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Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Angel Goes Braless And Pantless In New Hot Photos by ukaface(f): 11:50am On Sep 03, 2022
She don go lift am
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Don Jazzy Lists 5 Favourite Housemates To Win N100M Grand Prize by ukaface(f): 8:02pm On Sep 02, 2022
Rozross:
Singlehood is a crime for his age, stop normalising it. Any single man above 30 and financially stable should have himself examined, a lot is definitely wrong with such men.
nothing is wrong with such men.
Stop thinking one direction.
Who even made the rules?
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Don Jazzy Lists 5 Favourite Housemates To Win N100M Grand Prize by ukaface(f): 8:01pm On Sep 02, 2022
Rozross:
Won’t this man go get married already? Bachelorhood at his age is a curse .
are you married?
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Don Jazzy Lists 5 Favourite Housemates To Win N100M Grand Prize by ukaface(f): 8:00pm On Sep 02, 2022
Rozross:
Won’t this man go get married already? Bachelorhood at his age is a curse .
Na you lay the curse?
Politics › Re: MC Oluomo Unveils New Lagos Parks Uniform (Photo) by ukaface(f): 6:38pm On Sep 01, 2022
Na inside Naija hot sun you want make those agberos to dey wear suit
First of all, inform them of personal hygiene before adorning them with suit.
Crime › Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by ukaface(f): 1:29pm On Sep 01, 2022
Oduduwa707:
Useless thing feeling cool. Pako werey! grin
fool
So what's bad being pako?
Sense is far from you o.
Crime › Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by ukaface(f): 1:09pm On Sep 01, 2022
Oduduwa707:
So apparently, mention don become personal property? huh Useless thing. angry
Ewu
Na you I follow talk?
Why can't you just mind your business?
The person I mentioned sef never reply, na you wey I know no where you take come from dey reply.
Be like you don enter market before abi?
Yes, I will personalize the mention, oya kill yourself.
He..goat.
Crime › Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by ukaface(f): 12:35pm On Sep 01, 2022
Oduduwa707:
Pako babe, sharrrapp, abeg!
Who know this one?
Na you I mention? Wetin concern you and me?
Abeg carry yourself outta my mention
Person no follow you talk, you dey talk . Shift abeg
Romance › Re: Hello Every One I Don't Know If I Have Contacted Disease by ukaface(f): 12:27pm On Sep 01, 2022
Matix222:
So there is street girl that I asked out yesterday she came with her sister to sleep over at my house today while fingering the girl I noticed boils on her private part I put on a condom and we had sex only to find out the condom got torn while having sex but I didn't ejaculate and my penis is paining me are there chances that I might have contracted a disease from her please help me
I don't understand the sexual starvation going on in Nigeria o.
You see say girl get boil, your d.ick no flat, you didn't loose appetite you still chook head with condom.
Well, actually you can't escape whatever is intended for you, it was already marked that something will happen to your sexual life on that day, so the condom breaking still shows that we can't run away from destiny especially avoidable ugly ' destiny '.
Go get yourself checked, and also inform her to check herself with a doctor.
Crime › Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by ukaface(f): 12:15pm On Sep 01, 2022
Heathrow44:
she has gotten a good reason to dump u, she has been looking for one reason to dump u and yh she has seen one, No girl that really likes u would dump d relationship on such trivial issue, Infact apart from use of force, she should even find it appealing, shows a whole lot of aggression that's typical with males, and it goes to show u av ability to fight for wat u want, most girls would look past ur act and even grow to admire u for it, dont call her or text her, keep calm if she takes u seriously she would come around
This one don do statistical analysis to end up with this conclusion. I blame you? I no fit blame you cos you're obviously not a female. Why would any normal thinking lady see that as normal? He was under the influence of alcohol, yeah, but then there was an intention to rape, do you know how scary that act is alcohol or not? Do you want to imagine all of the questions going on the the lady's head? Of course you can't imagine am na, na to open mouth waaaaa dey talk anyhow.
If she had agreed, and he keeps doing it, one day there won't be any green bottle influence,would she or you still find it normal??
Crime › Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by ukaface(f): 12:09pm On Sep 01, 2022
Ofemmanu1:
Werey knelt down to beg a pvssy?!


Now, your mother is disappointed.

Simps children everwhere.

Indomie has destroy the fabrics of MAN in Naija.


SMH.
Ode
He almost raped someone and you are still doing redpill.
Sense dey far from people
Family › Re: What Lesson Has Life Taught You So Far? by ukaface(f): 9:15am On Sep 01, 2022
DonroxyII:
Lemme give you a Bonus: Always Operate on Checked Emotions and Never Rely on Anybody 100% But God(Good):

God lives in Your Brain and Mindsets:

The More Educations You have, the Better You unraveled the God inside of Your Head:

Forgive People Easily so as for You to Easily Move On to the Next Developments:

Regrets, Disappointment will Only Hold You Down from Next Progresses:

Nobody Owes You a thing in Life, Like Nepa .. They can switch You On and Switch You Off so Hold Yourself To Your God who Owes You Everything for Creating You: Don't Forget, Ignorant can't Enjoy God:

