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Crime › Re: UNIPORT Student Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl by zedman1(m): 10:17am On May 14, 2020
[quote author= post=89530032]Should this be the way ? Death sentence is barbaric and should be abolished already


Modified: To everybody quoting me una dooh.. this guy could have been used for some form of labour l, he must be good for something.. he could have even been left to ponder on his mistake in his cell room forever.. I just think taking a life is too much.[/quote]I understand the point you're trying to make, but he knew taking a life was too much yet he not just took it, but did it in a very barbaric way. So what do you think of such an individual?
Health › Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by zedman1(m):
junior20202020:
Help Me Recover My Glory

THIS IS MY STORY

I started masturbating partially at the age of 19, I was a shy guy I don't have a girlfriend, everyone taught that I was a virgin. This masturbation became serious at the age of 24. I decided to quit Masturbation.

I said let me visit a prostitute, I paid her 3k, we started romancing each other, but I noticed that my dick did not erect. I was highly embarrassed, I thought because the lady was older than me, she was 33 yrs.

I visited 3 more prostitutes which are young girls in their twenties, it was the same thing, the dick did not erect at all.

Note: I normally have rock erection Even when a lady sit on my lap, early morning waking up I also use to have rock erection before I meet the first prostitute. From there I went back to masturbation again partially. At the age of 21 I made my first 1.5 million naira through business, but I noticed since I started visiting this prostitute my business collapse I could hardly boast of #200k in my account.

Around 2018 I decided to get a girlfriend, because all prostitute I meet my dick cannot rise to penetrate them. My first girlfriend was cute, I love her and she loves me. One certain day something led to something we got intimate, I romance her very well she was already screaming, she wanted me to put my dick inside but I noticed it was flaccid no erection at all. She noticed and got up and dress herself. After that day she started giving me attitude and that was how I broke up with her.

I got about 4 more girlfriend all of them broke up with me when the notice that my dick does not erect. After all this I felt like the whole world is gone, I finally got another girl friend. Anything that would lead to romance I normally tell her that as Christian we must not have sex until we are married. She would say that this is the first time she is dating a guy like me. That she loves me with all her heart. We have dated for one year now without sex, I promise her that we would have sex on our wedding night.

I am currently 27 yrs and I feel dejected. Does it mean that I may never have a child of mine own. I got tired of my situation I went into 3 days dry fasting praying to God to deliver me from sin and to restore my lost erection. ..

