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Christianity EtcRe: Lords Chosen Man: "I Fought A Demonic Cat And Killed It In Osun" (Photos) by Tellemall: 5:29pm On Apr 08, 2018
Lol.

"Demonic Nightingale bird".
Science/TechnologyRe: Researchers Are Spying On Your Tweets by Tellemall: 5:27pm On Apr 08, 2018
Tweet analytics.
CrimeRe: How Ogun Prophets Killed Woman, Buried Her Body In A Church Altar. Graphic by Tellemall: 7:20am On Apr 08, 2018
onatisi:
idiotic nonsense , unfortunately i have your time today , so lets fire om . now use ur common sense and answer me , are there ritual killlings in other regions or not , your answer will actually make me to know the level of iq the person i am discussing with .it seems you have serious mental comprehension problem , i never said it doesnt happen in the south west but that the fact that it isnt reported in other regions doesnt mean it isnt rampant there too
He's not saying there aren't ritual killers all over Nigeria. He is saying that the ritual killers almost always are from the Yoruba tribe, which is not a lie.

The whole of Nigeria is on the internet, but almost everyday there is news out of the region of these Yoruba people about Innocents being killed in a manner associated with rituals. Just run a random Google search on the topic and don't be surprised it is somebody called "Ade" something or "ola" something.

Ever since I got into Nigeria I have known that the Yoruba are human hunters, people who love to kill other people just because of the supposed wealth potions they can make out of humans. The news of these churches referred to in particular as white garment churches is one that is puzzling. Is Yoruba religion just about body parts cannibalization for potions? It is not the Hausa who are responsible for it. Neither is it the Ibo.

Lestat is simply saying this, and it looks like it's the truth.
BusinessRe: Cubana Chief Priest Slams "Dirty Minded Broke People" by Tellemall: 4:16pm On Apr 05, 2018
Niyinficient:
Naija....my country

Why not spend ur money in peace and not rub it on those who cant afford a day's meal? Even the Bill Gates, Dangotes, Otedolas, Buffets and co that are globally known to be wealthy dont rub it on strugglers' face as this....
So because they're very wealthy, and do not wish to show off on social media, that means they're sensible?

This reminds us of Zuckerberg in Nigeria in his disgusting array of faded gray shirts and the loads of noise people made about it, calling it humility. But they don't know that he dines on Cognac and caviar daily and does other things considered vain. Looking tattered for public praise is a form of pride and arrogance that Nigerians are not familiar with. It is not humility. It's a trend.

Is it the business of a wealthy person to be bothered by the "strugglers" faces? Each to his own. They owe nobody anything. As though the strugglers can even help others struggle alongside them. They should do that first before looking up to show people their faces.
CrimeRe: Woman Batters Man In A Public Brawl by Tellemall: 7:24pm On Mar 30, 2018
sacluxisback:
If you know how to use Sonya, she is almost as good as unbeatable.
Could never master her moves. Cassie's controls were better. Although I Found Kotal more fun to use. Plus, who doesn't like a guy who cuts out hearts and bathes in the blood?


Ah.
CrimeRe: Woman Batters Man In A Public Brawl by Tellemall: 12:43pm On Mar 30, 2018
sacluxisback:
Sonya Blade exists.
Lol.

I don't know why I was never able to use her in MKX successfully. Maybe I needed this Nigerian version.
Science/TechnologyRe: Lake Chad Shrinks by Tellemall: 6:24pm On Mar 27, 2018
naijadriva:
FTC.

But seriously, global warming is evident. The goverments of Nigeria, Niger and Chad should come together to remedy the situation( like afforestation).
Isn't Nigeria exploring oil in the Chad basin?
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Reacts To Her Father, Vincent Idowu's Curse On Man That Would Marry Her by Tellemall: 6:21pm On Mar 27, 2018
Mcreloaded:
Ishan matter too strong.
I can categorically tell u that this man is learning where my own father is but I know for sure he will never cross the line insulting his children no matter if he is disgraced by his own children. he is not a true christian . so long my bro
True.

