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This question go make many people dey think oh.

Person wey still dey package him life hoping say e go better go now sit down and rethink say which kind life be this self. Smile.

Anyway, on what I have achieved so far: I bought iPhone 4, I bought oraimo airpod, for the iPhone 4, my ex phone touch screen spoiled and I gave her money to repair it bcoz her current guy is broke.

Those are the major things I can remember. Ok another important one is my pastor see vision say I go own a Ferrari before this year ends that I should sow a seed so that the vision no go fail, so I sold my fan and gave him the money.

Hmm na inside heat I dey sleep since oh and I'm still expecting my Ferrari though.

[quote author=guobe post=127077391]Nigeria lady cries at the airport as she told his boyfriend that he should promise to come back for her.[/quoteTold "her" boyfriend not "his" boyfriend.

Man wear suutu to look cooperate enter plane.
So that Dem no go see am as local man when him land. African mentality, e fit be hot country he dey go so o. Lol nobody go tell am when he go comot am fling am away.

[quote author=guobe post=127077391]Nigeria lady cries at the airport as she told his boyfriend that he should promise to come back for her.[/quoteTold "her" boyfriend not "his" boyfriend

Prechgold1180:
If this is real
Then Omo mehn Kai what thy Bleep
Outta words

But mehn how come

Back to square one

U all should know this
It’s way too easy to lose all you worked for

Hard to get a good life
But very easy to destroy a good life


But if I M the man i will relocate to a place I v nva been befor
And start a new life

you make sense jare. His story is not totally true though, he's hiding some parts or psycho don enter.

On what you said being wealthy today doesn't guarantee one will still be tomorrow. Just as one day can turn one's life around it can also cause set back. May God no turn us to " I get am before"

blowjohn:
Which dey u go Dubai
Una go just enter naira land dey throw fabu

Do I need to be arguing with you on this? I don't think so, I didn't only go but lived and worked there, it's not a chest beating stuff so I won't continue to... You only see a country as big deal when you haven't been there so the way you see the country is different from mine.

I've also been to better countries ( not beauty wise but husling)

I said in my post that whenever there's flood in some areas, they use to bring tankers to siphon the water, with this you supposed to know I was speaking from experience.

Omo. whenever flood happens you'll see lot of tankers siphoning the water away, highly proactive but this one don pass tanker hand oh.

One of the best countries lived/visited.

thatigboman:
how comes same INEC declared him winner and gave him certificate of returns?

The matter self get k leg.

No submission of form to inec, no primary election, yet inec added him as one of the contestants coz his name would also be on the ballot, and same inec declared him the winner.

EdiskyHarry:
Hope murderers, kidnappers and arm robbers are not among

dem no dey give those set of criminals option of fine na.

Lol, I remember when I first travelled, this ps dey hold me I looked around everywhere clean and neat, see gbege, I tried pass the back of one tower maybe opportunity go dey, for where, I dey see some grocery stores oh but as jjc wey I be my mind no tell me make I enter one, coz for Naija some no go allow you, Dem fit say no water to flush. Omo na so I enter bus like that oh.

I reach where I dey go lift just go up see another set up, na so I rush the stair case with high speed. I used hand pin my John Thomas, the kind speed wey I take open the door, one of my guys inside no get paper lol, he near jump from window. I can't forget that day lol. Na small he remain make he slap me .

If everywhere clean no one will tell you, you'll give yourself brain, you see all the environment so neat and no paper flying around, you'll think twice before throwing dirt on the floor not to talk of defecating.

Hmm. If this's true, that means he wanted to test something like maybe his dealth could trend like mohbad's.

osuolale95:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U667nCoGCYM

So there are lots of giant rats terrorizing our chickens and food store.

Last night, we set trap for them. Unfortunately, this one happens to fall in trap.

One baba has took it for processing, he said it’s a good meat for amala.

"has taken it"

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OZIOGU1:
The results collated so far, APC is winning imo more easier than KOGI

"easier than"

I can't stop laughing all alone here oh

Ola9ja23:
Imagine if they arrest this one for defamation of character against the GCFR of Nigeria the useless IPOBidients that share him on won't be there to save his ass 🤣🤣😀😀🤣🤣

cheer not share, okay?

sirrotex:
Hello sir. Can you kindly advise on the current cost of transportation using the half way mode. From mile 2 preferably

With that description I gave, 30k still took someone from Akure to Accra 2months ago so that same amount should still take you from mile2 to Accra. Another person(a lady) did over Sabi and spent almost 50k, she enter one of those criminal okadas at aflao and he successfully delivered her to immigration officer and she was extorted

Budget like 40k for transportation but if you follow that description 30k will safely take you to your destination. Don't mind those Nigeria immigration officers before you reach seme border sometimes they'll be asking questions and want to extort you, only settle when crossing the border, if they ask where you're going, you can say ashipa to meet a friend but if you're with a passport you can answer them anyhow you like.

