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Semaj77:
You're not even denying it , shameless person

Na you be shameful person na


Inukwa

I should deny what sef?
So by me denying it means my denial is true? I asked a simple question and you are saying I can’t deny it. You Dey okay?

1800s:
How many of you had always thought this animal was poisonous? (I did). Though from its appearance you'd think this animal is poisonous because of its resemblance to a snake, Well, this animal isn't poisonous. This is a skink, a lizard belonging to the Scincidae, a family in the infraorder Scincomorpha.

Tor
No be salamander again?

Coolestguy2023:
But if reverse was the case, you people will say men are scum.

This your accusation is not about gender, rest!

If your woman somehow loses her lower parts, and upper limbs will you stay?


And yes…. Majority of Men are actually SCUM

Coolestguy2023:
Can never be a Nigerian girl

You fit stay??

You go tell your daughter or sister to stay?

If they are so religious they shouldn’t attend elections and exams fixed on Saturdays na… simple

Why affect the whole nation because of your belief?
If your belief no want make you write exam on Saturday no write, go to church…simple
This one no be matter of Court

zhike:
The is a research that shows that Nigerians drink less milk.
For example South Africans or Kenyans drink average 8 cups of milk per week.
NIGERIANS DRINK AVERAGE OF 1 CUP OF MILK PER DAY.

That’s why we are Nigerians

Weretuntun:
Was relaxing today at my home.,when my friend came,looking sorrowful and worried.
I ask him,what is the problem,after first, he denied that, no problem,but after let him know,that a problem shared,is problem half-solved,
He told me that,his aged parent is still having sex with each other,and he didnot know how to stop, from killing themselve with sex.
I am short of words.,that is why i shared it on this faceless forum.
Cos i am dumbfounded now.

He should let them be
Is it written anywhere that the elderly shouldn’t have sex?

EreluRoz:
Few years back this man tried to make advances at me but was not bold enough to do so but he kept gifting me different things and crediting my account of which I never asked for. He was familiarizing with people around me and comes to our house to greet my mom because he lives nearby, will call me to greet me before going and all those unnecessary famzing. But he never had that boldness to ask me out.

On my part I never demanded anything from him and whenever I want to reject his gifts and cash I couldn't because it always comes at the right time. I can't count the number of times I have sworn never to accept his gifts and cash but never for once did I keep to my words because he's gifted in sending cash and gifts at the perfect time.

This man is very unattractive to me, like that man you'll not even want anybody to see you standing with , so it has never even crossed my mind to have anything with him. So I summoned courage one day and text him to stop all those univited visits and stop wasting his time because I can never date someone like him(I was young and said some nasty things I regretted later) and unfortunately his cousins saw my nasty message to him, told others and they all wear this scornful looks whenever they see me as I later learnt my message caused problems in their house. Well, he stopped coming to our house, he relocated to a new place as I learnt he got a job that took him away from our location.

I never felt remorseful about all I did to him till recently as I'm now older and wiser. So, I was somewhere doing something and he also came there and saw me first, I was expecting a very cold reaction from him but he immediately came over and was very happy to see me, started gisting and all that, I gave him attention just to make up for my earlier bad attitude, I apologized over how I treated him and he said it's nothing that he's not holding anything against me as I was very young then. Before I say jerk he went to his car and gave me some bundles of cash, requested for my account number and he won't even accept my refusal to give him. So that's how this man resumed sending me money again, infact he's obviously now richer because if I mentioned the alert I always receive from this man nobody will believe me here. I narrated everything to my brother because he knew all I did to him back then, my brother started calling him fool which I felt bad and cautioned him to stop.

Now this man has not made any advances or wooed me but he's already acting more than a partner, infact I feel so guilty each time I see his alerts and calls. God knows I can never date him but I'm beginning to be so uncomfortable with all these. Let me not lie, it's so hard to reject his money as it usually comes at the right time.

Let me also add that he later got married but his wife left him few years into their marriage.

Honestly I'm tired and want to be free from all these.

Please am I at fault here? Or is he God sent to ease me at my times of need? Why am I feeling so guilty even though I have never requested anything from him?
Am I in trouble and what will be the end result of all these?

Well they say it’s tit for tat
Give and take
Sow and reap
Chop and clean mouth
You get?

You get??


Do you know why his wife left him?