On the second day of the fast I was in a trance and I vommitted a lot of poison. I woke up and thanked God. After that fasting I don't normally have bad dreams of evil spirit pressing down my spirit. But I noticed that my erection have not yet been restored. Please I need help. I need God to restore my Glory. I would never use it for masturbation or fornication. Help me on what to do. I am in distress
Erectile dysfunction is largely a psychological disorder. Nothing is wrong with your peni*s as long as you still get erections when you're on your own. You're not alone, almost every guy has/will masturbate but will not tell you. A lot of guys have gone through that embarrassing moment too in their lives at some points but just a few will tell you about it because (some) guys feel a sense of masculinity when they brag about their sexual conquests so they won't mention cases when they failed. First of all, know that this thing happens more to guys who have strong consciences (good guys) , or shy guys. Let me share my experience with you. It's a long story but be patient till the end, it will help you . I was a very good guy with a very strong conscience. I had my first girlfriend when I was in my 300 Level I think. My first se*x was awful, I penetrated but my erection lasted just some few minutes and the thing just turned flaccid. I didn't cum. I was so embarrassed. After that, no matter how I tried, I couldn't penetrate. I became so afraid of the thought of se*x. Fast forward, girl1 cheated on me, got pregnant, we broke up. I was only hurt a bit. Second girlfriend came into the picture. She actually 'toasted' me, I 'formed' a bit but later fell like a chicken. I loved her with all I had in me. She wanted se*x but my fears crept in again. I could not get junior to rise no matter how hard I tried. She succeeded once but I didn't last a minute before cuming. She said to me after that minute that "that was all she wanted ". Babe tried to help me psychologically to fight the fear of failing but I just couldn't. At last babe broke my heart to pieces. Got married to my childhood friend- she didn't know, infact they both don't know till date that we all had related at some points in our lives. The worst heart break I ever had. At this point I lost my conscience entirely, became brutal. It's at this stage most guys become players. Meanwhile babe1 had been begging me to accept her back, even after her child. I was brutal, so I took her back, not for love. I wasn't the good guy I was anymore. I didn't know where erections came from. I had very rough se*x with her on several occasions. For that she couldn't forget me until she got married. I guess she knew I wasn't ever going to settle down with her. Next was girl 3. I was still screwing girl 1 when I met girl 3. I met her immediately girl 2 broke my heart. I was still heartless. She was the most beatiful of them all. Beautiful like a mermaid (though I've never seen one), yet I just didn't have the heart to love her. She told me she was a virgin so I continued screwing girl 1 with no conscience, she never knew though. Fast forward, girl3 was always crying that I paid little to no attention to her. I began falling for her, my conscience started coming back, she started changing. The more I fell, the more she changed. I was trapped. She became terrible, but we couldn't leave each other. Beautiful girl with a very bad character, na dem. Three good years babe lied to me she was a virgin and all the years my fears came back. I was afraid of trying to have se*x because my conscience had come back. Well, I found out she was lying and out of anger, I tried and junior picked. We had uninterrupted se*x, no more fears anymore. I thought I had overcome the fear entirely. Until we broke up. She became too terrible, a total slay queen. I couldn't handle her anymore. I thought of going back to my brutal ways so I met girl4. I thought there'd be no strings attached I just wanted to play but she was thinking otherwise. She wanted a serious relationship. She didn't let me do it for quite a long time. Fast forward, I succeeded with girl4, Junior worked properly. She was a very good girl too. I wanted to move on to the next, I tried girl5 but my conscience came back into play. I tried several times on separate days to do the do with girl5 but junior could not stand! I couldn't do it with another cos I was with a good girl- girl 4. Fast forward, I'm married to girl4. I'm not a bad guy, life just dealt with me and made me do wayward things.
OP, there's nothing wrong with your peni*s, you're probably a shy or a good person. It's your brain that's playing with you. If you find a good wife, forget about junior failing you. Forget it like it doesn't exist, don't go monitoring it to check if it will rise or not during pre-intimacy. Junior CAN TAKE CARE OF ITSELF, STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. just touch her for some time, LEAVE JUNIOR ALONE, you will penetrate!
Politics › Re: Nigerian Politicians Before And After Pictures (Throwback And Recent Photos) by zedman1(m): 4:02pm On May 12, 2020
Oshiomole fine, no be today.
Crime › Re: I Helped Collins Ezenwa E-Money Kidnap Rich People But He Left Me Poor – Suspect by zedman1(m): 11:51am On May 12, 2020
TheABOMINATION:
I didn't think it was a thread that would hit front page so I decided to mess around a bit knowing fully well it was a different E-money.
Ok
Politics › Re: Video Of Governor Wike Cooking In The Kitchen by zedman1(m): 11:29am On May 12, 2020
Righteousness89:
The Man that Loves His People!


I Just Love This Man!

Looking at Wike, you will see a Man that Answers to no godfather..

A Man that is not under any kind of Pressure or fear from any Quaters..

Your Excellency, you may not be Perfect but you are a Good Leader..

Nigeria does not need Perfect leaders... Nigeria needs leaders who are Committed to the Safety and well being of its People

Gov. Wike has Shown that without fear or favor..

