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No
Ahhhh
This one touch me oooo
John Okafor
Fvck!!

Acidosis:
Had the same feeling about Burger until I tried Kfc's burger (no tomatoes, spinach, onions, bla bla). Just bread, mayonnaise, and some boneless crispy chicken. Best thing ever 😅

Still it’s overhyped 😤

Chikolo24:
Dear Nairalanders,

My younger brother was diagnosed with HIV when he applied for a stidy visa to canda. Fortunately, he was granted the visa. However he is yet to get health insurance in Canada. I intend traveling there soon and they are asking that I come with his drugs.

Please advise. Can I travel with ARV drugs on his behalf? Are there risks associated?

Please help.

Omo
What a bitter sweet situation, getting a visa and realising you are HIV positive. Omo! Shey he go happy Abi he go sad?

Will that also mean pure water would be 5naira and coaster biscuits would have 7/8/9 pieces in a pack?

Oluwajuwonlo sef

Who has he acknowledged too?

Well Burna boy is not my fave, so I don’t care

Egusi soup
Burger
Chicken and chips

Tiredness
Stress
Movie
Diffuser
Daydreaming of a ‘ never will happen’ love life

Printme1:
I've been using Instagram for a while and I've seen some really really pretty girls.

But now that I think about it, my babe is actually a lot prettier than most of these gram girls.

And that's even when they got the filters on.

Sometimes, I try to push her to these online modeling stuffs.

It takes nothing much other than videoing your face, smiling or eating and stuffs like that.

But she no go ever gree.

Even to snap na wahala. You'll need to practically force this girl to snap picture.

I've never seen anyone sooo pretty and yet so camera shy.

I think she could earn some money or gain some success from these platforms but I just can never convince her to try it.

Tor!
This oga wan use him girlfriend as market item.
Kuku open shop and place her there for people to pay while looking at her.


#jokes

You sure say na the daughter? No be he wife be that
Thought his kids are still small small, at most teenagers

Mikuni:
When I look at the married men around me, I no longer see the need of having a wife.

I discovered something shocking, a few months ago:

Most men die before their wives, and most likely before their children finish university education. Look at your dad's friends, how many of them are still alive to enjoy the fruits of their parental labour?

Before marriage, you go through a lot of stress in choosing the right woman (God help you, if she's not greedy and demanding) you spend a fortune on marriage, only to be 'eating' one type of food till you die. If you're not careful, you go beg for sex tire. You think I'm lying? Ask my neighbor who begs to put the tip of his toothpick inside his wife for just a minute.

Now, you're married, you must provide for the rent, bills, school fees, in-law expenses etc
You must not forget to keep extra savings for health issues for cases like complications in child delivery, antenatal care, naming ceremony, baby materials, clothings etc

If you're unlucky to find yourself in financial difficulty after marriage, pray your wife is the understanding type, else you'd deal with a nagging woman, the type King Solomon told us to avoid staying in the same house with, and rather hide on your rooftop.

If your woman is easily driven to anger, and not rational in thinking, you're in serious trouble. You may end up being stabbed or poisoned. A lot of men have died this way.

So dear men, why waste your time and money? Be smart!

I leave you with this Bible passage: "Wealth and riches are inherited from parents, but a good wife comes only from the Lord."

Whatever rocks your boat
Aje

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Don't be discouraged. People dey wey dey enjoy dia marriage and knw how to manage marrital disputes. Long time?

I still don’t know you

Badmashiii:
You just confirmed op is saying the truth.

You are scared of your breast falling because ashewo still dey your eyes.


If na lie sacrifice your breast for the baby. If e fall e fall. E better say na your baby make am fall no be men hand

Las las your breast no fit stand forever

Make I no just reply you this morning

Serendipity2023:
SMA GOLD is about 30k today because of exchange rates. So are other baby items, food stuffs, transportation, medicals.

While salaries remained constant.

Our mothers managed resources and adjusted between plenty and lack.

I remember when my mum would take me to Ose Okwodu in Onitsha, Anambra, to buy yams, crayfish etc in bulk.
This was to save cost.

In plenty we slaughtered goats and made merry, dried some and kept.
We adjusted in lack.

There was equilibrium.