Later.
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Reacts To Her Father, Vincent Idowu's Curse On Man That Would Marry Her by Tellemall: 3:25pm On Mar 27, 2018
Mcreloaded:
Don't want to judge because I was not there when it all happened . All I know is that he should never have cursed his children and no man should ever curse his children no matter what. Two wrong don't make a right.
@bolded: sure.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but from his attitude there was only one wrong and it's coming from him.
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Reacts To Her Father, Vincent Idowu's Curse On Man That Would Marry Her by Tellemall:
Mcreloaded:
Please sir I can only plead for you to return the curse as I can only imagine what you must have gone through but no matter what you went through in the hands of your children and their mother it is never enough to lay a curse on them and publicly at that.
I implore you to publicly rescind the curse and hopefully soon God will bless you with children from your new wife and your older children will also forgive you for what ever they think you might have done to them knowingly or unknowingly.
What makes you think he went through any thing?

From the looks of it he is a chronic abuser and finally they get to speak out. A man who curses so easily must be the offender of his family, otherwise they wouldn't have a problem with him.

The problem with Africans is the mentality that men don't talk and that they are generally not to blame. Under this guise many evil African men perpetrate mischief but once it is aired they resort to cursing and the rest of them (African men, too) sit back and say, hmmm he must have gone through a lot. There is a high possibility they left him because of this attitude of his. He sounds like the sort of man any child* should abandon.
EducationRe: WAEC Adjusts Timetable To Enable Muslims Observe Juma’at by Tellemall: 6:06pm On Mar 17, 2018
Mujtahida:
Do you know that Japan has zero tolerance for Muslims? In the whole of Tokyo there's just one mosque.
And with good reason.
EducationRe: WAEC Adjusts Timetable To Enable Muslims Observe Juma’at by Tellemall: 2:25pm On Mar 17, 2018
Mujtahida:
Ministry has two Meanings. One relates to government, the other to church. Words should be understood in context. You do not understand that when I say I am going to the Ministry of Justice that means I am going to the church of Justice. Or is that how it reads in your mind?

Take the word 'cult' for example. Today it means a secret group often engaged in nefarious activities. Yet it has another meaning especially within the Catholic Church where devotees of a particular Saint are regarded as his/her cult. For example the cult of Saint Theresa.
I'm just saying this to make you understand that words are delicate, slippery things which must be understood in context.

Now tell me why we have Arabic inscribed on the naira, the army insignia and the ABU logo
Why bother explaining to somebody who knows but wants to pretend they don't​?

The Gregorian calendar is suddenly an issue. If Nigeria had the misfortune to be colonized by Mohammedans, then they would adopt their Friday weekend. The question remains if in Islamic countries Christians are given time off work and exams on Sundays the way they are in Nigeria? If every religion wants to declare it's rights and worship days against prevailing national conditions in any country the way Mohammedans do, the place will be in disarray. The Hindus, Sikhs need their "rights" too. Until Sunday is no longer a weekend in the West(secular), Friday cannot be taken as a day off lest it becomes Mohammedan. It would be stupid of them to imagine it.

One wonders if in their Mohammedan countries they don't use the same government words as used in the rest of the world. Minister is a Christian word. Such a thing.

No wonder the Hindus hate them. The Buddhists hate them. Everybody hates them because of their refusal to integrate. They always have rights to impose on everybody else.
CareerRe: Court Orders Globacom To Pay Ex-worker $80, 212 by Tellemall:
kolaaderin:
you are on a long roller coaster .. $ 70,000 for a technician. Even the real telecom qualified engineers are not paid half of that.

There are things going on in this country as regards expatriate employment you would not want to phatom the understanding of employment terms. If you feel GLO would employ you as Nigerian technician and pay you $50,000 annually, you are just dreaming in ghost mode.
What are you on about? Save it for someone who asks for your pointless analysis.
CareerRe: Court Orders Globacom To Pay Ex-worker $80, 212 by Tellemall: 7:03am On Mar 15, 2018
At last, an idea of the salary there.
WebmastersRe: Share Your Experience Switching From HTTP To HTTPS by Tellemall: 5:44pm On Mar 09, 2018
iphenon:
Lol boss, it may not have a direct impact on SEO/traffic but its better to get a good branding. It has a psychological impact on how the site is viewed wink

No vex, na graphic design dey cause all this one grin
Nigerians don't get this.

