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The way people give themselves time/ age limit can be so annoying.
I got irritated reading the part you mentioned you're getting old at 27!!! Bruuuuuv
Who and what is chasing you? I bet it's your friends, people on ' gram, better have sense and remove that mentality and stop giving yourself unnecessary pressure.
Old at 27, if you come be 40 you go say you don turn ancestor abi?
I no get any advice for you abeg,I don dey vex.

Is this man that is producing all the mosquitoes in Nigeria.

Where did they bring all this people from sef?

Everything about this year BBn is irritating

Vinnie2000:
Hehehe, u sef see am, abi?

Really, dis confirms dat ladies now have stronger sex urges and higher Libidoes dan men.

bruv it's a two way thing, don't go attacking females. E do

Her nyash dey scratch am.

Very soon that guy, Bryan go help am scratch am.
Na turn by turn

Craze pipu
Una no get work sha

Yeye dey smell

This story no straight

No
Breast and nyash is their way now.

We wey no get, dey on our own

siofra:
I don't see anything wrong with it as long as she is a good mother to her kid.

bia sister, you fit dress like this?
If you have a brother, and you see his wife dressed like this you go appreciate am?

Please answer

blank:
Obi as a middle name is not bad. Peter is obviously the first name.

okay I see
Are you the mother?

I wan understand something no vex
Shey you name him Peter Obi? Even with the Obi? Like you named him together with Peter Obi surname ( Obi) say your surname is Okorocha now,your pikin go come be Peter Obi Okorocha,and if you want call am Na Peter Obi you go dey shout?
Wahala no too much.
Thank God no be girl you born.
Make you no go name am peteres.

Every hour non stop

What is the product market price?

Blessedmercy8:
He's earning a 100k and wants to settle down. Can you as a lady earning a little above him agree to marry him?

Is it advisable to enter into marriage with such income considering the situation of the economy?

wetin be your own income?
Considering the situation of the economy, you won't overburden him too with bills, your salary should support. To be man, no easy Biko talk more of in Nigeria.

But if you no wan marry, no marry .
Kapish??

All of us go comot.
And carry our families join.

If una like no do the necessary things.
Fix the country!!!

I love MI, and will always do
Just as I love Johnny drille

Story story.

Who get time for all these?

JASONjnr:
There's a serious gender war and this is very annoying....

I will never send my child to either all boys school or only girls schools...... That's where this brainwashing begin and some will not buy into it while a whole lot will begin to practice it ...



Men dressing like women aren't just gay or crossdressers but weaklings and mentally dull.....

you would be surprised with what goes on in mixed schools.

Why the fog come resemble white goat

Abi Na my eye?

Even Uganda don dey reject Nigerian men....lmaooo

Shebi Una say Nigerian girls Na nonsense,una see una pant for Uganda laidis?

Migxcy27:
I've been in relationship a while with this lady.... That I really love her so much
She was God sent for me even my friend were jealous of her

every weekend she normally come around to stay with me through out, sometimes I will give her excuse that am not around especially when I don't really have enough to sent on weekend..
Our love was growing very fast and I was very happy about it that finally I have found my missing rib
Unfortunately something just happened she started posting sometimes on WhatsApp like 'that your serious girlfriend will shock you one day'
Before I could knew what happened she started behaving strange to me like three day she doesn't pick my call or chat me on WhatsApp as usual
If I drop message for her on WhatsApp she will took like 5 to 7 minutes to reply me, it was really big concern for me
Finally she came with results that she's pregnant for me and I didn't even argue with her and I accepted it
But she wanted to remove it, but i didn't agree with that and she was really mad at me that I wanted to ruined is future we argue for a while I decided to send her money to remove it and final she say she had done it.
Since them the girl don't normally come my house on weekend again and I asked her what is happening she doesn't want to answer me and I started suspect something silly about her.

