₦airaland Forum

I no sure say this guy been manage styl plus o, his younger brother was one of, if not my closest friend and neighbor back in uni during the days of styl plus' reign o, this guy was in Jos doing student union things that year o. I say I no sure o, because somehow I for know that year o.

Amimdeen:
The whole nigeria, the most underdeveloped state is benue state. No infrastructure, no salaries, nothing nothing

Tell them bro, Benue has always been backward and even worse since 'in god we trust' became governor.

Hehehe, she just couldn't believe she had arrived. Welcome to earth babes

tartar9:
According to otedola,dangote's refinery is the 8th wonder of the world ...Afonjas and their hyping of their Fulani masters
Anyways, something tells me that project wont go out as planned,that something bad will happen.Things that big don't happen in Nigeria.

Broooos, why na? If nothing happens we complain, if something happens we complain again. Which way na?

Sermwell:
...and you that didn't study music is arguing with him. Do you know the meaning of poetic license in arts/music/poem?? please go and get some education about song writing/literature.

Ever since Nigerians gained access to the Internet, no matter how reasonable, intelligent or absolutely true any post is, there must always be that someone who would come to counter. I've not had someone come at me in a very long while online because I don't just post for the sake of posting but here you are. Mr Commissioner for music education, I neither argued with Tekno nor quoted you bro, read the topic of discussion, I might nod to some of his songs wholly because of his BEATS, but if Tekno's lines make sense to you please you both can carry your senses in peace and go please.

Oluwasaeon:
Tekno says hi

Hahaha, that Tekno guy, and I heard some time that he studied music, I don't know how true. His lines are almost always meaningless.

Who else didn't bother to pronounce the deputy governor's name in their minds while reading this news?

Be it the man or woman, it's not just right to abandon your kids particularly at that tender age. That said, it's the reason I intentionally chose not to marry a slay queen, I used to love them but I thought twice and got married to one woman who understands what this life is all about. There are evil men out there o, but the behavior of most, not all o, but most girls in this generation no make sense at all.

Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..

hahaha, so funny but I can relate. I think we all go through that stage, as a matter of fact mine lasted for so long until it got to a point I felt I wasn't like other guys, I attended an all boys school but started tripping for the first girl when I was in JSS 1 but couldn't do nothing!. I'm married now and before then I don't think I even wooed babes anymore sef. I just see you, if I like you, we start talking and with time it metamophoses into a relationship, simple naturally and no shaking of liver or heart beating. It will phase out, surely.

Good one, this guy only got into the news because he was caught, I know for sure there are other governors who have and are still embezzling far more than him but they've not been caught on camera. I'm not in anyway trying to justify any form of stealing, whether big or small but this guy is really working. At least if you steal work too, but will our greedy theify thiefy governors ever hear word?

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

Hehe, Ok, na you? We understand.

masterP042:
I think something is definitely wrong with our reasoning here in nigeria, okay, let's say he tried to bomb the church, should his name be the bone of contention?
Is this how we should react to a failed terror attack? We didn't even ask his sponsors, his network, how he was recruited into the act, etc. we are just after his name..
This name checking of a thing is a serious sign of tribalism and religious stereotyping. It's frequent here on nairaland. It's holding us as a people back on the way of progress. It shows this country is not really one, the marriage don scatter since 1967, we are just deceiving ourselves.
We should look beyond the tribalism and religious nepotism if we want progress.

You're one of the few right thinking persons left in Nigeria. Many have really gone insane in this country.

A criminal is being caught and all some bl**oody Nigerian religious idiot*s could do is point fingers. Where really has religion led us to in this country? If going by the way Nigerian 'Christians' think and act is what defines Christianity then I would have renounced Christianity a long time ago. The same thing I would have done if I were a Muslim by the way some of them act. But Muslims are not too audible online sef, they just act, 'Christians' own naim bad online pass. Rubb*ish.

The way religion and ethnicity have turned most Nigerians into hateful beings who no longer think objectively really surprises me. There are only a few reasonable people left in the land, most comments I read on the internet bordering on these two always make me sick.

Tonyspecial:
Pesin talk say he die last year

I even read am online sef, reason I hardly believe any news I read on social media.

She said she "survived what someone actually planned". What kind of rubbbish is that? Her gas exploded by accident or probably because of her carelessness while she was cooking yet she says it was planned by someone else? I detest overly spiritual people because they blame and suspect anybody around them for every action.

GamalNasser:
Shut up he is very loved by the Benue people for standing up to the murderous Fulani

You are so wrong, it is people like you outside Benue who loves Ortom. Almost every body in Benue including his 'supporters' know he's a perfect definition of failure, but he won the election and may still remain there for some crazy reasons only we from Benue know, and for those reasons I don't think Jime is going to win, but I strongly hope he does.....
And reading through your comments I discovered you're all about this Party stuff bro, nobody cares what party he belongs to, he has always been and is still a failure.