Carry on sir!
In your own case, I see two reasons for your comment;
1. You're the overly spiritual type who has lost every sense of humanity and have little use of your God given brain to decipher the difference between wrong and right as far as it is not related to anything 'church'. In other words, you're happy it is a hotel that has been demolished because it is 'the devil's house' so you see nothing wrong with the governor's action. I doubt if your thoughts would have been the same if it were a church that was demolished.
2. It's politics. You do partisan politics. You like people based on affiliations to certain political parties rather than following what's right.
I and... I believe a great number of persons here see your posts so often here on nairaland but with this post henceforth, I will see your posts as one coming from a bigot and an extremely dangerous fanatic. Some posts are really annoying, I typed this reply without going back to proof read and edit any thing I might have written out of my emotions. I just hope I have not insulted you somewhere along the line.
Health › Re: COVID-19: 239 New Cases Reported, 11 Deaths And 66 Discharged On May 9 by zedman1(m): 8:18am On May 10, 2020
landmark86:
NCDC we will not take this results.
We are just seeing figures like INEC rigging results.

Statement released by kwara state government this evening claimed they have 4 case with 1 casualty but NCDC results showed 6.

We all no the virus is real but this figure are not acceptable.
Meanwhile is Kogi not part of Nigeria anymore? Cos u can't tell that poor state with their uselessss governar will not have a single case of Covik-19.
Bro, if a case is reported in Kogi would you believe? How much tests per day do we conduct? Why do we accept results from other countries which are far higher than ours? Is the entire world scamming us too? Or is the virus in Nigeria only different or weaker than theirs? You guys should stop all these things you post online, you have myriads of crowd buying what you write who do not take time to think critically. It is such people who spread the virus out of ignorance.
Health › Re: Onyenachi Obasi Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In The UK by zedman1(m): 7:13pm On May 09, 2020
raymis:
Always showing us those who died abroad but refuse to show us those who died in Nigeria.
What would you guys gain from that? Was Abba Kyari or even the identities revealed here on Nairaland from China? It's this mentality that has driven the north into the sh*t they're into now. How else do you guys need explanation to let you know that it's the same virus that has spread globally that is in Nigeria?
Crime › Re: I Helped Collins Ezenwa E-Money Kidnap Rich People But He Left Me Poor – Suspect by zedman1(m):
TheABOMINATION:
E-money busted. I always knew he wasn't pure but this still exceeded my expectation.
Haba bros, you write well yet this is coming from you?
Health › Re: COVID-19: FG Dispatches Team To Jigawa Over ‘Unusual Deaths’, Almajiri Cases by zedman1(m):
EjaikreTheViper:
scam corona

fraudsters!
Why do we like this word 'scam' in Nigeria? Corona spread globally, they believed. Corona catch Italian man for Nigeria, dem say na scam. Corona enter Nigeria, them say why we no close borders. Small time corona catch Abba Kyari, they were happy, Kyari died, they were happy. Few days later they said it was scam, no be Kyari body dem bury. Corona catch people small small, dem say na scam, that why is the spread so slow. Besides, they haven't announced any one they know so they don't believe it's real, we forget too fast in this country, Kyari and the rest died of malaria, they are history, it must be scam. Corona vex add gear, dem say na scam, na typhoid and malaria, the numbers can not be so high, besides it is permitted to spread so fast in other countries except Nigeria, our case is always different. Our own is scam. I hope corona doesn't scam you guys before you believe it's not a scam. Anyways, what am I typing sef, even if it comes to you and yours , no shaking, no reason to reply me with 'back to sender' because it actually doesn't exist, las las na scam. Na so.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Oyemade Disagrees With Oyedepo, Oyakhilome On The Closure Of Churches by zedman1(m): 11:21am On May 09, 2020
Openbusiness:
I stand with Pastor Chris and Bishop Oyedepo! Pastor Chris we know, Bishop Oyedepo we know, hu be this wan? undecided
Sad bro, because you don't know him? See what 'Christianity' has been reduced to?
Romance › Re: I Can't Stop Thinking About Him by zedman1(m): 2:43pm On May 07, 2020
He could be shy and nervous like I used to be back then in school. He may feel a strong feeling for you but you giving him green light might be what's scaring him. My greatest fear then was when I notice a girl tripping for me, and they so much used to. It scared the sh*t out of me.
Crime › Re: Ato, Owner Of Star Shawarma Detained By EFCC Officials In Makurdi Over N1,600 by zedman1(m): 2:33pm On May 07, 2020
Give some people power they transform into something else.
Romance › Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by zedman1(m): 5:25am On May 07, 2020
NACE13:
I distanced myself from my close buddies because they didn't like her and she didn't like them as well. She's everything a man should not ask for in a woman, well except her incredible physique and pretty face that is all.Her character is -20. I sympathise with the man who's gonna wife that girl.
After she dumped me, my buddies mocked me for days. But what can I say, I was only 19 and silly drunk in love then
So many people just keep talking about my ex in this thread. I've seen too many narratives sounding like it's me pouring out my heart. She must have been the devil we talk about.
Romance › Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by zedman1(m): 5:17am On May 07, 2020
EmzyT:
I would go to their House and help her with all her House Chores cry

