₦airaland Forum

Neerah18:
So, women rape men too. This is unbelievable.

It happens oh. Some uniLag babes tried to rape in my estate. I had to run and tell the police.

TPAND:
When God gives children to careless, undeserving and lackadaisical parents, this is what happens to their wards.

Why don't we have child services in this country, they should prosecute cases as this in our country. This is 3rd degree Murder.

Nda Chioma is an ugly soul. I object to the description of recklessness on the part of a parent as fine soul

You can't blame the parents. I just wonder how the fell into the lagoon cos I know that there are death traps everywhere.

shuggah:
hw many people line up to welcome u or ur Popsi weneva u guys go to ur village?? at least he got 15 from ur myopic count.

No mind the bloody zombie. Some people just full of hatred.

HungerBAD:
There is something strange about these pictures .

I mean,it is strange seeing Patience Ebele Jonathan walking behind her husband. Usually she takes the lead,including meeting World dignitaries by shaking their hands,before the husband MEEKLY follows behind.

Sad how the mighty has fallen. In the 6th Picture,I counted only 15 people lined up to Welcome the former President. Back in the days when he was in charge of looting Nigeria,there would have been thousands there lined up to welcome him.

No more money to steal,no more friends.

Lastly,who even dresses Patience Ebele Jonathan?this woman lacks any sense of dressing,even with the Billions she has stolen.

Still waiting to read somewhere,even from her supporters that she looks good one day. She always dresses like an Atilogwu Dancer.

I sensed hatred in your speech but when I checked the name I was not surprised. If IBB, Obj or Gowon were the ones, would they have gathered such a large crowd ? The fact is that no one remains in power forever. Where Gej has been many people in their life time will never smell thst arena. Give him credit.

gemale:
Abegi!!!! Where 4 Bible Jesus tlk say make person bring im entire money gv am? D closest was d man dt wanted 2 b his disciple & He told him 2 gv it 2 D poor. No be Oju kokoro b dt? U tell person 2 bring his/her hard-earned money 4 1 month. Wt do u want d person 2 live on? Hw do u expect d person 2 meet his/her financial commitment 2 his/her family? D greedy man doesn't care. All he wants is her money. Na akpili ogologo do am.

The guy was being sarcastic.

I never know MFM to demand for money like this. Is this a new development ?

Balkan:
There must be trace of Igbo blood in those intelligent ladies. Quote me anywhere

What is that supposed to mean ? Stop being tribalistic.

mondob2k:
Good Morning Nlanders. I am really bothered that is I am writing this as soon as I woke up even before saying my prayers... make I pause first abeg... Yes I am back. Recently my boss approved d employment of a new Secretary/Cleaner and attached her to my office. I supervise works in d organization and most times I make payments to external contractors like drivers, operators n mechanics.

Since she came in my imprest didnt add up on two occasions. Though I had my suspicion, I decided to gave her d benefit of the doubt. The last straw that broke d carmel's (actually my) back was d N28k I left in my locker (it doesnt have a lock) coming to work yday and I counted and it was 26k. Immediately I picked a brown envelope containing 5k earmarked for something else and lo and behold it was 4k. She simply said 'that one no complete too?'

Nobody has access to d office apart frm d both of us. and when I am out she is always in. She resumes before me daily. I told a colleague, he doesnt av any solution at hand.

I need your advice pls.

Edakun epp me... b4 100k go lost

Use close circuit TV. It's not difficult to install

This man is speaking from both sides of the mouth. He cant criticise Buhari publicly because they are good friends but he could call Gej all sorts of names because they are not friends. Bakare, you are part of the problem. You can't justify your double standard.

adbokus:
But of course there are exceptions. By the way, I am a Yoruba person and I am proud of that. But Yorubas are some of the few people capable of ruining a happy place with disloyality and self-centeredness...

Are you sure you are Yoruba ? People will start calling you Biafra.

drss:
by d time buari send efcc to tinubu n lock him up una eye go clear. dem do am for abiola, dem go do am again. remember n buari's family members they run d con3 now. dem no like tinubu.