Na wah o, and the most annoying thing is some of these youths aren't even supporters of the said politicians they do these things for. They might just be doing it for the stipends they've been paid or promised. Some brains are really shallow.

kestolove95:
U withheld the surname you den release it, mumu

First thing I noticed too.

gloriaunobi:
For some of you quoting me and talking trash let's be frank and say the truth the Almajiri system is totally obsolete and it shouldn't be practice in this generation at all. Which mother will give birth and let her child out to be roaming like a cattle without headsman? Almajiri system is totally unacceptable in this generation and every man with his right sense should condemn it even cattle have someone guiding and leading them, but this one someone will carry plates and be roaming the streets from morning till dawn and some may end up not eating anything for that day, some of you condemning my statement what if you are the almajiri and you did not eat for that day what will come into your mind is not to create chaos and cause more problem to the society?

Let stop it jor

If government don't want to curb Almajiri I think this will...

No explanation would justify your first statement. Why have people become so inhumane? Sometimes I think we aren't ready yet for the Internet because people rush online to type whatever comes to their minds just to gain to gain recognition or what? I don't do all these tribal stuff but lately I've been noticing on almost all online platforms that most of these types of insensitive writings usually emanate from persons from a particular region. It's such a shame.

Flexherbal:
Good !

What we lack in this country are good leaders.

It's not just the leaders bro, the leaders are selected from amongst the people by the people. In other words, we are averagely not good people.

The content of this post is like saying having sex or eating food is sinful. Normally it is people who don't drink at all or people who have allowed alcohol take the better part of them who make such statements.This post is a rubbish post.

BluntBoy:
I don't understand o.

Is Adeleke University now a Christian university?

Bros, if you read the article you wouldn't be asking this question o.
To the topic, if I were a Muslim, I wouldn't bother enrolling in a Christian institution which spell out strict rules as these and vise versa. He knew from the onset the rules were unfavourable to his religion and he wouldn't be able to abide by them yet he went ahead only to start complaining when he's already way in too deep. I don't like it when people play the victim card unnecessarily.

Do you know there are thieves, murderers, liars, rapists etc, hovering the earth? Do you know some of us who are not among the list of those who do these vile things can sometimes do virtually nothing to stop them? This dressing is like serving food to a hungry rapist and telling him not to eat. Some, I said SOME, some girls have fish brains. What bloody attention would someone seek to dress this way?

Ah, ok, body double, not Theon himself. Rest in peace still.

MASTERCHIEF0847:
So the girl's education is a misplaced priority? Because you're an illiterate you won't understand the importance of education to the girl child.

Your comment is good bro, but if you knew Ortom then you would have known why he does certain things. You would have known if he were truly interested in education as you think or he's just doing this for show as usual.

Only people outside Benue and persons like Terver Akase love Ortom. Ok, this is a good gesture by the governor, a good gesture for the cameras. Ask him about the age long state scholarship to Benue state students...... Man says he's not aware of Benue state student scholarship after the same students paid in order to be enrolled in the scheme! He's neglected thousands but brought just one to limelight for people outside the state to praise him. So typical. The guy is so terrible. A governor who does things for the cameras , and there's someone here lying he has cleared one year arrears, why are some persons so wicked?

I served in Anambra too, Nnewi precisely (2011/2012). One thing I can attest to is that they are highly industrious people. Most people who are tribal or religious bigots are those who don't travel at all. Change environment, see for yourself and become a better person instead of relying on hear says.

Surrey2Bimshire:
Keep your cats indoor, put your litter boxes somewhere safe , get them cat toys and scratch posts with hiding place.
You should also wear them collars with their name’s ,your number etc in the collar (in case they wonder out of sight ) that way they won’t be tagged “witch “
Indoor cats have longer life span as oppose to outdoors

Bro, I'm a Nigerian, I don't think we keep indoor cats with tags and toys and all those stuff you listed. Well, maybe some people do, the elites maybe. We keep cats which walk freely in and out of the house. In fact one can hardly confine their cats to stay just indoors in my neighborhood. Why should a grown human slaughter two cats, come online to display the photos and ask if there's meaning to what he did? It's actually meaningless, fooli*sh and crazy.

umarshehu58:
It is normal thing. They do enter ceiling. They are wild cats, meaning they don't have home. We have them in our compound. I am targeting them. Me sef go post there picture soon

Not only wild ones. Once you get rat for ceiling them de enter.... And you want kill dem like this yeye OP too? Post am make I catch you first. You murder.... no, Caterer.

I love cats so much, seeing those two cats being slaughtered broke my heart. Why are we so st*upid in this part of the world. I'm so sure that's what some of my st*upid neighbors have been doing to my missing cats over the years. A cat in your ceiling and you're asking what it means? Most adult cats go there cos that's where rats like too and the best remedy for rat infestation is getting a cat!