I give her my last dime just for her to be happy angry

How far about the relationship now grin

Was claiming Virgin, and i was happy forming "A guy with a Virgin Babe, na me go break her" cool Little did i know that the girl has pacific Ocean under her leg...

Chaii, I don mumu for this life no be smallcheesy
You just described part of my experience, except for the house chores part. I was /am a busy boy/man so I bin no fit get chance wash her mama plates. But as a very good boy that I was, I bin do everything for that my yeye fake virgin.
Romance › Re: How My Ex Left Me After She Discovered My Salary Was 45k, I Now Earn This by zedman1(m): 4:57am On May 07, 2020
helinues:
Are you pained just cos someone moved on?

How are you sure she left you cos of the salary voucher she saw?

High or low salary, someone that will leave you will still do. So?
Be grateful you've never dated a broke beautiful girl. I can relate to what the OP wrote here, it happened to me too. They make you a foo.l for love. All they need is money, money and money and all you do is provide hoping they'd be grateful and cool off a bit but the more you give, the more they ask. They always come up with one problem they want you to solve or another and like you've been cast by a spell you'd find every possible way to meet their needs. I want to believe the OP did nothing wrong besides what he said was the reason. Most guys who go through such relationships are very good guys -Yeah, I was a very very good guy then too, never remembered a day I offended her(I'm serious), we broke up for the same reason as the OP, and that was exactly my pay then in 2014 (45k). Ordinarily this story should be in the past because I'm married now, but it's because you expressed doubts about the OP's reason. For the fact you've never been a foo.l for love doesn't mean it doesn't happen to people. I was a foo.l.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Body Of Nigerian Nurse In US Removed From Her Home (Video) by zedman1(m): 9:49pm On May 06, 2020
ehardetola:
Kindly help me visit any isolation center, and take some pictures and videos on my behalf please.
I thought you needed some pictures to believe. I already believe cos I know someone who has it and believed it existed before this moment hence I don't need to go to any isolation center. I pray it doesn't get to that stage where someone you know contracts it before you believe. There wouldn't be any need for the needless questions you guys ask here. It's really sickening.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Body Of Nigerian Nurse In US Removed From Her Home (Video) by zedman1(m): 1:34pm On May 06, 2020
ehardetola:
Amen ooo, exactly my questions and am yet to get reply.
You could go to an isolation center. I'm sure you'll get undiluted information there.
Health › Re: COVID-19: 6-Year-Old Girl Tests Positive In Jigawa by zedman1(m): 1:25pm On May 06, 2020
ursullalinda:
Oh dear.......May God heal her.......it won't be nice for this virus to spread to kids......that will be disastrous.
Kids have better chances of survival, the more your age, the more the severity.
Politics › Re: The Strange Satanism Of Bill Gates - By Reno Omokri by zedman1(m): 3:14am On May 06, 2020
Smug4real:
You own him no apology. His response makes no sense to be honest. Bill gates inherited philanthropy from his parents (according to his response when he was interviewed to know why he is so obsessed with philanthropy)... I guess his parents had hidden motives as well. �... Or maybe they knew from the onset that their son would become Antichrist in the future... Ignorance is a disease you know.
I goggled and read about bill gates and his contribution to humanity and was mesmerized.
That's it bro, some times comments from such persons leave you speechless. They're just so dense.
Politics › Re: The Strange Satanism Of Bill Gates - By Reno Omokri by zedman1(m): 10:17pm On May 05, 2020
Chosen1984:
Before the devil destroys people, he lures them with cucumber and Onions!

