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bedspread:
JESUS!!!! This guy is bad oooo
These are not Modelling photos o... This is Redesigning of a Human Structure...

WOW! :oo


Mehn! She should go forThanksgiving abeg! She has dodged untimely death!

Not all men are marriageable.
God!

ElsonMorali:
I suspect the op is using two monikers to troll. Otherwise what's the big deal if your wife joins Nairaland. Or is Seun dashing Nairalanders money ni?

I wonder o


She's gf. Not even wife sef

Na so babe hard am to get ?

We wey get our own boo, should we announce it on TV?

Pusyiter:
OK, but these yahoo men, hope say?anyway, for your sake, I fit catch grenade

Be calm jor!
Smiles

Nothing dey happen with the yahoo guys... Ok have removed your email from my quote ..so u can edit and remove it *grins*




Expect a mail from me in 2sec

Pusyiter:
Oh oh, use any medium to reach me since your pm ain't working. I no fit put my number here for security reason. Lol
I dey WhatsApp.

OK that's true . but how about your email!?

Pipedreams:
Weak ass man. You wan kpai over woman wey no send your sorry ass? Men need to be polygamists like our forefathers. If wife 2 fxcks up, you switch to wife 7 for more love. Akamu

He was a gold digger and he cheated on her like crazy!
She couldn't take his cheating ways anymore , and she realized he never loved her but married her for his selfish gold digging purpose.
He thought her love for him has no expiring date but he got the shock of his life.

No one is indispensable!

She called it quits and divorce him.

So Not all polygamists have it easy in their homes .

I will say he doesnt have luck in gold digging !

Lol

I don't pity him one bit! He got served !

When they got married , I just knew their marriage won't last from day one! And I was like ? Of all men ! Na Eddy, her brain tell her choose? Gosh!

Pusyiter:
No problem. People like you are rare. I no get una plenty but I can go the extra. No wahala when my I enter Eko, I go holler you. Don't use BBM but would relate make we yarn.

Aww that's nice of you.

How about watsapp?
If you are on watsapp? Send me your number and i will add u.
My pm is not working .I can't access my mails .

Pusyiter:
I dey feel you my dear. Money and favor fall on us as rain dey fall for ground.
For back biters, no mind dem na back dem go always dey.
Thanks. Knowing that you dey myside is worth more than Davido 30 billion.

Amen! @ money and favour !


Thanks for understanding dear . I dey your side, kampe!
30billoin dollars fall on us as well! Amen!

But lemme ask? When are u coming to lag?
Or better still, Check my signature for my bbm, let's chat.

Pusyiter:
Happy new month Vickie. I dey miss you o. You dey hide ne?

Aww :DD
Thanks dear, happy new month! More money fall on us! Amen!

Am fine dear ..You know month just start, so am on low key before bad belle people online go click my mentions and start looking for my mouth ! Then round of arguements Nd curses will begin.

So am jejely reading comments
I can't shout biko!

I must blow this month!

I bind distractions of any kind on nairaland , amin Jesu!
Hows weekend paddy mi?

Pipedreams:
Lol ur a woman sure ul say I sound bitter. Only a rationale male would understand that getting married to this present dispensation of ladies that social media and selfishness has wrecked is a recipe for disaster. Women of yesteryears can NEVER be compared to this present times when feminists are on the prowl. There are good women too that will bring you peace but they are as rare as Unicorns. Brothers to have a happy marriage be ready to SUMBIT to your wives drops mic

Heehehehehehehehehe


I can't believe this

Sighs na wa!

You and ishilove
But seriously not all marriages is that bad for the men..some men are happily married to their wives ,Mr Chairman.

LivingFree:
Wow! Best advice ever! You go girl! With your fine self

Cheers pretty angel, thanks .

Are we still on this topic?

Topic that's always recycling year in, year out ?

Infact nobody owns the man, except God .

Why even think of owning someone sef? especially when the man is not your child but your husband .

Sounds absurd , and over controlling .

As a wife to my husband ? Am his support system.
As a mother to my children or to my sons? Am their earthly guardian . God own them all.

