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Dammycouch:
I am 25 years old and I had sex with a 19 years old girl (neighbour) for 2k.

She did not bring condom and as I thrust in naturally, my penis peel with blood and injury as her vagina hold my penis tight.

This is my first time having sex with a lady. I did not even spend 1 minutes as I close up and ran away.

Is this normal?

He say she did not bring condom

Why you no bring condom?
Nkitikpa

I remember seeing a movie ‘ teeth’ the girl had teeth in her v, and any d!ck that goes in gets bitten and cut , it was so irritating to imagine. Anyways be like this your girl get blade for her V.

Testiebobo:
;DSee the rice nd beans my gf cooked this afternoon 😅

What happen to it?

He should join them next time so that it would be foursome

The guy just wan give himself high blood pressure and the girl just Dey cry crocodile tears.

Ezechi18:
I will go straight on this!

She came to my side on 6th February, we had se'X using the pull out method without protection.
She was supposed to see her period at that month but nothing show, on the 2nd March, she carried out test and told me she pregnant.

We are in our final in school.
I want a child because am the only son of my parent but she want abortion because of shame as to when she will go back to school, She's a churchy kind of girl and people know her very well.

I promised her marriage but don't know how to do it after the abortion.
Although am broke as well.

😂🤣
I’m sorry for laughing
Just that the churchy part was funny to me

Okay
So the churchy girl committed a sin by fornicating then to still remain a churchy girl to the public she wan commit abortion, yet another sin😂
Okay

She won’t be the first churchy girl to f up , for her to even think of abortion mean say her eye tear wellwell just hiding under the pretence of being churchy. She should bone church and come out clean
So if not for the church she would keep the baby?

Let her pick a struggle. Na this kind thing make me not to believe all this church people.

I don’t want a girl child but in terms of twins? I want girl twins

VeryWickedMan:
I want to Bleep that pretty, slim, cupcake standing by the left hand side of that useless, ankara bow-tie wearing buffoon.

I must Bleep her.
No go come.

This one don go sniff otapiapia

I too like this man

DevilsEqual:
The kinda news i like to see

U think your wife is different? Okay continue

If only guys know the kinda evil women are capable of

A woman won’t be evil without a reason.
If you treat her bad and her head come boot, forget it… you will see devil pro max.

Not saying I justify that woman in the video, cos I don’t know their story.

Anny69:
Don't worry calm down, they'll marry you soon.

typical example 👆🏾

Cloudflare:
I'll go straight to the point!

Yesterday a guy entered our shop building, it's obvious he came to do a POS transfer because there's a POS close to us in the shop.

My neighbour brought out his food to eat and then called me to join him to which I told him I have already eaten. Just then, this guy that came to do the POS transfer told my neighbour if I was the only person he saw to invite, that he should invite him too! We thought the guy was joking ooo, my neighbour jokingly invited him, this guy took the pure water on the table, washed his hands and ate all the food in the plate (it was eba and egusi soup). It's obvious he was badly hungry and haven't eaten since morning.

Meanwhile, the werey guy took his phone, called the girl he sent 5k to via POS, to inquire if she has received the money. The idiot was like "hello baby have you received the money"? My neighbour and I refused to allow the guy leave the building until he paid for that food he ate. How come you haven't eaten as a guy yet you rushed and sent a girl 5k (a girl who's probably with another guy at the moment?) Just to please her?

You must be joking🤣😂😂😂
This can never be real

They don’t
They have been westernised and brain washed

Girls of this generation ( minus me) are so myopic in thinking, olodo and entitled

Of course church na business
It’s not surprising

I don’t understand some women sha

Here, is your ‘ husband’ maltreating you and you still stay put. What happened to divorce or separation? Or better still disappear and be untraceable?
Some women just want to die inside marriage all for the sake of MRS.
Make she go the police station na, she will never have sense. So the man is her all in all?
She is stupid, and I’m not saying this respectfully
I hate rubbish

Omo
This one loud o

wtf in the name of swallowing is that?

TheWinterBird:
Omg. What happened?!

