₦airaland Forum

MAYOWAAK: Africans imagine this if you can:

Imagine that a Beautiful Virgin African woman from Ghana or Nigeria went to Jerusalem, Rome or Mecca and proclaim that, “I am the mother of god” or, “I am the mother of the son of god” also, “It was god who impregnated me” and, “all of you ungodly people and all of your offspring will worship and respect my very black African son of god forever, because salvation is of the Africans”

What do you think the Jews, the Caucasians & the Arabs would say & do to this beautiful African Queen, even if she was telling them the truth?

I will let you Africans answer that question for yourself.

My question to you my fellow Africans, is, why don’t you treat this unknown Jewish woman and her outlandish story in the same manner that you know that the Jews, Caucasians, & Arabs, would treat our Beautiful Virgin African Queen and her story?

WAKE UP AFRICA, DO UNTO THEM AND THEIR STORIES AS THEY WOULD DO UNTO YOURS!!!

The things of the Spirits are beyond human comprehension. That is why you believe that there is life after death even if you have not seen or thought of as to how?, why? or even where?

YOU NEED TO WAKE UP BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

Not sure how you became the judge. Your opinion is Yours. Keep it to yourself!

Afam4eva: What are their crimes?

They passed a fraudulent N28B supplementary budget to cover stolen funds by Kwankwaso. Accessory to crime. How do you approve a supplementary budget of N28B when you have only ONE WEEK of 2013 left? Is that not questionable? We want to fight corruption and for the rest of the year and 2014, it would be tackled headlong. They have no immunity unlike their boss. Corruption must be attacked from all fronts as requested by OBJ!

[quote author=Ngene-Ukwenu]2/10 for being man enough to put up a reply even though he failed to address any of the alleged criminal acts.

On the last note:

If care is not taken, Jonathan would wake up one day to find out that only Igbo and Ijaw with a handful of 'alatenuje' SS would remain as members of PDP[/quote]Yes! And with them, he would still defeat his opponents as in the past! Truth is no real bigwig has left PDP. All those leaving have little or no followerships and control NOTHING in their states. The only bigwig that one can see is Bukola Saraki. Even at that, the grip the Sarakis have on Kwara may slip this time around as the old Saraki is gone. At least the Offa example is still fresh.

rusher14: Wow!

To think i was there last Friday (20/12/2013) and it was same ol' same ol'.

The report says this all happened on the 21st.

I would like to believe this transformation took place over a 12hr. period.

Now, that would be remarkable.

Truth is you were NOT there! I was particularly amazed at the transformation as I passed there on 21/12/2013. Guy I passed through Heathrow, Pearson in Toronto, there is practically not much difference. We have actually grown in this area. Truth be told, I saw for the first time in my life an organized immigration process at MMIA. Fantastic! Someone else commended the transformation while on queue.
Please visit the place, unfortunately except you are traveling out, you cannot cross the gate. The tiling are all granite and marble with fine sculptures. My only fear is maintenance but as for improvement, this is G O O D ! The shop are being made to international standards.
If you have not been out there do not jus post nonsense.

Robertbh: Yes he has tried but we need change...... Simple
His government is too corrupt

Change to what?? Where is the corruption? The ones being decanted by the accuser?
Wake p guy. Support this transformation move. If OBJ did half of these in 12yrs, we would be a good country.

Guy without pushing, my family is in Canada and I am going to meet them in two days time. If you truly mean to relocate, send me your email address and I will link you to the firm I used for immigration. It is not a quick dash process though, you need to be truthful with all your documentations and be ready to wait for about 12 - 18 months (though process is being simplified of late).

With your current pay, I am sure you should have at least N3-N4mn to show as required funds for your family. I am sure someone has also sent you the link (http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/index.asp). But please, if you have any investment here (especially property), keep them and let them be earning you income. You are at liberty to come back after all these hullabaloo and letter writing and the build ups. God save Naija!

It was all over the news that his wife filed for a divorce and he went to twitter to express his happiness

Just wondering why this is on FP!

Von Bismark: germany and portugal

Ronaldo for carry correct bag na!

The NIPOST is a disaster when it comes to sending parcel outside the shores of this country. I am currently facing a bitter experience after I sent a parcel to Canada since November 1, 2013. I used NIPOST because I was sending food stuff and some other items to my family in Canada. As I will be going over there and I felt that I could lighten my luggage by sending some items in advance. My parcel was handed over to the NIPOST team at Ikeja General Post Office. They had promised me that the parcel will get to Canada in eight days. As I write, 23 days after, the parcel has not been delivered.

