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udemzyudex:
when you see a lady, ask her that question.

Because we both already know the answer?
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Elliot2:
Make we dey follow the cruise ship wey op bring dey go until e hang for Suez canal.

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olaolulazio:
to beg Paul for her.

Mumu girl

SweetDipBenny:
U deserve d pain u gettin

princejakes:
Your wahala be like keke maruwa
Thank God for the life of brother paul

Kellzmorgan:
As much as u try to deny it... U be confirm oloshi and that life will never depart from u
Nne to be a cheat will ever be in u

U sent someone u haven't even met before ur nude online...chai chineke

Gerrawt from here

SweetDipBenny:
I'm not even sorry for u

AlphaStyles:
PAUL DON SUFFA

jacoik:
lolxxxxx hahahaha guy u for add wickedness join it name na. u say d olosho na expert ? lol

Duplexxx:
Keep it mind you've breaked Paul heath very painful instead of Paul feeling it is you that felt for Paul

Why girl like you can't control ku"tail and you are just 18 means 25 no test

You've lost all

Go back to Paul and try to deliver him so that both of you can be born again

Heathrow44:
Olosho!!!

tunapawizzy:
U had a high grade simp, yet u goofed.....oga abi na madam, dem dey follow u o

ashawopikin:
paul sef na mumu, teenagers of nowadays

ACE1010:
My prayer is that I don't have a daughter like you. Girls like you don't deserve a good man.....I'm not condemning you though

saajus:
Sorry, you've lost him. Take this lesson to your next relationship. You are very young and has a lot of time to learn.

Davon91:
nonsense girl

Oshokalo:
u are so dirty,hahaa

AsherAmari:
Stop feeling pity for Paul because you didn't put him through anything, rather you put yourself through a whole lot of mess therefore you should pity yourself because it was your body that got messed up and uselessed. So Paul has nothing to lose.

udemzyudex:
One of the things I've learnt in a relationship is that if she cheat and you forgive her, she will still cheat again

kripen:
Cooked up story, I have never seen a guy this will happen to. Please have you seen one?

Likely made-up tales by the Moonlight....
Probably FICTION cooked up by some MISOGYNISTIC dude.

Paul no, Peter ko!
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udemzyudex:
One of the things I've learnt in a relationship is that if she cheat and you forgive her, she will still cheat again.

#fact.

And what happens if HE cheats and you forgive HIM....
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Kayberg:

This story….sounds very familiar….
But I can't tell….

It’s made up, that’s why!
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Elliot2:
Circumstances help unveil our real colors. So my dear, na olosho u be. You, chastity, fidelity and true love no get any business for this life.

NiRfreak:
And what are we suppose to do

JudgeKronos:
I stopped reading when I saw ‘you sent your nude pictures to a guy you met on Facebook ‘

Two things I don’t do with this uncircumcised generation 1. Argument
2. Advice

Please don’t quote me......

valentineuwakwe:
You were 18 wen you started with Paul....Abeg how old wen you wen you started dating the first n second guy?

dnt knw wat to counsel an expert like you

Millimann:
Just meeting guys up and down.

Telegram234:
So what do u want us to do now?

SmellySperm:
you still love Paul bla bla bla..

love kill you there
you ladies don't ever appreciate good guys

OriginalZombiE:
The paul sef na mumu.
How many times them go cheat on u before u give yourself brain?
The guy fit never even straff the op
I mean wtf

Tonymegabush1:
Hard copy., Don't be too nice with a lady you are dating to avoid been taking for granted

daniel34840:
You were 18 wen you started with Paul....Abeg how old wen you wen you started dating the first n second guy?dnt knw wat to counsel an expert like you

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....

Hmmm.....this is to say Paul was a bitch ass niggarr or rather a pussy ass niggarr

Tales by the Moonlight...
Some dude wrote this FICTION! LMAO!
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BigCabal:
How we met
It took me three years to get admission into the university. During that time, I was attending a tutorial in Ibadan, and that is how I met Paul, a friend of my friend. My friend introduced us and we got really close. After talking for a while, I discovered I like him. The feelings were mutual, so we started dating on my birthday, November 7th. I had just clocked 18, he was 17, and I wasn’t looking for a relationship then, but I just knew I couldn’t let Paul go away.

