₦airaland Forum

amagunnerfan:
Is this the same PDP that got us into this mess or another one?

Silly set of idiotas. What did they do with the excess accrual from the oil boom? Who looted the economy dry which led us into this shiit.

Idiotas want Buhari to fix in one year an economy le shoeless used almost 6 years to ruin. Only bigots who religion and tribal sentimentalities have destroyed will take PDP serious.

The daily blunder of Buhari and his ministers will make Gej look like a hero. What is Buhari's economic plan ? How much did Obasanjo inherit when he became president 1999 ?
I'm not expecting Buhari to do any magic when for instance the minister of budget is a lawyer. Minister of transport read English, minister of works, power and housing read law too. A case of putting square pegs in round holes. You can imagine a minister of agriculture telling Nigerians to eat less rice and substitute it with potatoes.

allthingsgood:
Both PDP and their wailing supporters are very silly. Its only in nigeria that a thief will still have mouth to be making after evil disastrous activities and ruining the country.

God punish all of una!

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Thief like Amaechi, Fashola, Rochas, Tinubu, Adams Oshiomhole or Saraki

ITbomb:
And here I am looking for a single mum to settle down with.

I believe they are more loyal and committed to staying together (though I will prefer her child to be a girl)

Come marry my baby's mama .

bilulu:
I met this girl and we started chatting and later became close. I asked her out and before accepting she said she has a child. On hearing this my mind became so heavy to the extent that I felt heartbroken. Should I continue with this girl because I really like this girl?.... please I needed your candid advice.

Love can make people do things. But what's most important is if you love her. It's a personal decision. Having a child is not a stigma as people think. I think you should also consider othet xteristics.

edwapkalmeed:
BODMAS is a helpful acronym meaning brackets, order,
division, multiplication, addition and subtraction, ensuring
that equation steps are completed in the right order. A
mathematical question with multiple operations may give
different answers depending on the order in which it is
solved.
B → B rackets first (parentheses)
O → O f (orders i.e. Powers and Square Roots, Cube Roots, etc.)
DM → D ivision and M ultiplication (start from left to right)
AS → A ddition and S ubtraction (start from left to right)

you can also search for it online if u think I am lying .

http://www.math-only-math.com/bodmas-rule.html

https://www.reference.com/math/bodmas-mathematics-18d88167d079ce6a#

Using "Of" doesn't mean you are wrong. "Orders" is what we use now but that doesn't mean "Of" cannot be used.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_operations

Let us see the effects in the economy.

sanky346:
I still don't understand how restitution should work ideally. I think I need a serious teaching on it. If what this guy did is the real standard for what restitution should be, then I seriously think I have a lot of things to restitute. May God help us o

A lot of things is by the grace of God. What the guy did was to clear his mind of any guilt or condemnation. To tell you the truth, it's not everything we can restitute.
I wish the guy had sought for counsel before taking such step. If a man kills, how will he make restitution ? If I stole meat from a pot or stole a friend's belt 10 years ago, how will I restore it.

JewelRegi:
Yea it's truth have read about it before.

But I heard okra is a good aphrodisiac.

michoim:
Which magic does she has? Somebody that left the economy with a declining GDP and asked Nigerians to brace up for hard times . She presided over the most notorious financial regime in Nigeria history. Where $20bn was missing from NNPC/Federation account.This is just one instance.

She said Nigeria should brace up for hard times because she already knew what Bubu and his gangs were capable of doing.

Proudlyngwa:
So its only when someone steals he becomes a criminal,
Have you ever heard this phrase defrauding the system.
When did he take the loan,
When was the loan due to start being serviced.
What were the implications of the loan not being serviced.
Do you know how much he gained from debt defaulting for over ten years and you say he is not a criminal.
You need an award for blind loyalty.