The biggest challenge is that the NIPOST officials in Nigeria keep lying about the whereabout of the items. I have been to the International Postal Office at NAHCO shed all to no avail. I have done all I could; called their Customer care, who are so rude and always giving excuses that the network is down. It is either there is NO LIGHT or NETWORK IS SLOW, etc. They are not serious there.

As a last resort, I contacted Canada Post and online chat confirm the following gory details to me:

i. Parcel I delivered to NIPOST on 01/11/2013 was actually shipped on 13/11/2013
ii. Contrary to NIPOST claims that parcels are air-freighted, they are actually sea-freighted
iii. Contrary to the 8 days assured, Canada Post indicated that parcel would take over four - six weeks to deliver

My challenges are that some of the things I packed inside the parcel would go bad due to dampness and the delay in delivery.

Have you experienced same? What did you do? Can I sue NIPOST? I need honest advice as I am sure that these people must have lost many parcels in the past. If you have been affected, you can also contribute.

SUMMARY:

i. G7 should distance themselves from APC

ii. Yorubas have an eye on 2019 presidency and want to adopt the Action Group plan of 1959 election

iii. APC is a YORUBA PARTY and it is a vehicle to try and win the heart of the North towards 2019

iv. Buhari is a back stabber! And should not be trusted.

v. Ekwueme miscalculated in his self hate for the North on his supposed 1987 presidential slot

vi. Read to get the rest

SUMMARY: Buhari is a back stabber!

Eziachi: Why this structures doesn't work for Senate, Rep and other elections I Don't Know. Mistery.

The structures are there. Ngige won the senate when ACN was thought to be a neutral party (in fact seen to have supported GEJ's election), not abusive to the president and the easterners as is seen after APC was formed. Now on merging with CPC to form APC, that love changed due to the characteristic attitude of APC leadership to the SE & SS. Preferring to refer to SS & SE as irrelevant and of less important. Worse still the Fashola action or deportation. I was so disappointed at Fashola's supposed apologies, preferring to insinuate that it was meant to satisfy those who are politicizing the matter. Truth be told, in Nigeria today, APC CANNOT win in the SE & SS, that is why I pity Rochas and Amaechi. Just same way it is impossible for APGA to win in SW (even if you present a Fashola as APGA candidate in Lagos).
mark my word, as soon as Oshomole leaves, APC would be sacked in Edo State. APC is seem as a party formed to stop GEJ and enthrone a Northern agenda. It is up to you to accept or reject it, but time will tell!

[quote author=tha_originator]is high time anything PDP gets burnt down! Operation Destroy PDP! Burn em down! Burn em up! Burn em out! Evil people![/quote]You ehhh! GEJ is too lenient with some of us! Freedom of speech comes with responsibilities. If it was Abacha's era you would not spew such!! Some of us think that being behind a laptop is enough reason to make unnecessary and unguarded assertions.

We should all be aware that our privacy can easily be compromised by security operatives. If you doubt, visit Lekki/ikate Roundabout ajah road lagos or call phone number 08099167772 or pin 284532D7 to confirm.

josh4ever: The British COLD!

Na that day wey I know say my Naija AC na pupil

Guy no bi small! You need to experience it in Canada, Naija AC go be toddler na!

Donmams: Men! Buhari is going to have a hard time finding enough jail cells to put all of these gov't thieves in 2015!

Real DREAMER!! Not only BUHARI, but BOMBHARI
Fresh air till 2019

Clerverly: And this yeye Man won't stop embarrassing us!

And if one would ask, where exactly is the embarrassment?? You haters are a sorry story!

This president shows articulation that many of you do not possess.

By the way, where were your parents when GEJ rose to become president? Think about that and stop insulting achievers.

Goodluck

spongeback: Old Testament, in the New Testament Jesus tore the curtain in the temple which signifies liberty. You can come worship God just as you are in spirit and in truth.

Please, read your Bible and apply each text in context. Matt 5 v 17 - 18 answeres it thus:

17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. 18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. 19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

These are the WORDS of Jesus concerning the Law and the Prophets.

chukwudi44: 25% of 2/3 of the states +the FCT. Only the igbos living in 24 states should be enough to give him this figure before you even start talking about the SS or northern xtians.

The state Governors do not control INEC or the police and army and can do nada!! What happened to amaechi on thursday should just be the tip of the ice berb.

He was told my a common policemen "I do not take orders from civillians" I wonder how he intends to control the elections without exerting any control on the police,army or INEC.

