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BadMaster:
The MOD that put this nonsense on the front page is an idiot.
An individual from Briton is called a Brit, not Briton.

the mod is definitely not an idiot on this one. You are the one who do not know what you are saying.

Fighter2029:
Buhari chastised Nigerians with whip, Tinubu Will chastise them with a scorpion,at the end,all the senseless tribalism will end and people will gain sense .

never! It will never happen! That much i'm sure of and can bank on anyday anytime.

I have a morbid fear of 'the snakes in the yard'. You see the yard has many alluring fruits, a scenic ambience, and opportunities to enjoy said fruits. BUT there is just one big problem. There are many snakes 🐍 in the yard, and thus the chances of being bitten by one is very very very high. Worse still, you are not allowed to come in with a stick to defend you and yours from the snakes, you are literally exposed to the snakes with little to no way to defend or protect yourself. And so despite the non-alluring and boring nature of the hut you are in, at least you are not exposed to the snakes, and if you do encounter a snake you have so many weapons at your disposal that you are allowed/empowered to use to defend you and yours from the intruding snake.

That is my biggest fear. I am wise, big, and strong and can ward off any snakes but how about my wife and kids, are they that strong yet? Do I want to take chances exposing them to the snakes in the yard?

Judas1X:
What's wrong with being gay, hmm?

what's wrong with wanting to Bleep animals, marrying a tree, or absolutely just getting a hard-on from seeing a corpse? The answers to these is the answer to your question as well.

sammyonal:
What can u not agree, u should have countered what she wrote. This is the true example of what is happening in that country and am a living witness. I tell people don't ever discourage anybody in doing anything. U living a good life and enjoying it in the country u can't compare with thousands of people that don't have the opportunity. I will always say this I ve never regretted me leaving that country for good. And I will always advice people that want to travel out, abeg make Una come legally and see for urself, if u like it stay if u don't like go back home the choice is in Ur hand.

cos I have a mind of my own and agree to correct and balanced points/opinions, such as the one I quoted. You can agree to everything someone else tells you or advises you, no one will stop you.

Op leave story. East to West, North to South, I have found one thing rings true... Nigerians and suffering have a love-hate relationship. They say they hate it, but they actually love it.. Make everybody face front and bear him papa name abeg!

None!

All the answers says 'am' and not 'pm' which would be the correct precursor to midnight. Only one that seesm somewhat valid if the 'to midnight' phrase isn't cast in stone would be 12:03am

11:50am and 11:55am are precursors to 12noon, not 12 midnight.

airsaylongcome:
Wasn’t exactly an explosion though. Explosion means internal pressure exceeded the design of the container. It imploded, external pressure from the weight of the ocean overwhelmed the sub. Think about stamping on a can of coke



Nothing mysterious there. People have been going to see the titanic long before now without incident.

correct. It was an implosion, which in my opinion was a merciful option. The craft wasn't designed to handle that much pressure for up to that length of time. It was built for quick in, quick out. It was far better than if the craft could handle the water pressure and they ran out of air in an enclosed space...now that is a truly horrible way to die, kinda like being buried alive. Well, the ocean is their final resting place like the maiden voyagers on the RMS Titanic. White people sha! Wetin concern black man with these kin adventure. When there is bling, cars, pussy, private jets to spend on. Mayweather with his crazy spending habit sef no fit ever reason to spend him own 250k this way lailai. Lol

drpat1:
Because of infringement and what Rotimi (on the instruction of Kanan) did to Ghost in Florida..which Ghost lied to Tommy Egan about it. That's why I have to disappoint you. If I had posted anything, you never know who my Kanan or Rotimi will be.

Besides, there is still NO thread or PHOTOS! He chickened out! I wasted real money to track him down, he is a SMALL BOY. He thought VPN will hide him and he begged..but he won't come here and say it.

He said today is his flight right? And still no thread? One Dre or Kanan 4 don take care of this. Any thread or post after now is USELESS!

thread dey👇👇👇

https://www.nairaland.com/7736671/nairalandlers-trip-back-u.s

rejoice4eva:
I strongly hope you will not write the same thing about Tinubu very soon? You people so much defended this same Buhari you are criticizing now to the extent that you people said if it is only newspaper he presented as certificate you will vote him.
Separating Buhari's eight years failure and disappointment from Tinubu, your self acclaimed kingmaker and APC national leader is the greatest fraud of the century.
It is really unfortunate that Nigeria is having another shameless ruler and not a leader after the traumatic government of despotic Buhari

make una leave these guys. Like the OP has outlined, the water melon will be served to ALL. Just watch, wait and see. They are already acting out the 'Blame buhari' script, same Buhari that as you said they vowed they would return in 2019 even if na nepa bill na him certificate. Do those kinds of people strike you as normal humans? Shebi they want to be worse off in life. They want the poverty to keep increasing, that legacy of record level of poverty increase that Bubu cemented gladdens them. Leave them!