The thing is; I have suffered emotional abuse and have been depressed for a while now. I have been molested twice, and I couldn’t even tell my own mother because she was always so harsh towards me. It got so bad that I even had to leave home to stay with my aunt. I had attempted suicide twice, and I have a lot of insecurities. Paul was there for me anytime I needed someone to talk to. He loved me and I always wondered why. He knows all my flaws, but I still could not understand why he loves me so much.

The first mistake
It was the best relationship I ever had. He was understanding, helped with my depression and academics. We never had serious fights, just a few misunderstandings over little things. Everything was going good for a year until I met some guy on Facebook, John. John and I started talking, and the chats progressed to the point where he asked me to send him nudes. I sent some with my face hidden because I was so sure I would never see him in real life. He lived in Lagos, I lived in Ibadan, and I didn’t plan on sleeping with him. Unfortunately for me, he attended the same secondary school as Paul. One day, John posted my picture on his WhatsApp status, and Paul saw it. Paul asked how he knew me, and John told him everything. Paul forgave me, but I knew he was hurt.

The second mistake
In 2019, I finally got admission into University, but I somehow got scammed of my acceptance fee. I couldn’t tell my parents or Paul because I felt so stupid. Instead, lied to him that my parents couldn’t pay the acceptance fee, I couldn’t tell him the truth. Covid-19 came, so schools couldn’t resume and the deadline for payment was up. I was planning on running away cause of shame, so I wanted to break up with Paul. I was stressed. One day I went to see a friend, and I ended up drinking with him. We almost had sex, but I was on my period so it didn’t happen. I initially didn’t tell Paul about it, but I eventually told him about how I went drinking and how I almost cheated. He was disappointed but forgave me.

The third mistake
The money for the initial acceptance fee was something I eventually raised, but because I was paying late, the price had increased. I was so desperate, and because my parents were having financial issues, I was ready to sleep with anyone for money for my school fees. Then, I met this guy who promised to take care of me, and I slept with him thinking he’ll help. I keep texting and sexting him so he would feel interested, but hasn’t said anything. This led to me breaking up with Paul. I told him it was because I needed time to be alone, but it was really because I couldn’t tell him I cheated on him.

The end
Paul and I eventually got back together, but it was because he did not know I cheated. He found out after reading my chats, so he left. I tried explaining to him how I only did it because I was desperate, but he thought I chose the man over him.

I feel bad and selfish about what I did. He deserved better than me, and I wish he listened when I told him before we started dating. This is just the kind of person I am. When I think of the fact that the person I slept with didn’t even give me any money, I feel I lost both ways.

I will probably sink deeper into depression because I finally lost the only person that ever cared. Paul is a good person that didn’t deserve any of the things I put him through. If I say I love him, it’ll surely look like a lie because you don’t hurt those you love, but I love him. I should just have done better.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/i-lost-my-boyfriend-and-it-was-all-my-fault/

Tales by the Moonlight...
Some dude wrote this work of FICTION!
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Soolmus:
Now we can see where burna thug's arrogance come from

olaolulazio:
Pride.
Like mother like son.

Sexist (insecure) Nigerian men....
Doubtful that a confident man would be tagged “arrogant” or “proud”.

Anyway, when people resort to ad hominem personal attacks...
It merely betrays a lack of a substantive counter-argument (or a “thug” upbringing )
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BobbieZion:
Me I prefer to be feared than liked or respected.

Like SARS?

Anyway, it’s the typical trait of virtually every Nigerian politician and teacher. SMH
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Jaqenhghar:
She looks like a drag queen

And yet achieves and lives like a real queen....
Meanwhile, you sound challenged, so let’s hope you look different.
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Anigreat:
What is this Fela used and dumped woman feeling like.

If people don't like you, how will the possibly respect you.

It does not take long for CRUDE PRIMITIVE MISOGYNISTS to show up on Nairaland...

