₦airaland Forum

AgentNairaland:
Who knows maybe you're the next victim of Covik birus

It's like I know your type, you wish every one would suffer so you could blame 'the government'. Sorry I don't do politics bro, I just see the danger lurking with every breaking news. I don't converse with your type. Bye.

AgentNairaland:
Sorry I'm not in Nigeria, none of my relatives is in Nigeria

Hahaha, you wish. I hear you.

Topmaike007:
now they will know what less privilege people are facing getting treatment in our Morgue called hospital

As they've started knowing, so are we too in harm's way. If the virus decides to deal with us the same way its doing with developed countries, it's only a matter of weeks you would wish it never came in, even through your worst enemy.

AgentNairaland:
Closer to who??

If per chance one of the doctors attending to them gets infected, these doctors have families, their families have friends - rich and poor. It's a chain reaction. Ever wonder how even the most advanced of the countries in the world with world class medical facilities are not able to curtail the virus? You do not know what you're wishing for, you do not know.

AgentNairaland:
Once it's them Covik dey catch, We don't need to know the magnitude or fortitude self

Really, you really don't know. As e de catch them, na so e de get closer to US ALL.

AgentNairaland:
Good News..

They Should Re-Test Bubu Mr "Covik One Nine Birus" Again And Again

Once It's Them Covik Dey Catch No Problem, We're Happy

At This Juncture, I Wish Mr Abba Kyari Eternal Rest In ..... But Before Then, They Should Give Him Camel Urine As Prophet Muhammad pbuh Prescribed It As Cure For Ailments And Epidemics

It seems some of you guys don't know the magnitude of this disease. Good news? Really?

Banmeallday:
Curfew has not stopped terrorism and will not stop much of anything without proper infrastructure

What is wrong with Nigerians? We are talking preventive measures, you are talking what? Why do Nigerians make so much noise on the Internet?

Yenefer:
Imagine there's community spread in Nigeria. "When you have 3 people [with coronavirus], and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done." Now it's probably game over

Confirmed #coronavirus cases in Nigeria 37
STOP CRUSHING ECONOMY and CRUSH COVID-19

Isolate everyone over age 65

Isolate all with risk factors

Let others go to work, but keep focus on hygiene/6’ distance

If positive Covid test, treat ASAP with HydChlor+Zpac

Test as needed and track/isolate inverted or exposed.

WIN
But hey Covid19 is exposing the West. Just Google and see how the Asian countries deal with Covid19. They're spending billions of dollars making weapons just a common flu is exposing their healthcare system. France and England are fighting because of face masks. America is telling doctors and nurses to reuse face masks. Italy is asking US military to help them. I refuse Hollywood to brainwashed me

Do you read what you always type? Anyways, it's like you're starting to wake up to reality. Glad you've finally started giving us lectures on preventive measures.

I hope some noise making Nigerians now realize this sh.it is real? I hope we will stop playing the blame game and stop attacking and attributing everything to politics. I hope we will start taking precautionary measures to curb the spread and STOP MAKING NOISE?

I don't see citizens of other countries playing the blame game, rather I see them being more united in these trying times but see some comments here. What the hell is wrong with Nigerians?

NwaAmaikpe:




It doesn't matter where he is, he is lucky to even have a birthday to be celebrating.
Yesterday was the birthday of the husband of one of my mistresses, but he is in the morgue.

My greatest source of closure is that I donated a pint of my blood for his treatment and afterwards, he looked me deep into the eyes and thanked me saying his wife asked him to.
I may never know for which of the reasons in particular because I don't intend to ask.

Truly, I fear women more than I fear the corona virus.
Her husband is just a few hours dead and in an era of social distancing, our social connections are even stronger than ever.

May God have mercy on him and grant those of us he has left behind the stamina to take care of his wife and her enormous sex appetite.

Happy birthday Ronaldinho.

Hahahahaha, where has this N.i.g.g.a been? Welcome back bro.

Offpoint:
Don't panic guys, COVID-19 is not dead sentence, you might get hit by a bus, your building fall on you.

Covid-19 is the only thing that can kill, STOP THE PANICKING PEOPLE.

