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Lvgirl:
Good morning my brother. You don't know what that girl is going through. Is it on here yesterday that one guy posted a video that them no dey knack for UK if person never get papers. Are you sure her issue is not Konji-nious mele-cum

DaddyCK:
yor types is the cuss of high divorce rate.u juss start nagggin without sayin good mroning or respeting the people..and then u complain u cannot find man on nairaland.. really? please behave like u go to Private school or else, yor behavor is showing that u go to publick schoool coz public school people always act like ilitarate. Am juss tryjn to help u so u can get good man!(no ofeinse)

DaddyCK:
am a man.she a woman.its all about respet bro.dont yor woman say goood morning to u forst before ask u question?....or are u white?(no oofeinse)

Lvgirl:
Your have full lips. I checked Ur profile pics again. Guys this girl is a girl to marry.
Full lips girls always have big labia. Yes there toto labia they big well well. Taking from experience. Op pls can you send Ur labia pic to me. Just for confirmation. At least guys will know that I am serious. Do this for humanity sake

Temiel:
You see yourself

Did you even say good morning to me too??

Just get...

DaddyCK:
stop encouraging violense bro..so u want her to start cussing people fpr no reason...did she say goood morning before nagging?

Temiel:
Op, I feel you jare.

So many of those immature babies posing as men have their filled day on this forum.
They have no dent in their eyes, it's always others.
You'll read some of their posts and be like yuck!

See, for instance, the clowm that commented on your post.
Immature and respect demanding when there's nothing to respect in him.
Selfish creatures that demand respect because they feel they are male. It makes you wonder if they are the ones that refused to take to learning or they weren't taught at all.
They know not that respect is earned.

Although, it's not just the 'men', some females too ehn... Let's just leave that one for now.

DaddyCK:
^^^There it go again.
why are u talkin back?muss u talk back. u clearly dont respet men on nairaland so u come here & juss start argueing and cussinn people for no reason.are u one of those feminist womens from IPOD?why u attackin men for no reason. am a lover not a fighter..so if u neeed man, just ask me nicely & i may say yes....by the way, am a londoner, juss in case u ask!!!!(no oofeinse)

DaddyCK:
did u say goood morning sir to anyone? dont u have respet??
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U come on nairaland & the first thing u do is naggging like chicken n chip.......DID U SAY GOOOD MORNING?...and then u compliain u cant find mans on nairaland.

anyways, are u lightskin?(no oofeinse)

JESHAL:
Eya
Men don't care about a woman's success or accolades, we only give a Bleep about your sexuality (beauty and feminity), making your own money makes you independent from men, it doesn't make you attractive and arousing to men.

BlessedJonMoss:
So my kid sis who is just nineteen told me she had some gist for me. I quickly suspended all I was doing to hear the gist my 'first lady', as I fondly call her, has for me.

Lo and behold she said "bro I now have a boyfriend, I'm in a relationship"

I wasn't in any way surprised to hear this, as I've always suspected she has one from the myriad of boys that call her. I expected her to tell me herself whenever she was ready, and I am glad she found the courage and aso trust me enough to open up to me.

After breaking the gist, she asked for my advice to her. I told her I was busy and had to return to work, that we'll talk later.

So please good people of Nairaland, what advice would you give to a nineteen year old starting her very first relationship?

I don't want her to get hurt by any mofo, nor do I want her to be a leech anybody's son.

You advice pls....

sukkot:
most nigerian men dont deserve love. the women are the way they are because of the men. so they all deserve each other. they are both created to torture each other

jeromestarks:
Why do you love me?

Na stupid girls dey ask this question. She dey think say you go fvck her like her last fvcker and go. She know say she no get any value aside her rotten fishy pvssy.

Real girlfriend will know she's an asset so no need for useless questions.

jeromestarks:
Relax bro. Simple vawulence, you go carry rocket launcher. What's wrong with you sef?

TastyFriedPussy:
Nice, Good to see that gay people are getting more and more accepted in the society, we are humans too.

