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Abbookkii. Don get sence

Sad

Attach value to nonsence and sell it for the price of Gold.

I feel like shedding tears

Sex is overrated

African waiting for foreigners to recognize our achievement based on their criteria.
We can organize our own nigeria Grammy award and give it to whoever we like

Sign of wisdom

The previous fuckers have drained the well

For one- night stand, a friend place is ideal
For your main chick, main house is ideal

Absolutely, nothing wrong with it.
The wrong thing is the person who is sharing it to the public that thinks nothing but sex.

What is wrong with a naked mum and daughter. The small boy is yet to be indoctrinated with the society notion of sex.

I see a free happy family

Get married to the first lady of the Federal republic of nigeria

Olayetan:
There's no way you will date a married woman without knowing


Imagine you asking her to spend few weeks with u, what will she tell her husband and won't her husband feel suspicious.

Can't just imagine how she will have time for the side guy without him knowing

Long distance marriage. She needs to service her engine

She is not ballot box that they snatch

She thinks you are not man enough

Be Authentic. Be yourself. Rules are for hypocrite

Swap her for onions

CookingPot:
let's assume your girlfriend or boyfriend was a raw rice, how would you prepare her?

I will wash the rice for 2 minutes, put a little salt then wash it again for 6 minutes.

Is she that dirty

She did not dare to dance

Or jump the gutter

She did not jump the fence

She would not stand in front of a man

Nor widen her legs

She slowly passed out urine

For fear of tearing her hymen


Sexual miseducation
She swear it was not her fault

Her hands shakes vigorously

Mumbling words beneath my understanding

She felt the bite of a mosquito

In between her pure legs

She has been disvirgined

She fears getting pregnant

https://tobechispeaks./2020/12/11/fears-of-a-virgin/

Fear of getting a girl pregnant

These conspiracy theories may be correct after all. Take this to front page

Fake

Wait till after covid 19

Jodha:
If he talks about himself too much.....and general talks too much...

Initiating sex the first time is a very big red flag...

If he doesn't Initiate sex at all through out life

I hardly see girls calling out their fellow girls for opening their legs freely to guys. No slut shaming.

Why this Simp bashing?

You will get tired one day. Imagine scientist discover that covid 19 spread fastest through breast. And breast have to be cut off like fibroid di CE it is a swollen flesh causing disease.

Will you still love it


https://tobechispeaks./2020/10/13/october-13-no-bra-day/

They imitate others

Tinibu could have been vice president but he was rejected because of mudkom- Muslim ticket

If he mistakenly impregnate the oga daughter, he will be an inlaw. Deputy oga. Double promotion . He should stop dating and start banging without condom����

BaddieFreak:
Women wants mature men not cry babies who is always looking for validation from friends and family.

Women wants a secure man not a mummy's boy. We don't want to date a man who makes us feel unsafe.

Women wants to be listened to, we want to be heard.

Women wants a man who is honest and trustworthy and has a huge respect for us.

Women wants a man who will be quick to apologise if he does something wrong not a man who is always defensive when he is wrong.

Women want confident and not an overbearing man.

Last but not the least, women wants a generous man who will be able to take care of us, take us shopping, buy us gifts and surprise us with credit alerts.

Do all these and watch how your woman will reciprocate the love.

You mean without money, all these are accepted

Pursue your dream, forget the hoes

The one that is sucked more shrinks more����������