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ilogbe_: Nothing ... It is non of our business.. Wtf is wrong with dis forum

azzzin eh.... Ȋ̝̊̅ taya for pple... Op you mst be mad! Wetin concern me wit whether dem resemble or not?!

babs2aroks: http://dailytimes.com.ng/opinion/how-behave-car-owner-nigeria

Has any one read the book "How to be a Nigerian" by Anthony Enahoro? This post reminds me of the book.... Same style and same fun feel.... Wonderfull!

Mcleo007: A man is marred when he appears filthy and unkept. He also loses face appeal. This gets worse when the man in question keeps hair on his head. A well groomed hair makes men look their charming best and of course, it tells a lot about one’s personality and appearance. If the hair is not properly kept, the result will be damaged hair. A good hair starts with a proper cut. Just as the body, a man’s hair needs proper maintenance in order to add to a great look.

The tips:
· You have to avoid using hot water to wash your hair because it takes away essential oil in the hair and might lead to dryness.

· Please, avoid using chemicals like hair colouring or perming because it can cause a damaging effect on hair.

· Get a good shampoo for your hair to cleanse it of dirt and unwanted particles that get into the hair as a result of outside activities.

· Avoid using a brush on wet hair which might damage it; instead use a wide-toothed comb to gently work out any tangle.

· Avoid using heated tools like blow dryers, as it could cause harm to the hair.

· Use a good hair conditioner to moisturize, smoothen and add shine to the cuticles.

· Go for a nice hair cut that will complement your style.

· Eat well-balanced food; get enough rest and plenty of water to retain a healthy scalp and hair. This is very important, at least for a healthy living; it’s incontestable how water is important.

·You can also apply cream or oil to hair for that desired shiny look.

http://itsdavidleo..com/2012/07/mens-hair-care-tips-for-grooming-hair.html

Tyson nd Marvin Gaye guys.... Enjoy ur lyf bro... Jst don't preach it!

Mr.chippychappy:
This WAKU guy has sold his people in the middlebelt to the Fulanis in exchange for political influence . Thats none of my business anyway as far as i am concerned Oritsejafor should leave the Middle belt folks to handle the "monster" they created by themselves . We would be fine down south BUT should this Boko bas.tards try anything down south THEN Pastor Oritsejafor can speak to the international media but for now leave the middlebelt guys and the fulanis to settle their "in house" wahala after all they are all "ONE NORTH" so this is probably just a case of sibling rivalry

whu be dis bast.ard? Oloshii!! Evu!! Ewu!! Onura!!

Dondav: ***CORRECT ANSWER FOR MUMU
QUESTIONS***
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."

2. When its raining and someone notice you going out yet they ask,are you going out in this rain?
Ans:"No! In the next one."

3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."

4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you

STALE

eghost247: this is not in anyway funny

same thing I thought

Josydaky: My favorite movies i watch as a child are wizard of oz and the secret garden. What are yours?

So non of una watch Yemi my love shey? Sound of music = best movie eva!!! #Classic

Ayorh4you: Macbeth, Hard way n d only way, Nico above d law, indiana jones

suprize Suprize! Saw same movies as a kid. Coincidence?

Mcdondayan: i was told as a kid dat if ur tooth goes off and you dont throw it on the roof of a house another one will not grow.my elder brother will swallow a small stone and bring it out from the back of his head and he will tell us its magic.my cousin was told dat if he bed wetted a snake will be tied round his waist and we will beg him not to bed wet. We were also told that if somone crosses his leg over your head u will not grow again and if u are flogged with the mouth of a broom it will

hehehe... Memories.

donigspain: GBAGUAN (1000000X)
»»grew more confident after reading««

doginspain? Ok, I undastand nw

RealBitch: Men like this are the reason women should dig for serious gold

luckgames(m):
dig deep
sorry
No Gold, Now What?

Birds of a feather. Smdh

donigspain: ^^^ GBAGUAN (100X)

»»fainted after reading««

the story made sense jor... Yeye pesin lyk u

mitobiju: stop my engine, rush out of the car,stand in front of the car that brush me n order the driver to come down. If its an okada,i wil just remove his key n grammar starts.

na the kind topic wey I dy lyk be dis... Biko pple, kip the replies coming. I don laff tire!

sylve11: Felt really disappointed after calling it off but happy at last. I realised i was dealing with the devil when she calls and insults me at will,(may be over a tiny misunderstanding) even sometimes insults my friends and family members, then later come to apologise. I have been telling her that things like this don't last forever; that somedays i will find my way, but she never understood my language. Well i called it off and she attempted suicide twice according to her friends and family members. Now, is that my fault? My finest days is yet unknown, so why dwell with such a rude demon? Better to be single than marry and live miserably all the rest of ur life. Am happy now, am happy.

mehn, same thing happnd to me, she insults ma fam, my friends and everytin I luv nd hold dear... Now she dey beg! For wht na?!

if my dad steals, I will jail his secretary and deputy/vice. Shikena!

irongate jnr: Despite the best efforts of his current club to keep the Croatian, it is being suggested he will move to Old Trafford for a fee which could rise to £30m, depending on appearances and success.