Op, nothing is wrong with your beautiful self . I bet you are either still in your teens or early 20s. You are still growing , so don't worry . Work on the acne, and try and manage your weight ,but don't push it . Then work on your career, complete your studies and focused in bn the best u can be in life .

Leave guys , love and relationship for now. Most guys after having sex they loose interest . It happens to almost everyone one of us. I rememebr as a teenager , my first bf was about making out with me and he unhooked my bra and was like what's this ! Your boobs are just too big! And he pushed me off and said how come u have such boobs ! Arrgh! And that was the end , he said i should go work on it and reduce it .I felt so ashamed of myself .lol and that was the end .
I felt hurt no doubt and jejely withdrew from guys and focused on my studies . at least the main reason I got admission was to study and be a graduate. I wasnt sent to school to land a boy friend.lol.. So eventually I became focused .
So I said to hell with all guys , lemme focus on my books and I did. I graduated with flying colours , created a successful career for myself . I became slim and my boobs reduced but guys weren't coming . I was as slim as a model o! Very pretty .but still no bf !

But after working for 6months and things were going well for me, I blew up again and I said to myself to hell mehn! If u like love my orobo shape or hate it i dont care , as long as am not overwieght ! But guess what!

Men started coming my way, men who loves big bold busty ladies . these set of guys will Beg and plead to date me! I feel so confident in my robust look! I even glowed more . As I type , am in a relationship with a guy who adores me for my brains, hardwork and busty big look. I am happy with whom am with . no regrets whatsoever . He's so proud of me, he introduces me to his friends, we go to occasions together . He makes me feel like a Queen. My shakara no be here o!

All my epistle is this : Love your self, train yourself , be good to yourself , the right men will come your way and u will be the one to make shakara and choose . If u make the wrong choice and he's behaving like an asshole? Bust his side ! And move on , don't dwell on people who makes u feel less of yourself . You DONT need such negative guys around u. Surround yourself with positive friends .

You are unique and special in your own way. So own it !

Simbrixton:
aren't women not entitled to property

Well where I come from in Nigeria, the women are entitled to Properties. Women In my family av taken over the Properties and seated on it, like men. While the men in the family are docile like women and not even saying a word about it. But quietly accept whatever the elder women are saying. Anyways I find it odd and am not ready to be part of such scenario. They can do whatever they like to themselves, am least concerned cos am the youngest. And I don't need any spiritual manipulation in my life.

And no need asking me which state, Biko. I don't want to start any tribal war here.

themonk:

It's okay sha.
Just that anytime I want to mention you I would be hearing that Ushers song that goes like this
"you remind me of a girl that I once knew,
see her picture whenever I look at you,
Won't believe all of the things she put me through..."

But then I haven't seen your picture so let me give you the benefit of doubt.
So why did you burn all the FAT na, I hope you left some in the right places. Lol.

Thats baby fat in secondary school. You can't expect I will still have babyfat till my 30s?
Don't worry about the right places, the fat is setried on, right nw
I would say, am Chubby not fat anymore.
And I adore my shape.

No need asking for my pic, I ain't revealing it.

Have to go. Duty calls. Ciao!

themonk:
She used to tell me that too.
I'm beginning to suspect you Victoria. We're you that girl that I gave all my lunch back in secondary school and then our teacher later caught you kissing fank

Not me o!


In secondary, I was scared of boys. I don't even have any guy I was close to, or even collect lunch pack from, how much more, kiss!
My lunch pack from home was more than enough for me, that I was even complaining to my mum, the food she packs up for me was too much . And I was just too fat back then. Sometimes I don't even take her food, so I can loose weight

So Not me.

themonk:

You have the name of the first girl that broke my heart.
I'm already scared of knowing you too much.

Hahahahahahahaha

I can't believe this!

Jisos!

You are just too funny. You don't need to know me 2much, lol.

themonk:
Hii dear

Hello?

Kingsley1000:
Most of them are disease free.they take proper care of their health

OK o.


When every customer thinks the Way u do, by fucvking them skin to skin, how do they take care of themselves from contracting HIV? or they have a peculiar vaccine they use to wash their puccy ni?
Which an average girl, do not know about?

