₦airaland Forum

Kingbuhari:
All for future abroad... I wonder why people find it comfortable marrying someone they didn't love because of benefits that came from it... This act is very common among Yorubas... I never for once dreamt of marrying because of financial gain... Nothing sweet pass Making ur own cash then choose a wife of ur choice, If this guy didn't play it well, 90% of all these white ancestors just see this Nigeria marriage stuffs as fun, they see it as childplay, or let's say they add the marriage certificate as collection because after she went back forget about it , my friend wife after all the gree gree marriage here in Nigeria she went back and forgot everything about him, the guy is now a shadow of himself because of high expectations he expected from the marriage, only few send iv to their baby husbands, had it been the person is in abroad I will say it's a little bit health and prosperous ... Oga enjoy ur old kpomo now take the one u can obtain from her now because if she japa, forget it

For every 1 failed marriage for paper you know, they're 10 other successful ones of it type. I think I know quite a few guys and a girl recently that found love where benefit is, and trust me, they're still with their spouses and doing well. Some people do it genuinely.

If a 48 year old white woman can look like this, I might find myself marrying her for real at the expense of some of our ladies. These people beats time with the way they take care of themselves.

daddytime:
Eyaaa

She got herself an African son, the young boy found an oyibo mother to better his life.

Win win situation.

I hope it's not yahoo dating turned real lol

The woman looks good for her age.

Azzin, I had to go back and zoom in on her face very well. 48 and she's looking so young and clean. These white folks know how to care for themselves.

The only man I don't wish to be in his shoe right now is Idris' father. That man must be shivering whenever he's about to sleep for the fear of meeting God like this while leaving behind a transgender/transdresser son. What a waste of sperm. A product of Durex faulty product.

paulolee:
d deadline expired because of the covid break and dts no human factor, d deadline also means dt he can move at the end of the season b4 his last season..
which additional cost and implications worth more than making the club legend happy after all he had done for the club??

If Messi heads to court, I see him losing the case bcuz the contract expiration was set to June and not "end of season." Had it been the later, he would have walked away gloriously without any dust raised but just bcuz the contract clause said he's free to walk away in June (and remember he is still under contract for another one year afterwards). So it wasn't like the club reached any extra agreement with him or his representatives.

His legal team are only playing him into a battle he won't win. Similar thing happened in the case of that football player that died in a plane crash while heading to England to sign his contract. He's already passed his medical and agreed to terms and both clubs have agreed to the transfer only for the player to die on his way. Court ruled that the player is already the new club's property and they owe the parent club the transfer fee. This is bcuz the terms of transfer didn't say the player must have been unvailed before the transfer fee gets paid. Here too, Messi's contract didn't unequivocally state that "he can walk away at end of the season" it said he can walk away in June

OkikiOluwa1:
Messi is the most ungrateful & chicken brain footballer of the 21st century. He has talent but he's greedy.
You this fan, are you aware Barca has been paying the midget the highest wages for a footballer over the past four years?
Are you aware if Barca let him go freely this season, it's a bad decision cos Messi's contract holds till 2021.
Why can't you advise your ewure to stay till end of his contract & show Barca how useless they are without him or he should call their bluff now & face a lawsuit he ll never recover from. He's a man who uses his silence to gain sympathy of people like you while tarmishiny images of others. He's a devlish coward

You know am weeeeeell. I sense he was your childhood friend growing up. Like how he used to steal money from his mom's ike owo and silently point at you whenever he's caught. The memory is still fresh in your head abi... opo yeye!

paulolee:
this Barcelona board should stop disgracing their fans na...jus hold this meeting and grant loe whatever he wishes because he had payed his dues in full
the contract says he can walk away by june bt covid was thr main factor...jus allow messi be happy and try build the team for the life after messi..
pls jus stop all this antics because the board is adding soo much frustration to barca fans around the world and besides we all know messi never planned such a controversial departure..

E shock you?

bolaayenimo:
He has not told us who is bankrolling him

I don't know why am seeing the face of a keyboard warrior on his face.... It might just one of his string of incomes.

@OP do you sleep directly under the ceiling fan? If yes, do you usually leave the fan on on high speed?

If you answer yes to the 2 questions above, I will suggest you start sleeping without your fan on for 1 to 2 months and observe if you still have the same sleep paralysis

The iron throne in Game of Thrones comes to mind...

Pure talent

I fell for some keyboard warriors who are into online investment scam on FX trade. Menh... It's as if I was under a spell bcuz I knew I was falling into a pit yet, I went ahead and throw my hard-earned money into the Lion's den.

Thanks for sharing... Quite interesting and educative

When you finish vexing, come back and let's reason it together. You have said your mind. It's on record

The guy looks like someone in his late 20s than anything near 40... RIP

It's their life and we can only wish the a happy married life

eagleonearth:
How can I understand this

Simple...