People will prefer to be scammed by a man in a suit, than one in bedroom slippers wearing dirty pajamas.
HealthRe: Doctors/Nurses Help My Wife Analyze This Scan Result Abeg (PHOTO) by Tellemall: 9:50am On Mar 05, 2018
kennygee:
Really!

Please share your source.
If it's too good to be true, then it is too good to be true.
HealthRe: Doctors/Nurses Help My Wife Analyze This Scan Result Abeg (PHOTO) by Tellemall: 9:48am On Mar 05, 2018
obembet:
Doctors and handwriting...
It is actually quite legible. Very neat, too.
HealthRe: Her Smile After A Successful Dental Re-arrangement Is Quite Adorable - Pictures by Tellemall: 1:22pm On Feb 22, 2018
From comments here it is easily observable that Nigerians have quite bad teeth and are desperate to find orthodontists.
PetsRe: Rabbit Killed By My 3-Year-Old German Shepherd (Photos) by Tellemall: 8:48pm On Feb 19, 2018
faithesco:
My German shepherd decided to hunt for herself,cause the last time she ate a bowl of meat was during the Yuletide season,and since then she's been feeding on catfish intestine,as per the economy is too hard to provide her with meat all the time,but what to do,Aunty mayoress has good taste and since she's been longing for this she hunted this rabbit for herself while everyone was fast asleep grin grin......So I took it upon myself to prepare it for her cos Aunty doesn't eat raw food wink...Enjoy yourself darling kiss
But that is a rat.

There are no wild rabbits in Nigeria. There are only these rats.

Lovely dog, but onions should not be eaten by dogs.
CultureRe: “I Don’t Give My Instagram To Black People" - White Model To Black Photographer by Tellemall: 8:23pm On Feb 19, 2018
AlfaSeltzer:
She has no obligation to give photos or anything to black people.

Africans please stop begging for love and love yourself first.

The olodo that was asking her for photos, how many black models did he ask for photos? LOVE YOURSELF FIRST.
General problem of negroes.

They cry racism, but they worship Whites. What do they expect when they kiss the ground white people walk on?

In their little African villages they scamper after Whites and treat them as gods. Whites cannot be prosecuted for crimes, whites are smart, whites have beautiful hair, whites are soooooo intelligent. One White person is like the one eyed King in the land of the blind. You can see the pride an entire African family takes if one of them marries a White person (mind you, Africans do not discriminate Whites; even a yellow Chinese is white to them). They look at it as a status symbol, even in today's world.

But then, these same scampering people, when they get to the land of these White people they realize their worship was in vain. Nobody takes them serious. They've been slaves in Africa, their very own homes, very willingly, eager to please, the Whites have taken note, and suddenly they want to be treated equally.

Can't happen.

Even black women want to be white. They develope every reason under the sun for it. Negroes can't even look like negroes, they want to be White. Negroes look at the innovation of Whites and marvel and say it's the real deal. So why not? Why do they want to be treated nicely? They should continue the service overseas, thank you very much.

White people are better than black people. Ask the general populace. White makes the world go round.
FamilyRe: Baba De Baba: "I Can't Marry A Woman I Can't Beat" by Tellemall: 6:38pm On Feb 18, 2018
donstan18:
Beating your wife isn't the problem, the problem is waking up from sleep after beating her to see yourself chilling with late Fela cuti, Sani Abacha, Tafawa belewa and taking selfie with your ancestors
cheesy

But wait o, i don't understand, you have a grown bushy hair covering your skull, how then did your sense manage to escape? huh
cheesy
CrimeRe: Chinese Man Detained And Assaulted By Customs Officers In Lagos (Photo) by Tellemall: 9:34pm On Feb 14, 2018
gbosaa:
Nigeria customs didn’t do that to him. He should stop eating endangered species. They can cause severe anaphylactic reactions.

