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NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I know how this people stripped me, checked my ass and boobs for tattoos and surgery marks. Even squeezed the boobs to be sure I wasn't pregnant... Didn't even get the job at the end of the day

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Akathriel:
Disclaimer: This is post is for educational purposes only, and not in anyway promoting fraud.

My son, I sincerely empathize with you. If you read the following bible verses, you will agree with me that “there is dignity in labour”.

Proverbs 12: 24 - The hand of the diligent will rule, while the slothful will be put to forced labor.

Proverbs 13: 4 - The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, while the soul of the diligent is richly supplied.

Proverbs 14: 23 - In all toil there is profit, but mere talk tends only to poverty.

While it holds true that there is indeed dignity in labour - if you're lucky enough to find yourself in Canada, Germany, Netherlands, Austria, Russia, Australia & few other European Countries, but the ugly truth is that, the reverse is the case in Nigeria.

Before I proceed, notice that I deliberately omitted “Amerika” from the list? It is because the majority of the immigrants (non citizen) in Amerika can only be successful & wealthy through drug-trafficking, yahoo-yahoo, car jacking & other illegal money spinning ventures.

Do not be deceived, the Amerikan dream is a mirage. In fact, I have an Uncle who has been in Amerika since 1986, and till now, the asshole does not have a kiosk in Nigeria, talk less of  a house. He was married to an Amerikan nurse who sponsored him through the university, and after 14 years of marriage without children, he divorced her & was stripped naked of everything he ever acquired (which wasn't much by the way) during the divorce proceedings. I hear he now drives a taxi in Chicago.

The only advantage he has & enjoys over me is the Amerikan good roads, deteriorating infrastructures, mcdonald's burger, kool-aid & his useless Amerikan accent.

I am telling you this so that, as a young chap, you do not waste your time & energy in traveling to Amerika in search of a greener pastures when the opportunity presents itself.

The only Country I am looking forward to visiting now is Russia, so that I can sign-up for a military short course, and then return back to my village in Ijebu and patiently await the glorious day I will be called upon to orchestrate the most horrible coup detat in the history of mankind that will see all the corrupt Nigerian elites & oligarchs that have kept us in perpetual retrogression since 1960 wiped out like cockroaches - before assuming the reigns of power.

On that day, rain will be falling, blood will be flowing, lightning will be striking, thunder will be clapping simultaneously  - and I shall be called The deputy of Stalin, The sword of Hitler & The killing smile of Putin.    

Now, back to the topic.

Answer these questions: Would the civil servants in Ekiti, Imo, Osun & other States being owed 9months salaries by the State Governments agree with you that “There is dignity in labour” ?

Are the Pastors ripping off their gullible members through compulsory tithing & G.Os like Biodun Fatoyinbo asking students to sow seeds of 500k in this harsh economy also labouring in dignity?

What about the Politicians embezzling & lavishing our common wealth on choice properties & p-rostitutes abroad? Are they also labouring in dignity?

The corrupt civil servants in the Police, Customs, Immigration, Road Safety & Ministries in Abuja demanding bribes from commoners before they can perform their duties? Are they also labouring in dignity?

My Son, Silver & Gold have I none, but what I have I give unto thee.

Below is a list of 12 world billionaires with their direct primary contacts.

Once you contact them through this medium, your message drops directly on their mobile phones and not their assistants or aides.

Jeff Bezos $112Billion
jeff@amazon.com

Bill Gates $90Billion
bill@gatesfoundation.org

Charles Koch $60Billion
kochc@kochind.com

David Koch $60Billion
kochd@kochind.com

Larry Ellison $58.5Billion
larry.ellisson@oracle.com

Michael Bloomberg $50Billion
mbloomberg@bloomberg.net

Steve Ballmer $38.4Billion
sballmer@clippers.com

Michael Dell $22.7Billion
michael@dell.com

Paul Allen $21.7Billion
paul@vulcan.com

Elon Musk $19.9Billion
elon@teslamotors.com

Lakshmi Mittal $18.5
lakshmi.mittal@arcelormittal.com

Gina Rinehart $17.4Billion
gina_rinehart@hancockprospecting.com.au

Now, do not be foolish to contact these people in the name of God, Jesus or Allah for they do not believe in God.

Get yourself a confirmed otumokpo or afoshe and write this following:

Mr. Jeff Bezos,

I am writing this mail in order to kindly ask you to assist me with the sum of $100,000 for the establishment of my haulage or transport business.

I hope that, as an influential philanthropist, you will lend your hand in making my dream a reality.

My Bank Account details is as follows:

Mohammadu Buhari
Diamond Bank
Account Number: 1234567890

I look forward to your favorable response.

Yours Sincerely,
Mohammadu Buhari

No long story. Go back & sleep and be expecting a credit alert.

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Funny

obrigado080:
Good.
Also ensure you build ur financial muscles too.

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Mummydd:
I used Chkorxy G and my LOs navel fell under 4 days using only once a day

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Thanks

Good morning, mama
Please which works better....... Chlorxy-G gel or cotton wool and methylated spirit

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MsFaith:
How do those coconut flakes sold on the streets get brown and sticky?