One particular day she decided to come over and I took her phone go through her WhatsApp chat and I was shock to found out that this girl is telling another guy she is missing her period while she told before that she is pregnant and Bill me and delivery it to her to remove it. and to even worst everything she didn't put a pressure she was putting me through she was a kind of gentle with the guy, she even tell the guy not to worry that she will work it out and she didn't demand any money from that guy.......
And confront her with a evidence she denied it that her sister is the one actually not her that her sister phone spoil so she decided to add her own boyfriend number on her WhatsApp to chat him and I didn't believe her I decided to break up with her but my greatest surprised was that the girls was not even complaining or say anything about it she decided to go and since then non either call or text from her

The girl really mess my life up for me I swear I don't think I will be so stupid to fell in love again

ahnahn
Wharisdis
Wharis all this ?
You for write for pidgin

Weeeeeeeeetin.

HeeBraHim2:
I have seen many people claim that if Igbo men rule Nigeria, they will outshine the past president because they have the brains to develop something.

Anyway, I see that as a baseless argument because, if they are what you think they are, the South East they are ruling by themselves won't be the most underdeveloped region in southern Nigeria.

It will not also be the poorest region in southern Nigeria with the lowest IGR.

Anyway, let's go back to the topic! These are things that happened the last time Igbo men ruled Nigeria.

1) Firstly, Azikiwe used the power of the President to seize the University of Lagos and the University of Ibadan, where Yoruba people used cocoa money and their sweat to build, and he used his brother, another Igbo man, to be the leaders of the schools.

2) Ironsi Aguiyi became President after a coup that took the lives of many HAUSA and Yoruba leaders without putting a death sentence on any of the soldiers that carried out the genocide attacks.

3) Aguiyi Ironsi: change the true federalism that the British left for us to a unitary system to have control over all the mineral resources that exist in the country.

Another reason he did that was to prevent a retaliation coup, because once the system has been turned to a unitary system, all military personnel will be under his reign.

4) When Aguiyi Ironsi established the state in 1967, he removed Lagos and Kwara from the Old Western State in order to weaken the political power of the Yoruba people.

Meanwhile, he didn't create any states in the Eastern Region at all, not even Bayelsa or River State.

The calamity of the first coup and changing the true federalism to a unitary system that Igbo man started caused 89% of the problems that we are facing now.

sense you no get.

Look before I leap

Maybe she no know wetin be hiv

She go soon know
Then she go hate her decision, in short her life.
That story title' had I known..." Wey them dey ask us to write for school, this is a perfect example.

MarxisGLABACK:
NO BE SHE BUY AM , SHE JUST MAKE ORDER NA GUY BUY AM. FOR THIS WHOLE WORLD I NEVER SEE WOMAN WEY FIT SPEND DAT KIND MONEY ON PEPE SOUP, E NO FIT HAPPEN, WOMAN WEY I KNOW FINISH

no mak this thing gender based bruv.

Miss Nollywood Kwa??

Yeye

I chimo o
Hiaaaaaaa
God sef.... I no dey understand am.

Mtcheeew
How you go buy pepper soup 18k in the first place sef. Na ment?
Carry 2k enter market, go abattoir make the cut all those intestines for you, well depending on your location sha, but for fagba abattoir, you fit see 2k buy . How much come be pepper soup ingredients? You won't even spend up to 500 for the spices. Na e you go buy 18k, mtcheeeeew

Gerrat abeg, you buy you come dey complain.
Yeye

Gosh
I was expecting the cassava...Ewa...garri speech
I just wasted data

Omo
Is this what people mean when they tell me ' don't worry, you will be fat when you give birth'

God abeg, I no wan fat again, give me the kids with my fat Biko
I can't imagine myself fat sef.
God abeg!
I love the name lepa, Biko.

Taaaaaaaahhh

Shatap ya mouth there sister Abi aunty.
No be only Jesus, you for think of holy spirit

The thing is
I don't know why these old men are trying so hard to cause a rift between Nigerians( yoruba and Igbo)

And I don't understand why, children wey no even understand the whole history between the two tribes will be hating each other.

All of you are insanely sick.
Everyone involved in this tribalism is SICK

Y'all should be thinking of moving forward as a country, rather y'all are bickering about and popping out bitter histories to worsen the situation.

Make Una clamour for division Na, Abi which kine rubbish be this one kwanu? Radarada

All of Una dey MAD