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You open thread to abuse someone, to mock someone of something he didn't create neither can you do a job of creating it.
And, you still feel you're sensible?

So if we abuse him, wetin you go gain? You have slaves and you're happy to say it, dimwit.

MabelSin:


There are other sections, go there if sex triggers you. There's zero chance you're a virgin; I guess it's better to open your legs for every tom dick and harry than discuss sex with other adults.

Get the fu** outta my thread.

who is this one again?

How is this absurd thread discussing sex?
Yenyenyen, na you disvirgin me abi?

Why are all of you like this?
Everywhere sex sex sex
Are you people sick or something?
Wtf

Southernigbo:
While hookup ladies may not technically called prostitutes, but they not be referred as decent chaste ladies. So guys can u as a clean guy marry a lady who may have hooked up previously? Under what condition can u wife such ladies or u can only marry a tear leather lady with no previous affairs?

define a clean guy please

SultanOfPuna:
My neigbour is pregnant single mother.
2 months pregnant and we talk and laugh couple times.
Long story short, she all of a sudden started flirting heavily with me. Like she would look at me with love eyes and she comes closer to me and touch me while talking

I respected her based on pregnancy matter
Until i told my cousin who is a doctor.
He said that pregnant women get so Hot due to increase of hormones in their body.
Thats why she is behaving like that.

With this information, i decided to try ny luck
One evenning i came back, saw her outside
We talk normal, then i invite her to my room
Turn on speaker to reduce noise
Omo i started kissing her,
She didnt resist at all
She was sooooooo Hot, her pussy got hot i could feel the heat coming out from her pussy
It was wet so fast it shock me.
I stopped but she continued
Like she was literally trying to rape me.

I told her that its okay for me to cum inside her.. we both laugh as we all know she is already pregnant and if i cum inside her nothing will happen to her...

Best sex i ever had in months, i cum inside her all the time and she gets Hot easily.
I think i now have fetish for pregnant women not the ones with huge stomach.
The ones that are 2-3 months pregnant with small bump. They love to fvckk wella

I hope if this same thing should happen to you, you won't be offended?

At least you have money for dialysis
I see lots of patients on AIT always asking for donations just to have a dialysis, them never even dey reason kidney transplant money.
Wo, na God go save all of us.

I'm sorry dear
But, somehow karma is a bastard in your situation.
After all the corruption meted out on Nigerians by your father and his cohort, you still feel that the same suffering Nigerians who don't have jobs, money, food and education should donate a kidney to you? I'm actually empathetic but then this your matter just dey vex me. The easiest way to save your life is to get from your family members, and if it reoccur another family member go donate give you, naso e go dey happen.

Sorry dear and I wish you speedy recovery.

FarmTech:
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Proper dressing is the type that doesn't entice men. Dressing that is not sexually provocative. Dressing that do not reveal body parts that shud be covered like laps, belly, arms, cleavage etc. Dressing that is not tight.
Modest Vs Immodest Dressing: What is God Saying About Them

showing arms is provocative

If we dress like Sisi they will be calling us ashewo.

If you dress like grandma, husband won't come

Wetin we wan come do bayi?
Make them go sit down abeg. When it's not like my life is centered in pleasing a guy.

Tunjibalogun:
I'm a Catholic but once in a while I get to attend pentecostal churches when invited by colleagues though. So I went to this very well known pentecostal church. I found out the following:

(1) They've now modelled their church into several services just as it is done in the Catholic Church unlike before when they go to church by 7am and return by 2pm

(2) They have the pictures of their daddy GO inside the church just like the Catholics use those of Jesus

(3)They also had ornaments like holy oil just like in the Catholic church

(4) They have communion service just like in the Catholic church. I took their wine and communion though

It seems to me like the essence of the pentecostalism is now been defeated because the pentecostal churches we knew when growing up never had these aspects that resembled the Catholic Church practices. To add to it some pentecostal churches now ordain bishops too which were never existent to them them except to the orthodox churches.

Una wey be Christians get biiiiig problem, Very massive a problem. If you can't depict my statement that's your business, but you join follow get the problem.smh.

Stupid senseless country

I must make this heaven just to ask God,wetin I do am to bring me come this yeye barbaric country.
He no see Switzerland or Madagascar or Egypt Na Nigeria...