Go back and watch the video over and over again. Like 50 times

Dear fellow Nairalanders,

For some months now, I've been fine-tuning this wonderful business idea of mine and I have spoken with a few relatives who have superior wholistic understanding about life and business. Quite interesting some of them have offered to help in different capacity because everything about the business looks dope on paper and hopefully if we cross all our T(s) and dot all our I(s), we're sure to be the next big thing to happen in a time of global economic distress.

However, we're currently at the post-ideation stage but faced with the realities every start-up or entrepreneuer faces - i.e accessibility to funds/investors. From our estimate, we're looking at pulling funds in the region of 6 million Naira with an expectation to break even within the 3rd quarter after going live. The said capital will cover for the major assets of the company. A good user friendly website and a cross platform mobile App that will function on both iOS and Android. A medium sized office space (at least, a 3 Bedroom size apartment around Yaba), internet subscription for 1 year, workstations and source of steady electricity. Not to forget, there's also some legal requirements to be met and we hope to kickstart with a minimum of 5 back-end staffs and 10 marketing executives. In addition, we're looking at newspaper publication and radio adverts as a means of creating good brand awareness. We also plan to take our awareness campaign to some major markets and public places across the country.

Our growth projection for the next 3 years stretches beyond the borders of this country to 5 major emerging markets in Africa with the sole aim of changing the narratives for transborder trade on the continent.

Now the major purpose of this thread:

Have you ever had issues with raising capital or startup funds for business? If Yes, how did you went about it? I've thought of discussing this wonderful opportunity with some of my wealthy friends but then again, there's this fear of one's idea being stolen. More reason why I didn't mention what the business is all about in this write-up.

Let's discuss business at its very preeminence stage down to it full maturity. I look forward to reading from you guys.

@Seun and Lala, plz help push this to the promise land.

Nigerian lawyers! I beg forget them

emmanuelpopson:

okay.. i pray you make this a headway in Nigeria... that will be so good to have..

Amen. Thanks bro

emmanuelpopson:
online dealings nah NO GO AREA for me.. learned my lessons

I'm actually working on something that will spell an end to all this heartaches with online deals. I pray am able to pull through. Most if not all the bottlenecks and loopholes in the present day e-commerce business will be perfectly taken care of.

iLUCID:



I’m not laughing at them, I’m laughing at the next generation 10 - 18 year olds.

Seriously I wish I know some of the things I know now when I was at that age. Buh most of them are busy learning how to Yahoo or become the next benefit boy

kaluxy008:
Messi is local champion
He can't do it outside Camp Nou
He is Mr LA liga
He only scores against Eibar

Small rumour that he wants to leave now, all those haters are now accusing him of wanting to leave Barca when they need him most...idiats

Even Ronaldo's chase out of Madrid didn't generate this much buzz

Ronaldo left after winning a champions league trophy.... Left as a champion and your man is leaving on the back a humiliating scoreline. 8-2.

Losing is part of the game but chicken out when his troops needs him most makes for all the thrills around his desire to leave. We're talking about the most acclaimed GOAT of the game.

In contrast, the other goat you're thinking of comparing Messi with has all the trappings of a true sportsman. Amidst failures, he's known for charging his army to live to fight another day. The news is actually interesting to read sha. Hope to see how he will lift the champions league in Man City

IkwerrePikin:
Good infrastructure development


Meanwhile: Amaechi2023

The man has done well from speaker of Rivers state house of Assembly 8yrs to Governor 8yrs and now a second term minister with great results! He deserve it.

Let it trend: #Amaechi2023

Stop this thing plz... Aren't you tired of recycling the same faces that have failed you?

Richdad50:


The Kingdom of Hell (ISLAM) is being de-populated.

However, I do not trust a repentant Westerner when he or she confesses a change in religion. Because of the fluidity of their faith and beliefs, it is almost impossible to pin down a religion on them. Sooner or later, they will return.

Richdad

Read through the shit you wrote about someone else's religion and ask yourself if you really wrote that with clear head... Was tolerance taught to you as a mere dictionary word or a virtue to uphold?

See God's PA that already knows the end from the beginning... Smh

See God's right hand man that knows that the world's fastest growing religion is being depopulated.... Smh

Brother, why not just wish her well in her newfound faith and leave the rest to God?

I know you'll still reply me. There's always a reason behind a madman's sudden laughter

gambia:
The citizens have gotten to the point of no return. No peace path will work there now. This is what I mean when I said Nigerian military are weak, corrupt and useless, not helping matters in Nigeria.

It's not a coincidence that our military turned out this way. The decadence in the military started from OBJ era when he voluntarily retired the top warlords in the army just to save his head from any planned coup. Then subsequent leaders borrowed the script and that automatically became the norm. Today we have a military that has been infiltrated by politicians and the corrupt practices have become a trademark of our polity.