Even assuming that obtuse drivel is true, life is not about where you start but where you end up!
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GANDOOOKI:
NSCIA Lambasts CAN, Provides List of Justices, their Religions over Alleged Marginalisation in Judiciary

DUMB NIGERIANS/AFRICANS KILLING THEMSELVES OVER IMPORTED FOREIGN RELIGIONS...SMH

Meanwhile, Northerners (or Muslims), if you want more common law judges, please go to school and get Western education. Otherwise, continue cramming the Koran and be content with your Sharia court judges/khadis.
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michaelpop50:
He get the igbo girl when nor be gold digger for this naija? Abeg shift

So, in addition to the CHILDISH personal insults...
You are also a PRIMITIVE tribalistic demagogue. SMH

And probably a CRUDE misogynist as well.
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michaelpop50:
Chioma with her gorilla body structure, shaped like a man

I always find these sorts of JUVENILE personal attacks on someone you don’t personally know bemusing...
Apparently Davido didn’t mind her “gorilla body structure”, as not everyone likes them FAT like you probably do.
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michaelpop50:
His actions doesn't affect anybody. Chioma doesn't love Davido. And she is not a good girl, she is just pretending for the gram. Na greed make her date davido. She is a gold digger.

Abegi put a cork in your sexist and misogynistic mouth...
He’s the one with 3 different babymamas, but she’s the one who’s not “good”?
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JOBLESS NIGERIANS...

What’s the issue here exactly?
The relationship is apparently over, and each party has moved on.

So long as dude is supporting his son, no wahala!
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Hillard:
Thousands of Europeans have been injured and have died from taking the COVID-19 (China coronavirus) vaccine since it was first distributed to the public.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/03/europe-3964-people-died-adverse-drug-reactions-covid-19-vaccines-162610-injuries

I think you missed out the chip that Bill Gates implanted on these “Europeans”....SMH
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Amotolongbo:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/03/30/pastor-chris-oyakhilome-condemns-nigerian-christians-taking-covid-19-vaccines

Fraudulent DUMBASS, preaching to his Zombies...
Meanwhile, him and his family will take it on the down low (in the UK).
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saphiere:
http://community.thenationonlineng.net/forum/woman-dies-while-driving-at-top-speed-to-catch-her-cheating-husba

Tales by the Moonlight...
Just another way to say don’t worry about your man cheating.
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GANDOOOKI:
https://dailytrust.com/release-money-to-boost-economy-tinubu-tells-buhari

Breaking news: the sun rises from the East...
Alhaji Obvious, tells us something we don’t already know.
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onthehill:
https://igberetvnews.com/1386293/sunshine-players-protest-3-months-unpaid-salaries-ondo-state-photos/

Don’t worry lads...
Your governor used your salaries to attend “colloquium” in Kano!
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ChizzyBuna:
I no fit enter water or pool with girl again
Cuz the way my prick go dey rise ehnnn
With only boxers inside water with woman??
With her soaked nipple and breast!
Haba my prick go embarrass me
So I respect myself whenever I go to a hotel or party where there is swimming pool

If they are wearing proper bikinis or swimming gear...
Your underdeveloped but oversexed senses will not see any nipple.
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I don’t care for zoos generally...
But if you must have them, at least care for the animals properly.

All the animals in Nigerian zoos, look lonely and underfed...
They couldn’t even be bothered to recreate a good habitat for them.
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Adekdammy:
Name names or it never happened

Maxymilliano:
This must be a lie and an exaggeration.

Johnwick64:
80 million in dollars as bribe...Lori iro

Vaughanlanrewaj:
You are right but if you read the concluding part of the report, you then have an idea of who the suspects are.

Racoon:
Why didnt you report for ICPC, EFCC and NPF to arrest the bribe givers in a sting operation? Hehehe! Fayemi is just grandstanding with unintelligent lies.

bcomputer101:
Doing everything to look like a saint just because of his presidency ambition

Monogamy:
May be the bribe amount is below his expectations.

