₦airaland Forum

Poin:
You people will say ladies should shoot their shots. Now cuppy is shooting her own, she's being called out � :

she should shoot her shot to someone that's happily married and we all know....

zanshi:
We love being single dont entrap us with problem.

lol

bros
pls buy your self good cloths,shoes, Perfs, good food and stay healthy.. don't let something called savings make u stingy to your self and look unkept as you claim u look like someone who's not working but mind u savings is good...

on the other part don't spend on any lady if u must be cautious of it..

ire oo...

Greetings Nairalanders.


MY BRIEF PROFILE; FEMALE

Completely single and not looking for a relationship, always-busy-with-my-job kind of lady, very pretty and physically attractive (on the slim side but with curves at the right angles) , tall, highly intelligent, super neat, good sense of humor, good at conversations with an outgoing personality.

I am currently in need of a MALE Friend with Benefits;

A working class, MUST BE PHYSICALLY APPEALING TO THE EYES, Good sense of humor, MUST be tall-this is very important please, must live on the Island or the Mainland, open mindedness, good at conversations, very neat, fun to be with, must be discreet and have respect for boundaries. We can decide to go on outings-I pay my bills. I do not fancy guys with dreads or piercings(no offence please). He must be good on bed as I am too, I do not do Anal sex, be warned ahead of time!

If we happen to click, you must go for several STD tests, this is to show how much I value good health and hygiene.


Kindly be ready to show me a photo of you, this will be kept discreet as I do not want to meet just anyone who doesn't appeal to me.

Kind regards,

FWB seeker

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moststylish:
I can relate because this is what my mum did too, she will retire in 4 years time. Children loads could not let her further.

Kudos to ur mom

SteveOfu:
Yes sir do you have an email

viktorharkin@yahoo.com

Wickedtruths:
Delta people always overdo things. You'll see illiterates who can't patch 2 correct sentences together claiming to be yahoo boys and scamming foreigners meanwhile, they are ritualists.

A time is coming when yahoo boys in Delta would be hunted from street to street and burnt alive.

Bro I can relate to this

There is a friend of mine who work in an hotel nd on one occurrence he told me a guy lodged in their hotel fresh, tattoo all thru with a mad ride. he broke a glass nd he's made to write a statement that he did broke the glass so that the management won't hold the workers accountable for it so my guy told me he was so shocked the guy cant spell GLASS in his spelling he had letter 'B' in his spellings for glass.... my guy told me he wondered how he do chat with his clients!!!


some of these guys if not most are ritualist!!

Thank God for her

my mom too gave up or step down in her education.

she is an NCE holder but she worked under oyo state government as a teacher.. she only became headmistress four or five year to her retirement..

I could remember vividly when she came home one day nd lamented her colleagues are going for degrees and master's getting promotions ahead of her but she couldn't because we are all on her neck..

my elder sis went went to a private polytechnic before crossing to university

two other sis of mine has Nce nd ND

I also went to a private polytechnic before crossing to university

my little sis went to university straight...

mothers are really trying!!!!

sorry is your case

u self no try haba u too mumu u dey trust this Nigerians and most especially person wey uno no

next time open your eye wella nd mind u that person is long gone there's nothing u can do just take heart...

thebosstrevor1:
6 guys can she even bond when every relationship is about sex

is yoruba men the problem or her personality

My thought, women with lot of relationships hardly bond

I seconded this

she was busy opening her legs up and down claiming Yoruba are promiscuous...

just u alone 6guys on a row with no prolong intervals

I still don't understand how quick a girl can bond with a guy just few months or even weeks of break up.. she didn't even calm down take her time nd work on her self and set her priorities right!

she didn't take her time nd set her principles for the new guy but all what I read here is whenever the guys throw jabs at her she melt nd open legs if I see such girl with no brain I will also use and pass!!!

op sorry, take heart and take it as a loss

I was once in that shoe I posted it here nd they bashed me..

mine was WhatsApp Tv during those boring lockdown period I was in the group for like a month seeing many testimonies from people not knowing they are fake.

I sent 10k but I was able to get 3k back after serious begging

those guys are fraudsters I hope they meet their doom!!

desist from online trading or make sure u verify and have proofs of who u will be dealing with...

I will message u now if u like still ignore me!!

Abee79:
A girl I dated told me the same thing 12 years ago . . . now, God has buttered my bread. We are both married now. We are still friends and we keep in touch. I sense regret in her voice anytime she asks me, "have you completed your house?", "have you bought another car?" etc.

She stays in a different state. Anytime I buy a new car, I pay her elder brother and cousins (who live in the same city with me) a visit - so that they can transmit the transmission to her! I will also invite them for my house warming party!

lols
payback

you're wicked small

Abee79:
A girl I dated told me the same thing 12 years ago . . . now, God has buttered my bread. We are both married now. We are still friends and we keep in touch. I sense regret in her voice anytime she asks me, "have you completed your house?", "have you bought another car?" etc.

She stays in a different state. Anytime I buy a new car, I pay her elder brother and cousins (who live in the same city with me) a visit - so that they can transmit the transmission to her! I will also invite them for my house warming party!

lols
payback

you wicked small

sorry
just buy another phone!!

brilliant and small/timekeeper

I was the smallest that I look the youngest in the class and I had girls all over me even some male folks are all over me as well... During test or exam everybody will b fighting to sit beside or at the back or very near me...