Negroid001:
Was in talking stage with this shima. Decided to take things up a notch. Invited her to go swimming and she deflected it. Said she prefers eatery.
I believe since I'm the one with the funds, i should be calling the shots and not her.

So your first date idea is ‘ go swimming’
Really?

Hiaaaaa

julietmatters:
I'm from United Kingdom...I just found out about my husband cheating on me with a co-worker! We’ve been married for 4 years now with 3 kids with lots of amazing moments together, i wanted to leave, but i love him so much. we are both still young and very attractive. but i want my husband, my friend, and the father of my beautiful children. how do i get past the thought of another woman having my husband? Not my fiancé, not my boyfriend, but my husband! i still love him even though he thinks i want to leave i really want him to do better and stop me before i walk out! my husband told me that he doesn’t feel loved anymore, just because of this co-worker he has be cheating on me with, that he wants a divorce, i was devastated, heart broken i begged him to listen to me that we can work it out like we always do, but he didn’t listen, he told me that he met someone that loves and understands him, i begged him to consider our kids but he didn't listen. he left and i was frustrated, i began searching for help and answers, then i heard about a man that can Cast a spell to remind him of all the things we have been through together and bring him back to me, at first I was scared then i decided to give it a try, and like magic my husband came back, apologize and begging for forgiveness, thanks to DR Timan I’m posting this to help people with similar issues. You can contact him via his email (drtiman0@gmail.com ) for help too. i give you 100% guarantee that he will help you.) Text him on +1 (614) 349-8185

Can Dr Timan cast a spell on Tinubu??

Of course it won’t work out na with him Yeye character

Na e be say women no go marry again na
Like as if her father had that much when her mum married him
Some of these ladies that do BBL end up loosing their sense to their butt, wtf!
So in her head now that thing she said makes sense
My gender can be so rubbish sometimes
Firstly she should compare the statistics of men earning 800k that are single and ready for marriage to the statistics of women that are single and ready for marriage
Must every woman use wig

No be this girl wey her BBL nyash been Dey shift and fall for BBN house? Wey no even get Wetin to showcase for the house, forming stupid accent.

Flying in the night

God Abeg o
Dear future husband don’t even try to entertain this thought talk more of doing it.

Weretuntun:
i visited my in-laws.they received me warmly,.and things were going smooth,.until her father ask of my tribe,
and said yoruba,he gotten angry and said over his dead body.

So?
What do you now want?
Advice? Or what?

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
I have traveled to many countries in the world and I am wondering if Nigerian women are good in bed at all, the reason for this is I see Nigerian guys running and killing themselves for foreign women and women form some African countries especially southern African countries East African countries.


Recently I saw a Nigerian guy which was saying that the women from Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire and Liberia are very sweet. I would like to know What is happening Would the Nigerian women That even their own men and foreign men Do not even look at them or work with them..

I have met a lot of Nigerian guys abroad especially in the UK euro and America praising and chasing black women from some African countries but not their own women.

Please can somebody help me out with answering this

They won’t chase after Nigerian women because they know their modus operandi, all their gimmicks.



1,2,3…Action!

So guys that put on darker colours ain’t gay? Dey play

E go shock you say person like very dark man wey like to Dey wear black na gay.

uzomakanaki:
Good day Nairalanders.

What could make a lady date her fiancee's colleague? I'm done with ladies for now. This a bad experience.

I got a job for my now ex fiancee in the organisation where I work. We dated for 2 years. She was posted to a different branch office not far from mine.

A year on the job I began hearing rumours that she's going out with a senior colleague of mine in the same office with me. Those that I heard it from didn't know we were dating.

I confronted her and she denied it. I was not comfortable with her response, and one day she came to spend the weekend with me, I decided to go through her chat, I could not believe what I saw in her chat with this guy in question.

They've gone far to the extent of having sex with themselves which was said in the chat.

The next morning I confronted her with evidences of what I saw in her chat with my colleague, she became furious that I had no right to check her chat, with no sign of remorse. I was broken and at that point ended the relationship.

I've requested for a transfer out of that branch, cos I want to deal with this guy. Cos he's fully aware we were dating and have met us on different occasion outside.

Since the break up with my ex, he has been avoiding me in the office.

I never saw a dirty attitude in her at the early stage of our relationship, I never knew I was ready to marry a full blown LovePeddler who's looking for a platform to sell herself.

But for the guy I'll deal with him.