Are you a lawyer ? He's running a genuine business and employing people. He has been a business man for more that 30 years when the likes of Rochas and Amaechi were not known. I also 4got to mention your Tinubu.
I see someone in you who is full of hatred and tribalism. You are also blinded by party politics. If you were objective, you will know that BMB is a hard working business man unlike the Tinibus, Amaechi etc.

nobilis:
Really??
The YouWin that served as an avenue for embezzling funds?

How much did you save in Nigeria's time of abundance? Because you were at the helm of her finances when her main and virtually, only, export, crude oil, was sold for the highest price ever in the history of the world.

Where is the FG's share of the ECA?

What did you people do with the economy when Nigeria was in her time of plenty?

She saved funds. Pls ask the greedy governors why they sued the FG to share the ECA. Those bastard governors are still in one position or the other in this new dispensation. She did her work. QED.

cindyrocks:
Check out Tinubu's Oriental Hotel in Lagos.

Mind you he is a living saint so the hotel will not be seized.

Tinubu comes from a vey wealthy home. His mother willed everything to him . Lolz. Na so dem tell us.

Sarpino:
Nigerians are handicapped in every area of their life, so it is not surprising that they are winning medals in handicapped sport.

But wait oh, what type of chart is this? How can Nigeria be top 10 when there are countries after them with more medals?

Tunisia has 10 medals, Canada has 12, Korea has 13, Cuba sef has 9, Italy 13. What kind of mago mago chart is this?

Even counting is handicap for an average Nigerian.

It's countries with the highest number of golds that come first. If I have 1 gold and you have 50silvers, I will be ahead of you. Also if you have 1 silver and another person has 100 bronzes, you will be ahead.

Running204:
No what's so important there?

Just read her blasting him on vanguardngr.com . It's even so funny that this same Oby even praised Bubu in an interview she was granted.

LegendDrogba:
This is MY REAL LIFE STORY not some nollywood movie, pls help me out. lalasticlala pls help.

Very emotional. I will say congrats to you. I feel this is God's doing.

Your mother is hurt but u need to speak with her. But u are now an adult and cannot be re adopted. Since you work for your uncle, whatever help he can offer you, let it be made official as if it's the company supporting you.
Blood is thicker than water. We should learn to forgive. But then again your step fathet has always been there for you. He is still your father. My question is, "whose surname do you bear?".

eaglechild:
The point here is that he took a very key road that links two parts of the city and traverses a major federal highway and destroyed it in the guise of building a tunnel.

The road was just fine, prior to the unplanned tunnel.
It needed traffic control and nothing more.

If anything at all a flyover would have been more appropriate.
What did Rochas do? He closed a perfectly functional road in the PEAK OF RAINY SEASON and decided to dig a 40meter gutter/tunnel in a flat land city in the middle of the tropical rain forest that is prone to flooding.

Even a goat will know that it is going to fail cause it is not feasible in that location.

It is just a matter of time before the anthole collapses on itself.

Chai ...... chai..... chai. Comedy of errors galore....

Running204:
Read the write up properly he confessed he voted for d idiot

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One by one dem don dey regret. U don read Oby diatribe against Bubu ?

Running204:
Good for him na now him known sai him make a bargain wit d devil? ........deep blue sea awaits all those that voted this corrupt APC official idiots, claiming saints

The guy may not have voted for him.

StOla:
It would seem PDP always enjoy telling the people to lie to themselves. Same way they made this matter an issue when Aisha Buhari promised government solutions to the matter of prostitution by Edo females.

Is there a problem of prostitution among the women of the state?
Must an incoming government do something about it or it should be left to fester?
Must it always be a political crime to talk about it? Or who is qualified to talk about it?

When prostitution becomes a crime with capital punishment like drug trafficking, maybe Edo women will be the ones begging to be helped then.

Obviously, the shameless PDP will still have something to say for political gains.

What has Pdp got to do with this ? Is the spokeswoman a pdp member ? The women claimed thatbthey were called prostitutes and are not pleased. But you for pdp to blame.

robedu:
I graduated quite early and at 22 i already had an okay job, my education was miraculously funded with the little meaner jobs i was doing from house girl to sale's girl, typist etc.