Stop the panicking people!
Stop the panicking people!!
Stop the panicking people!!!

Corona is not the only thing that can kill
Stop the panicking

Bro, you wrote that it's the only thing that can kill, later you wrote that it's not the only thing that can kill. Ah ahn, stop confusing our lives na...... Hehe, I know and now you know too that you made a mistake sha.

ishitinyourmouf:
rubbish. i can bet all the hairs on my scrotum that that nanny pushed her. fear all these nannies

Just my thoughts bro, but I'm not as sure as you though.

keleman992000:
The Homicide Dept of the police should do proper investigation. i smell rat or someone wants to cover up something. or could it be what i am thinking.

I'm thinking something too but I'm not saying it's what actually happened, it's just a thought. I've read several cases of nannies getting tired of taking care of babies entrusted to them and in the process they end up doing unthinkable things to such babies. Most old people behave like annoying babies, the care giver might be like such nannies....It's just a thought.

OdefaGirl:
Maybe you live outside the state if not, then your youths should stop waiting on the government for security....if not these people will wipe out the entire state and take over the land, but God forbid though.

When I was in Bauchi, whenever there's religious crisis my people back home were always thrown into panic because to them the entire Bauchi was on fire, meanwhile the only time I actually experienced the crisis was when I was in my final year. Thing is, people outside fear more than those who are actually in crises areas... And the way you guys see Benue isn't the way the media and the GOVERNOR has painted it to be. Benue isn't where you'd see fulani herdsmen walking around with guns as most of you guys think, Benue isn't a state troubled by 'Islamists' as some people outside think. Without a doubt these herders/farmers crisis is felt more in Benue/ Plateau but attacks are usually in the interior villages where inhabitants are usually helpless and not in the entire state as people think. You don't expect Uni agric community people in this case, who are known for their ruggedness to travel down to those interior villages to fight do you?
The scenario here is, for the past months these cultists have been at each other's necks. Just about two days or so a guy was killed within the premisis of Benue State university, these guys you see were killed by the notorious community members around Uni Agric because they were perceived to be on a reprisal mission. THIS IS A CULT THING! We are tired of hearing fulani this, fulani that as if that's all about the state. That's what the governor made people outside to believe just to cover up for his massive failure. For Christ sakes there have been other governors before him and in their time fulanis did the same if not worse. How did his predecessors manage the situation? Was it by making everybody believe fulanis have taken over Benue by burying victims in town and doing nothing about security in these villages and the state at large?

Ausrichie:
Such rubbish, for carrying locally made pistols can't they call the police to teach them a lesson. I am sure they did not want to grease the security man's palms such rubbish wetin concern the illiterate "community" self for school matter.

I'ts the ripple effect of what happened in the Benue State University Campus.These ones were most definitely going for a repraisal attack before they met their end. Sad, but we would have heard that another student had been shot in UAM. We for still hear death news either ways. How boys still have the guts to enter the University of agriculture campus to commit crime still baffles me. The boys in that community are not smiling, they themselves are heavy agberos but if you happen to bring your stubbornness from outside, you're gone. I've been working in both institutions for years, UAM is not like BSU where boys just stroll in and out committing crimes as they please.

Sometimes one makes multiple comments you know? Is there an option for deleting one's comments on Nairaland that I don't know of?

valarmorghulis:
Hnmmm, I did not propose anything, na she wan kill me with questions, "u sure sey u go marry me" thank God we are happily married with two children

Na after I marry naim one girl come de ask me how I take propose to my wife. I didn't even remember there was anything like proposal that time sef, we just plan then marry, dazzol.

easyfem:
all diz ppls no sabi lie sha ........... i trust my country nigeria ........ dem no dey teach pikin aw to lie ........... born to lie country



seem michael jacson has seen diz coming ............HEAL THE WOLRD

Bro abeg allow MJ rest, so the world has always been healthy abi?

Sometimes I wonder why terrible citizens do terrible things and all people come online to say and have been saying since 19Abraham is that the government is terrible. Who is 'the government'? Who makes 'the government'? Alot of us are terrible people and there's NOTHING any government - past, present or future can do until we stop being terrible beings.