Some of us grew up taking pap and soy milk garnished with crayfish.

We all turned out fine with skin like miliki and full brain development.

In fact, my elder brother was almost expelled in school for taking too many first positions.

He was so precocious and smart that he declared his teachers du.mb, took SSCE in SS2 and gained admission to study Law at the university.

This same foods nurtured men like Chinua Achebe, Chuba Okadigbo etc.

We were physically fit as well.

WHAT ABOUT WOMEN TODAY?

They can't breastfeed exclusively because they don't want their breasts to fall. Of course, ashawo still dey their eyes.

They would rather feed babies with SMA gold, Aptamil, Peak 123 and nothing else.

No soy, no pap.

Most women today can't cook properly.

Most can't go to market to haggle and buy stuffs.

They would rather stay at home and order at outrageous prices online, further depleting scarce resources of their husbands.

They can't even push out babies because of unhealthy lifestyle and food choices.

They will have to rely on CS Operation and demand for push gifts thereafter as though they gave birth to Messiah.

They want expensive houses, cars, weavons, clothes just to keep up with the jonses and belong, even when their husbands can't afford it.

They end up pushing these men to crimes.

Mtcheew
So no woman birth through the V again, all of them Dey do CS? And what’s wrong with CS? Do you know that there are some reasons like shape of pelvic that suggests a woman has to give birth via CS only , do you also know that the weight of the baby gives reason if the birth should be CS or V? You go just write something wey no get sense

Do you also know that at a stage you need to wean your baby off breast milk, commence them on supplementary and complementary diet? So you no want buy any form of baby food atall? Dey play. Even you wey Dey talk you took probably nan, so because of price na only pap pap you go Dey give your pikin? Dey play

Do you also know some women find it difficult to produce breast milk? So what will your baby be feeding on?pap? You are a joker.

When you want to castigate, reason two ways not just one way.
If cost living don choke you, kuku no born pikin


Na your same type go come post topic’ my wife boobs are saggy, I don’t find them attractive anymore’

Snob them too

Wizzy13:
Hi Nairalanders
I'm so depressed as am typing down this content.
Its all about my relationship with a girl I have been dating since 2021.
on the first day I met this girl she was so amazing, she got all what I needed in a girl. she is cute, brilliant and smart, which were some of the reasons I gave in for the relationship.
things went well for sometimes after 2months I started seeing a character in her wish I didnt want to condole with.
she is so agressive when she is angry and she insult me at any chance she has. am a guy who is easy hearted and I don't like going hard on her.
after every of the scenarios she will come begging and I will forgive her.
As of last month we hard an exams to write and you guys know how university exams are time demanding and being focus and be prepared for the tsunami called exams, I told her we should reduce our time spent together so I will be able to be prepared for the exams cos she can not be of help to me becos of our difference, I am in computer science department and she is in English Education. she got mad at me for such a request and left my place and told me she will be going out with other guys to keep her company, after she left I called and begged her and she was still reluctant after some hours she gave a change and told me to come spend a night in her apartment, I objected BT later gave up and went to see her. In her place that night she was cool with me we were talking and gissiting until the late hours wen I slept off, I was woke up with her taps on my back asking me I should wake, when I was trying to get my self In order she gave me a slap (this is what she likes doing to me) she slaped again it was so painful I was asking her why she did that she gave me again and again I counted it, it was on the 20th I slap her back she pushed me and told me to leave her Huz that night
that I should not get close to her again that she has a new guy already. I left her Huz that night and Neva return, she called after a week to beg for forgiveness I forgive her and told her am not into it again
am tired of the way she was treating me and am happy alone BT she is still disturbing me I can't block her cos I see that as a crime .
pls guys I need an advise.

You see blocking her as a crime?
Tor!
You never ready

Tor
I wonder Wetin Dey marriage wey once upon a time lovers end up terminating their marriage.
O chim

Ogiame:
See as thread quiet like graveyard....


Na only Igbo body dem get power.

swears o
Assuming na fight wey involve Igbo, hands go Dey type letters like craze.


Nkitipa

So the fight is between Hausas and Yorubas
I thought both of them are friends?