Ask Micheal Jackson, whisteny Houston,Kobe Bryant and Many others who have connection to the illuminati cult
First, who is 'whisteny Houston' please? Secondly, the thing about overly religious people is that..... I didn't mean to quote you please. Sorry.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Anti-lockdown Protests Around The World (Photos) by zedman1(m): 7:46pm On May 05, 2020
Someone once said the difference between Americans and Nigerians is the leadership structure, that Americans have intellectuals in leadership positions while Nigerians have most leadership roles controlled by illiterates or half baked literates. That most of the citizens of the two countries behave the same way...... I believe.
Politics › Re: 245 New COVID-19 Cases Reported. Total 2802. 417 discharged. 93 deaths by zedman1(m): 4:23pm On May 05, 2020
Mrmourinho:
it's agreeable that there's no specific medication for it, buh chloroquine and Remdesivir have been proved to mitigate the effects till the immune system of d body regains the ability to fight back, but what I'm saying is dat d virus can't enter ur body and leave like dat without any medication, ion believe dats possible, even though there's no cure, chloroquine subsidizes it, but to think of d fact that u didn't use any medication and it left just like dat, it's hard to believe bro
Sometimes you have catarrh (a viral disease) and you don't take any drugs but it just goes away. So many viral diseases behave that way, none I believe has a cure, some get into you and just phase out on their own with time. I believe some persons contracted the virus, didn't know it was the virus, took no medications and got back on their feet while others were unfortunate and died of the same virus.
Health › Re: Union Bank Staff Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos by zedman1(m): 3:57pm On May 05, 2020
MyVILLAGEpeople:
What if it's something else that killed him ??. They now attributes all deaths to Covid 19. Besides this Covid 19 in Nigeria is a big scam.
Government has seen it as an avenue to loot as usual. The pictures circulating yesterday actually shows people don't believe in it. angry angry
When will you guys stop making statements like this? When?
Health › Re: Gombe COVID-19 Patients Protest Over Inadequate Medical Attention, Block Highway by zedman1(m): 3:04pm On May 05, 2020
Nenejeje:
Lol
I thought the virus affects the lungs. How come this ones can protest even with the virus.

Is there something they are not telling us?
I dont blame people who dont believe the virus exist
No be everybody wey get the virus de hold dem chest or die o. Do you know some persons could contract the virus and it would phase out without them even knowing it's the virus? Those people you see there are like time bombs. You never can imagine the catastrophe those 'healthy looking' people can cause.
Politics › Re: 245 New COVID-19 Cases Reported. Total 2802. 417 discharged. 93 deaths by zedman1(m): 8:27am On May 05, 2020
Mrmourinho:
U dat knows something about the virus, educate us na, an in-depth study by a university in Texas shows dat Malaria and typhoid patients have a very high tendency to test positive to CoronaVirus, so wats ur point? u guys should stop all dis grandstand and make proper use of your reception, I won't blame u guys Sha, most of us dey chop properly, so everything seems normal
You guys make unnessary noise online. Ok, I agree, it's typhoid and malaria that is presently in Nigeria, Nigeria's case is different, we are resistant to the virus. Ajebo, chop your food properly in peace and stop rubbing it in our starving faces. Are you happy now?
Politics › Re: 245 New COVID-19 Cases Reported. Total 2802. 417 discharged. 93 deaths by zedman1(m): 7:34am On May 05, 2020
makanma:
you talk as if you work in the lab with them.....you what do you know about the virus?
I need to work in the lab to know about how the virus spreads? After all these months it has been ravaging the entire world you still believe Nigeria's case is different? You should be quite consoled the rate of spread isn't even as fast in Africa compared with other continents. If you had been following the news from the start you wouldn't have any need to ask that question. You don't need to work in the lab or see pictures before you know.
Politics › Re: 245 New COVID-19 Cases Reported. Total 2802. 417 discharged. 93 deaths by zedman1(m): 6:59am On May 05, 2020
Sparrow0:
All these audio reports ehh, I haven't see any video showing us people in the isolation centers.
Not saying it's fake though but at least they should show prove.
You could simply walk into one of the isolation centers if you need undiluted video proof bro. This una 'audio' thing de pain person ear right now.
Politics › Re: 245 New COVID-19 Cases Reported. Total 2802. 417 discharged. 93 deaths by zedman1(m): 6:54am On May 05, 2020
u11ae1013:
Honestly I don't know what to believe again, is it pawpaw and goats testing positive or states deliberately inflating figures.

