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TV/Movies › Re: Allysyn Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother Naija Level Up House by ukaface(f): 7:56pm On Sep 18, 2022
SpatialKing:
Finally
With her Skullarship
because she made herself ryt?
Crime › Re: Naked Men Undergo Torturous Pain From A Native Doctor To Get Rich (pictures) by ukaface(f): 6:44pm On Sep 18, 2022
To what end?
Laslas na to pepper somebody on top Instagram

Live the big life,then die like everybody else.
Romance › Re: A Plant That Grows As The Shape Of A Manhood by ukaface(f): 2:46am On Sep 18, 2022
This is to remind guys that there's nothing special about what they have in-between their legs
Romance › Re: Help: My Boyfriend Is Frustrated With Life by ukaface(f): 7:46pm On Sep 17, 2022
godfrey02:
Its time to quit this website. At 22 you are getting frustrated already. And did I hear someone mentioning he has a gf. Focus and arrange yourself.and at this time you don'need a gf. You are even lucky you see one way dey give you 5k
this one is reading the back of the story
Crime › Re: Male Prostitute Who Disguises As Woman Arrested In Lagos (Videos, Pix) by ukaface(f): 2:34pm On Sep 17, 2022
So all these ' holier than thou' Nigerian d.ick owners that don't see anything good in Nigerian females are running after a.ssholeshuhhuhhuh.................lmao
Foreign Affairs › Re: Queen Elizabeth II: Flight carrying coffin most tracked plane in history (Pix) by ukaface(f): 10:04pm On Sep 15, 2022
Na page 98 of Nostradamus prophecy I dey wait for.
Romance › Re: A 16-Year-Old Girl Went For Family Planning Because Of Her Boyfriend by ukaface(f): 8:10pm On Sep 15, 2022
Kdon2:
You should be ashamed of yourself if you are truly a woman!
why should I be ashamed of myself?
Romance › Re: A 16-Year-Old Girl Went For Family Planning Because Of Her Boyfriend by ukaface(f): 4:24pm On Sep 15, 2022
Wittyglam:
Parents it’s time you start monitoring your wards, I know it’s not easy but you have to try. Make your kids your best friend, visit them on campus.

Be friends with their friends.
A 16years old girl went to do family planning just to please her boyfriend, so they can have sex the way they want. She doesn’t understand the danger she is putting herself in.

Stop trying to do the wrong things all in the name of love, stop trying to please people.
what's wrong?
At least she knows not to get pregnant and she went through the right way. Would you have loved her to get pregnant and be a single teenage mumhuh Nope.
What danger is she putting herself in?

Parents should teach sex education to their children, and everything in-between, if you keep hiding these things from them they will go out and bring it back to you in a way you wont like.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Attends Commemoration Service For Queen Elizabeth, Signs Register by ukaface(f): 11:32am On Sep 15, 2022
Mtcheeeeeeeeew
Radarada
Celebrities › Re: Kiddwaya And His Oyinbo Fiancée Having A Nice Time Together In The UK by ukaface(f): 1:54pm On Sep 14, 2022
HolyPussy:
It pains me that I am not as lucky as Kidd.

I am left with Nigerian Hoeloshos whichever side I turn.
problem ti e niyen
You for carry the luck come na....
Crime › Re: Suspected Ritualist Runs Mad In His Hotel Room (video) by ukaface(f): 10:54am On Sep 14, 2022
Igbos dey carry drugs
Yorubas dey do ritualist
Hausa dey do bomb

You see say all of us get wahala?

Nigeria can never get better
Celebrities › Re: Kiddwaya And His Oyinbo Fiancée Having A Nice Time Together In The UK by ukaface(f): 10:52am On Sep 14, 2022
Erica sorry.
Celebrities › Re: Kiddwaya And His Oyinbo Fiancée Having A Nice Time Together In The UK by ukaface(f): 10:51am On Sep 14, 2022
HolyPussy:
Kidd na man wey sabi.