Nigerian guys no dey reason
Laslas majority of them will be put in trouble by their d.ick

All this one have time sha

Wahala o

Yes of course

EtinosaDLaw:
Dbanj is just a happy soul and he bears no grudges, but you see this Don Jazzy.....? People like him are very pretentious. They pretend to love everyone and they even hide their evil deeds with occasional philanthropy, when in actual sense they're bitter and resentful. I remember a video that surfaced on twitter few months ago, in that video, Chuddy-K exposed how Don Jazzy paid off radio stations to stop playing Chuddy-K songs because he sounded just like Wande Coal. That move singularly ended that boy's career and he never recovered from it. After the video was released, more revelations started pouring out about how Don Jazzy would do the same thing to any rival artist that tries to usurp his own artist. People are hustling with their talents while you're using money to kill their dreams, then you'll come on Instagram and start pretending to be a philanthropist. For some, the guy is jovial and kind, but those of us with a discerning eye can see him for who he truly is.

oshey
See analysis
See judgement
See discerning eye

You too know o

This two people are mumu

And the sheggz guy is everything immature

Mtcheeeeew

She don go lift am

Rozross:
Singlehood is a crime for his age, stop normalising it. Any single man above 30 and financially stable should have himself examined, a lot is definitely wrong with such men.

nothing is wrong with such men.
Stop thinking one direction.
Who even made the rules?

Rozross:
Won’t this man go get married already? Bachelorhood at his age is a curse .

are you married?

Rozross:
Won’t this man go get married already? Bachelorhood at his age is a curse .

Na you lay the curse?

Na inside Naija hot sun you want make those agberos to dey wear suit
First of all, inform them of personal hygiene before adorning them with suit.

Oduduwa707:
Useless thing feeling cool. Pako werey!

fool
So what's bad being pako?
Sense is far from you o.

Oduduwa707:
So apparently, mention don become personal property? Useless thing.

Ewu
Na you I follow talk?
Why can't you just mind your business?
The person I mentioned sef never reply, na you wey I know no where you take come from dey reply.
Be like you don enter market before abi?
Yes, I will personalize the mention, oya kill yourself.
He..goat.

Oduduwa707:
Pako babe, sharrrapp, abeg!

Who know this one?
Na you I mention? Wetin concern you and me?
Abeg carry yourself outta my mention
Person no follow you talk, you dey talk . Shift abeg

Matix222:
So there is street girl that I asked out yesterday she came with her sister to sleep over at my house today while fingering the girl I noticed boils on her private part I put on a condom and we had sex only to find out the condom got torn while having sex but I didn't ejaculate and my penis is paining me are there chances that I might have contracted a disease from her please help me

I don't understand the sexual starvation going on in Nigeria o.
You see say girl get boil, your d.ick no flat, you didn't loose appetite you still chook head with condom.
Well, actually you can't escape whatever is intended for you, it was already marked that something will happen to your sexual life on that day, so the condom breaking still shows that we can't run away from destiny especially avoidable ugly ' destiny '.
Go get yourself checked, and also inform her to check herself with a doctor.

Heathrow44:
she has gotten a good reason to dump u, she has been looking for one reason to dump u and yh she has seen one, No girl that really likes u would dump d relationship on such trivial issue, Infact apart from use of force, she should even find it appealing, shows a whole lot of aggression that's typical with males, and it goes to show u av ability to fight for wat u want, most girls would look past ur act and even grow to admire u for it, dont call her or text her, keep calm if she takes u seriously she would come around

This one don do statistical analysis to end up with this conclusion. I blame you? I no fit blame you cos you're obviously not a female. Why would any normal thinking lady see that as normal? He was under the influence of alcohol, yeah, but then there was an intention to rape, do you know how scary that act is alcohol or not? Do you want to imagine all of the questions going on the the lady's head? Of course you can't imagine am na, na to open mouth waaaaa dey talk anyhow.
If she had agreed, and he keeps doing it, one day there won't be any green bottle influence,would she or you still find it normal??

Ofemmanu1:
Werey knelt down to beg a pvssy?!


Now, your mother is disappointed.

Simps children everwhere.

Indomie has destroy the fabrics of MAN in Naija.


SMH.

Ode
He almost raped someone and you are still doing redpill.
Sense dey far from people

DonroxyII:
Lemme give you a Bonus: Always Operate on Checked Emotions and Never Rely on Anybody 100% But God(Good):

God lives in Your Brain and Mindsets:

The More Educations You have, the Better You unraveled the God inside of Your Head:

Forgive People Easily so as for You to Easily Move On to the Next Developments:

Regrets, Disappointment will Only Hold You Down from Next Progresses:

Nobody Owes You a thing in Life, Like Nepa .. They can switch You On and Switch You Off so Hold Yourself To Your God who Owes You Everything for Creating You: Don't Forget, Ignorant can't Enjoy God:

You get what You give, Never-Ever Give Emotions But Reasonableness Once The Other Party is not Giving You Reasonableness, Step Aside for Emotions Clouds Mental Judgements and Balance-Fair:

thank you