₦airaland Forum

I will start with ' I'm yet to get over my ex'
' All you guys are just the same'

Laidait, message sent
Or I speak sour of love

And shame no catch this man on top this thing wey him talk?
The naira= dollar is now higher, but still won't affect you stupid and corrupt politicians.

God will sha continue to punish you people.
One day sha

I can't say anything sef

The thing just funny die
It's the goat part for me, imagine goat with swollen lips....lmao

But wetin you wan use pink lips do sef?

TheElated177:
Should men be ashamed of baldness?

Does baldness have any impact on the quality of life of an individual?

nope
It's natural.just like having grey hair.
Or having small breast or small preek.

VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?


Women are beings that shouldn't be trusted let alone setling with.

Women are chronic manipulators: it's in their gene coz they inherit it from their mothers.


Most women are cheats: it's in their bloodline coz they inherit it from their moms.

A woman must have had millions of sexual intercourse with thousands different guys.I can't value a public toilet.


A woman must have loved someone.I can't eat left over.


Women setle just for its sake to avoid societal bashing/gossip not because she loves you.

Women causes gut-wrenching emotional stress/pain.

I can't see what I stand to gain in marriage.



Read my lips: May I die a year and a day before the day I will start thinking of marriage/marrying. Amen!

Make I help you do the capital later own.
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so shall it be o, AMEN and AMEN.
Shey you will not pray for the same thing in your next life too?

Forgive her for what.
Are we sharing bodies together?
You owe no country apology o

Set awon Mia no dey apologize. Be like them, send no one

Na tooth pick
Beans

HeroHero:
Why u no adopt portable?

lmao
I wish he can see this question to give an answer?

olamoses75:
Dey don finally give madam the opportunity of fucking another dicks. I pity my nigga, and don’t know why men are always at the receiving end �

again
They be talking sensible thing, nigga be talking fvck. Wtf!

But what will it take these bunch of politicians to make Nigeria a better place?

Ode Lele
Ode le

bizbrainko:
Make dem kukuma destroy am...make everybody find him root

where be your root

I'm seldom a leg shaker

If you want to learn how to survive in the world , just come to Nigeria.
If you survive in Nigeria, you can survive anywhere.
Kapish.

Vinnie2000:
Reading ur comment, Lucifer will be sommersaulting in joy.

U Suppose be him Sidechick or fvckmate

then you go be our pikin

I have plenty crimes to commit o
I will kill all the Nigerian politicians from local chairman to the highest.

Then I will kill all the corrupt uniformed men
Then kill all corrupt pastors, Alfas
Kill all corrupt officials ( bankers, teachers,nurses,doctors.......)

I will kill all the yahoo boys and stupid senseless slay mamas

I will just kill anybody killable.

I will now control the embezzled money of the werey politicians.


All I know is I will kill alot of people.

Ungrateful biatch
Even though the car looks funny, she for get small sense to accept and appreciate the guy's efforts.

But she said she didn't saw you. She saw your ghost.
So who is lying?
The ghost owner or the sawer?

Abeg make all of them getat abeg

vickydevoka:
All gals will make heaven.

why will all girls make heaven?

He get where this thing no dey happen?
For nairaland sef e dey happen.
Tribalism and sexism is the norm.

Omo
Be like he better to chop breakfast for dating time than for marriage time.

Some guys won't make heaven sha. ASE!

Jovialjune1:
"Met" Buhari?

Why should I "met" him

lmaooooo

UyaiIncomparabl:
Maverick777,

And who exactly is a call girl? Did your mother not teach you manners at home? You sound so bitter. Why do you have to call him names? Ode calling another person ode. Like you are any better?

Complimenting someone now is low self-esteem. You that has high self esteem but open a bunch of threads with imaginary stories that never happened to massage your inflated sense of self importance.

I like this one.

Vawulence initiated

posty56:
simp, una no they Eva learn , besides she might be catfishing use your head!

shey if you see girl wey you like you no go approach am? It's not a sin man, no dey attribute everything as simping, via are you gay?

5ircreepy:
Clearly the man can afford a paternity test, he should confirm first. Some ladies be wilding.

some ladies be Wilding yenyenyen

Whey some guys no dey Wilding? No be married man knack the girl laidait? That one no be Wilding ?

Devil incarnate

I can't be stressing my sef to dey give advice.

I still don't know how peeps see a bill attached to liquid for say ₦40,000
And there is water for ₦100 , and the 40,000 that has the higher percentage of causing harm to your health is a better option.

Same goes for drugs.
Like? To what extent will factors influence and make one to go for drugs when there are other healthy options.

I hear guys say I drink, I smoke and they feel they are ontop of the world...I go just dey shake end for them. Yeah something must kill a man, but I no wan die by my own making.

People should have sense.