Henrodah:
Abacha died the next day. If my memory serves me right.

Wrong bro, I guess you're confusing Arafat's visit for the Pope's.

Only a few of our mates had phones during our time in the university and nobody knew there'd come a time when phones would have the ability to take pictures sef . So much for the good old days.

What is wrong with me? I read almost half of the jargons she wrote? Hey! What is wrong with with me?

chatinent:
Man is wicked.
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No man should really be called a friend.
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But if this was as a result of slay-mama-ing, good for her; we warned 'em.

Stop na, besides she doesn't even look like one bro.

nanauju:
Was about taking ur point seriously until u deviated and said things about gullible. For a married man u claim to be, u didn't make any sense in ur writeup. If your wife is gullible, don't take it out on others, deal with her gullibility alone

You included yourself among the 'gullible women?' Unless you don't want to be truthful, this isn't about stereotype, neither is it an insult, it's a fact and yes my wife falls within the group too. I didn't include you, it's just a statement of fact. Sorry, it's clear you got annoyed along the way but I think we both know there's some sense in what I wrote. Thank you.

nanauju:
She's talking to married pipo, but I know it's the single pipo/men that will still abuse her on this thread

Meanwhile for fresh skin, go through my threads

Sister, I am a married man, so if the light goes off( you know NEPA) while I'm doing the do I should stop abi? Or if there's no light and it's late or I dont have money for fuel to power my gen set and conji comes knocking on our doors we should wait abi? Years ago when there was no electricity nko?... Oh, they only had s*x under the sunlight abi? I'm sorry to say but women are the most gullible when it comes to these 'men of god stuff'. Make una the use una God given brain de think small I beg. Please, I beg sister, don't take what that woman said seriously. I beg again.

I'm so sure most, if not all the people who burnt her acted based on hear say - " them say she blah blah blah ". What if someone just cooked up the story? A lot of Nigerians mumu die, a lot are steadily online showcasing their foolishness and a lot of the mumu and wicked ones are the ones who always blame our leaders, yet they're worse off.

YorubaKinging:
The bible is the only correct book of prophecy
It correctly stated there will be pestilences towards the end time
We are already at this time
This coronaVirus is a tool of control because when they start rolling out the vaccines (which they already made), it will be by means of identification..
You've to belong to the United world
This plague is just the beginning of the end

Bro, aren't you conspiracy theory experts tired of all these your theories any time some epidemic befalls humanity? There was this guy who argued with me that he was a 100% sure the Ebola outbreak was the end of the world! He was so sure that he called me a fool for not believing him. Each time there is a global outbreak you guys must come up with your theories which end up failing 100% all the times. If Nigeria was in existence as it is today during the ages of the black plague I'm sure we would have said the world had come to an end then too.

A whole lot of us are confused in this country, why? ;
1. First case of corona.
* Mr x: Very useless country and leaders, they were careless that's why it came in.
* Mr B: Even countries like U.S and co were careless?

2. We blame Buhsomebody for the virus - PDsomething.
* Mr X: Yes, the PDsomething are right, the man is such a stpid man.
* Mr A: So countries like US and co have stpid leaders that's why the virus crept in?

3. We are ready for the virus - Lai some body
* Mr x: Even the almighty U. S are saying they aren't prepared enough but hear what this stpid man is saying, stpid country.
* Mr A: But the 'almighty U. S' were careless and have stpid leaders according to your assertion, such an irony.
* Mr B: what he said was good, fear kills faster than the virus. People should stop spreading fear and must stop panicking. Speak positively.
* Mr C : It is good to always speak the truth, we are not prepared.
* CORONA : Yeye people, most of you weren't prepared for the Internet, you just use it as a tool for noise making. I'm watching.

Nicklaus619:
You believe that sh!t??

Bro, do you know about incubation period?

Mtcheeew, I wonder how these guys use politics to create disunity among the masses yet they buy it. The virus has spread to several sane countries yet we've not heard people making noise and playing politics with it, rather they are looking for ways to curb or totally annihilate the virus. Everything in this country must always end up with PDP this or APC that. Same set of people in different uniform making a hell of noise since 19Abraham.