₦airaland Forum

queencalipso:
She's got my kinda curves only a bit thicker than I am.


Runs out of thread

Don't run. Come and stay..

chigoizie7:
The thing is, most of all those girls living in owerri are not even from imo state.

But I know that owerri girls are on a different lane in SE.

I've been hearing things like this. Some say be careful of Mbaise woman. . Me I know say Igbo na Igbo.

MadCow1:
Who can explain the science behind this to me?



Will the rider need to park the Keke at a strategic point for a while for the batteries to chrag seeing as Solar Panel Installers bevel the Panels at an angle and a tangent to the Sun to get Maximum Sunlight..

Nice idea though..

I want to believe the roof is made up of solar panels.
I also think that the effectiveness will depend on the capacity of the battery and it's strength. Solar power is usually suitable for low energy consumption products and sunlight needs to be abundant.

OgidiOlu3:
We have a long way to go in this country with the way we think. When has dressing become a way to measure arrogance? So if I wear the most expensive cloth, I'm arrogant and proud? Smh. Mark is a man of humble taste, we don't know his true character and honestly, we don't care as long as he's trying to make the world a better place. Abi was it not this same Mark that stole someone else's idea to build "the facebook"? Was it not this same Mark that fuc.ked his friends over because of Facebook? The fact that the man is wearing a polo and jeans does not say anything about his character. He's a hardcore programmer and they rarely dress to impress. You can't tell a lawyer to start wearing polo and jeans to court to show how "humble" he is.
Lastly, the quote "the way you dress is the way you'll be addressed" applies to only poor people.

Thank you, jare. Our people like to take things to the extreme. One of my female friends posted a pucture of Mark Zuckerbergs wedding in a beach and she complimented his simplicity. So I asked her if she will like a simple wedding like that. Her reply was, "Lolz" yeye boi. . This na Igbo chick for that matter.

SmartMugu:
Nigeria has changed him. For the first time, he's not putting on his grey T-Shirt.

Where all those mumu people wey dey yab Nigerian men say make dem dey simple like Mark Zuckerberg

BeeBeeOoh:
Are you not tired of this your song, don't you think it's now stale?? Besides,

People like Obasanjo, El-rufai, Amechi, Atiku, Kwankwaso & co. are they also among those that are going to write apology letter to Nigeria & Nigerians??

Some people are chronic zombies

Chubhie:
Nothing Islamic about this.You don't just dress anyhow in a professional environment.

She didn't say anything like "dress profesdionally". That would have been better. I expected her to tell ladies to dress corporately. If one ties scarf and wrapper, that is okay by her.

shabakm:
igbo people why na, must you kill your self because buhari stop you from those dirty business you guys used do. business such as producing fake drugs, robbery, militancy, kidnapping, prostitute, pushing cocaine and looting. why cant you start another job like farming, dry cleaner

You can't differentiate between Igbo and Calabar

Zico5:
Where is the suicide note. These set of people are fools. Though the economy is not smiling but there are some things we fail to consider. Buhari is just a victim of the current impasse in this country, no person can stop this very dwindling economy, not even Dangote the richest man. Probably the man is already used to free money typical of the people in that region. Roll ur sleeves and work hard, no matter how u will survive. Only a lazy can commit suicide.

Buhari can as well resign instead of being a victim.
You sound ignorant. Which free money does the deceased get ? Or you think they pick money from the street ? Its easy to come on social media and start forming voltron. Afterall, this is a faceless firum where people can pretend to be what they're not.
Go ahead and praise Buhari for the hardship we are suffering because you worship him. It's an evil wind that blows nobody good.

vivalavida:
Things have really gone south for the nigerian economy.
This one no be wailing wailer or hailing hailer things again oo
All hands must be on deck to rescue this shithole.
If finally this will aid the realisation of the land of the rising sun,so be it.
Maybe God is working in mysterious ways

Funny thing be say the person wey give us the name "wailing wailer" government don seal her mouth.

trenlog:
People won't make noise about this because it has nothing to do with Islam and the Muslims.

Is it not in the front page ? What other noise should people make ? Una sef get wahala.

searchiing4love:
In my opinion, Fayose was wrong to enact such laws in the first place. The fulanis have the right to live and work in ekiti just like every other Nigerian. Why ban their business of cattle rearing when they have no other means? Why criminalize the fulanis as if all fulanis are killers? There are bad eggs amongst every tribe, why do we make it look like violence is exclusive to northerners only. The people we should frown at are cattle rustlers who steals cattle from fulanis and use them as disguise for their evil deeds. The fulanis are peaceful people who go about their business in peace and we all know they control their herds of cattle with mere sticks. Even though we call them primitive, how many southerner can rear cattle for national consumption like the fulanis? Without them how do we see beef to consume? The rustlers are armed terrorist escaping from the north east to the south. What fayose should have done is to forbid any herdsmen from moving around with weapons, not banning cattle rearing completely. If all states cooperated with the FG on creation of grazing reserves throughout the country, there will not be a single cattle left on the streets looking for grass. Instead we chastised president Buhari's brilliant policy in the name of islamization. The ripple effects are the incessant attacks by the rustlers. The grazing bill remains the best and safest option. Not unnecessary bans

People bring their cattles to destroy your farm. They rape women and rob. They kill when they feel they are provoked. Did you condemn the herdsmen for killing people in Enugu, Agatu or Nasarawa ?
You are talking about cattle rustlers. Are the people in Enugu or Agatu cattle rustlers ? Are the rev. Sisters that were raped cattle rustlers too. If Fulani herdsmen should go on killing spree because a few bad people stole their cattles as they claim, then it's not wrong to ban all them for killing. Whose responsibility is it to differentiate the criminal elements amongst them ?