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ideaz:
This settles soup matters for 1 year or 6 months. Looks like a good idea.

kerry57:
Na wa you o ukaface

Ebenman:
I meant a lady 3 months ago. After we talked, she began to show interest in me, but she wasn't my standard, so I wasn't feeling the same way.

My standards are:
1. At least she must be a graduate
2. She should be self-sufficient (earning something reasonable)
3. At most 5-6 age difference between us
4. Looking calm and understandable
5. She must be an average-height lady

This lady, in particular, is an NCE holder, working as a teacher, earning little because of her level of education. She is just in her early 20s, and I am almost 8 yrs older than her. She is from a poor background and has 2 other younger siblings. She is also not tall and looks like an average girl.

She is very decent (a virgin) and loyal to me. I have told her severally that she is not my standard and I wasn't interested in her, but she refused to listen and began to feel very insecure. Maybe because I earn well and she knows I will soon get married.

She now comes to my house almost every weekend because I am very accommodating. Recently she has been telling me to delete the pictures of other females friends, in which I asked her on what grounds I should do that.

Note: I don't want to invest in a lady that is not my wife, and I am afraid her family will see me as a rich guy from which her other siblings can benefit if I proceed with her.

Should I block every contact with her, or should I forget about standards and risk and look at the good side?

Please advice

Okealaaye:
Fortune is smiling on the Igbo Clan these days and they seemed blessed on all fronts! Who wouldn't be happy having Davido as in-law! He's definitely going to bring light to their benighted enclave. Better days are here for the Igbo, because an opportunity has come to them to have a Yorubaman as tutor of good things. It's certainly praiseworthy having the Yoruba lead from front and the Igbo following in their wake. Maybe this will seal up their loose lips and tie up their loose tongue for once, who knows. It'll use it to kiss the ground before them, the mouth which the snail abuse the gods with, it will use it to sing their praise.

Doubleoh7:
See am there naa

OsunOriginal:
It is very simple to prove. Just listen to the voice in the videos they are sharing. You don't need any other evidence that these are Igbos in Lagos rallying for Obi. And that's why the only location that recorded a sizeable attendance was Festac where Igbos are based in Lagos.

Mystery2020:
Cockroach
Immediately I got to Falomo, a Cockroach crawled out from my coat and flew at on of the passengers. It was killed. Two other ladies were murmuring about the incident behind me. Thank God it didn't enter the company office with me.

Body odour
I have been wearing that round neck vest for three years. The armpits have become stained with mold, sweat, bacteria and Sure™ roll-on/body spray. I smell like a he-goat anytime I sweat.

That fateful day, I put on this black Chase Deer underwear, a white shirt and a suit. The MD told the HR/Admin woman to take me to the board room. My jaws began to shake after about 2 minutes. The AC in the MD's office is the type that gives slim people malaria.

Two Christ Embassy guys sat in the board room. The first, a "beard gang" type was the project manager. The other one, a senior bachelor, is the type of "brethren" that speaks in tongues whenever they climax during sex. He likes wearing suit.

Unfortunately the AC in the room was off and I started sweating. The guys signalled eachother with a slang which means something is oozing. The senior guy told the bearded one to open the windows.

Fortunately, they were contract staff who do not make hiring decisions.

Being broke is not an excuse to be dirty.

jeromestarks:
Wahala be like big breast; e look attractive but na big problem.
This child is cursed.

einsteine:
Igbos space children like that too. I know an Igbo couple that had 7 children in 9 years. A 10 year old girl already had 6 siblings. Note: There were no multiple births.

Another Igbo couple were looking for a boy and they had 5 children in 6 years. No boy yet so I guess they are still going to try again. Why Igbos may not engage in polygamy to the extent of Northern Mulsims, they do their fair share of populating Nigeria.

MufasaLion:
Pity the woman? Was she forced? Don't you know these people have no life ambition other than to live a very poor life?

They see unrestricted breeding as norms. They have no cap on number of offsprings they should have.