All I see on him are drips. Nigerian hospitals, all they know how to do is put drips on somebody, mtchew.

What else should they put naaaa

Chai
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
No
Ahhhh
This one touch me oooo
John Okafor
Fvck!!

Acidosis:
Had the same feeling about Burger until I tried Kfc's burger (no tomatoes, spinach, onions, bla bla). Just bread, mayonnaise, and some boneless crispy chicken. Best thing ever 😅

Still it’s overhyped 😤

Chikolo24:
Dear Nairalanders,

My younger brother was diagnosed with HIV when he applied for a stidy visa to canda. Fortunately, he was granted the visa. However he is yet to get health insurance in Canada. I intend traveling there soon and they are asking that I come with his drugs.

Please advise. Can I travel with ARV drugs on his behalf? Are there risks associated?

Please help.

Omo
What a bitter sweet situation, getting a visa and realising you are HIV positive. Omo! Shey he go happy Abi he go sad?

Will that also mean pure water would be 5naira and coaster biscuits would have 7/8/9 pieces in a pack?

Oluwajuwonlo sef

Who has he acknowledged too?

Well Burna boy is not my fave, so I don’t care

Egusi soup
Burger
Chicken and chips

Tiredness
Stress
Movie
Diffuser
Daydreaming of a ‘ never will happen’ love life

Printme1:
I've been using Instagram for a while and I've seen some really really pretty girls.

But now that I think about it, my babe is actually a lot prettier than most of these gram girls.

And that's even when they got the filters on.

Sometimes, I try to push her to these online modeling stuffs.

It takes nothing much other than videoing your face, smiling or eating and stuffs like that.

But she no go ever gree.

Even to snap na wahala. You'll need to practically force this girl to snap picture.

I've never seen anyone sooo pretty and yet so camera shy.

I think she could earn some money or gain some success from these platforms but I just can never convince her to try it.

Tor!
This oga wan use him girlfriend as market item.
Kuku open shop and place her there for people to pay while looking at her.


#jokes

You sure say na the daughter? No be he wife be that
Thought his kids are still small small, at most teenagers

Mikuni:
When I look at the married men around me, I no longer see the need of having a wife.

I discovered something shocking, a few months ago:

Most men die before their wives, and most likely before their children finish university education. Look at your dad's friends, how many of them are still alive to enjoy the fruits of their parental labour?

Before marriage, you go through a lot of stress in choosing the right woman (God help you, if she's not greedy and demanding) you spend a fortune on marriage, only to be 'eating' one type of food till you die. If you're not careful, you go beg for sex tire. You think I'm lying? Ask my neighbor who begs to put the tip of his toothpick inside his wife for just a minute.

Now, you're married, you must provide for the rent, bills, school fees, in-law expenses etc
You must not forget to keep extra savings for health issues for cases like complications in child delivery, antenatal care, naming ceremony, baby materials, clothings etc

If you're unlucky to find yourself in financial difficulty after marriage, pray your wife is the understanding type, else you'd deal with a nagging woman, the type King Solomon told us to avoid staying in the same house with, and rather hide on your rooftop.

If your woman is easily driven to anger, and not rational in thinking, you're in serious trouble. You may end up being stabbed or poisoned. A lot of men have died this way.

So dear men, why waste your time and money? Be smart!

I leave you with this Bible passage: "Wealth and riches are inherited from parents, but a good wife comes only from the Lord."

Whatever rocks your boat
Aje

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Don't be discouraged. People dey wey dey enjoy dia marriage and knw how to manage marrital disputes. Long time?

I still don’t know you

Badmashiii:
You just confirmed op is saying the truth.

You are scared of your breast falling because ashewo still dey your eyes.


If na lie sacrifice your breast for the baby. If e fall e fall. E better say na your baby make am fall no be men hand

Las las your breast no fit stand forever

Make I no just reply you this morning

Serendipity2023:
SMA GOLD is about 30k today because of exchange rates. So are other baby items, food stuffs, transportation, medicals.

While salaries remained constant.