Failure is accompanied by excuses. When you people were lying, you never thought about it...

rapistomenka:
But the building started someday

What has your APC started to build since inception

Zombies will always say something......

Lolz

Really ? It's normal but that's the reality. Tell her you don't want to hear her speak of it again.

kid7soccer:
Always wailing. what kind of policy will stop you from paying a man his hard earned money for 5 months, how do you expect him to cope. But that same policy will not you from hiring ang paying a foreign coach N18million, it will not stop you from getting paid when due.

These people are stupid. They speak as if it's easy to be owed 5 months salary. Is it not his right to be paid what he worked for.

chumaster:
my muslim friend once told me that contraceptives is against Islamic teaching even for married folks

No be mumuness be that ? Did the Quoran forbid it or was there condom in the time of Quoran ?

Freiden:
Kwara State..isn't a pure Yoruba state.....There are 6 south-west(Yoruba) states, namely: Osun, Oyo, Ondo, Ogun, Ekiti, and Lagos State. Kwara state falls under the North central GPZ....and its inhabited by Hausas, Fulanis and Yorubas. They have Emirs not Obas...that's to show they are more northern.

I'm very sure Sulu gambari is either a Yoruba-Hausa man or a Yoruba-Fulani man just like the senate president, Bukola Saraki

Why is Kwara not a pure Yoruba state ? Kogi and Benue are even closer to the North that Kwara, yet they don't have an Emir. (I stand to be corrected.).

BeeBeeOoh:
Do you see hypocrisy at its peak?. Emirs, Northern Elites & Sultans Doesn't Want To Speak Against Fulani Herdsmen For The Heinous Crimes They've Committed & Are Still Committing, But The Same Emirs & Their Likes Wants Elders Of The Niger Delta People To Speak Against Niger Delta Militants..



I Am Just Laughing

In other words, kidnappers in Niger Delta are not indigenes.

chumaster:
Can somebody please tell them to shut up!

Why not marry 10 wives and born 200 children

down south, couples plan on having the exact number of children that they can do all their best for.

I read a news the other time that over 200 births are recorded on one camp like that weekly......really? Is that supposed to be their priority now

God why them and me

Body no be firewood. .
At least they should use contraceptives. They should be supplied with condoms and some education.

Berbierklaus:
All I see are wise men and women

This gender favouristism Culture needs to stop,because what is good for the goose is good for the gander


Btw I want to celebrate this FTC on my new moniker by calling on lalasticlala,Fynestboi,Royalrol,the mods I admire from afar to celebrate with me.


Not forgeting the guy that cracks me up
Smellymouth
And every other friend I made on nairaland


DJ iykekelvins please play me, E no easy by psquare

I like you jare. As men dey donate, make women dey collect. Make we go nah

Enugu governor, what are you waiting for ?

BrownRoofRep:
And they keep calling Yorubas cowards.
Some people are senseless, Yorubas are the heroes.
Take it or leave it!

Fayose is not a coward. It's wrong to call all Yorubas cowards. I'm expecting to hear people insult him for this move.

Lifestone:
Some will blame PMB for this but I won't.
So long our appetite for foreign goods consumption is high, Naira will continue to fall. I heard the story of a Nigerian family that buys their vegetables from stores in the UK.
Buhari must stand firm with steady hands and force a change of taste from Nigerians.This is our time to finally restructure how our FX are utilised.
We must eat Nigerian Rice, buy Nigeria made cars etc.

.

I don't think you understand economics. The Emir even exposed the naivety of this government in forex. If Buhari is nit responsible, then what is he responsible for ?

excanny:
He should be thinking of starting his radio station if he was smart as he claims.

It would be nice to see Freeze FM or Freeze TV. But these guys don't save. They spend all their earnings for show-off.

Starting a radio station no be moi moi oh. Even if him save all the salary dem pay am, e no go go anywhere.

BossDike:
Did Buhari say something like this when GEJ was in charge?

One of the reasons why he will never succeed... Law of KARMA!

Don't mind Buhari. He incites hatred, bigotry and ethnicity.

9jii:
Yes.
If u are hard working u can't get fired

So people in the oil sector that go retrenched are all lazy people ?

anonym0us:
I have observed that short guys are always angry...example: mrcork ,naijaboy please nairalanders ask Dem it's nobodies fault that dey are down to earth..

thanx

Many of them have a complex.

prettysolid:
Nothing sends you faster to prison than giving the nigerian police information about criminal activities.

Until we can trust the Nigerian police system. I think the safest way to stay unknown by the criminals and police themselves is to Mind your own business or move to a safer neighbourhood that has proper security

I agree with you. The police should be trustworthy first.