In fact he should be arrested for trying to taint the image of our gallant customs men who prevent people like him from bringing in exotic animals, genetically modified cats and dog meats.

Anuofia Chinko. Try engaging a Chinese security official in Beijing and see what happens to you.

The customs man that did that to him is an embarrassment to people who deliver slaps. Correctly delivered ajangbadi slaps would’ve permanently shut those already closed eyes.
Hahaha.
FamilyRe: "Stabbed Me In My Ribs & Fingers Before Swallowing Poison" - Woman Shares by Tellemall: 11:01am On Feb 14, 2018
cococandy:
You mean she could have invited him to the store, forces him to drink poison against his will and stabbed herself several times.
Yea now you have the other side of the story
undecided undecided undecided
Lol.

The average Nigerian Man/ nairaland man is a misogynist who finds reasoning difficult. Even in such a glaring case he will demand to see "the other side of the story". If the tables were turned they would all say, "after devil fear woman, wicked beings ever liveth, daughters of Eve are violent, Jezebel incarnates"etc. It seems the other side of the story only exists when they feel a woman is at fault. If you say otherwise they conclude you must be a woman and a feminist to boot. Can't there be equality?

They are asking why the man would argue with her before trying to kill her and then himself, a man who came prepared to die and kill his wife before that. Probably trying to psyche himself with an argument. But of course, it had to mean the woman made it up and force fed him poison. The man couldn't possibly have been jealous and psychotic.

Funny.
CrimeRe: We Make N25,000 Daily From Begging With Deformed Children – Suspects by Tellemall: 7:08pm On Feb 02, 2018
And some people say they will never pay tithes, that pastors are thieves, that they will instead give their money to the needy. This is one example of the needy.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Tellemall: 10:49am On Jan 31, 2018
donblazer10:
who's talking about a dirty kitchen aunty?..she's the one who started with the posting of her kitchen..nobody cares of her kitchen and how neat it is..she wasn't even insulting anyone's kitchen (if that was the case it would have been understandable)..she was insulting people's food nd even Nigeria as a whole which I think is very rude..why don't you just post your food and let others do theirs...live and let live......

Your last sentence says it all
Is this an assumption because I'm on the food thread, madam?
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Tellemall: 10:29am On Jan 31, 2018
sauceEEP:
Can we please go back to posting pictures, enough already....
It would be a welcome development.

People taking it so personal.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Tellemall:
donblazer10:
she could have "educated" some with a little bit of sense
It seems everyone is bashing Kanwulia simply for flaunting a clean kitchen and being honest.

Even if a person doesn't have money, they can still present their food properly and keep their kitchen clean.

There's no need for people to post food like it's being laid in a trough. Some food is deliberately nauseating under the guise of "I be poor guy" "I dey try my first time cooking (brazen lie)" "we no dey eat presentation". With a VGA pic we can still differentiate a dirty kitchen from a clean one.

Many people would eat out less if they could make their food presentable at home.

But, let's keep posting what we prepare. That's the point of this thread.

FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Tellemall: 8:13am On Jan 31, 2018
Presentation.

Lol.

This thread is so lively.

Why is everybody so upset? Without knowing it, posters have began to improve their food presentation. It didn't look good before, now it looks better. And let's admit it, Kanwulia is educating some.

No harm done.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Tellemall: 8:25pm On Jan 25, 2018
flyca:
No, Chicken Broth. It's written on the pack.
We call it chicken-water in Nigeria.
Lol.

Continue, please.
LiteratureRe: Describing Things Within A Bush by Tellemall: 5:49pm On Jan 23, 2018
Divepen1:
wow.. Thanks! I'll add that to the list.
Pardon, is there a list you're compiling?
LiteratureRe: Describing Things Within A Bush by Tellemall:
Bushes

Sight
Dried out leaves, dried branches, rocks, rock hyrax, sunlight reflecting on sand, peppering of acacia trees, grasshoppers

Sounds
The distant echo of playing students, angry sounding insects, silence, bells

Smell
Dry, pure, warmed earth

Feeling
Invincibility, calm, knowing, vibrations

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