The army is supposed to be the last hope of resort when things go south in any country but that same army has been relegated to its lowest ebb here. Naija case no be here ooo...na only God fit redeem this country

Even under travel restrictions? I hope you're not one of them

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr

Real niggarrs ain't afraid of jail time

6 months tops and they out, and the hustle continues. I hope they stashed up BTC in some wallet, to fall back to when they out

Even Magu stole, your past presidents stole, the current one is stealing. NCDC stole billions, no one is going after the dude that fainted.

But no they coming for real niggarrs, trying to survive in a very difficult situation

To them boys out there, continue with the hustle, but hustle anonymously!!!



Peace out!!

Modified,

I see lot of pussy niggarrs coming for me in my mention.

I don't care what y'all typing, nobody holy.

Na who them catch be thief.

I don taste Yahoo money, Yahoo money sweet!!

I no be hypocrite, so ama say it all loud.

For hundreds of Gee boys EFCC picks, thousands are springing up, It is what it is!

My lotto boys, hustle o!

Dating boys, clients no go finish o, abi them don finish ni!

The benefits no go pass us as e dey come more o! Can I get an amen!!

Alaye bath soap, if you need, politicians dey bath soap, traders for market dey bath soap, your pastor gan dey bath soap

If you dey hustle ensure say you dey smoke weed, you go dey get inspiration

Weed dey ginger anyday anytime everyday twice on a weekday

Hey!

Wtf did you just penned down! I pray you grow old to have a second chance at reviewing how stupid your past was.

The day you look round and sense everyone you've worked hard to liberate from poverty are looking at you as the next old man to pass on in the family, that's when you'll realize that you have lead a terrible past for the wrong course.

See one of them ooo

ALEX182:
I think I will. I even asked him if it was Ebola but he said it wasn't and mentioned West Nile virus. Me I don't know if West Nile virus occured in Nigeria earlier this year so I just kept mute and decided to find out.

The guy is so much in love and part of me feels that this will break his heart and lead him to do something drastic. It's so troubling to me and a part of me just wants to waka far and act like it's not my business but another part is burning with anger at the scammers

Telling him will not be enough bro... I feel being a Nigerian puts you ahead of the said scammer bcuz you know the trails already that's why you were able to decode the whole thing from the whole love story. I think helping the dude to ensure the fraudster is nabbed will be the real deal. Tell your patient to ask the lady if she could meet with someone (probably a brother of his that was recently transferred to work at the consulate in Nigeria) at the American embassy in Abuja. Tell him to use that as a bait... That the said brother will facilitate her treatment under his own HMO in one of the top hospitals in Abuja then he will also arrange some cash for her upon her discharge. If the said scammer is bold enough to walk into the embassy, then that should spell the end of the road for her. You guys can take it up from there

Book space keep... I'm coming back

Window44:
see below

Scam alert!!!

This won't stop the northern folks from queuing up in their numbers to vote in another dumb ass come next national election in 2023. To them, they would rather remain underdeveloped and maimed by bandits than be well cared for and properly governed by other tribes.

So pathetic they decide who wins with their number. Democracy of numbers is Nigeria's number 1 problem followed by corruption

Wolgrace:
I do always say double mind is a fervent and loyal partner of evil. You already conceived in and made up your mind while looking for licence card from the nairalanders to achieve it. "I LOVE MY JOB BECAUSE I HAVE LONGTIME BEEN SEARCHING FOR A JOB." Lolzzz, what a lamba code! A code to justify your sexual act with him for job security right..?

The escape route out of your double trap is to stand upright and run away through the exit door right behind you. He is a simp, and will use and dump you at the expense and risk of your job..

Your job is not totally secure by falling to his ploy..

@Rasheedatt

Take this advise very close to your heart and take it with you for the rest of your life.

Having an affair with your boss isn't a guaranty that your job is secured. The fact that you're employed to fill that role should arose suspicion in you. Definitely someone was relieved of that role before you're asked to fill the void.

By the time he's done and tired of your Hot pot, he'll look for someone else and fire you. It's that simple. He did the same to the lady holding the post you occupy before you're employed and he will do the same to you too. So at the end, which job is it that you're claiming to love and trying to protect?

If you wanna have a fling with your boss, do so with the clear conscience of being promiscuous yourself and not hide it under the guise of being lured to promiscuity by your boss bcuz it sure takes 2 to tangle and we all know it. Either way my dear, you'll still get sacked whether you allowed yourself to be laid or not, you'll be laid off or retired one day. It's not your father's company.

fabuloz1:
Kyari, Osinowo, Ajimobi and now Kashamu died in this same hospital

That won't stop the rest of them from using the same hospital. They have zero trust for our public health facilities