Governors are powerless when it comes to National elections

'Governors are powerless when it comes to National elections' YOU ARE CORRECT! Their power ends with SIEC

Adshol: The one and most important factor to consider is their ability to make PROMPT AND RESPONSIVE CLAIMS PAYMENT, most of these companies you mentioned above do not have enough REINSURANCE CAPACITY hence, the capacity to pay huge claims very limited.

In Insurance what matter most is INTEGRITY - in LEADWAY ASSURANCE our WORD is our BOND.Prompt Claims Payment;Excellent Customer Service; over 40years of excellent service delivery with proven integrity. DARE TO MAKE YOUR ENQUIRY!....Still LEADING all the way...others follow.

However, I applied for and paid premium for Family comfort plan since March 2013 and up till now, no policy!

Tusky44: GEJ you are wounding APC o. See the kind of uppercut you have given them in just one week. Haba! the SW and North scrambled to form APC with one eye on the oil in SS & SE. They made haste to promise 40000MW of electricity by 2020 but have now seen that that problem is already fixed.

GEJ FOR 2015 - 2019

IGBO FOR 2019 - 2027

AKWAIBOM FOR 2027 - 2035

BENIN FOR 2035 - 2043

HAUSA OR YORUBA - IN TOUGH BATTLE TO GAIN CONTROL OF WHAT IS LEFT OF PARTS OF FORMER NIGERIA 2043

IGBO NATION - WORLD POWER 2043 - 3043

JESUS COMES - 3043

IGBOS, AKWAIBOM, CROSS RIVERS, OTHER LOYAL MINORITY - ASCEND WITH JESUS TO HEAVEN TO LIVE FOREVER HAPPY

APC & THEIR MEMBERS (CAN'T MENTION THE TRIBES) + SUPPORTERS - MISSED THE LOUD HORN AND ARE FACE WITH THE BEAST WHO EAT THEM UP ONE-BY-ONE



SHOUT HALLELUJAH

YOU ARE CRAZY YAAA!!!

Tusky44: GEJ you are wounding APC o. See the kind of uppercut you have given them in just one week. Haba! the SW and North scrambled to form APC with one eye on the oil in SS & SE. They made haste to promise 40000MW of electricity by 2020 but have now seen that that problem is already fixed.

GEJ FOR 2015 - 2019

IGBO FOR 2019 - 2027

AKWAIBOM FOR 2027 - 2035

BENIN FOR 2035 - 2043

HAUSA OR YORUBA - IN TOUGH BATTLE TO GAIN CONTROL OF WHAT IS LEFT OF PARTS OF FORMER NIGERIA 2043

IGBO NATION - WORLD POWER 2043 - 3043

JESUS COMES - 3043

IGBOS, AKWAIBOM, CROSS RIVERS, OTHER LOYAL MINORITY - ASCEND WITH JESUS TO HEAVEN TO LIVE FOREVER HAPPY

APC & THEIR MEMBERS (CAN'T MENTION THE TRIBES) + SUPPORTERS - MISSED THE LOUD HORN AND ARE FACE WITH THE BEAST WHO EAT THEM UP ONE-BY-ONE



SHOUT HALLELUJAH

YOU ARE CRAZY YAAA!!!

Sincerely, except you are in the Spirit, you CANNOT understand the things of the Spirit! Bros and Sis, pray for the endowment of the Spirit and would be caught in the Spirit, then you would understand that speaking in tongues is not 'gibbersish' and 'jabbersih' as you stated.

Is Amaechi a reakky seadog (pirate confra) member?? Little wonder Soyinka supports him. We can now see who is beating the drum for him

Please, I hope Amaechi is preparing to hand over from South Africa or anywhere far from Nigeria after the completion of his tenor in office. Because, if he stays in Rivers a day after he completes his second term, well he would be worse treated than Ibori.

For all of you castigating GEJ for Amaechi's woes, imagine if Fashola was to turn against Tinubu Odili is presently to Rivers politics what Tinubu is to Lagos politics! Whether you like it or not, this is the BITTER TRUTH.

My advice to Amaechi is to abandon this reckless drive that is being conducted for him by APC & Northerners politicians who are bent on dividing the SS & SE votes. After all these recklessnes, he would come home to roost!

My question is; WHERE WOULD BE HOME?

lateef4me: I don't care the outcome of their meeting ,but I don't wanna see Buhari's candidancy come 2015 cos his eventual loss at the post will make baboons soak in blood !

