as I mix cocktails at events, let him go on and mix as science student wey him be.


I fault them for cohabiting though.

He didn't marry her, how many years did she date him and how many more years would she have to wait for him to make up his mind to settle down?
This isn't the time for any time waster to waste anybody's time o!

No time to check time.

Gottiii:
I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.

I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.

I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.

The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.

Abeg, make una advice me.

An ingrate with an entitlement mentality says the car dey below him level. You even went ahead to blame the wife.


Do you know the bills, taxes and how many jobs they take to survive abroad?


Go and hustle your own and travel out and experience it yourself.You get level naim you dey call person greedy. If you get level, you go dey work your ow money more asking people for help na.

You don afford keke for here? Mr below my level hahaha.

Ingratitude is a disease and it stinks!

dalass:


Those days, our mama will buy you kolo, encourage you to save your money gifts etc. ... Long story short, you'll just wake up one day to see that she has emptied the kolo...

She'll just laugh and say, is that the amount I've spent in feeding and clothing you? Chai... It can pain ehn

Hahaha

Nonsense talk.
You don't know how to handle your relationship? you bring your personal relationship here over posting of an ex. And you turn to say the advice gotten here would have ended your relationship? No! Your relationship would have ended because you are not man enough to handle issues. Must you run to others to sort what you two could have sorted without external influences?

It shows that even in marriage, you will run to social media to wail or involve your family members over salt and maggi issues.


Don't blame the quality advice you got here that would have ended your relationship but yourself for fuming over what was never an issue, work on your anger, jealousy, and, maturity.

Did Jesus bar Judas from eating communion with them at the last supper table knowing that Judas was going to betray him?

Did Jesus select those to eat at the communion table like we have today?

Abeg let the woman go and buy communion bread and wine and bless it by herself and eat jare. We have all being endued with power and dominion and whatever we bless is blessed. No be only Archbishop prayer God dey answer.


We have to learn as christians to hear people out, correct them in love and not use our church position to ward people off or punish people.

If Christ didn't ban Judas from the communion table who be the archbishop?

Next time she should know wages are paid by the hour and seconds leads to minutes and hour. So she gets charged for crying, as long as she sat before a doctor to cry when he could use that time to attend to other patients, she go pay.


I like it so people know that time management is key

InnoBest188:
Apostle

When she turn apostle

Read about her. You will know.

Parents will never learn.Swimming lesson for 5year old.

Okay na, e don happen.

Some parents are so gullible think that the schools care about them, hell no, they dont. All the schools care about is to find was takeoney from these parents via DUBAI trips, swimming lessons just to makee extra money off the parents who are too busy to momd their kids at home. The parents will readily pay all these fees just so they can face their businesses.


We never recover from chrisland sex tape or 5year has died in pool. The k God for CCTV cameras he school didn't remember to tamper with.

DamianX:
Owo mi da Dy Lagos airport too?

If e no dey, you no go fear? Those officials are beggarly. They begin by asking you what you do overseas. Make the mistake of saying you do business or live there, and they fleece you by begging. But tell them you are student and they let you go especially when your body stature matches the student profile.


I wonder why some nigerians pray for job and once they get job, they will give testimony of how they got miracle jobs and they then use the position to extort people. Why is that once a Nigerian wears a uniform, na begging to start.

Notyourtype:
Hello Guys,

Is it even possible to have up to six kids without having a male child?

I have a friend, who wanted to have only 4 kids. He's now counting six and will count more because he has refused to have a male child.

When the wife gave birth to the fifth child, then my friend was very anxious to having a male child. But as soon as the news got to him that his wife gave birth to another female child, he send a message to his wife at the hospital not to come to his house with the child. He said his wife has a curse on her, that is why she refused to give birth to a male child. We had to beg him before he allowed his wife home.

The issure now is that his wife just gave birth to the sixth child again today, and another female child. He his just very confused right now.

He just told me now that people says the fault his not from her wife but rather on his side. And he want me to help him on what the problem is.

Pls nlanders, what do you think is the problem, and how can he give birth to a male child?

Thank God wise people have told him a men determines the gender of the child birthed by their wives.