So when i had a job, i decided to help my other siblings both younger and elder ones get qualitative education, for 4 years i work solely to pay their fees, i had no savings, so finally last year the last one standing graduated and i thought i was going to breath fresh air.

One came to stay with me, my immediate elder brother, after his NYSC he started job hunting and couldnt get any, he came to me to explain that he wants to go into photography, that he will use that to establish himself since there are no jobs coming forth, i went ahead to buy expensive photo camera, photo light, printers and all sort of photography stuff for him. weeks pass, months pass without him making any good out of the photography business, i keep on advising him and all.

But early this year when my car started having issues, i decided to change the car, when he saw that i wanted to buy a new car, he came to me to explain that the photography business is not moving, and that i should buy a car that will be accepted in Uber, so he can be driving the car for Uber transport at the weekends when i will not be using the car, initially the car i wanted to buy wasn't uber spec, i wanted to get Lexus 350 or Prius, but because of the way he pleaded with me, i decided to buy camry 2010 which was uber spec so he can use it.

After i got the car, i taught him how to drive and he started driving the car during the weekend, later he came to tell me he can be using the car in the afternoon when i am at work then he will drop me in the morning and pick me up in the evening. this was the hardest part, i couldnt bear not having a car to move around for lunch or client meetings in the afternoon, then he begged me that if i allow him use the car in the day, in 6 months he will make enough money to buy his own car and leave me alone.

So i agreed to allow him use the car in the afternoon, it was the toughest decision have made in my life, I could no longer go for lunch except with one of my colleagues, i had to hire other uber taxi for client meetings, i couldnt have my life like before, but the troubled part was the fact that my brother became arrogant, to even take me to work with my own car became so difficult, he will hurry me to do quick let him drop me else he is going to leave me at home, he doesnt come to pick me anymore from work, i remember the day i had to wait till 11.30pm in the office because the rain was falling and he said i should just find my way, life became so difficult but i was going to bear it for the next 6 months.

But unfortunately, 3 months after he didnt come home that night but that was not the first time he will sleep out so i thought it was his usual ways, i use public transport that day to work, in the office one of his friend called that he had accident and the police said i should come, i went there and the DPO told me why i had to leave my car for somene who is so irresponsible, that he was so drunk last night when he ran into another car, he could not deny that he was driving under the influence of alcohol, i had to start begging the police who refuse to listen to our plea.

He was taken to court where i was ask to bail him out with 50,000, i spend alot of money trying to bury the case, then I had to pay all sort of damages before taking the two cars (the one he hits and my own) to repair, while all of these lasted my head was banging and i was really stressed.

After all of these the car is still being fixed at the mechanic workshop, my brother has not seen anything wrong in all he has done, no sorry whatsoever, instead he came to challenge me to hurry the mechanic to finish up repairs on time so he can start work.

I was thinking that i will not give him the car anymore, but my sister was begging i let go.

What do you think i should do.

U are a nice and patient sister. If u did all this for ur brother and he shows no appreciation, there's nothing else you will do for him to appreciate. Don't kill urself for an ingrate.

oluwasegun007:
Am fed up with baba bubu, Now he is blaming the world....

Change begins with you. If you can change, Nigeria will ho bettter . If you eat 3 times daily, reduce it to two.