TRUE

He who brings an ant infested firewood to his 'ubi' should be ready to receive lizards as visitors - Arrow of God (Chinua Achebe of bessed memory)[b][/b]

Hello Nairalanders, I got this shameful email from fellow Nigerians. Please, let us name and shame all those who damage our image due to fraudulent activities. Note one guys name perhaps you would know him:

OYEWO MUYIWA - THIS GUY IS 419ner and should be cooling his feet at EFCC cell!

The frauduent email reads:

"WESTERN UNION INSTALLMENT PAYMENT OF $5,500USD/ MTCN (9865871241) Available For Pick Up FROM WESTERN UNION INSTALLMENT PAYMENT ONLY. TO recipients Show Details FromWESTERN UNION INSTALLMENT PAYMENT ONLY. Western Union Money Transfer@
Email:dailypickup_westerndepartment@yahoo.co.jp
Website: www.westernunion.com
Motto: In God We Trust!!!

WESTERN UNION INSTALLMENT PAYMENT ONLY.

Firstly, I must start by apologizing for the delay in response to you and for not contacting you since the begining of the new year.

This email is coming to you in regards to your fundS that you have been unable to claim due to your lack of co-operation in the past. This organization has decided to make it know to you that the funds in your ATM been cleared into an screw account and that you will be receiving your fund through the fastest means of money transfer in the world.

Since you have not been able to claim you fundS that has been with us for a very long time, we have to call back your ATM CARD and make arrangement alternatively to transfer your fund instrumentally through Western Union Money Transfer here today which has been programmed to be transferred understatement at rate of $5,500 daily as Western Union laws here does not allow transferring funds above $5,500 at once from this country to another, but we will be sending under installment of $5,500 daily till the amount of $2.5 Million usd is completely Paid to you as the beneficiary of the ATM CARD in question.

In other words, We have today transferred your first instalment payment ( $5,500) available for your pickup at any western union office nearest to you, but still on hold due to the unpaid endorsement & daily activation file fee amount of $200 that you are supposed to pay before your daily transfer will be made available to you. You will pickup the bellow installment at any western union office nearest to you with bellow information's as soon as you submit the $200 endorsement & daily activation file fee. You can track your first instalment payment with the Western Union tracking number 1-800-325-6000 or through the western union global website so as for you to know that the money is available for pick up (but will not be released you without the file activation fee of $200).

Your Payment Details:

MTCN:9865871241
SENDERS NAME...ONOCHIE IKECHUKWU
SENDERS COUNTRY... Lagos/ Nigeria
TEXT QUESTION.... IN GOD
TEXT ANS... WE TRUST
AMOUNT... $5,500.00.

The endorsement & daily activation file fee of $200 should be sent to our office here in care to our accounting officer through MONEY GRAM Money Transfer nearest to you.

You are to send the endorsement activation charges with the information below.

Receivers Name: OYEWO MUYIWA.
Address: #4989 gibson tower. Abuja, Nigeria
Amount: $200
Text Question: COLOR?
Answer: YELLOW.

As soon as you send the fee, send us the transfer/Reference # to help us proceed with immediate transfer activation of your first installment payment Notice: This preference is being given to you to our good name and also to make sure we get your fund paid to you with no complication of things or delay.

Note: the Activation Fees could not be deducted from the fund in the ATM CARD as we have no access to the fund due to the Fact that it was placed in an escrew account Please submit your Activation charges with the name of our accounting officer as given to you and get back to this office with details of your payment for further actions here.

To avoid complication of things, you are advise to treat this payment as urgent as possible so we can proceed with the activation of your first installment so you can get it picked up in any nearest Western Union Money Transfer outlet near you on time to avoid any internet scam hacking of the Mtcn that is given to you above.

Treat As Urgent and get back to this office with receipt of your payment for fast procedures here.
Thanking you for your Anticipated Co-operations.

Respectfully Yours.
Ms. Sarah Clayton.
Payment Department


Federal Ministry of Finance Inconjuction with Western Union Office@"

‘I DREAMT THAT BUHARI BECAME NIGERIAN PRESIDENT!’

Unfortunately I was day-dreaming

At least, they are 1st on this

Chrisbenogor: "Naim Jesus fall in the canoe with him pallies"
Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"
Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove naim yawa come gas"
Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind"
Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter"
Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples were now afraid and they shouted master master"
Akpomiemie: "naim liver drop him pallies, dem begin hala bros bros"
Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calm down the wind"
Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus rise and arrange the yawa"
Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, you are men of little faith"
Akpomiemie: Na so Jesus look him pallies, shake him head and say UNA FALL MY HAND"

Your trully a jester!!!