We are in it together. Just dey look dem.

chidiokay:
A lot of the comments are just fixated on the "INCREASE" no one did a mental calculation of 114% effect.

If you are earning 30k before and your boss calls you to increase your salary by 114% he just blow breeze on your wound nii

114% of 30,000 is just 34,200 can any of pray for that kind increment.

Although News like these shouldnt be coming at a time you are telling Nigerians to tighten there belt but i guess RMAFC just had to fulfill the constitution make e no be like say dem no do anything after 16yrs

abeg your confusion dey confuse me. 100% increase on 30k is 60k, so how 114% go be 34200

Not surprised.

Treadway:
ghen-ghen!

Now, i'm very interested in how this is gonna go. Who is gonna be the big kahuna? Who will eat the humble pie?

This is Power Season 23 Episode 1 - Power pass Power.
Available in Nairaland stores in two weeks time!

....and the showdown never happened. Me wey don buy popcorn to watch this €3000 akshun feem!! Mtcsshweeewwww😠😡😠🤣

Only a miracle can save these ones. When experts start describing your situation as comparable to finding a needle in a football field with a magnifying glass, na im be say your own don be. 250k ticket to the great deep/beyond. Wow!

DodadaKoKigbe:


My GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the first one is legit.

The second one is clearly doctored. You can tell from the bad grammar, the flow and tone of the shit write-up, the font, the capital letters in all the wrong places, plus there are typos eg 'dissapear'

Wow! I read everything, and i'm just WOWed!

I am not someone who trusts, and this right here is a stark reminder that I'm on track with that decision and way of life.

If you don't/didn't learn some things from this story, mehn you can't be helped.

Thanks for sharing OP

The grizzly of course. Shey you dey whine me ni

Lexusgs430:
Justwise and solumtoya............ Una dey hear so....... I would never put my funds in a ponzi scheme......... 🤣😜🤑

so you fit swear say you no put your money for MMM that year...

When I first read that post, I knew it had to be a typo, cos 15-20% per week is textbook definition of Ponzi...I knew you had to mean per annum. Hope you have corrected/edited the post.

Lexusgs430:
Read the story in the telegraph........ Today's copy .......

Alarmists ke.....😭😂

Baba I dey feel you jare. I dey whine you ni. When I posted similar thing here yesterday, house prefect say I be alarmist. E go soon rish the level wey you either pay good money to send your children to a private PROPER school, or tish your pikin by yourself. These people will not rest until they achieve their aim of misdirecting these young and impressionable children.

Which is why I am so so disappointed in most Christians. Not only are we lukewarm, and with us anything goes, na we gangan dey compromise stupidly pass....gay marriages in churches everywhere, Christian school fa saying a student should be kicked out because she no gree say her classmate na cat. Imagine that! And these are the people that will teach and brainwash children in their hundreds and thousands..our fellow Christians say, no big deal, you are being an alarmist. E no fit ever happen with Muslims fa...I won't even talk of the other religions cos I don't know the nitty gritty of them. Scary times!


These looneys will not stop until they groom, misdirect and indoctrinate these children!

Lexusgs430:
Now some children in the UK, after the LGBT brainwashing lectures........

Are now deciding to identify as animals.........

Gburu ti wa fa igboo bayi ọ ...........😜😭😂

Baba you be alarmist ooo...lol

Awon alamesiegha🤣🤣🤣

koonbey:
The whole 'but what of the Bible' is an absurd straw man argument in light of the crazy sexualisation of young children that is going on unchecked.

Firstly, religious education is not compulsory, while relationships and sex education (the science part) is compulsory and you cannot ask for your child to be spared adults talking to them about how to insert intimacy gadgets and whatnot.