Be a good ambassador anywhere you go, keeping and maintaining a good name and record is golden.

Modified: Since people continue to use this guide I think I need to add some little"Jara".

This guide remain the same except the fees attached to it, due to naira fluctuations, more money should be budgeted. Thanks.

promise4040:
Nigerians go use their own go spoil show for others and themselves because Kazakhstan na European country.

Japa things are now on everybody's mind.

A sensible person won't rush to Kazakhstan because of Visa free, the nairalander that travelled there and was happy, even insulting Nigeria leaders, he was so proud of the country coz of "love at first sight"...

Those who read the story knew how it ended.

No one should carry desperation enter japa. It doesn't always end well.

Racoon:
How will the top military authority speak when they share the same fanatical ideological inspiration, beliefs, and indoctrination with this terrorists? Was this not how Isah Pantami, Adebayo Shittu were advocating for Osama Bin Laden yet were made ministers under the Buhari govt?

This is the lawless country one is unfortunate to share nationality with fanatics terrorists and their supporters in govt who openly insult the sensibility of people.

Now, in what capacity is this terrorists visiting the NAF? The Nigerian Air Force personnel that posed with him in that photo were fully aware of the secular nature of the Nigerian state but chose to go welcome the guest of the Sultan

Meanwhile, innocent Christians who attended conference in tandem with their religious convictions were termed terrorists and have been incarnated. God please why?

I Know you wished to write "incarcerated"

kennyz247:
Tinubu is worst than Buhari

"worse than" not "worst than".

You can go and learn comparative and superlative.

writeprof:
Thanks for this info. Please, what if a traveller wants to have his passport stamped in each of the borders, is there any challenge to that?

No much challenge only that you'll need to have yellow card which you can get at seme border especially if you'll be traveling the route regularly and be stamping your passport each time but you can still stamp your passport without the yellow card only that you'll be paying extra for it every time.

tensazangetsu20:
There's no job there.

You see? So that’s not an option.

tensazangetsu20:
Think of other destinations. 5 million can get you to Brazil or mexico if you are going to study but you will have to learn a new language. Be flexible and think outside the box

how will she be paying rent, feeding, paying for next successive sessions, etc.

Is she gonna get a job that'll be taking care of all these?

TMKsouth:
Colonialism did u real bad - Elizabeth II has since died but ensured your likes would for centuries remain her volunteer spokespersons despite the damage she and her ancestors did to Africans and our path to self-inspired historical development. Spits!

Have some pride in yourself.

Sentiment apart not because you’re a South African or I’m a Nigerian. Compare the level of development since blacks have been ruling SA, corruption allegations levelled on the leaders, the crimes are majorly committed by blacks, etc.

Blacks mentality(mostly centered around greed) are different from white.

Now let me ask you, with the ways the leaders are (post apartheid ), do you think if they were the ones ruling from day one and and SA is all black like nation, would it have attained the level of development it has today?

Case study: Egypt, Tunisia and co cannot be compared to black African countries in terms of development, what do you think it’s the cause?

I always say if our fore leaders had allowed the colonial masters to continue ruling us till 90s Nigeria would have been much more better today, even if they’re stealing the resources they’d have made sure the country is developed but our own leaders er on the other hand care only about stealing with no thought of development.

Even in the US black dominated areas are worse, dirtier, rougher and more crime.

To me agreeing on these doesn’t mean inferiority stuffs.

Almost all tomato paste brands have sugar. Some even list sugar in the content.

Taste a raw tomato and compare it with different brands of paste...

ojobolinda:
Mogbe!.. Hah!

Thank you sir

lol which one be "mogbe" if na your friend test, you better talk truth.

The thing dey sweet to chop but the result sometimes can bring high BP even to men.

Until the predictions they all made after Tinubu floated the naira come to reality before I'll be taking all these people serious.

A criminal got a free license to carry AK and co? This won’t end well. Even some good people turned to devil after joining the police.

Nobody should praise the selection of any technocrat abi Tecno here it's a rotating appointment based on alphabetical orders so even if na slowpoke dey there he's automatically qualified lol.

Modified.

Wow nice one nairaland I noticed this for the first time. Na another thing I typed oh but it automatically modified to "slowpoke"

So who will arrest the harm robbers. .

Harmless civilians?

Great lesson for those who easily lose their brain because of sex.

osazsky:
he won't survive it..that's more than 70 percent burn..he go die for hos

Since he's rescued by the police I think they'll take him to the hospital but the BIG question is who will pay for the treatment. I remember the time I was posted to guide an harm robber on the General hospital bed. This guy got shot in the thigh, the doctors were expecting the police to pay before removing the bullet... On a longggg thing.

His life will never remain the same.

Dear Lord, you know me very well that I have a strong heart and spirit but in this life I come, if there'll ever be a day I will turn to something like this, kindly take my life the previous day, Amen