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Bro only speak for yourself.

You can be 100% sure you love her so much but don't be 100% sure she loves you so much.

That's where the downfall of a man mostly is, searchlight those mostly killed or poisoned by their wife you'll discover they love and trust their wife 100%.

In the issue of virgin or no virgin, as for me I test a shoe first before buying it, I may buy without testing and when I reach my house I discover it doesn't size me then I'll be stressing myself to return it or to dump it somewhere without using it hence it becomes worthless and money waste.

Most men when they're deeply in love can seek for your advice concerning their relationship but will never follow the advice given.

Op, this is a common tactic girls give to defend their earlier claim of been a virgin but bcoz you're already in love no advice will convince you.

Some will later tell you they were raped at teen age, some will say one imaginary uncle molested her and fingered her but she doesn't actually know whether the hymen got destroyed or not but she saw blood.

One thing I'm sure of in your case is that your girl has been fired but virginity means nothing to me coz a virgin can turn olosho and an olosho can become holy and loyal.

vickydevoka:
Please buy me data, wise man. I got buy me food.

We can do sending challage.


Drop you aza I wire you 100k no cap. How many people have you given money on this platform. Lemme refer u to 5 people I have given money to.

lol you wan do send-athon. Anyway the wiseman you see in my comment is for you, I called you wiseman in exchange for what you wrote on the back of that phone, I don't insult people coz I'm well trained and from a good home. Life is not about to quickly ama small money and rush to buy an iphone and call it an achievement, I don't come online competing or brag about my achievement (that's private), claiming broke and begging people online for money has shown the type of work you do, also, calling someone a f**l shows the type of home you come from.

If that phone is yours and you bought it out of your abundance, you won't value it and call it achievement lol.
It's either the money is unexpectedly gotten from client or it's not yours.

You've done give away for five people on nairaland and you're still begging me for money, well the five account of those imaginary five people must be your other face account you use for begging so if I demand for prove, na to just log into each of them and mention me.

vickydevoka:
Oya give me work sir. I have not worked for some months and I used my last money to buy iPhone 14.

you're doing well bro, having iphone 14 is a one of a kind achievement, better than anything in this world. Na Tecno W3 I still dey use, I buy am second hand about 6yrs ago.

Wiseman.

vickydevoka:
Ok, thank you very much sir, make I send my aza first

Lol I no talk aza matter oh.

That's why Buhari said the youths are lazy.
It should be work before money but it's otherwise.

vickydevoka:
Lucky u. Better hunger don bin catch me

come make I employ you and kill the hunger.

IconicR:
Niger republic

Singing heartless by Kanye west: How could you be so heartless (2x).
Let me dedicate that song to you like that guy wey dey always dedicate song here.

Bcoz man dey pour troway dem no dey pour nonsense inside man. Imagine how you go feel when one man con pour nonsense inside your wife. Lol Abeg I dey play oh.

vickydevoka:
Hunger never catch you

It has never catch me and it'll never catch me.

Most women are not cheerful givers, they don't give and comot mind, when they give you money they use it to insult you at any slight misunderstanding.

If you give me 100# and later dash me insult join am(concerning the 100#) I'll reject your 1m next time.

Ghanians be No1 when it comes to anything funeral. I respect them for that.

95% of events there are funerals. Really good at giving last respect and say goodbye to the death.

I witnessed a funeral sometimes ago and discovered that a group of people crying aloud were contracted.

Nigerians and drama self, I
also started primary school at 4 even though I "almost grow bear bear" before I finally enter primary two lol , thanks to my mum that changed my school then I for marry and born pikin for primary two lol.

I clearly remember when my mistress wrote small letter "a" in letter writing on the board and I stood to ask her whether that was a tortoise, I did that intentionally though. She vexed and sent me out of the class when all the pupils burst into laughter. Then I went to call my dad who was a retired police that all the teachers were scared of then and she immediately let me in even before my dad could ask her any question.

All these and many more that I can still remember happened in primary one.

So some people actually think that Putin who's currently romancing African countries will jeopardize that just because of Niger?

yommen:
Stupid!!!

very stupid I think he's a cultist.

The last thing I'll do is to raise my kids in Nigeria.

Same thing happened to me then when still in the police but one of them quickly identified me and started hailing me " Eke baba oh, Tuale, Ori yin wa mbe". Idiot people.

There's 60% chances that a child especially male will be initiated from secondary to tertiary institution.

Some are forced into it without their consent.

Are you not in good term with your dad?

If you can convince your dad to send you invitation let say few months to his birthday ( coz of appointment the "few" may not work though). It'll be stated in IV that he's celebrating his birthday so so and so date and he wants you to be there and he's going to sponsor you.

Mr graduate, it's either you correct the mistake in your post or you remove that "graduate" from it so that your degree won't be questioned.

Now to the information you seek. I've never seen tiger nut milk in Ivory coast(that doesn't mean it's not there oh) but you have to do your reserve well. If you have the fund though you can start if and with enough awarenesses and adverts you may blow from it but that is easier said than done.

Concerning web development, if you're good and lucky, that skill can get you job anywhere.

The others you mentioned? I have no idea.

Concerning the poster above me? Pls don't take his advice oh, when you give it a try, by the time you'll realize it doesn't work all your money already gone. do your research very well and don't draw your conclusion base on what your friend over there is telling you, coz he may even be hoping for your support in one way or the other, you know say your body go still wet as a jjc.