There have been so many cases in recent times and each one is enough to make any reasonable person alarmed but what is even more concerning is that parents are often not even allowed to see what their children are being taught. Shebi with the Bible at least you know what Is there and can explain context or even counter certain lessons at home if you want -

See: https://www.localgovernmentlawyer.co.uk/education-law/394-education-news/54164-school-not-required-to-disclose-sex-education-information-to-parents-tribunal-rules

How do people know whether to be alarmed when they can't even see what their children are being taught? That level of state-mandated outsourcing of parental duties to random people who just happen to be employed as teachers should scare anyone. If it doesn't, then it's certainly you who are the exception.

simple as ABC.

cococandy:
You’ll never not be a misogynist and as usual will use any opportunity to slide in your woman hate.

I know the world fell apart because women wanted personal agency

clown ass...lol

Misogynistic KO, Milo ni. I'm married to a beautiful, treasured bodacious woman, and have been for 7years now, and we have two amazing daughters. You are the lewd one, who loves and defends lewdness. I don't love or defend lewdness, and I sure as hell know that my decision to abhor lewdness is not the definition of misogynistic. And the fact also that women spear-headed the movement that now seeks to delete same women's identity, pride, relevance in one hell-of-a poetic justice is correct. Prove this submission wrong, I dare you. Lol


Leave incorrect definitions and classifications and go tend to your cunt-licking, or salad tossing or dog's balls loving siblings/friends, or whatever else you weirdos claim you are born that way to love. We are enjoying the shit show unravel😎

Cheers!

Legend! Two funerals in one lifetime! You too much ma

descarado:
Before, I was of the opinion "live and let live", but with what's going on now, I am strongly against that as majority of these people are mental cases and anti women.
Yep, they are core male narcissists that hate women with venom and ridicule women as they want and its really sad that its women that support them. At the end it goes back to men's world. They even have the audacity to say there is nothing like women but I am yet to see them say there is nothing like men. It all boils down to controlling women and seeing women as nothing that's why they are ridiculing womanhood.
A so called transgender can now advertise tampons. Or, is it the brainwashing they are openly teaching kids below 10 in schools.

We should put wokeness aside and see this as what it is. Happy women are speaking up. Italy( either Italy or France) want to make pride month family month.

So called transgender now go to female locker room. Men that still have dik.
Go to sports. Transgender men compete in all female sports. Just say you are transgender and start taking some hormonal drugs, viola, you are qualified to perform in all female sports.
Or the transgender boxers. I saw a transgender male beat the living daylight out of one female boxer. I don't think she survived it. Men subtly have taken over what belongs to women all in the name of I feel like I'm a woman.
What do women have again to glory in?
Absolutely nothing. Heck, we are not even allowed to be called women anymore.

It's utterly disgusting and insane.

Some people that matters are speaking up. Some brands are now boycotted and they are losing in millions.
In USA, parents are advised to withdraw their kids from public school.
In uk, its now going crazy.

And if I don't want to identify with this I'm termed some unprintable names.

leave Coco abeg. I am happy SOME of you women are starting to wake up. Women championed and gave live force to what is happening as we now know it today. You see the speed with which the LGBTQ community has found an immense voice and great power over the last 10years, something the black community has not achieved in over 400years, it is thanks to una women. I'm actually banking on actual chest feeders/birthing people (like you said, dem don say una no suppose be called women again..lol) losing more rights and privileges to the point where it realllllly pinches so that same cis-women/chest feeders/birthing people will rise up and champion a reform, if it will still be possible by then. Till then....

Tales by moonlight!

Not like anything will be done about it, but this madam must think we are stupid. How wrong!

justwise:
Again you are an Alarmist, a closed minded one in for that matter, any ideal idea the number of Sexually Explicit verses in the bible? No, do tell us. Do they read the sexual verses to your kids in school? Do your kids even have a Bible? We aren't talking about your kids, but rather all kids who go to school only to be fed hogwash by the state. That is what we are talking about😎
[s]we encourage our kids to read it back to back[/s] very untrue in schools. 6-3-3-4 years in school and not one sexual verse was taught to me in all that time in school,certainly not btw pry 1-5 or Js 1-3!!! (underline 'in school') if bible was writen in this current climate that book will be banned and the author will be jailed.

why bible as the example, why not Qur'an?? Christianity don suffer for una hand, but some of us are picking up on the hints don't worry..lol. Christianity is the go-to for una wey wan get heart palpitations on top the religion matter. Even me gan gan at my current age, I never read Bible finish back to back, bible na ya mate ..who cares if anyone teaches their kids the nuances of 'getting their salad tossed' at-home. Ko kan aye mehn, but na inside general curriculum dem put their own. MENT.