No need to stay with any of these Nigerian Hoeloshos.
who you dey stay with?
Romance › Re: Hi Everyone! Please Say Something About This Picture. by ukaface(f): 10:17am On Sep 14, 2022
You open thread to abuse someone, to mock someone of something he didn't create neither can you do a job of creating it.
And, you still feel you're sensible?

So if we abuse him, wetin you go gain? You have slaves and you're happy to say it, dimwit.
Romance › Re: Hi Everyone! Please Say Something About This Picture. by ukaface(f): 10:14am On Sep 14, 2022
MabelSin:
undecided

There are other sections, go there if sex triggers you. There's zero chance you're a virgin; I guess it's better to open your legs for every tom dick and harry than discuss sex with other adults. grin

Get the fu** outta my thread.
who is this one again?

How is this absurd thread discussing sex?
Yenyenyen, na you disvirgin me abi?
Romance › Re: Hi Everyone! Please Say Something About This Picture. by ukaface(f): 7:53am On Sep 14, 2022
Why are all of you like this?
Everywhere sex sex sex
Are you people sick or something?
Wtf
Romance › Re: Marrying. Ex Hook Up Ladies by ukaface(f): 7:50am On Sep 14, 2022
Southernigbo:
While hookup ladies may not technically called prostitutes, but they not be referred as decent chaste ladies. So guys can u as a clean guy marry a lady who may have hooked up previously? Under what condition can u wife such ladies or u can only marry a tear leather lady with no previous affairs?
define a clean guy please
Romance › Re: Having Sex with Pregnant Women by ukaface(f): 7:46am On Sep 14, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
My neigbour is pregnant single mother.
2 months pregnant and we talk and laugh couple times.
Long story short, she all of a sudden started flirting heavily with me. Like she would look at me with love eyes and she comes closer to me and touch me while talking

I respected her based on pregnancy matter
Until i told my cousin who is a doctor.
He said that pregnant women get so Hot due to increase of hormones in their body.
Thats why she is behaving like that.

With this information, i decided to try ny luck
One evenning i came back, saw her outside
We talk normal, then i invite her to my room
Turn on speaker to reduce noise
Omo i started kissing her,
She didnt resist at all
She was sooooooo Hot, her pussy got hot i could feel the heat coming out from her pussy
It was wet so fast it shock me.
I stopped but she continued
Like she was literally trying to rape me.

I told her that its okay for me to cum inside her.. we both laugh as we all know she is already pregnant and if i cum inside her nothing will happen to her...

Best sex i ever had in months, i cum inside her all the time and she gets Hot easily.
I think i now have fetish for pregnant women not the ones with huge stomach.
The ones that are 2-3 months pregnant with small bump. They love to fvckk wella
I hope if this same thing should happen to you, you won't be offended?
Politics › Re: Save My Life: Sonia Ekweremadu Appeals For Kidney Donation by ukaface(f): 10:32pm On Sep 12, 2022
At least you have money for dialysis
I see lots of patients on AIT always asking for donations just to have a dialysis, them never even dey reason kidney transplant money.
Wo, na God go save all of us.
Politics › Re: Save My Life: Sonia Ekweremadu Appeals For Kidney Donation by ukaface(f): 10:24pm On Sep 12, 2022
I'm sorry dear
But, somehow karma is a bastard in your situation.
After all the corruption meted out on Nigerians by your father and his cohort, you still feel that the same suffering Nigerians who don't have jobs, money, food and education should donate a kidney to you? I'm actually empathetic but then this your matter just dey vex me. The easiest way to save your life is to get from your family members, and if it reoccur another family member go donate give you, naso e go dey happen.