People never know. You can't fight a man that has all the powers. Not everyone is like Gej. What if Gej was like Obj that sends assassins to close the mouths of his opponents ?
Buhari has the police, ICPC, EFCC and finance.

DIKEnaWAR:
They don't learn from history bro...

Awolowo was used by the north to put down the only people that could challenge the north. Awo thought they would reward him handsomely; they dealt with him.

MKO Abiola was used by the north to deal Awo his last political blow that sent him on his journey to after life. MKO was promised heaven and earth by the north; they stripped him, smelt his rump and killed him.

Tinubu was used by the north to put down an emerging power block that was already changing the political equation that has been in favour of the north. They promised him to be figure heads, while he will be 'National Leader'. They are dealing with him now.

Enter Fashola the new poster boy of the north. They will use him to deal with Tinubu and promise him power and influence. When he begins to grow, they will deal with him too...

Ndi ofe will never learn.

The North are not foolish, after all. They know how to get their way. And who says election can't be rigged ? Is this not Nigeria.

moufan:
if buhari is not careful of those trying to limit tinubu's influence in the apc,by the time tinubu is through with him,he should start packing out of aso rock come 2019.I wonder how buhari would believe politicians that cannot even win their polling unit will limit tinubu's influence in the southwest. smh.

Tinubu is influential. I can say that his effort made up at least 55% of the victory in the last election. But don't expect Buhari to be like Gej who left without a fight. The best Tinubu revenge Tinubu could take is to betray Buhari at the polls the way he betrayed Ribadu in other to support Gej.

. I can't believe the number of guys that were molested. I've never experienced it although we once had a housemaid that dresses suggestively. My thing used to stand anytime she comes my way but I was never forced to do any funny thing.

HitlerGaddafi:
I sometimes dey always wonder wetin those big aunties dey always like for small small boys príck.

Shout out to aunty dorcas. I bin dey like 8 yrs that time when she call me for sitting room . She put my hand inside her Toto say make I dey rub am. Oboy as I commot the thing I take style smell my hand. She talk say make I commot trouser put my "kokoro" inside her Toto. I no even know wetin to do. She still dey even beat me self on top say I no dey fvck am well. As I bin wan cry she pet me say she go buy "ekana Gowon" for me na hin I shut up. Oboy I just dey rub príck for toto o. The thing sweet die I no go lie. Aunty dorcas for don marry with pikin now. She fit even don turn grandma sef. Na only God sabi where she dey.

Na pedophilia be dat. She don abuse you and dat na crime.

dimieprincess:
So pathetic than some of you think ......
I guess you don't even like this man, it is your hatred for Buhari that is making you defend this man. I am Jonathan personified and I have every right to be at cross with him for being a coward.

I can kill for Jonathan but you can't so allow me to insult him for his stupidity which has brought us Buhari with his clueless and super visionless government. Jonathan was sent to take us to the promised land but he left us on the road for fear of the unknown powers.

Ok, I see where u are coming from. You are quite right.

dimieprincess:
Look out for the haters from North and West poles desecrate this thread because of the cowardice attitude of Jonathan.

Buhari please jail this coward call Jonathan for me, e jo.

Why do u call him a coward ? He did it to maintain peace, if so we can try some1 else. If dollar goes for 300 naira, by now Apc will incite war. But now naira is worse of.

arresa:
The man was indicted almost 2 decades ago and never brought to justice under 2 PDP administrations and they did nothing, no arrest, no trial and no jail. and it's this new administration that's keeping mum?

16 years of PDP did not have access to the so called white paper?


The looted funds belongs to the people of cross river state so why didn't they pursue the matter with arrest, trial and jail or even petition for action.

If there is such indictment and white paper, then this administration should move fast and act.