Anyways AIDS, no dey show for face and there is no category of ladies Aids keep clear from.
Don't be deceived, play safe.

It's your life, am talking about not how minutes or hours enjoyment.

Do u know how. Many millions of pregnant married women out there with HIV? Millions in Nigeria.
I bet they've either been affected by their Randy ways or Randy husband who feel oloshos are free from diseases.

I pity your mindset.. Better go and check your status, and u, Mrbolt check yours too.

I know sex is sweet but don't get carried away. Let your number 6. Be intact and active!

Hope you remember 2 use condom?

Cos that's how conji dey make some guys forget their senses and end up with HIV

One greatest enemies is always from family or close friends.

When I told my man, am sorry I can't introduce you to any family of mine due to security reasons, cause I know where I come from. And have stopped travelling home for the past 15years, after the demise of my parents and only brother.
The only family and father I have is my Pastor and his wife.
If you are OK with it? Fine. If you are not OK with it, please the door is open, you can leave . I will not die before my time because of my late dad's properties and claim I have family when I know deep down, I don't have.
And he understood where am coming from and he stayed. I don't have time fighting family cos of properties. Make them swallow chop.
Heart of humans are wicked.. Not all but a considerable number

It's either spiritual husband who turned his mind against her or effects of idols been worshiped by her families way back, many many years ago gunning out to frustrate her life, cos the idols were been neglected as Christianity ti take over.

Move on, go for proper counselling and deliverance. Complete the divorce proceedings and start life afresh.. At least thank God u have 5million Naira. Invest it wisely in business and be focused on God.
This period will pass away .. Be strong

aycorporat:
I have fainted with laughter here. Chubby girls will forever remain young like my baby, you won't believe her age unlike her skinny friends.

My dear God bless you jare. And that's how she will look even in her 50s.
My late mum,God bless her soul still look babyish in her 60s..its amazing.

But some haters and jealousy peeps here, looking for whom to cast their frustrations on, as if na me create them.. Looking for quarrel early mo mo. No time o!

All my chubby friends too look soft and baby like, we always turn heads when we go out to functions. With their wedding rings, my friends are still wooed tirelessly by men.
Chubby ladies rock!

[quote author=Senorita123 post=68041922][/quote]Go and sleep. I don't have your time

Bye! Kid!

Senorita123:
The fact that u are trying so hard to console yourself doesn't mean u shd do dat by insulting others. FAT IS FAT. What happened to your morals?

Na my mentions, u want to start senseless argument this morning.

You didn't see someone who said she's too fat and the camera man had to snap from a far distance?

Anyways complete this saying : Silence is the best answer for a.........?


So please keep your comments to yourself. Or better still say it on your handle.. I didn't ask for it.

Pavore9:
Who told you the igbo woman is the ultimate in this world, every tribe has its good and the bad so make effort to be culturally sensitive because it helps you to embrace the positives in diversity.

Don't mind them

Don't u know what's going on recently with igbo ladies?

People are no longer marrying them ,cos of their heavy duty bride price. So every minute online, some igbo peeps are trying to shove igbo women on our faces, as if they as the best thing to happen to humanity.

I heard alot of them are now baby mama's.

When I say alot, I mean alot.

Let them keep hyping o

Don't worry her name is noted Denike Balogun

Jumobi still looking young with forever beauty

That's one thing about robust ladies. Our faces and bodies always look supple and soft. Unlike A dancer i know *coughs * , with her scrawny neckline, clawlike fingers and bony face, * coughs again* .sighs I don't pray to be that skinny.

Go girl!

Lovely couple inbetween.

I thought exercise is meant to make someone look young.. But her case is the reverse.

She looks 45

Na wa.

She must be very rich.


I hope the marriage last.

Early mormor! See analysis ontop older ladies, hmmmm!

Una try o!

Mrbehave, you can breakup with her if that's what will give u peace of mind. But remember the tears she will cry on top of this breakup and trust me, she will end up cursing you.
And such curses go a long way.

Later after many years of searching for that soul mate, u will remember what have typed here. Karma is real. It's no child's play.
So do what u like. Best of luck.