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TastyFriedPussy:
Nice, Good to see that gay people are getting more and more accepted in the society, we are humans too.

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ideaz:
This settles soup matters for 1 year or 6 months. Looks like a good idea.

kerry57:
Na wa you o ukaface

Ebenman:
I meant a lady 3 months ago. After we talked, she began to show interest in me, but she wasn't my standard, so I wasn't feeling the same way.

My standards are:
1. At least she must be a graduate
2. She should be self-sufficient (earning something reasonable)
3. At most 5-6 age difference between us
4. Looking calm and understandable
5. She must be an average-height lady

This lady, in particular, is an NCE holder, working as a teacher, earning little because of her level of education. She is just in her early 20s, and I am almost 8 yrs older than her. She is from a poor background and has 2 other younger siblings. She is also not tall and looks like an average girl.

She is very decent (a virgin) and loyal to me. I have told her severally that she is not my standard and I wasn't interested in her, but she refused to listen and began to feel very insecure. Maybe because I earn well and she knows I will soon get married.

She now comes to my house almost every weekend because I am very accommodating. Recently she has been telling me to delete the pictures of other females friends, in which I asked her on what grounds I should do that.

Note: I don't want to invest in a lady that is not my wife, and I am afraid her family will see me as a rich guy from which her other siblings can benefit if I proceed with her.

Should I block every contact with her, or should I forget about standards and risk and look at the good side?

Please advice

Okealaaye:
Fortune is smiling on the Igbo Clan these days and they seemed blessed on all fronts! Who wouldn't be happy having Davido as in-law! He's definitely going to bring light to their benighted enclave. Better days are here for the Igbo, because an opportunity has come to them to have a Yorubaman as tutor of good things. It's certainly praiseworthy having the Yoruba lead from front and the Igbo following in their wake. Maybe this will seal up their loose lips and tie up their loose tongue for once, who knows. It'll use it to kiss the ground before them, the mouth which the snail abuse the gods with, it will use it to sing their praise.

Doubleoh7:
See am there naa

OsunOriginal:
It is very simple to prove. Just listen to the voice in the videos they are sharing. You don't need any other evidence that these are Igbos in Lagos rallying for Obi. And that's why the only location that recorded a sizeable attendance was Festac where Igbos are based in Lagos.

Mystery2020:
Cockroach
Immediately I got to Falomo, a Cockroach crawled out from my coat and flew at on of the passengers. It was killed. Two other ladies were murmuring about the incident behind me. Thank God it didn't enter the company office with me.

Body odour
I have been wearing that round neck vest for three years. The armpits have become stained with mold, sweat, bacteria and Sure™ roll-on/body spray. I smell like a he-goat anytime I sweat.

That fateful day, I put on this black Chase Deer underwear, a white shirt and a suit. The MD told the HR/Admin woman to take me to the board room. My jaws began to shake after about 2 minutes. The AC in the MD's office is the type that gives slim people malaria.

Two Christ Embassy guys sat in the board room. The first, a "beard gang" type was the project manager. The other one, a senior bachelor, is the type of "brethren" that speaks in tongues whenever they climax during sex. He likes wearing suit.

Unfortunately the AC in the room was off and I started sweating. The guys signalled eachother with a slang which means something is oozing. The senior guy told the bearded one to open the windows.

Fortunately, they were contract staff who do not make hiring decisions.

Being broke is not an excuse to be dirty.

jeromestarks:
Wahala be like big breast; e look attractive but na big problem.
This child is cursed.

einsteine:
Igbos space children like that too. I know an Igbo couple that had 7 children in 9 years. A 10 year old girl already had 6 siblings. Note: There were no multiple births.

Another Igbo couple were looking for a boy and they had 5 children in 6 years. No boy yet so I guess they are still going to try again. Why Igbos may not engage in polygamy to the extent of Northern Mulsims, they do their fair share of populating Nigeria.

MufasaLion:
Pity the woman? Was she forced? Don't you know these people have no life ambition other than to live a very poor life?

They see unrestricted breeding as norms. They have no cap on number of offsprings they should have.

kerry57:
Why Hausa? I know Igbos and Yorubas that have given birth in the age sequence that u highlighted above. So I don't really think it about tribe Uka, it's about the individuals involved in the whole shit. Don't forget that two cannot work together except they agree. The man and woman are in resonance in the mess.

Kantebets:
even if work in a oil company u still want to keep your own money and leech off a Nigerian guy
It’s in your DNA

Kantebets:
lol
Without leeching off a Nigerian guy u can’t survive and you know it
You can’t boast of 200k of your own
Impossible!

Kantebets:
lol
You are playing around and you know it
I am sure without leeching on Nigerian guy you likely won’t have Data money to be here
Keep joking around

kerry57:
Nne, the colour of our problem is while. So, apparently we don't really have a general problem. Uka gwagodum the colour of the feminine problem. I just want to know.

kerry57:
Why is it that it is just the men that are falling badabada. Women will always have the soft spot and pity in the minds of the voters. I guess they are both the most handsome in this session.

Kollins11:
MEN! Try and get yourself a foreign girlfriend when you're ready to mingle. Even if it's a beautiful girl from Bangladesh.

Stay away from Nigerian girls. They are nothing but sex objects and slaves always walking around with overused kpekus and damaged womb.

Foreign girls are hardworking and very supportive.
Nigerian girls are liabilities and very lazy.

yyba:
OSIBANJO was outside sitting on a corridor, american president who came with his airforce 1 and his cars was sitting 14 row at the event. Where do you expect someone that was bundle in a bus to the event will sit ?

BIZNess123:


Africa would have been more backward and cursed if not for our colonial masters

Throwback:
Yekpaaa!

Really Obi is a cunning hypocrite ooo.

So all this while Buhari and then Tinubu were being scrutinised, Obi just kept quiet knowing he had a skeleton in his own wardrobe.

Obi is a very dull boy. 3 days training in Egypt will not solve Nigeria's problem.

We the youths will vote wisely and vote on past performance.

We will not vote for a promise, especially coming from a desperate political prostitute who refused to die for APGA as promised.

Trustedapparel:
I can manage her because of the Milli Milli her account

Worriedguy6699:
Looking at that body… Omo I will ooo