Ask where you can take Lagos car from Benin rather, it'll pass through ijebu ode. Just tell the driver that you'll come down at ijebu ode.

Sorry OP but the funniest part of your story is where you said she didn't wish you happy birthday as if the wishes would have doubled your account balance

I see you as the type who likes to take credit and be appreciated for everything and if you don't change that lifestyle you'll continue having the feelings that many people around you are ungrateful.

The least thing you need in life is to be expecting praises from people. So my dear work on those areas

Concerning your leaving, maybe they've seen that you've contributed positively to the development of their school and your leaving would/might have some kind of effect. lf that's the case, are you expecting them to be clapping for you? Andwhy did you think they'll still allow you to continue leaving in their house.

Lastly, your present situation is just a little challenge and part of what you have to face in life along the way to your prosperity. Don't let it weigh you down It shall pass. Peace!!!

If she too prove hard get or she's too easy to get lol but that was then sha.

BoldBrainz:
You use your number to apply for the loan and that's where you receive the OTP.

Then you're asked to provide two security numbers, just so the loan company can know who to reach in case you default or they're unable to reach you directly.

Na the security numbers na im Nigerians dey carry Nigerian Police numbers put inside so..

lol since police be the chief security agent na. So the numbers still qualify as security numbers.

Lol sitting on Monday to get more allowances for them selfish selves but making as if they are doing us favour that will need to thank them for.

I can't advice anyone to chose business over japa, I can only advice the person to plan the japa very well not to lead to regret.

If you start a business today with 20m there's no guarantee you will still worth 5m this time next year.

When planning a business most things that'll be rushing into your mind are always positive, it'll be as if in few months time your money would have been doubled or tripled but onc you enter it then reality will be revealing itself. Unless the business you're 100% in charge with no employee even at that you'll still be transacting with people and anything can still happen.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
This APC has Finnished Nigeria and they are not ashamed about it

Very pathetic human beings

you don carry political biased mind enter the thread. I did many businesses in naija during PDP era and I knew scores, an average African man and woman na criminal and heartless.

I used Africans in general bcoz I've also set up businesses in two other African countries and also knew the scores.Many people are ready to finish up your business to their advantage without having any guilty conscience.

Is it APC or PDP government that will make your trusted friends or family member defraud you or loot your business?

You can't even trust those you know not to talk of outsiders.

These things may be more in Nigeria but it's a general thing in other African countries at least those that I've visited and lived in.
It's also happening in advanced countries but it's minimal.

We were taught in the school that being a businessman or woman gave you wealth and riches you can never get in being a salary earner but how does one become successful with this kind of toxic environment that's not conducive for business.

Someone like me, I don't like working for anyone, love to be my own boss always but your environment sometimes makes you disobey or bend your rules.

It's a good idea but try and be legal with whatever step you're taking. I know about five guys who got into trouble with such route, three were lucky to get bailed and released but two are still in prison as I'm typing.

Most of these African countries take crime committed by Nigerians serious than other nationals.

Based on my own opinion, two of the countries you have to avoid in trying such is Ghana and Ivory coast.

simfrost90210:
Na zombie you wan type🤣🤣?

How person go say a human like him can never be wrong for him eyes na.

IconicR:
Asiwaju can never go wrong in my eyes. He mean business and he's very ready to save Nigeria from the mess Jonathan and Buhari created, may God be with him.

Then you're a zone-. Make I no just complete am coz I no dey like to insult person

The one and only person I really insulted on nairaland later gave me gift worth two million naira on my birthday

osuofia2:
You had to insult someone's husband,brother and father to make your point. This shows how sense is far from you. No wonder you were arrested.
Should size be the measurement for intelligence? You contradicted yourself when you said he handled the case professionally. Have you thought about if he were to be athletic features and not give you a fair hearing. Would you rather prefer he been a macho John Cena and give you bad judgement?
You are a big foool

you dey mind am, how I wish the story is true and the CP read these story make body tell am.

tesppidd:
Can a normal person trade Senator for Minister?

They're mostly in politics bcoz of money and in some ministries you'll see money to loot more than some state governors, so why can't he resign when he knows the ministry he's going to head will give him more than than even the Senate president.

nurey:
2020 my work requires you learn to ride Okada I still be learner. My new Okada never ready nah so my colleague give me one aprokah bike to be managing, decending down a hill, the brake flat pata pata, it was all this red soil.and rain had drenched it and super slippery, the rear wheels slipped, bike faced a gully by the side, I dropped both legs, braced for impact , front went in first, rear followed while still on the bike, slammed my right leg in the gully, okada crushed my leg against the road sha, i left the okada in the gully, limped home and told my workers to go get the okada. I was wearing safety sha reason I didn't break my legs or head.

Nah next day I know say something happened, felt pain for 2 weeks. Now I be mini expert, if brake fail for bike nah to jump off with my 2 left legs raised like Lui Kang no time and I don't speed pass 100km now on Okada

So you get two left legs. You must be a super human.

I've earlier predicted this.

The DSS I know wouldn't want him to leave their custody.

I doubt DSS will let him leave their facility even if they don't have a tangible evidence to hang him.

If at last the court discharge him, they will rearrest him and charge him for another offence so terrorism charges may be kept at one corner for him.

That's what you get when Nigerian government want to punish you. Your right doesn't matter but if you're on their good book Killing a human being(murder) will be treated as if you kill a Christmas chicken.