Bye!

justwise:
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Alarmist

I know you're closed-off, so I don't expect you to see the handwriting on the wall bros, even if it is written in pidgin and Yoruba. Don't worry in time, even YOU will behold with your own eyes where this slippery slope leads😎

https://www.nairaland.com/7732928/uk-schools-teach-kids-lgbt

They don't remember that these are children now o...smh. This official, state-backed mass grooming and conditioning of underaged children is just disgusting.

I will join my voice with others that have rightly said the oga pastor had it coming. How can you leave your wife's coochie unattended to for even one month without her agreeing to it. He no read the part of the Bible wey clearly state say agreement must dey to abstain in a marriage...wetin him eye wan see, e don see am. HOWEVER, this particular coochie sef no get any moral compass or shame, your husby brother of all people. When we tell men that dont underestimate women, they are very daring creatures, una no go hear. The liver this heifer has ehn!!! As for the worthless brother, his karma dey wait for am for sure. Nobody say make you no be Judas, sha be prepared to see werin Judas see wey e take go hang himself.

If she had done it with some random dude, aswear I no go send this story one bit. Their decisions, their consequences. Shikena

YouAreFinished:
Both China and Russia are classified as developing countries oga

eyaa...it is well.

China the production hub of the whole world with a GDP of over 20 trillion at par with even the USA abi!? Youdonminit! Well waiting cap in hand for the ment west that classifies things for you and you accept without question must be the way, truth and life. Even the USA have accepted, but you haven't..didnt get the update..Isn't it funny? You would rather only accept that China is a developed country only when the west says it is, and not by what you can see or read of the facts on ground. Okay o

Your leaders for US don agree say China na developed country o as shown below.

If you CAN,maybe you should read up on Russia and see the place they have held in civilization for centuries...but hey Jesus is white! the west said so right? right before they now don't want to hear of him

Ps: I don't/didn't need them to validate what I already know. I just decided to share their thoughts with you cos their thoughts and pronouncements are very very weighty to you clearly.

SmartyPants:
Wrong. Happiness is not the foundation of my argument. People can derive happiness from things that are bad, for example, paedophiles. or necrophiles to give a better example.

The general point I agree with but how you arrive there I don't agree with.

To explain further: the law that bans LGBTQ is not wrong just because it deprives you of your happiness. it is wrong because it is discriminatory.

It is discriminatory in the sense that it criminalizes something that happens entirely within the privacy of two consenting adults on the basis of morality while allowing other immoral acts that may happen within the same consenting-adult context.

My argument for polygamy is a little different and comes under the heading of the right to practice religion. Not allowing polygamy is not in itself discriminatory if you rule that everyone has to practice monogamy regardless of who they are. There is no discrimination in that sense; but the law overreaches to the extent that it prevents you from practicing your religion.

ok..I purposely put the happiness part. I was being tongue in cheek. I'm really just trying to say, it's really easy to say these things, but not without eventually running foul of the same thing you are accusing others of. We can't please everyone!! If the overwhelming majority of people in a society say they are going left, let them be! No be say make one chochocho busybody like the US to dey chook their dirty nose everywhere. Racism still rife in the same US after hundreds of years, dem no see that one checkmate.

The angle of bundling polygamy with religion is off bro. That is your own subjective view, but I don't see the link btw polygamy and religion. Islam may be fine with it, but both Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Sikhs, etc can find themselves in a polygamist home setting. It is a choice really, not really religion based, religion just legitimises it in some instances. By saying polygamy is illegal, they are being discriminatory towards people who desire more than one partner to lead fulfilling lives. Some people feel fine with sleeping with men, some with women, some with children, some with animals..funnily all of them say they are that way and can't help it. Separating polygamy from that is something that isn't gonna work, cos polygamy is even larger as it is not just a sexual preference, but a way of life. You literally marry and build a home with the so called wives/husbands, not just bleep them.

So, as you can see, the matter long.

blowjohn:
Useless Biden and his satanic mission.

Why hasn't he kissed a man in public?
Why don't he have a man as ' side chick'?

forget that thing o.... with these guys you never know o. Biden fit dey toss salad o. I won't be the least bit surprised if I see Biden getting straight deeck from one of him homies o. Someone has said it in the thread, 97% of these guys don colo. Say you get genius, money, fame etc no mean say you normal ooo. Ask Will Simp Smith and chatgpt Altman (we know he's gay, but word is dude is doing it with a relative). Talented brilliant minds, but still with a lot of loose screws apparently. Sad part is they paint and consider themselves 'evolved' and 'open-minded'