₦airaland Forum

jeromestarks:
Expect your neighbours, cousins, friends and relatives who ran out of Nigeria to run back empty-handed in few months.

They spoke I'll of Nigeria and Japa. Now they will japada.


Repeat after me. Say " No place like home"

Why not wish good for everyone in diaspora
Must you show your envious spirit upandan🤦🏾‍♀️
God forbid to your prayer

Sirchiboy:
...
Chioma what is your problem?

You for call me chinasa

I can’t remember seeing iwo road like this some 5-9years ago o
Wetin happen?

Them marry Abi them never marry?

Wetin concern me if them no pose well?
Nigerians always drinking paracetamol for another person headache

Sirchiboy:
Na our stupid dick when no dey think or use him number 6 dey deceive us.
Nothing dey there.
Na just infections

You don philander finish come see say nothing they there again😂😂😂
Abi you don catch infection?

Skooltynz:
i mean what happens to psalm 23,is the lord no longer your shephard,and why are they scared of death is heaven not a beautiful place are they scared of heaven again too many unexplained mysteries.

😂🤣🤣
Because them no wan die
But, these men are ‘ holy’ and are saturated with the blood of Jesus, so why would they even be scared of dying? Shebi if they die them go go heaven, Abi them never Dey ready to go to heaven?# thinkingoutloud

Multiversed:
Anyone please can identify this dog breed.

Ojuyobo

Ilamina:
They speak French

That's they are so strong and overcome all the obstacles in their country

Nigeria should make french our official language

English sucks

Same mentality
To still use another language as official language, when you visit Spain you will say France sucks
Why not promote your OWN language?

Peace

Jewessgratitud3:
My line was barred last weekend and I've been receiving warning on other one I'm still managing at the moment. I did my NIN some three , four years ago and linked my both lines ( or so I thought) but for some stupid reasons and the Nigerian factor, my line was barred. I was later told that what I have is not valid that it was BVN generated. I was annoyed. So after I got barred, I went to the NIMC office and was given an appointment for next month.

Now, since the other network is seriously warning me to get my line linked and this time I don't want to be caught unawares because the appointment date is still far, I told my idowu to help me use her NIN to get a line I can be using in case anything happens before I get my NIN issue resolved, she outrightly turned me down claiming my immediate elder sister told her to avoid doing such things because of fraud and that if any issue comes up with my line, she'll be the running around to resolve it and she doesn't have that time.
I now said my elder sister was referring to outsiders abi shey na me wan defraud you nii.. this girl said no. That she doesn't want any fraud connected to her. I just told her to forget and stop explaining I don't wanna hear it.

Please does she have a point or Im the one not being reasonable here? I mean.. Im her sister and she knows I will never do anything shady that will implicate her. Omo I just weak.

Does she really have a point here? Are they valid?

Maybe you are a fraudster na

Viper000:
Abeg make una dey wash una nyash well wit water after using the toilet especially ladies.

Tissue paper is not enough to clean ur nyash properly. I no talk say tissue paper no good but always use water along side with tissue paper and wash ur hands wit soap.

There’s this girl I’ve been crushing on, she came over to my place, she av a nice big curvy ass, i like chubby girls. I entertained her well and we started to do-the-do…. We started with missionary style as I switched to doggy position and abt to do the thing, the next thing I saw was dried particles of poo in her asshole, I jst hated myself for having sex with her.. my dick flat sharp sharp. I stop sex.

The girl was like babe I’m feeling u so what happen, why did u stop.. I didn’t even tell her becus she might get angry.. they hate to take corrections.

I think she poo in her house before coming over to my place and I guess she used jst tissue paper to wipe her ass.

If u enter my toilet u go see hand sanitizer and dettol soap, if I use toilet I dey wash my nyash thoroughly wit water, then I wash and sanitize my hands. If I wan bath sef, I scrub my nyash and preeq well, I dey wear my boxers once a day. I no like dirtiness.

You for tell am say shi.t dey her ny.ash na
Then tell am to use water wash the ny.ash so you go continue from where Una stop.
2 minutes man osim shit Dey ny.ash

FreeStuffsNG:
https://punchng.com/no-more-leave-of-absence-for-health-workers-relocating-abroad-fg/

See painMENT

🤣🤣🤣
When will they address salaries of nurses and how to curb quakery in nursing?

Nkitikpa

Im even concerned about the children names, reason and impact, like wtf!?!!

Update147:
Hello nairalanders.
In life there are some characters that people exhibit and probably we've not had such experience before thus it makes it difficult for us to analyze what is going on and why it's going on.

In this case, my girl friend whom I've been dating for years now accused me of hiding her school documents. She threatened to take her life if I don't provide the documents. I was super confused cos truly I did not take her documents. For a moment I accused my brother who lives with me but my brother is not known to tell lies so I just got confused.

This issue was very serious oooo but after a while, I just took my mind off it. Until this week when she came to apologize that she accused me wrongly even when she was apologizing I just said ok and I ignored her.

Just today she accused me that she brought one of her baking equipment to my house and now she can't find it. She accused me that one of my side chick must have taken it I just ignored her. She was beginning to start quarrel over it when I confronted her that she should stop it and I reminded her that she took that particular baking equipment along with her on a certain day.

Immediately she started laughing and said she was just acting drama.

