₦airaland Forum

N1one:
Lmao! Bros na joke o. You can have her

Good boy

pweeryambre:
its a lie... Davido is short, therefore it will be short and bulky.

All these talks about big manhood makes me laugh because what could be big to a novice might be tiny to a pro...so having a big or small JT is very relative.

Bolincosugar:
Proud of my daughter

Struggle continue till she becomes successful in life

Enough of men and their deceitful way.

Cant leave my girl for any family or body

Take it or you leave it.

If you are already financially OK or the dad sends monthly allowance I guess there is no problem but if you are still the struggling type then you may find it hard to cope but in order to rediscover yourself and achieve things faster...you need to let that child be with someone...could be your aunt,mum or anywhere you like. ..

My advice tho.

N1one:
She is not single
Mimzyy..

So you are a rival abi?
Just wait make I catch you with am.

Mimzyy:
Hehehehe. See the cake a caterer in our class made and came to school with. Lol .

Good to know you have just this year...

*let me start saving up*

Mimzyy:
Tonyebarcanista, I just dey look u Mschewww

You this babe...I just dey take one eye look you...just finish school first.

Bolincosugar:
Dont for any reason deny your child. He or she is your pride.

My daughter will be 3 in July and i don't for any reason deny her.

I make sure I talk about her to everyone that comes my way.

Even my employer and colleagues knows about her.

Have gone for an interview whereby i had to tell my interviewer about her.

Any man that does not want her can never need me.

so don't start a relationship that is built on deciet.

Your own man will surely come to stay just stay focused.

Very positive about my status

Mr right o ya show face oooooo

At my age I won't mind a hot single mum but she should be good enough to be a wife.

https://www.nairaland.com/2532999/8-words-advice-unmarried-single

chiomababy22:
I had a child 8 years ago. Ever since then, having a long lasting relationship is a big problem because they leave me with the excuse of my child been an issue. My last relationship has left me shattered and the last thing i want to do is deny my baby. Am confused pls friends what do you advise i do? Am not getting any younger. Thanks as i await you comments.

I created this thread for unmarried single mothers and I think you need to see it.

https://www.nairaland.com/2532999/8-words-advice-unmarried-single

And in addition since you are igbo I guess,you must understand that most igbo guys hardly marry a single mum so you just might forget dating igbo guys and try other tribes.

Toniblaq:
"I don't know him". "I don't jump from bed to bed". How come you net him one night and had sex that same night?

Because he is an artiste.

skillzbae:
You are not a girl who jump from one bed to another but u slept with him on the first day u met him. Sometimes I wonder how silly some girls can be. U told him to use condom he refused yet u still slept with him. Sorry babes but u sound cheap and irritating.. Let me guess, when u discovered he was Davido, U quickly calculated what u might gain if u get pregnant. It's a pity that our generation has lost its morals. U beta get a job and face your child and stop disgracing that poor child. N. B: I dislike davido and most so called celebrities so don't think I support him.

You made sense die

At least if there was a prior interaction before meeting for the first time one would have understood...all because he is an artiste

Nofuckgiven:
Always resorting to insults, shows how stupid you are. No wonder you are jealous of your fellow man. You can never have what he has or be where he is. Go and die now! Bastardized fool

Did I read you very well? Always resulting to insults? can you read your first comment?

Now it is confirmed you are mentally disturbed for you to write the quoted words.

I'm a seasoned man with great decorum and politeness but if you think you can just sit behind a key board to leverage on your anonymousity to write trash then I'm ready to dish it back to you.

How nsane of you to quote me and start writing stupid stuffs because of an innocuous comment?

Apparently you are a waste to your generation and a total waste of resources to your parents else you will never write a dumb response to my comment about rumours except you have no knowledge of what rumour means ....Awon omo ale a la I ni Eko.

Nofuckgiven:
Which rumors? Why always praying for bad news on others? No wonder your life is like this,stuck on Nairaland

You are pathetic and you need a thorough spiritual and mental overhaul else you may be a collosal waste to your parents and your entire family.

lalasticlala:
Toks2008, I knew u would like this thread.

lol!

stephenduru:
According to Hon. Charles,a man is set to wed two ladies on Sunday March 26th in Delta.He wrote.....