Let him continue to born like lab rat that he is looking for male pikin.

Him wey be male pikin, how has he helped in sounding or prolonging his fathers name?

This is how people birth 10 kids they can't cater for adequately in the quest of looking for a gender till they kill their wives in the birth process due to complications at birth.

How is Otedola's son projecting his name today?


How many of Dangote's sons do we know of? Is it the son that is drumming the Dangote name?

Please help me tell him to born more and more, sebi na male child he dey find? I can't even believe in this economy person dey born 6 say he dey find boy. Hmm

When we dey say Sardine be #800, bread na #550 and Mackerel(Titus fish) #2000/kilo. Biko make he born more and more children. Naim go pay school fees and feed them later. He shouldn't birth them and share them around as child nannies to family members and strangers o!

toujurs:
So girls too do yahoo fraud. I thought it was only guys.

Don't be fooled o! Girls do yahoo now. They pair with their bfs to swindle people.

Christie06:
There is no big deal in her donating her eggs. But using the money to buy phone when the house is financially down is wrong

My dear, he just dey vex. If she had used that money to off set the rent. He for even tell her to sell next months eggs again. Let him go sell his sperm to sperm bank to pay his rent as a man.
He dey hear dey cry disturbing NLers

Oga, would you have been happier of she sold her eggs and used it to pay the rent that has been giving you sleepless nights?

Sebi na her own eggs she sell, buy phone. Since phone is her topmost priority, let her enjoy her phone na.


You too can ask her to link you to that fertility clinic and sell your own sperm there, abeg.

Let us have some peace in the land where 100m is currently flying about as normination form.

In marriage, put some things on your shoulder and learn to shrug them off. Not everything you worry people.


She sold eggs, the same eggs get wasted monthly during her month flow when not fertilized, so what?


Oga, go and sell your sperm that you waste not fertilizing any egg at the moment and pay your rent, pay your daughter's fees and feed well let there be peace in your marriage.

When money no dey, body go just dey vex anyhow. Of you no wan sell, then go hustle pay your rent, Sebi na her body produce the hegg, Abi no be so?


Some sell breast milk. Oga, everything is sellable these days, you kpakpa is sellable hahaha.

Abeg make I rest from marriage crises talk

No, dont lend him. Let him go and hire bus outside. That neighbor is shady.

ArchiLimited:
Of course facial tattoo is a good criteria for a bartender job. Shows you're on the wild side which fits the job description. I worry though for when he leaves the bar and wants to become a banker

That is IF he wants to build a career in the corporate sector na

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Oga, abeg go and sit down.
you don't have a problem in your marriage.
Do you know how some women guard their family life off social media?
So it is until she post you and the kids you will know she loves you?
That is a woman who probably knows that the world gets to know about people by what they post on social media.

Wake up and smell the coffee when i say you don't have issues in your marriage.

Oh! you want her to post you with your well built body and tag you so that leeching females' will flood your inbox and a once happy marriage will become a problematic one abi?

Didn't marriages survive without social media dp? when you took the vow with her 10years ago, did you say the marriage will only survive well when she post you and the kids on social media? you clearly have wife but you clearly are seeking faults where there is none.

If you like buy the entire Naija for #800, I don't care. I won't eat food cheaply in the day time and be running for safety from bandits and awon boko at night.

xcelpro:
Good day Nairaland.
Please how do I recover my money from Union Bank?
On 19th April 2022, I went to use their ATM at about 8:10 a.m and I was debited N20k without cash dispense because the machine went off while counting the money due to power failure from the bank's generator house.
After 24hrs I went to their branch to lay a compliant and they acknowledged the dispense error and started that it will be reversed after 24hrs which did not happen.
I called their customer care line 2 days later and one of their agent told me that it will be reversed after 24hrs and that she has sent It for manual reversal.
Despite this I didn't get the reversal.

I again went to the bank last week Friday, 23rd April and the customer service apologized that it must be reversed that day which did not still happen.
I chatted them up on Twitter, and they claim that it has been reversed, and after proving that nothing has been reversed they stopped responding to my messages on Twitter.
I sent them a mail and they didn't respond till yesterday, where they stated that the issue will be resolve within 48 hours.
Nothing has happened yet.
I tried calling their their customer service now and I noticed that I can no longer reach them with my two lines, probably they blocked my line.