Sermwell:
Although iam still a full time student but I like to hustle when school is on break. My school is on break now and I had been thinking of what to do when an elderly man in my church who is a deacon approached me and suggested that since times are hard(for both him and myself), I should go around and convince private schools directors to conduct seminers for their school teachers for a fee. And by the grace of God, iam the kind of person who can easily convince people to buy my sh1t for a good sum.
The next day, I packaged myself and hit the road, and within 3days, I was able to get some schools to conduct training for their teachers for the sum of #30,000 each. So far, we have conducted for 2 schools and was paid #30,000 per school, and my partner gave me #10,000 as my share on each occassion!
We still have some schools lined up for the training but I feel #10,000 is not just fair to me even though it is my partner who does the lecturing for 2hrs 30mins. I spoke to some friends and relatives about it and most of them think #10,000 is fair enough but I don't think so. Even my mum thinks I should not negotiate for increment since the man is a deacon in our church and he is the one who delivers the lecture, forgeting that Iam the one who goes out there to overhype, exaggerate and even 'force' these private school directors to need our services.
Pls guys, what do you think? I need enough money before school resumes o! Is #10,000 out of #30,000 fair for me or am I being greedy??

But hold on. Who bears the expenses of other logistics such as the hall used and PA system ? That's something you should consider.

Since you guys did not agree on a sharing formula, let this one go. When another deal arises, you can negotiate. But think well once again. Who does more work ? It's not just the energy you put but the value give. But if you feel cheated, you may look for someone elsr.

MissGdope:
Na by force to eat rice? Mtscheww

The change begins with you.

hrykanu231:
There is something with minsters in Buhari 's cabinet and unguarded utterances. This alone can cause panic buying which will lead to hoarding of the product and ultimately scarcity of the product. Thus granting his silly statements reality.

Instead of getting consumers so scared, why not tell both the producers and consumers plans th govt has put in place to support the cultivation of rice (I guess no plans). Enough of this cluelessness...

These ministers speak like idiots ! How can a minister open his mouth to say something like this. The other day it wad 16+6= 24.
The other time, a minister said "I am not a magician"
One minister called Nigeria, "Unuted State if Nigeria".
The comedy continues.

rlauncher:
WAILERRRRRRRR!!!!!!

. Ok o

smacx:
https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/ay-shows-always-sold-yet-say-jokes-dry/

Kudos to you AY. You're a good business man. You're definitely doing something right, funny or not funny.

adconline:
What a product of congenital idiocy! Why are they running to US and UK if Naija is paradise??
Pre-recession, 1000 people used to travel, now in recession, only 200 people travel. Btw, when was the last time somebody in ur household traveled to UK/USA??

No be me talk am Oh. Na NAN director. Just being sarcastic. But you can see how foolish people can be.

nnachukz:
When they were casting their votes, they believed it was to better the lives of their children. They never knew the reverse was what they were doing. Like my neighbor's son, each time I ask him Gbenga aren't you going to school today? He will just reply my mom said I will start next term. Hmm he was in school before, I don't know what happened.

But people are travelling to London and America. How can there be recession ? I'm sure the press in collaboration with Pdp are responsible for these lies .

madridsta007:
Another propaganda. The APC House of Propaganda isn't asleep.

Release a mind-boggling amount to the public. Do that, once every 2 weeks. Keep them distracted.

They once said that Deziani returned $90bn to Nigeria's coffer. Not only that. They said 7 of Gej's ministers have a total sum of $200bn in UAE. . These guys even lie mire than the devil.

rlauncher:
Wailer! Power has improved nationwide in the last 30days. Some people have just decided to be negative no matter what the government does.

This government is doing the best possible to get this country out of recession which will take us a minimum of 2 years from now. You better go find something to do with your life and stop being negative.

After raining season, we will know.

abouzaid:
a married man that works as a driver for a construction company just left her room a few minutes ago, i have decided right now that i would stop her from coming to my apartment henceforth but in a graceful manner, that girl is only about twenty and an nd11student yet she has seen it all and done it all including brothel runz,the local brothel here is mainly populated with benue girls of different tribes. very beautiful girls. even local residents of benue extraction are very morally bankrupt. i [b]even offered to marry her and take care of all her [/b]expenses upto masters degree level and she refused yet she's always hanging around me.honestly, i can't just understand her.

Why are you casting your pearls on swine ? You know her xter and even offered to marry her . You want die young ?
She's young and she believes she has time on her side. Young ladies/girls want to be adventurous. Don't take her seriously.