This is the second time this year I have had this experience. I am just wondering, how long have I been wrongly accused that I may have foolishly apologised to or foolishly ignored and why is she behaving this way

NOTE: If I had not confronted her with evidence that she is lieing, she will make a heavy fight out of this. Why ? Why ? Why ?

Maybe she Dey ment

homelybabe:
Plz I need your advice folks.
I'm newly married. Before I married,I got a government teaching job in the east. My husband stays in Lagos but I stay in one of the states in the east. We got married in January this year and since then it's been difficult for us because of the distance. My husband is doing a good job in Lagos. I'm just afraid of relocating and staying idle at home,coupled with the fear of losing a government job that is pensionable. My friends and colleagues advised me to continue with my work and visit him during the holidays but some advised against such. I'm in a tight spot right now and don't want to take a decision I will end up regretting tomorrow. Please,your opinions are needed. Thanks.

Let me burst your bubbles
The pension no reach anything
Plus Government Dey owe pension like mad
Anyways, isn’t it possible to do transfer from the east to Lagos?
I would advice you go to your husband o, you can get a job in Lagos

Dammycouch:
I am 25 years old and I had sex with a 19 years old girl (neighbour) for 2k.

She did not bring condom and as I thrust in naturally, my penis peel with blood and injury as her vagina hold my penis tight.

This is my first time having sex with a lady. I did not even spend 1 minutes as I close up and ran away.

Is this normal?

He say she did not bring condom

Why you no bring condom?
Nkitikpa

I remember seeing a movie ‘ teeth’ the girl had teeth in her v, and any d!ck that goes in gets bitten and cut , it was so irritating to imagine. Anyways be like this your girl get blade for her V.

Testiebobo:
;DSee the rice nd beans my gf cooked this afternoon 😅

What happen to it?

He should join them next time so that it would be foursome

The guy just wan give himself high blood pressure and the girl just Dey cry crocodile tears.

Ezechi18:
I will go straight on this!

She came to my side on 6th February, we had se'X using the pull out method without protection.
She was supposed to see her period at that month but nothing show, on the 2nd March, she carried out test and told me she pregnant.

We are in our final in school.
I want a child because am the only son of my parent but she want abortion because of shame as to when she will go back to school, She's a churchy kind of girl and people know her very well.

I promised her marriage but don't know how to do it after the abortion.
Although am broke as well.

😂🤣
I’m sorry for laughing
Just that the churchy part was funny to me

Okay
So the churchy girl committed a sin by fornicating then to still remain a churchy girl to the public she wan commit abortion, yet another sin😂
Okay

She won’t be the first churchy girl to f up , for her to even think of abortion mean say her eye tear wellwell just hiding under the pretence of being churchy. She should bone church and come out clean
So if not for the church she would keep the baby?

Let her pick a struggle. Na this kind thing make me not to believe all this church people.

I don’t want a girl child but in terms of twins? I want girl twins

VeryWickedMan:
I want to Bleep that pretty, slim, cupcake standing by the left hand side of that useless, ankara bow-tie wearing buffoon.

I must Bleep her.
No go come.

This one don go sniff otapiapia

I too like this man

DevilsEqual:
The kinda news i like to see

U think your wife is different? Okay continue

If only guys know the kinda evil women are capable of

A woman won’t be evil without a reason.
If you treat her bad and her head come boot, forget it… you will see devil pro max.

Not saying I justify that woman in the video, cos I don’t know their story.

Anny69:
Don't worry calm down, they'll marry you soon.

typical example 👆🏾

Cloudflare:
I'll go straight to the point!

Yesterday a guy entered our shop building, it's obvious he came to do a POS transfer because there's a POS close to us in the shop.

My neighbour brought out his food to eat and then called me to join him to which I told him I have already eaten. Just then, this guy that came to do the POS transfer told my neighbour if I was the only person he saw to invite, that he should invite him too! We thought the guy was joking ooo, my neighbour jokingly invited him, this guy took the pure water on the table, washed his hands and ate all the food in the plate (it was eba and egusi soup). It's obvious he was badly hungry and haven't eaten since morning.

Meanwhile, the werey guy took his phone, called the girl he sent 5k to via POS, to inquire if she has received the money. The idiot was like "hello baby have you received the money"? My neighbour and I refused to allow the guy leave the building until he paid for that food he ate. How come you haven't eaten as a guy yet you rushed and sent a girl 5k (a girl who's probably with another guy at the moment?) Just to please her?

You must be joking🤣😂😂😂
This can never be real

They don’t
They have been westernised and brain washed

Girls of this generation ( minus me) are so myopic in thinking, olodo and entitled

Of course church na business
It’s not surprising

I don’t understand some women sha

Here, is your ‘ husband’ maltreating you and you still stay put. What happened to divorce or separation? Or better still disappear and be untraceable?
Some women just want to die inside marriage all for the sake of MRS.
Make she go the police station na, she will never have sense. So the man is her all in all?
She is stupid, and I’m not saying this respectfully
I hate rubbish

Omo
This one loud o

wtf in the name of swallowing is that?

TheWinterBird:
Omg. What happened?!

All I see on him are drips. Nigerian hospitals, all they know how to do is put drips on somebody, mtchew.

What else should they put naaaa