Well, Yorubas sha Dey fear Hausas
Na only mouth Yorubas get

Nawa o

So the 30+ ladies in this situation should kill their selves abi

Eiyaaaaaa
When he was running for the position did he not say he is the best candidate? Which one come be it’s not easy

I can’t waste prayer for a demented and Parkinson’s diseased election rigger 🤪

KosiGee:
Beauty: N200
Intelligence: N500
Faithful: N300

That’s how I’ll spend mine. To hell with big boobs and big azz.

Genevieve is beautiful. She’s well made without big azz
Stephanie Okereke is beautiful and well made without big azz and cosy Orjiakor boobs

Mitchel Ihezue is beautiful, tall and elegant. She doesn’t have big boobs and big azz. Kate Henshaw is beautiful, slim and athletic without big azz and big boobs. Rita Dominic is beautiful and class without big azz….To hell with big azz and big boobs. What’s the obsession with those??

In fact if big boobs and big azz go for N50, I’ll still choose the women above.

Aaaaawn
#justiceforwomenweynogetbigazzandbigbreast 💪🏾

All these OG that wants to continue to remain relevant
Rest in Jesus name Eedris, e do… hiaaaa

This is gradually turning into mental health disorder o

Wetin?
You don go, we no remember you again. No be by force

Jennyclay:
If men can be praising us like this, sending us money every time and taking good care of us, Honestly there won’t be problem.

We ladies (old and young) like flattering words that would make our head swell and blush. We like to be pampered like eggs and carried like a pot made of clay.

In this time and age, no Dey bank on men to ‘ take care of you ‘
Go make your money

So what will be the outcome of the protest?

Damian911:
Don't worry revolution is imminent, it will soon appear as headline in major Papers around the world. Fingers crossed

😂🤣🤣
Your statement appears like a 5 years old who cries out with ‘ I will tell my mummy for you and she will beat you, you will see’ after the other person has offended him or her. You will be fine.

Still Igbos should be quiet.

Damian911:
Well-done Aunty
You dey Yorkshire abi Isle of Man dey insult person wey dey struggle with spiralling inflation not to protest so he should keep enduring the bullshit from government and the government themselves keep doing worse. I don know the kind of person wey you be. A very nice lady

Oya protest and let’s see the outcome
You okay now?

Assuming say na Nigeria themed video now

All these yeye men wey full NL for don use curse kill the girl
Thought y’all say non Nigerian girls are the best
Ndi Isi nmebi

But I feel this video is staged, you get HIV and you are this cool. I trust Nigerian Yoruba men, them for don curse then beat you join, while the Igbo men for don throway you for outside use you do public show.

nabiz:
I dont like tinubu but I have noticed something. I am suspecting that the northern oligarchy mainly the fulanis are the one sabotaging/fighting Tinubu's government. This people have been in government for year without doing anything in Nigeria. They are very rich and powerful. Something must be going on which we don't know.
Tinubu must be fighting to stop their agenda. Are they fighting Tinubu because he wants to tampered with the constitution, example state police which will put and end their conquering agender, i know there are more to it.

As I said, I dont like Tinubu because of the way he became president but he has good intentions for Nigeria. He may not be the messiah but he will make way for the messiah by curtailing the power of the oligarchy who have been holding this country for ransom.This group are very powerful and you can never pls them.. they always want their way in everything

My advice is that the indigenous Nigerian from North to South should rally round and support Tinubu. Tinubu may be fighting a war that many of us are not seeing and if we don't support him he may back down or they may use military to remove him given the reason that he is on able to govern Nigeria.

As earlier said. I dont like Tinubu. I did not vote for him. But I know it is the will of God for Tinubu to be a president. God can use anybody. The same people that are fighting him use him against Jonathan, but from today I will support him. I will endure with him.

Chai!
Eiyaaaaa

And na true o
The will of God don Dey confused
True true… he is fighting the war wey we no dey see.. chai!

Fellow Nigerians let us not complain again, and allow the will of God to manifest in Nigeria, he never begin Dey manifest.

Shey the Emir is Tinubu ni?

Cyberterror:
Southeast are more into Biafra and Ipob fetish. They are not true Nigerians. They only want Nigerian presidency so that they can break up the country.

Exactly
Won’t you want to do away with those Biafra and Ipob fetish people?

Nkitipa…