'Happy married life : Will wonders ever end? The truth is 'is there anything like taboo or is just that this that has never happened may just happened and due to the surprise and shock so it then becomes a taboo to many?

Imagine a man openly marrying two ladies on same day and the brides families will be consenting to it . In fact I will be attending this wedding'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/nigerian-man-set-to-wed-2-ladies-on.html?m=1

Hmmmm....this thread comes to mind

https://www.nairaland.com/3560334/one-manone-wife/1

Don't know if lalasticlala will find it front page worthy.

ramdris:
Pple sha!

Timi should think abt what d dude said also cos doing one particular things too often removes the thrills in it...

But strangely enough,rumours have it that he is a philanderer.

jejemanito:


Err.... Actually, the Ooni should be ashamed of himself.

I know you are an atheist but for the records...the ooni is not greater than king David who humbled himself so much that he danced virtually naked to praise GOD...

skypeme:
Dear reasonable people on Nairaland, please I need your advise

My wife whom I love so much and also loves me too is entitled to 17.2% of my monthly income, my salary is 175kpm and she take 17.2% of this amount, yet she feels very uncomfortable with it

I pay the bills, buy food stuff every month and take care of our little baby girl

My baby girl does not take any local food, she takes only fresogold, tea and pap, the cost of fresogold is very high and she can consume 4tins in a month

My wife isn't not working yet she is still schooling and I pay all her fees,

I've never complaint of my duty as the head of the family yet she still feels unsatisfied with the 17.2% I give to her

Her primary duty in the house is to take care of our baby and prepare my dinner every week days and both break fast and dinner during the weekend

Recently I told her to take our baby to the hospital for treatment, our total bill was 11,500 naira but my wife suprisinly told me that the hospital bill is 22,700 naira which I immediately wired to her account

So I called the hospital to make inquiries about the exorbitant bill then I got to know that my wife inflated the hospital bill to 22,700 naira

I confronted her and she spoke to me very rudly I was not happy about this, I kept quite and didn't say anything about it again

I am thinking I should penalize her for her rude behaviour and the dishonesty she has melted on me

Will it be advisable not to pay her her monthly salary for two months ?

Will this correct her brain to default and what would possibly be the implication of doing this ?

She has not apologised and she has not seen anything wrong so far in what she has done

I was in your shoes dude but now I know better.

Try to invest for her or cope with her nastiness.

I will never marry a lady who has no source of income no matter how small....in fact I would rather marry a village girl with something doing rather than a graduate that has nothing doing except she is ready to start something even if she makes no dime at the beginning. ..let her Sha do something.

sarrki:
She may be in a state of shock


let's water it down to our country

when an accident occur a lot of people take pictures rather than assist the victims

Her facial expression signifies shock and sadness.

soberdrunk:
Cheers to Annie!!! This is a woman that truly knows how to handle a man, not all these girls of nowadays that you will just sleep with her aunty and like two of her cousins and she will just dump you..........

lol! you are funny..cousins and aunt ke! habba!

But in all truthfullness i think ladies should grow above all these talks of a man cheating bla bla...and that is why I write some insightful articles about the fact that leaving a philandering hubby is never the solution.

Still waiting for lalasticlala to beam this thread...

https://www.nairaland.com/3680733/when-choose-between-philandering-husband

I won't stop hammering some facts until there is sanity in today's matrimony.

lalasticlala what is your take?

nairamaniac:
Toks, how come this topic didn't make front page?? Its a wonderful piece like several others UV had.
Meanwhile how does one know it a lady is the real deal by 1st assessment??

U can't do that without asking her several questions(admist your moments of gisting/dates/outting). U know its best to always hear from the horses mouth.

When u say "first assessment" , do u mean on the first day you meet??

Thanks brother. .

It actually made frontpage in January last year I guess.

Talking about first assessment I guess it's very simple.