Believe politicians at your own peril

IgweOfNnewi:
What is the issue with fayemi rejecting bribe, was he the one that paid the scandalous debt

SarakiBukola:
I can't see Fayemi as a honourable man that would reject a bribe...

femi4:
Tell us about those that you didn't reject

bolaayenimo:
Fayemi stylishly saying he is not corrupt like some people

Tales by the Moonlight...
Fayemi will probably bite your hand off for $8 million, talk less of $80 million.
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Successionist:
Brands running adverts on CNN, others to pay N100,000 fine -FG

https://punchng.com/brands-running-adverts-on-cnn-others-to-pay-n100000-fine-fg/

The RUBBISH that is dreamt up by people governing Nigeria...smh

Advertising dollars go to products that attract the most eyeballs...
If the NPFL wants to attract advertisers, they should IMPROVE their product.

Burna Boy, Wizkid, Davido, Tiwa Savage and a whole host of Nigerian musicians put out product that even SURPASSES foreign products, and therefore have no problems attracting advertising dollars.

Meanwhile, watching EPL is not a Nigerian birthright. All this nonsense between the government and the National Assembly to interfere with PRIVATE contracts and essentially “give away” the EPL is tosh and one reason investment tends to avoid Nigeria (a failure to respect or honor contracts). If every Nigerian station wants to carry the EPL, they should all CONTRIBUTE money and bid for it.
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Masonkaycares:
Or UEFA should start thinking straight and have goal line technology. Even Netherlands use it but a whol UEFA can't not to talk of VAR. Naija league better pass that one be dat nah.

nairalee:
Var would have solved this.

And for completions that have VAR already, referees should be punished for obvious errors cos I don't know why we still have lots of controversies despite VAR

oloyedewaris:
These are the people making sense, we are all human, we can't be 100% accurate, but when machines are used, errors are reduced

Reduced, I agree, but not likely to be ever completely eliminated...
Let’s not forget that the failure of goal-line technology was the reason Aston Villa was not relegated last season.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wA4dFofnrA
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ddippset:
How can the yellow card be rescinded?
Can his rant and indiscipline against the referee be rescinded?

Even if a ref makes a mistake, is s a player allowed to behave badly?
The way you guys reason sef ehn!

Every decision stands; this year alone I believe over 100 bad decisions have been made in football.

What all the noise about this?

The CONTEXT of the player’s actions is taken into consideration in these reviews...
That’s why (for example) cards have been rescinded when it is discovered a player was reacting to racial insults.
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doverulez:
What are you even saying? did you even watch the said match? that was a neat goal and it was disallowed. why? like my brother above rightly said. its a scenario of Match fixing gone wrong. shikena.

Joysticks:
The linesman saw the goal.

No, he did not...
Neither was it a “neat” goal (even the Portuguese continued playing after the clearance).

I watched the game and even the commentators didn’t realize the ball crossed the goal line.
Even after the television replays, the commentators were wondering why Ronaldo was so mad.

Although I initially suspected it crossed the line...
Refs have to make a split-second decision (with goal-line technology here) if the ENTIRE ball did.
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JudgeKronos:
One of the most corrupt institutions on the planet .. Fifa

why not give Portugal their deserved points and retract the yellow card?? That’s Fair-Play

this is not about Ronaldo or Messi ..

othermen:
Why can't the goal be awarded then and the yellow card- rescinded?

Tolexander:
What about the yellow card and 2 more points denied?

The yellow will most likely be rescinded...
And the ref might even be punished/sanctioned.

But the result cannot be changed post-match...
Ref mistakes are a PART of the game of football.

If it is discovered the ref was on the take...
The match would then most likely be replayed.
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Philipponzaghi:
Source: https://www.pattayamail.com/featured/nigerian-arrested-for-cocaine-dealing-in-pattaya-suburb-348802

Nigerian youth, making us proud around the globe...
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nairavsdollars:
https://www.independent.ng/secondus-led-nwc-has-outlived-its-usefulness-afegbua/

Abegi, what exactly was Uche Secondos’ “usefulness” to begin with?
To prove that Wike can use Rivers’ money to buy the PDP’s convention and chairmanship?!
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sarrki:
Governor umaru ganduje of Kano used a muffler with pictures of Asiwaju bola Ahmed tinubu on it at the birthday celebration in Kano today

www.nairaland.com/attachments/13327505_5a17c0ebfd8e4bb6969b9e1a9dd1004f_jpeg_jpeg64256260d844e128b2e7c4282b55fc11

2023: Babanriga Banking and Bourdillon Bullion Vans!
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