You get what You give, Never-Ever Give Emotions But Reasonableness Once The Other Party is not Giving You Reasonableness, Step Aside for Emotions Clouds Mental Judgements and Balance-Fair:
thank you
Career › Re: What Do You Advise Me To Do? by ukaface(f): 5:26am On Sep 01, 2022
The way people give themselves time/ age limit can be so annoying.
I got irritated reading the part you mentioned you're getting old at 27!!! Bruuuuuv
Who and what is chasing you? I bet it's your friends, people on ' gram, better have sense and remove that mentality and stop giving yourself unnecessary pressure.
Old at 27, if you come be 40 you go say you don turn ancestor abi?
I no get any advice for you abeg,I don dey vex.
Health › Re: Mosquito Farm Owner Believes That Enzymes From Mosquitoes May Cure HIV/AIDS by ukaface(f): 8:36pm On Aug 31, 2022
Is this man that is producing all the mosquitoes in Nigeria.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Chichi And Deji Get Intimate Under The Duvet (Photos, Video) by ukaface(f): 1:01pm On Aug 31, 2022
Where did they bring all this people from sef?

Everything about this year BBn is irritating
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Daniella And Dotun Get Intimate Under The Duvet (Photo, Video) by ukaface(f): 12:06pm On Aug 31, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Hehehe, u sef see am, abi?

Really, dis confirms dat ladies now have stronger sex urges and higher Libidoes dan men.
bruv it's a two way thing, don't go attacking females. E do
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Daniella And Dotun Get Intimate Under The Duvet (Photo, Video) by ukaface(f): 11:14am On Aug 31, 2022
Her nyash dey scratch am.

Very soon that guy, Bryan go help am scratch am.
Na turn by turn
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija Lovers, Shegz & Bella Discuss Number Of Children They Will Have (Video) by ukaface(f): 11:01am On Aug 31, 2022
Craze pipu
Una no get work sha

Yeye dey smell
Crime › Re: Man Rapes Friend’s Wife Beside Her Husband In Lagos by ukaface(f): 11:24pm On Aug 30, 2022
This story no straight
Romance › Re: Is Food Still The Way To A Man's Heart!? by ukaface(f): 2:36pm On Aug 30, 2022
No
Breast and nyash is their way now.

We wey no get, dey on our own
Fashion › Re: Is This Dressing Indecent For A Mother? (photo) by ukaface(f): 11:09am On Aug 30, 2022
siofra:
I don't see anything wrong with it as long as she is a good mother to her kid.
bia sister, you fit dress like this?
If you have a brother, and you see his wife dressed like this you go appreciate am?

Please answer
Family › Re: My First Son Arrived Today, His Name Peter Obi Akpaka by ukaface(f): 7:11am On Aug 27, 2022
blank:
Obi as a middle name is not bad. Peter is obviously the first name.
okay I see
Are you the mother?
Family › Re: My First Son Arrived Today, His Name Peter Obi Akpaka by ukaface(f): 11:31pm On Aug 26, 2022
I wan understand something no vex
Shey you name him Peter Obi? Even with the Obi? Like you named him together with Peter Obi surname ( Obi) say your surname is Okorocha now,your pikin go come be Peter Obi Okorocha,and if you want call am Na Peter Obi you go dey shout?
Wahala no too much.
Thank God no be girl you born.
Make you no go name am peteres.
Family › Re: How Often Should Couples Have Sex? by ukaface(f): 3:39pm On Aug 26, 2022
Every hour non stop
Politics › Re: Tinubu: ‘Our product Is selling’, says MC Oluomo by ukaface(f): 3:50pm On Aug 25, 2022
What is the product market price?
Family › Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Man Earning 100k In This Present Economy. Ur Sincere by ukaface(f): 8:06pm On Aug 24, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
He's earning a 100k and wants to settle down. Can you as a lady earning a little above him agree to marry him?

Is it advisable to enter into marriage with such income considering the situation of the economy?
wetin be your own income?
Considering the situation of the economy, you won't overburden him too with bills, your salary should support. To be man, no easy Biko talk more of in Nigeria.

But if you no wan marry, no marry .
Kapish??
Health › Re: FG Begs Doctors, Nurses To Remain In Nigeria by ukaface(f): 10:36am On Aug 23, 2022
All of us go comot.
And carry our families join.

If una like no do the necessary things.
Fix the country!!!
Music/Radio › Re: The Consistency Of Nigerian Hip-hop Revivalist, MI Abaga (a.k.a The Guy) by ukaface(f): 9:05am On Aug 23, 2022
I love MI, and will always do
Just as I love Johnny drille
Education › Re: 12 Things Women Do When They Are In Love With A Man by ukaface(f): 10:59pm On Aug 22, 2022
Story story.

Who get time for all these?
Fashion › Re: Some Men Are No Longer Behaving And Dressing Like Men (Photos) by ukaface(f): 10:24pm On Aug 22, 2022
JASONjnr:
There's a serious gender war and this is very annoying....

I will never send my child to either all boys school or only girls schools...... That's where this brainwashing begin and some will not buy into it while a whole lot will begin to practice it ...



Men dressing like women aren't just gay or crossdressers but weaklings and mentally dull.....
you would be surprised with what goes on in mixed schools.
Pets › Re: Lady Scolds Her Dog For Giving Birth To 6puppies Without Any Job (pics/video) by ukaface(f): 7:20pm On Aug 21, 2022
Why the fog come resemble white goat

Abi Na my eye?

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