A doctor told me that if you have high fever, or typhoid, there is a high probability that your result will come out positive
Even at this point you're still asking such a question bro? What is really wrong with Nigerians? Some guys were happy when the virus came in, then I felt pity cos I knew they didn't know what they were wishing for. Now see the question you're asking at this stage, you still do not know anything about the virus?
Health › Re: Jigawa Begins Sample Collection For The Almajiri Returnees by zedman1(m):
DontCough:
Like you mean they aren't humans?
What majority fail to understand is that Almajiris are victims of the culture & system of the North. If a German child is raised and exposed to the Almajiri system, he'll be the same like those children up North.
If you Davash were born in America, you probably would the best Media Analyst by now. Just thank God for your own life. Life is nothing but a priviledge.
I like people who think like this, sadly there are only a few people left, particularly here in Nigeria,
who think critically and objectively.
Crime › Re: Ikorodu Residents Mob Bimbo Cash, Steal Food Items Meant For Donations by zedman1(m): 9:57am On May 03, 2020
It's these kind of things that make me super angry whenever I hear people always complaining about "the government ". Who is the government? Who makes the government? Majority of us have stupi*d attitudes, we steal, murderer, kidnap, lie, etc, yet the only song we know how to sing is "the government". So since Nigeria or even Africa as whole was created we've never had ONE GOOD PERSON to rule us? If we've had, then why all the mess? And in we've never then we all are the mess, period!
Health › Re: 220 New COVID-19 Cases Reported. Total 2388. 385 discharged. 85 deaths by zedman1(m): 7:19am On May 03, 2020
XANDERBOY85:
Hehehehehe grin grin grin

If a rugged nigga is scared like this, wetin you wan make the rest of us do?
Hehehe, I tire. Reminds me of one of ruggedman's skit off his "ruggedy baba" album those days. Niggaa call himself 'gangsta number one' but las las na rat come pursue am commot from studio.
Health › Re: COVID-19: 'They Have Abandoned Me' – Susan Okpe, Benue Index Case by zedman1(m): 10:26pm On May 02, 2020
StivoeDevoe:
Personally am short of words concerning this matter infact I really lack who to trust in this case because the first case in kano no federal government agencies came to confirm it by them self like wise kaduna katsina and other states but in benue the federal government health agencies came to see the patience and for a good reasoning it because the governor of benue is not in a good terms with the federal government and that was the reason why they follow it inthotho if ortorm is APC I would have gladly believe my sister but he is not APC so I lack where to merite and demerit how ever if this woman is not positive let her be free oh
Haba, No na bro, what has partisan politics got to do with this one? Ortom's case is indescribable, moreover he was in PDP, switched to win in APC then back to PDP. He has romanced with both parties and we all know how he has been performing far below expectations, so why are we still talking Party in his case? Ortom has been the one inviting the Federal government, not the other way round. Matter of fact, a corpse sent from Benue for autopsy to ascertain if it was covid-19 positive was rejected because the guy had been dead for too long. The federal government's intervention (which ordinarily was supposed to be normal) was as a result of the misunderstanding between the state and the woman because both Ortom and Susan refused to back down, the air had to be cleared..... But still no show.

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