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Adding some coconut water

peterson:
Dear justwise,

I don't know what the beef with me is because you've always been on my case. The least I can do is keep praying for you like I'd tonight.

I can imagine how much joy you derive from being in a position of authority especially on a faceless forum such as this, where you can flex your muscle banning and unbanning people you naturally wouldn't dare look in the face.

You've always enjoyed banning me or deleting my posts, but it's all good. I leave you to your conscience and posterity.

For the below, you banned me for a week. very laughable.


Click on my signature to read the irregular migrants story of perils, triumphs and karma. To make your weekend more exciting, I have decided to do a free read promo on Okada books today. Do check in and leave me kind reviews, I do have an account number in case you are led to donate for the book..lol.

gaby

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Gaby why did justwise ban you

Funny thread

Bros explorers, how much for menses blood

freida1993:
ole scammer,so you are also into the business yet you keep reporting people,criminal Hippocratic idiot. I twale for your own sef,u are d worst thief.we still dey learn work from you. Sold stolen Camry 2014 for less than a million. Baba d baba,na those data resellers go dey fan u for hell fire as their senior mentor.ode oponu bragging bastardo.car statcher high way robber. B4 u begin boast like d idiot dat u are,what deleted all ur threads

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notoriousbabe:
Na only mumu still dey pay to wash DSTV, I have been washing all their channels free since 2011, thanks to Engineer Austin

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Please how did you do it?!!

Na wa o

KingKingKing:
Obinna Peter Azubuike.. you think i don't know who you are....?

You grew up in Oshodi before relocating to Nsukka , you left Oshodi because your rickety shop was destroyed by Ambode and ever since then anything "Ambode" and "Lagos" has always been a pain in ur neck.

The last time you and Chuks spoke you said you were not happy in Enugu and wish u never left Lagos because your life has gone downward spiral.

I know d effect of your loss is really affecting you psychologically i would suggest you check ur sef in a psychiatric home.

Well d oshodi you left has really worn a different and "beautiful' look...

The Lagos u love in reality but spite on Social media is a million times better than all d States in the East..

SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL THOSE PICTURES UP THERE ARE, NO SOUTH EAST STATES HAVE SUCH BEAUTY.

Well if you would like to come back to Lagos call Joshua and he will help u financially he is doing big things in Alaba.

Obinna Peter Azubuike you are running mental little by little pls take care of yourself pls.. we all love you

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Na wa o

PreciousChloe:
please, the other grinder, dat small one with two long blades, is it for grinding dry foods like beans flour or for fruits? what is it's main use?

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For grinding dry stuffs .

Elder001:
You're disturbing my mentions, please.

If you actually believed that nonsense then you can believe anything.

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Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

Babyforever:
Oga don't bother yourself with that young man he's currently squatting in the house of his sugar mummy's an old cargo in delta state she's the daughter of a ppa to the governor of delta State..... he's currently jobless as I'm speaking to you right now she gives him pocket money monthly I'm not making this up ask him he knows what I'm talking about......





Elder001

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Let me laugh again

gistsky:
Things are revealed so we accept or reject them. The power of life and death are in the tongue. Fast and pray over it.

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Please how can I contact you privately

Educative thread

organism3:
me never receive anything from dis person wey talk say make we send our account detail since 2weeks or so

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What do you wanna say/ ask

Babyforever:
Oga don't bother yourself with that young man he's currently squatting in the house of his sugar mummy's an old cargo in delta state she's the daughter of a ppa to the governor of delta State..... he's currently jobless as I'm speaking to you right now she gives him pocket money monthly I'm not making this up ask him he knows what I'm talking about......





Elder001

. Are you kidding me

organism3:
me never receive anything from dis person wey talk say make we send our account detail since 2weeks or so

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On a more serious note, did anyone get the 10k from the guy

Funny comments everywhere

spongeisback:
Someone is already accusing her of being a cheat.



Same thing happened to a friend of mine the money belonged to the both of them and she brought the idea of buying a land and the husband refused to buy in their names. He bought it in his name. Today she's in the village with two kids.

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Before nko

soberdrunk:
If my future wife serves me a meal that looks like this, i will arrest my father-in-law or Mother-in-law(any of her surviving parent)......

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Zoharariel:
I am in concurrence with your psychocebernetic postulations.

You know, when alcohol is abused (e.g consuming 6 or more bottles of Gulder everyday for a year or more), it gets to a stage when you take as little as a glass cup of Gulder, it immediately overwhelms you & you start misbehaving like sleeping in the gutter.

Hence, the saying - too much of everything is bad.

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Hope she has changed the name to yours now

Mtcheeeeew

The greatest mistake she made is that she supposed to have used her own part of the money to take care or build house for her parent as well

watscookin:
Be careful of female scammers..may God destroy d destiny of every female scammers on Nairaland.
@op ,y later remove ur number?
@those those dat wants to get scammed,this is her number 09066009098

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