I could remember during my jssce exam an Igbo girl(ifeoma if I can remember her name) was placed beside me my initial partner was removed I later learnt that some teachers has been bribed to make the girl pass dat one go copy me a-z so they have to move her beside me Omo me sef enjoy ooo na free snacks the girl dey pump gimme��

on reaching SSS class(sss3) due to my not rapid growth and not well to do stature the post of headboy of the school that should b given to me was given to a tall guy not academically solid cos the sch feared f I command instructions those junior lad will not adhere na so them throw me assembly prefect but thank God today even many of my classmates can't recognise me they all wondering how I get the growth...

properties4sale:
Hi all, please what's the full meaning of OG?

This is a constant word I keep hearing.

He is a real OG, respect him etc?

I have checked the dictionary but have seen nothing in relation to this.

What does it mean please.

original gangster

Biglittlelois:
Change your circle, preferably the kind of girls you roll with.

they do that to strangers too

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good bless the man!!
I'm touched!!!

SailorUgo:
Don’t be deceived by what you read daily on nairaland!

There are millions of honest Nigerians

There are millions of wonderful Nigerian women around who won’t ask for urgent 2k

There are wonderful Muslim and Christian people in Nigeria

Legit and hardworking Nigerian youths still outnumbers yahoo boys in Nigeria

The system and leadership is what has failed us.

can I pm u sir!

i want to add u as my friend if u don't mind!!

you're wise you should be from the descendants of Solomon!!!

This is an eye opener

I also bought an airtel sim some couple of months back so I downloaded the Airtel app on my phone immediately I log in the SIM display a different name mind you I have two Airtel SIM and the other Airtel SIM I have display my name which means I'm the owner of the SIM while the other one is not mine I think I will have to destroy that SIM before I find myself in this kind of Ill gotten situation the op's brother find himself...

lionlee216:
Dating African(Nigerians to be precise) is like an headache over here.. when I first got here, the first Nigerian lady I met, our conversation ended within minutes.

Girl : how long have you been here?
Me : less than a year
Girl : Do you have green card
Me : No
Girls stop responding

In the grocery store/Mall
Me: Hi, You look beautiful. Whats your name ?
AA : Thank you, that's wonderful sweet. My name is Tisha
Me: Can I have your number and call you sometime?
AA : Sure. There you go OR I'm sorry but I have a boyfriend.

The AAs are very straightforward in their conversation. They wont come to you with bills and other bullshit. They got their shit together.

Me : Whats up, whsts your plan for the tomorrow/weekend
Nigerian Girl: I dont have free time. I'm always busy.
Me : Oh, I'm thinking if we can hangout for a bit
Girl : Why?
Me : Nevermind

One thing is AA makes is very easy for Nigerian guys to ask them out. They are always friendly. Its either they like you or they don't.

Dating Nigerian girls will be like Lionlee, I told u about my bills, how much do u want to be helping me with monthly

The moment they get laid, they automatically assume you are in relationship.

Nigerian Girl : where are you? Look at the time. Do you know the last time you called me last? You just chatting me since 4hrs ago?

AA : What's up babe, i haven't heard from you and I guess you are busy. Carry on with your day. Text me when you can. Miss you.

The list is so unending.. The sweetest thing that can ever happen to you is to date an AA woman that is educated(At least Bachelor degree).

If i grew up here, i for sure know I will never get married. Me getting here opened my eye to marriage. Why get married when you can always get everything in a marriage with your partner without getting married?

I really feel for Single/Unmarried Nigerian girls here. I really do.

The one i met last was 37yrs. You clearly put on your dating app you are looking for something serious. You gave me your number. Response always slow, add me to whatsapp, You no gree! Send me some of your pictures, Na wahala saying she doesn't take pictures. Ask AA girls for pictures, you will see a mature response. After sending pictures they will tell you when the pics were taken and location.

Advice for my Nigerian girls? Have a white friend and AA as friend and learn from them

#OkBye

I sent u a mail bro

Wow I'm impressed I have noticed this about AA Or the whites through chats they are just to lenient...

08163125309

Macphenson:
Yes they do.
I know of one presently. She is a lawyer and doing fine in Lagos.
I.am even secretly searching for a good husband for her.

connect me with ur lawyer friend

she is been linked to dbanj one time like that hope dbanj no chop am clean mouth...

sis u trying it's not easy to b dealing with a 40yr old man he's been thru even seeing where many of his mates are and where he is he need maximum encouragement

u said u are still in sch pls how old are u to be dating such a 40yr old?

I love guys with good replies

I had an encounter with a lady too

Someone mistakenly transferred 200mb to my number and called me to return it... I did nd didn't call back to say thank u....

That's a good gesture from the woman
God bless her!!!

You scammers listen I will join the system in killing you
U deserve no right to live
U send people to early grave

Chii59:
Just like technology washed your sisters brains leaving them expired spinsters, right?

This is one of the stupid lady u should always stay away from
I see how miserable your family is which render u useless and uncultured
You must be stupid for uttering those words but then I don't think I'm talking to u in anyway!!!!

And to what I said three are married wic the one left is the last born!!

I wonder who the heck is chasing after u