P.s; I am fully aware that they have breached their obligation in respect to banker-customer relationship and that I would be entitled to damages if I sue them for this.
But the truth is, instituting a legal action now would be too expensive for me coupled with the litigation process.

Please what do you suggest I do apart from litigation?

Oga, you are talking too much. Go to that bank with all your printed evidence. Then make so much noise, so that customers in the banking hall will be videoing you and while at it go in Facebook live for the world to see.

These Nigerian banks lack customer service, and they won't answer you if you don't expose them.

Like I said go with all your printed evidence. One Port Harcourt based women trended in Feb or March on social media for dealing with a bank that debited her #150,000. She begged for her money, they include her. When she went there to shout, going on Facebook live right in that banking hall, it even made got to Instablog sef. They finally credited her account with so much apology calls from the bank.


Nigerian banks eh. If you are gentle they will scrape your hair. Another lady just last week debited #750,000/was seen on video jumping in the banking hall.


Ogbeni, you are too quiet, go and show them shege. And once it is reversed, carry your money and you can close the account.

illicit:
Who wears such a beret with Agbada

Have u seen such before, talk true

Na the guy dress sensible that na.
For him mind now, he feels he don carry him swag enter Cyprus�����.

Leave am to rock him beret. I shock as dem rock agbada sef.


Maybe their sponsors gave them new clothes to represent Africa and Nigeria their heritage.

illicit:
Them be two
Later become 3?

That one in beret is definitely a cultist

You don carry cultist talk enter this post nao. Hahaha. How you take know?

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Mr. Man, since she refused to do family planning, did you know? Why didn't you use condoms as a man? Is family planning only for the woman?
Did you use the smart phone you are using to report your wife here now, to research family planning options for men? Do you know about condoms and vasectomy or withdrawal methods?

You can't tell me you haven't heard of condom or withdrawal, even if you haven't heard of vasectomy, now you have enjoyed uninterrupted raw sex and you are here crying about a third biological child on the way.

Ogbeni go and throw your family away. Na today you know say your salary dey less than 100k? Abeg make we hear the word.

You men make it seem as if family planning is only for the woman.


Face your responsibility. Next time you dey bang, thrust in and out and show your sexual skills, know say belle dey enter.

Excess fire on young wives don take am to him ancestors.

bmdmix11:
he was wrapping weed, wen dem dey steal him song

No mind am, always crying.

They always steal your songs, what were you doing while they stole the songs?

You sef go and steal peoples songs na.

An unproductive person will always cast blames

Chief mourner. Always mourning every month. E remain make he start funeral home business

Rape?
That wasn't a rape case?
That girl is a sexually active 10year old who has been riding pweeks.
Which girl being raped rides cow boy style?

I thought with the way I heard rape, I will see her being held down and forcefully penetrated sef.

In the video, a 10year old with boobs is busy riding to ecstasy and her mother is crying foul rape with Ubi Franklin about.

Yeye people wey no fit engage their brain cells. That girl has been engaging in sex for a long time. Even a girl who is raped as her first time of sexual activity won't be able to ride the way that Chrisland girl was riding freely.

Rape ko, rape ni.

Instead of the parents to find out who introduced her to sex, they are crying rape about. Maybe she has been having sex under their nostrils and they have been too busy to care since na money dem dey pursue about.


They should go and sit down here. Rape kii dem dia.

Kill him over there. They can't be giving us a bad name in the diaspora. If he wasn't caught now, he would be back home in December to oppress people with his ill-gotten wealth and go to church for thanksgiving saying God blessed the works of his hands.

I say kill him over there and let others learn, that is if they will learn as they love money over their lives.

MisterKennedy:
Happy easter to you dear

Same to you friend. God bless you.

A man shall leave his father and mother and cleave with his wife not live with his wife in the family house.


That man is a mama's boy that wants to put his wife under his mother's roof so that the mother will begin to find fault in his wife over silly things