Sorry dear and I wish you speedy recovery.
Christianity Etc › Re: Faith Oyedepo Tells Ladies Not To Dress Like Grandmas While Looking For Husband by ukaface(f): 9:09am On Sep 12, 2022
FarmTech:
.
Proper dressing is the type that doesn't entice men. Dressing that is not sexually provocative. Dressing that do not reveal body parts that shud be covered like laps, belly, arms, cleavage etc. Dressing that is not tight.
Modest Vs Immodest Dressing: What is God Saying About Them
showing arms is provocativehuh
Christianity Etc › Re: Faith Oyedepo Tells Ladies Not To Dress Like Grandmas While Looking For Husband by ukaface(f): 9:12pm On Sep 11, 2022
If we dress like Sisi they will be calling us ashewo.

If you dress like grandma, husband won't come

Wetin we wan come do bayi?
Make them go sit down abeg. When it's not like my life is centered in pleasing a guy.
Christianity Etc › Re: What I Witnessed In A Popular Pentecostal Church by ukaface(f): 8:44pm On Sep 11, 2022
Tunjibalogun:
I'm a Catholic but once in a while I get to attend pentecostal churches when invited by colleagues though. So I went to this very well known pentecostal church. I found out the following:

(1) They've now modelled their church into several services just as it is done in the Catholic Church unlike before when they go to church by 7am and return by 2pm

(2) They have the pictures of their daddy GO inside the church just like the Catholics use those of Jesus

(3)They also had ornaments like holy oil just like in the Catholic church

(4) They have communion service just like in the Catholic church. I took their wine and communion though grin grin

It seems to me like the essence of the pentecostalism is now been defeated because the pentecostal churches we knew when growing up never had these aspects that resembled the Catholic Church practices. To add to it some pentecostal churches now ordain bishops too which were never existent to them them except to the orthodox churches.
Una wey be Christians get biiiiig problem, Very massive a problem. If you can't depict my statement that's your business, but you join follow get the problem.smh.
Politics › Re: Queen Elizabeth II: Nigeria To Fly Flags At Half-mast On Sunday & Monday by ukaface(f): 10:36pm On Sep 09, 2022
Stupid senseless country

I must make this heaven just to ask God,wetin I do am to bring me come this yeye barbaric country.
He no see Switzerland or Madagascar or Egypt Na Nigeria...
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys Do This? by ukaface(f): 7:55pm On Sep 09, 2022
Nigerian guys no dey reason
Laslas majority of them will be put in trouble by their d.ick
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Carolean age, money & stamps: What changes with the Queens death? by ukaface(f): 7:49pm On Sep 09, 2022
All this one have time sha
Romance › Re: Chats Between Me And My Girlfriend (pics Attached) by ukaface(f): 10:16pm On Sep 07, 2022
Wahala o
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy That Won't Ask You For Sex Until Marriage? by ukaface(f): 10:22am On Sep 07, 2022
Yes of course
Music/Radio › Re: Don Jazzy Walks Off Stage While Dbanj Was Dedicating Headies Awards To Him by ukaface(f): 10:32am On Sep 06, 2022
EtinosaDLaw:
Dbanj is just a happy soul and he bears no grudges, but you see this Don Jazzy.....? People like him are very pretentious. They pretend to love everyone and they even hide their evil deeds with occasional philanthropy, when in actual sense they're bitter and resentful. I remember a video that surfaced on twitter few months ago, in that video, Chuddy-K exposed how Don Jazzy paid off radio stations to stop playing Chuddy-K songs because he sounded just like Wande Coal. That move singularly ended that boy's career and he never recovered from it. After the video was released, more revelations started pouring out about how Don Jazzy would do the same thing to any rival artist that tries to usurp his own artist. People are hustling with their talents while you're using money to kill their dreams, then you'll come on Instagram and start pretending to be a philanthropist. For some, the guy is jovial and kind, but those of us with a discerning eye can see him for who he truly is.
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See discerning eye

You too know o
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: The Moment Shegz Asked Bella How Often They Will Be Having Sex (Video) by ukaface(f): 6:03pm On Sep 04, 2022
This two people are mumu

And the sheggz guy is everything immature
Romance › Re: Groom Wept Profusely As His Bride Walked Down The Aisle On Their Wedding by ukaface(f): 4:59pm On Sep 04, 2022
Mtcheeeeew

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