All these Una relationship wahala sef

Sirchiboy:
Nothing dey una body ok

Na for Una pangolo something come Dey? Dey play

jeromestarks:
Expect your neighbours, cousins, friends and relatives who ran out of Nigeria to run back empty-handed in few months.

They spoke I'll of Nigeria and Japa. Now they will japada.


Repeat after me. Say " No place like home"

Why not wish good for everyone in diaspora
Must you show your envious spirit upandan🤦🏾‍♀️
God forbid to your prayer

Sirchiboy:
...
Chioma what is your problem?

You for call me chinasa

I can’t remember seeing iwo road like this some 5-9years ago o
Wetin happen?

Them marry Abi them never marry?

Wetin concern me if them no pose well?
Nigerians always drinking paracetamol for another person headache

Sirchiboy:
Na our stupid dick when no dey think or use him number 6 dey deceive us.
Nothing dey there.
Na just infections

You don philander finish come see say nothing they there again😂😂😂
Abi you don catch infection?

Skooltynz:
i mean what happens to psalm 23,is the lord no longer your shephard,and why are they scared of death is heaven not a beautiful place are they scared of heaven again too many unexplained mysteries.

😂🤣🤣
Because them no wan die
But, these men are ‘ holy’ and are saturated with the blood of Jesus, so why would they even be scared of dying? Shebi if they die them go go heaven, Abi them never Dey ready to go to heaven?# thinkingoutloud

Multiversed:
Anyone please can identify this dog breed.

Ojuyobo

Ilamina:
They speak French

That's they are so strong and overcome all the obstacles in their country

Nigeria should make french our official language

English sucks

Same mentality
To still use another language as official language, when you visit Spain you will say France sucks
Why not promote your OWN language?

Peace

Jewessgratitud3:
My line was barred last weekend and I've been receiving warning on other one I'm still managing at the moment. I did my NIN some three , four years ago and linked my both lines ( or so I thought) but for some stupid reasons and the Nigerian factor, my line was barred. I was later told that what I have is not valid that it was BVN generated. I was annoyed. So after I got barred, I went to the NIMC office and was given an appointment for next month.

Now, since the other network is seriously warning me to get my line linked and this time I don't want to be caught unawares because the appointment date is still far, I told my idowu to help me use her NIN to get a line I can be using in case anything happens before I get my NIN issue resolved, she outrightly turned me down claiming my immediate elder sister told her to avoid doing such things because of fraud and that if any issue comes up with my line, she'll be the running around to resolve it and she doesn't have that time.
I now said my elder sister was referring to outsiders abi shey na me wan defraud you nii.. this girl said no. That she doesn't want any fraud connected to her. I just told her to forget and stop explaining I don't wanna hear it.

Please does she have a point or Im the one not being reasonable here? I mean.. Im her sister and she knows I will never do anything shady that will implicate her. Omo I just weak.

Does she really have a point here? Are they valid?

Maybe you are a fraudster na

Viper000:
Abeg make una dey wash una nyash well wit water after using the toilet especially ladies.

Tissue paper is not enough to clean ur nyash properly. I no talk say tissue paper no good but always use water along side with tissue paper and wash ur hands wit soap.

There’s this girl I’ve been crushing on, she came over to my place, she av a nice big curvy ass, i like chubby girls. I entertained her well and we started to do-the-do…. We started with missionary style as I switched to doggy position and abt to do the thing, the next thing I saw was dried particles of poo in her asshole, I jst hated myself for having sex with her.. my dick flat sharp sharp. I stop sex.

The girl was like babe I’m feeling u so what happen, why did u stop.. I didn’t even tell her becus she might get angry.. they hate to take corrections.

I think she poo in her house before coming over to my place and I guess she used jst tissue paper to wipe her ass.

If u enter my toilet u go see hand sanitizer and dettol soap, if I use toilet I dey wash my nyash thoroughly wit water, then I wash and sanitize my hands. If I wan bath sef, I scrub my nyash and preeq well, I dey wear my boxers once a day. I no like dirtiness.

You for tell am say shi.t dey her ny.ash na
Then tell am to use water wash the ny.ash so you go continue from where Una stop.
2 minutes man osim shit Dey ny.ash

FreeStuffsNG:
https://punchng.com/no-more-leave-of-absence-for-health-workers-relocating-abroad-fg/

See painMENT

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When will they address salaries of nurses and how to curb quakery in nursing?

Nkitikpa