Apart from him being tried, is there any moral grounds appointing him as a minister

Adeoba10:
You ppl shouting dat do ppl believe in witches..... Make i tell u d fact, Dia is evil power, abeg watin make dat pastor in Ogun state to bcm unconscious wen destroying d shrine? Pray make God no allow u pass dia boundary. Witch z real

I dey tell you. But instead of beating her physically, why don't they go spiritual as well ? But the time you fire hot prayers, thunder go blast the person. You can't fight spiritual battle with carnal means.

jeff1993:
I always shed tears for Nigerian soldiers ......... Nigeria soldiers av no motivation ......most of the guys DAT joined military joined because there was no way forward in life n they used it as dia last card only for them to b butchered by d insensitivity of d government!!! I weep for my country!!!!

When u see d way d U.S soldiers are kitted up .... the guns they use ...... the moral of their leaders .... d way they are respected when they die ..... U wud love to b a soldier

Nigerian soldiers stay in shoddy barracks ..... they are not motivated ....... they are badly taken care of by Fat bellied generals ....and are sent to d war front to die like chickens ....... I pray God gives Nigeria a government that budgets more on defence m education rather than fighting invisible corruption while pole are dying!!!!

It's sad, i tell you. This government is more concerned about propaganda. Early this year, there was report that 150 soldiers were killed but the military denied it. Gej hired the EO and they were almost wiping out bokoharam until Mr. Integrity came in.

Everything in Naija na, "Rise up, kill and eat."

drightguy:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/%e2%80%8eindependence-fg-declares-monday-public-holiday/

Thank God.

ChangeIsCostant:
A gallant Nigerian, Celestine Nwabueke, has been praised after his heroic effort in helping a woman deliver a bouncing baby boy in a village in Borno state. According to multiple reports, the new mother -was aided the the gallant soldier with the help of other women who fled their community over fear of Boo Haram attacks..

According to reports, the woman wanted to name the child after the soldier to appreciate him but later changed her mind due to his religion and named him Abubakar.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/soldier-helps-woman-to-give-birth-after.html

Good Christian.

Call the SS to investigate the case.

This woman fine too much. Chai !!

Ict is very broad and it's very interesting. It's unfortunate thst we don't have up to date ICT trainings in our universities. Imagine our schools still teaching BASIC and FOTRAN only. I wonder how many of our computer science lectures have knowledge of Java, C#, python or OOP.

Mark Zuckerberg was already a guru in programming while still in school.

MzPecs:
[color=#00cccc] You should have known that the mother of the child was warning you because of the incident you had with her child, what you should have done is to keep apologising no matter what rather you decided to keep malice with the mother of a child you teach at school. That's bad of you...


Don't you know your salary is being paid from the parents for your pupils, the slap is well deserved. Next time you learn good manners.

Revenge at your own risk! Go and apologise to your HM for being rude to a parent and stop acting RAZZ. [/color]

Na wa for you. How can you slap an adult because she works for you ? Why are you supporting what is wrong ? In a civilised world, she could sue the employer of millions but in Nigeria it's not so.
I'm not supporting what the lady who was slapped either. She could have handled the situation better before it escalated.

oluwafreshkid:
Kikikikiki
OP, yours is even better. At least you were given chance to sit and assume that you've seen work. Lol
Lemme tell you my own story.
I was interviewed for an internship position at Jobmag, and selected. I later disagreed on the pay... me was thinking they'll pay na (lol). They said 1k or so per day. Ha! From agege to yaba faa! No oo, I no do.

I went home sha.
I then received a call o from them that I shloud come and resume on Monday that the pay thing has been adjusted...Omo see jubilation. I quick borrow tfare from bros na, for the week, sey, I will return it as I don see job na.
Monday morning, 7am on the road to Yaba. Got to Alagomeji Bus stop, na hin my phone ring.
"Hello, this is.... from jobmag "
Wow...ok sir.
"Erm...I'm sorry you won't be needed anymore "

Omo, I confuse o. "But why sir? I'm on my way already "
"Don't worry, just turn back"

What?!! Just like that?
I couldn't even explain when I got home.
Bros was like " han han, you forget something for house ni?"

Chai.... . Some employers are just fickle minded. . It's annoying and funny at the same time.

BrutalJab:
It's simple naa...Go and steal an Ijebu man property and watch how your lifespan will start reducing.

They never know. I've heard of cases when people who go to steal and when they get there, they begin to sweep the whole compound or house.