Our mothers managed resources and adjusted between plenty and lack.

I remember when my mum would take me to Ose Okwodu in Onitsha, Anambra, to buy yams, crayfish etc in bulk.
This was to save cost.

In plenty we slaughtered goats and made merry, dried some and kept.
We adjusted in lack.

There was equilibrium.

Some of us grew up taking pap and soy milk garnished with crayfish.

We all turned out fine with skin like miliki and full brain development.

In fact, my elder brother was almost expelled in school for taking too many first positions.

He was so precocious and smart that he declared his teachers du.mb, took SSCE in SS2 and gained admission to study Law at the university.

This same foods nurtured men like Chinua Achebe, Chuba Okadigbo etc.

We were physically fit as well.

WHAT ABOUT WOMEN TODAY?

They can't breastfeed exclusively because they don't want their breasts to fall. Of course, ashawo still dey their eyes.

They would rather feed babies with SMA gold, Aptamil, Peak 123 and nothing else.

No soy, no pap.

Most women today can't cook properly.

Most can't go to market to haggle and buy stuffs.

They would rather stay at home and order at outrageous prices online, further depleting scarce resources of their husbands.

They can't even push out babies because of unhealthy lifestyle and food choices.

They will have to rely on CS Operation and demand for push gifts thereafter as though they gave birth to Messiah.

They want expensive houses, cars, weavons, clothes just to keep up with the jonses and belong, even when their husbands can't afford it.

They end up pushing these men to crimes.

Mtcheew
So no woman birth through the V again, all of them Dey do CS? And what’s wrong with CS? Do you know that there are some reasons like shape of pelvic that suggests a woman has to give birth via CS only , do you also know that the weight of the baby gives reason if the birth should be CS or V? You go just write something wey no get sense

Do you also know that at a stage you need to wean your baby off breast milk, commence them on supplementary and complementary diet? So you no want buy any form of baby food atall? Dey play. Even you wey Dey talk you took probably nan, so because of price na only pap pap you go Dey give your pikin? Dey play

Do you also know some women find it difficult to produce breast milk? So what will your baby be feeding on?pap? You are a joker.

When you want to castigate, reason two ways not just one way.
If cost living don choke you, kuku no born pikin


Na your same type go come post topic’ my wife boobs are saggy, I don’t find them attractive anymore’

Snob them too

Wizzy13:
Hi Nairalanders
I'm so depressed as am typing down this content.
Its all about my relationship with a girl I have been dating since 2021.
on the first day I met this girl she was so amazing, she got all what I needed in a girl. she is cute, brilliant and smart, which were some of the reasons I gave in for the relationship.
things went well for sometimes after 2months I started seeing a character in her wish I didnt want to condole with.
she is so agressive when she is angry and she insult me at any chance she has. am a guy who is easy hearted and I don't like going hard on her.
after every of the scenarios she will come begging and I will forgive her.
As of last month we hard an exams to write and you guys know how university exams are time demanding and being focus and be prepared for the tsunami called exams, I told her we should reduce our time spent together so I will be able to be prepared for the exams cos she can not be of help to me becos of our difference, I am in computer science department and she is in English Education. she got mad at me for such a request and left my place and told me she will be going out with other guys to keep her company, after she left I called and begged her and she was still reluctant after some hours she gave a change and told me to come spend a night in her apartment, I objected BT later gave up and went to see her. In her place that night she was cool with me we were talking and gissiting until the late hours wen I slept off, I was woke up with her taps on my back asking me I should wake, when I was trying to get my self In order she gave me a slap (this is what she likes doing to me) she slaped again it was so painful I was asking her why she did that she gave me again and again I counted it, it was on the 20th I slap her back she pushed me and told me to leave her Huz that night
that I should not get close to her again that she has a new guy already. I left her Huz that night and Neva return, she called after a week to beg for forgiveness I forgive her and told her am not into it again
am tired of the way she was treating me and am happy alone BT she is still disturbing me I can't block her cos I see that as a crime .
pls guys I need an advise.

You see blocking her as a crime?
Tor!
You never ready