Every man ought to have a specification in terms of the outward look of his choice woman and that is the first endearing factor before any other thing.

Being friends first with any lady you fancy will give you a neutral platform to assess her inherent qualities.

aameyah:
All these people you made your mentors sha. Those that haven't tasted marriage for a single day. Its easy to spout theories. The real deal is living it.

Wish you the best!

I won't bother explaining my life to you cos you are obviously a lousy and biased fellow filled with prejudice.

WebSurfer:
God bless you all too for impacting greatly on us,


Also many other bookmarks fromm Toks2008 or so and others.

We have been dating for two years, went through alot before attaining this height

Kudos bro...wishing you all the best.

alexialin:
Hia! U don turn Spanish Abi French? Abi u no be nija again?
Whats the meaning o? Interprete pls

Lol! you can Google it.

alexialin:
It's me.

vous regardez si mignon

DrObum:
Watch Nigerians ascribe it to juju now

OK it is not juju....please explain what happened...

Omode o mo ogun o n pe lefo

sean1000x:
Benue people with all due respect...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? Are there no men in Benue? Are you people okay? I can't understand this level of silence from you people! Can't you see why IPOB is fighting to separate themselves from Hausa-Fulani and their minion Yorubaas.. to STOP THIS EVIL YOU SEE HAPPENING IN YOUR LAND. They have been killing you people since 3-4 yrs ago and no security arrangement made to stop it, nor arrest of the perpetrators. Don't you know they are trying to exterminate you people? You don't have to be part of Biafraa, the goal is to separate from this wicked country and you form your own country with some other states in the middle belt. As a border state to Biafraaland, Security pact can be signed with the Republic of Biafraa to protect your country against Fulani Invasion and Yorubaa treachery and envy. Trust Biafraans...we will deal with any idiotss that dare encroach on Biafraa land and allies. What Israel is doing to Arab countries will be a child's play to what we will do to Arewa and Oduduwa if they misbehave, particularly Oduduwa who are responsible for all these problems in Nigeria for supporting evil. You can't be suffering like this and the government is not doing anything to help you! Benue people...WAKE UP!

Will you just shut up!

I was respecting your stand view until I got to that part where you claim the yorubas are responsible for the evil....

You must be very ignorant and a terrible history student

Go back and read about the first ever coup detat in Nigeria talking about January 1966 and you won't agree less that the Igbos are mainly responsible for what we are facing today...

Ignorant man

The New generation Igbos are ignorantly fighting and wasting their lives for a course they are totally ignorant about.

Every state or group have the right to secession but please don't ever put blames on anyone.

I am Proudly Oduduwa but I respect and support the Biafra agitation but don't cross that line of blaming ant tribe cos if we must be sincere...we would say the Igbos destroyed this country when some greedy zealots in military uniform tried to sieze power in 1966.

Read more here to help your ignorance

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_coups_in_Nigeria

Hollawayn05:
Why Not Beat yourself for not putting a Male child in her..
typical Hiideiot

Having a male child is 100% dependent on the man.

There are two types of sperm a man puts in during intercourse....one carrying the X chromosome, and one carrying the Y chromosome.

The type of sperm that fertilises the egg, and determines what sex the baby will be (X for a girl, and Y for a boy).

Just chill until your wife is ovulating and fire down....the Y chromosome(male) bearing spermatozoa always reaches the Zona pellucida first before the x chromosome (female) bearing sperm.

The interesting thing is that the x chromosome lingers more than the Y which is why you need to wait for your wife to ovulate.

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Kinsa:
A friend based in the UK is in need of a responsible Nigerian man for marriage. She is a Nigerian, working class and ready to settle down. Please only serious minded people should get in touch.
I didnt post her pictures for privacy reasons.

I did a quick background check on you to ascertain your intent and I can say that since 2010 you have been consistent in proving your legitimacy so I just might believe you are helping out and I wish her the best.

amokeme:
Ok then...
Would have loved to hear it tho.

OK I will gist you.

amokeme:
Am not above 26 Age is now a barrier for gist

Lol!...you are not catching the drift....too bad...