The 26-year-old is currently with his country at Euro 2012 and is expected to sign for the Red Devils when he returns, barring any last-minute interventions.

United were recently beaten to the signing of Lille winger Eden Hazard by Chelsea after the club thought they were favourites to land the 21-year-old.

They will be keen to tie up the deal with Modric quickly to make sure the same thing doesn't happen as the Stamford Bridge club are known to be admirers of the playmaker.United are reportedly offering the Croatian a four-year contract worth £26m, with a weekly wage of £125,000, according to the Sun newspaper.

Sir Alex Ferguson wants to rebuild his squad after his team finished without a trophy last season.

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/901435-luka-modric-close-to-25m-man-united-transfer-despite-spurs-efforts

Mod!! How dis kain stupid gossip take make front page na?? Rubbish!!!

Biafra4tharmy: Thats goodnews. I wil rise financial aide and hardwares to this group. Greeting from our Saviour Jesus Christ

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china_kobo: when people are less busy, they just cook up something and post on nairaland.

Exactly my point!!!!!

vicoloni: A close friend of mine just called to inform me that a young lady whom he just met casually recently just called and told him she is pregnant for him. He was still trying to absorb this rather funny claim only for her elder sister to call and rain threats on him.

My friend is a practising xtian and happily married with children. He claimed to have given her a lift about a month ago because she is the younger sister to a former neighbour.

If I didnt know my friend very well i would not have doubted the girl's claim.

Kindly offer advise on what he should do. I have a feeling some people are just trying to smear his good public name. My friend is a respected minister of God in my area.

Regards.

And the lessons from this story/fable are.......?

dani1luv: [size=13pt]Topic Says: What Is The Role Of A Nigerian Boyfriend?
Answer: Suck Puuussssyssyyy [/size]

Well said broda! Well said.

ZUBY77: Exactly who they needed. Combative mifielder with an eye for goals. Great signing fergie. Now someone will stop hazard.

combative my a$$!! *hisses*

Silva79: nothing dey satisfy 9jirians! Oya TELL US WHAT U THINK SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE IMMEDIATELY!

For say your family member dey nw, the mata for switt me well.

9free: Medicine after death! Only obtainable in Nigeria!!

And it took 154+ deaths to make the senate ground the airline abi?? I tire for Naija sef.

Excelboi: op thank God! Ur use english has improved.

so maybe that same God can help you?

Excelboi: op thank God! Ur use english has improved.

so maybe that same God can help you?

smile4kenn: President Jonathan photographed wiping tears from his eyes at the site of the Dana plane crash today. He cried so much today that everyone began to console him. Take heart Mr. Presido. We know you love us all so much.

Fresh Air

abeg!! Na crocodile tears be dat! Mr. Jonah don miss road nd Naija is heading for doom!

[quote author=Aqva]My younger brother whom i give money told me that he is broke. I asked him what he usually does with all the money he receives from myself, my siblings and even my parents. The stupid boy told me that he gives his girlfriend N20,000 every month as allowance. A boy who is just 22years and still a student is giving a girl allowance I almost slapped the lad.
Is this what Nigeria has turned to? Is it now the responsibility of boys to take over the responsibilities of their babes even i i bet your bro is 'fugly'!! So him jxt dy try tie d babe down ni

Dyt: U ALL R GETTIN IT WRONG
HE DOESNT PAY ME FOR ANYTH

GOSH Y DO U ALL THINK LYK U V GOT SM BRAIN TUMOUR
I 4GOT NL IS FULL OF KIDS

OUTTA ERE

oya educate us. Being the elder 'money-grabbing' sis you are.

Dyt: my bf gives me 10k every week and is still not enuf

ur bf prolly works. And then agen he's paying for ur luv and services renderd. So am sure u report to his room every nite, do his laudry, make his meals, do d dishes and any oda odd thingy he demands of u!

Dyt: my bf gives me 10k every week and is still not enuf

ur bf prolly works. And then agen he's paying for ur luv and services renderd. So am sure u report to his room every nite, do his laudry, make his dishes and any oda odd thingy he demands of u!

dayokanu: When Beyonce don open nyansh for you and you don shack ogidiga and alomo plenty, ready to dive your pricck inside and your momsie call say "John, wake up, Its time for school"

Hahaha... Na die be dat o!!

shenaz: Hello everyone. Am a new member.

And so?