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Romance › Re: Joe Smith Discovers His Wife, Kisha Chavis, Is On Onlyfans by advanceDNA: 12:54pm On Oct 31, 2023
nurudeen181:
it's not always their fault .... the media and the fans are always the pushers. the media are the ones making them celebrities yet they're the one trying to bring them down if they decide to do the things they want for theirself.. as a celeb, you cant marry a local girl, you cant marry a girl without class. the media will kill you for that... this is why they do only what the media and fans will say yee to
What are u saying?? How is marrying a prostituté, translate to doing what fans want?
Pórn stars are not decent human beings so what are u saying .....

His sexual fantasy and lack of proper judgement fueled by his own dirty lifestyle made him marry a woman like that.... He alone is to be blamed...
.. No dey look for any other person to blame for his action
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Gives His Wife ₦55M As Birthday Present by advanceDNA: 8:43am On Oct 31, 2023
I don't understand...why is he publicizing money he gave to his wife.??.... They even made a promotion cheque version as if government is empowering widows association of Nigeria...
Romance › Re: How I Discovered My Girlfriend Has Been Cheating: Pics Included by advanceDNA: 8:08am On Oct 31, 2023
RichieRodman:
My brother don't use because another man give your girlfriend a head to dump her, most ladies goes crazy for a good "head" (from my little experience) so why not do it for her?! Learn how to do it well (chat me I will teach you) of you end your 3 years relationship you start a new one! She's someone you've come to grow with and understand, she's not pregnant for neither of you, also 3 years is 2 children, you wasted both of your time, assuming you didn't see the message you would have gone ahead and married her, my advise is let her know you're aware she's cheating, let her call the guy in front of you and put it on speaker that you found out "and please let's end everything here, I'm getting married to him"
If she can't do that it means she loves him more than you, let her know in spite of that, you will still marry her, let her promise you that she will never see him or NY other man again, she will respect you, I'm not married yet but nobody is expected to marry a virgin at this civilization. I doubt if your mum was a virgin when your dad met her, please I beg you on her behalf don't end it, rather make it an opportunity for her to be sober and respect you, she's not a good yet your wife, if she's attractive, men must approach her, but if you dump her I pray for her that the other guy marries her, and keep giving her the head she loves... Good luck
Where did u read and concluded from the story is that he wants to leave is girl just because another man gave her head?

She cheated, she's deceptive, unfaithful, collecting money from him, and sleeping with someone else, yet not being intimate with him... that's the summary......weda head is involved or not.... Cheating is cheating... Betrayal is betrayal


And ur solution is to teach the guy head Gosh!!!! men like u are are just weird.... U worship pvssy too much......
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 5:32pm On Oct 30, 2023
tintall:
Good afternoon everyone,

I want to apply this week, employer stated work start dat as 1st September 2023.

Do i need to submit any document for the difference in date as the stated starting date has passed?

Thank you.
What document do u want to submit?? Lol..
ur employer should adjust the date if u are worried....but it shouldn't be an issue ..
First confirm ur COS is still valid.....
Romance › Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by advanceDNA: 4:51pm On Oct 30, 2023
seguno2:
Have you heard that demand creates its own supply huh

Do you SOLELY blame drug dealers or you ALSO blame the drug addicts?
Have u heard of advertising .....
It is fact Advertising makes u buy what u don't need or never even thought of buying because it creates desire that wasn't there in the first place through eye contact or hearing

Man will sit ..scrolling through his fone or driving his car and these girls will advertise their naked bodies for sale even at junctions ....yet u will be blaming the man....u think the Arabs are stupid for making laws that control women dressing....... No wahala opinion is free ....you can have urs

If coca cola doesn't bring coca cola to the market ..we will all drink water... We won't go and protest or force coca cola to make their drink that gives the body no nutrient......
Romance › Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by advanceDNA: 4:37pm On Oct 30, 2023
seguno2:
It is the entitlement mindset created by SIMPleton men who like depositing money and other things into the bottomless pit in between their thighs.

Who then should be blamed huh
Women will be behaving like wèrèy....U pple will be looking for anyone and something else to blame except the women themselves that are behaving like werey......
Romance › Re: Joe Smith Discovers His Wife, Kisha Chavis, Is On Onlyfans by advanceDNA: 3:17pm On Oct 30, 2023
They don't listen..... always thinking they can customize community pvssy.....

Everybody dey chop comot...e reach your own turn u decided to put a diamond ring in the snout of a pig.....

Olosho wey marry....na annual leave she apply for... Work must continue ......


She will still collect his house and half of his property if he divorces her....won gbe werey ni handicap
Education › Re: Homophobic Teacher Probed After Primary School Boy Commits Suicide in SA (PICS) by advanceDNA: 2:45pm On Oct 30, 2023
South Africans will still find way to blame Nigerians for this grin
Politics › Re: Supreme Court: Nigerians Are The Bigger Losers, Not Me – Atiku by advanceDNA: 1:20pm On Oct 30, 2023
firearcher:
Well. In that case, Nigeria just dodged a bullet. Blaming Nigerians and cursing the nation for not electing you is a distasteful move.

No self introspection. Total lack of self awareness and a false messiah complex. Nigeria don't need Atiku, if he was that needed, he would have been voted in over the years.

But his poor sense of awareness, repulsive sense of entitlement and lack of good political judgement caused him think most Nigerians want a northerner to rule Nigeria for possibly 16 years at a stretch. And caused him to destroy PDP who had been served an easy ticket to the presidency by Buhari and APC unsatisfactory performance
He didn't blame Nigerian masses for not voting him...

He blamed the justice department for siding with wrong doings

Baba ..dey calm down
Romance › Re: Her Body Size Discourages Me by advanceDNA: 9:26am On Oct 30, 2023
1Sharon:
He can assist her to lose weight.

But no, una want ready-made beautiful woman.

This is how men miss their blessing.
Person wey dey very fat like house na blessing?? Lol..

U seff know naaa...u just dey lie... The cons out weight the pro... If she can't lose weight herself...the man cannot make her

That aside....There are slim good ladies everywhere...stop making it look like slim ladies are horrible women

Besides ...The dude is not sexually attracted to her...that's the bottom line..... It can happen with a slim lady too...

Some men like flesh...and some men can't date slim girls....
Romance › Re: Her Body Size Discourages Me by advanceDNA: 9:17am On Oct 30, 2023
1Sharon:
Oh so you don't want to build with your woman? Una want ready-made woman?

Don't worry now, it's the beautiful ones that are showing you pepper.

Since you ignore honest good woman that are not that good-looking. That fat woman is OP's wife and he's about to blow it.

Humble yourself. We will all get old and ugly.
Person wey fat like house... She's already built naaaaaa
What do what the guy to build again??
Romance › Re: Her Body Size Discourages Me by advanceDNA: 9:16am On Oct 30, 2023
DeathToRiggers:
have you seen any fat lady that is not kind? Who will marry them if they aren't kind?
See vawulence ooooo
Travel › Re: Indonesia Conducts First Commercial Flight Using Palm Oil-blended Jet Fuel by advanceDNA: 7:50am On Oct 30, 2023
fascowilly:
Confirm igbo mentality, people like you will be setting igbo backward.
But the guy Is not totally lying naaa??

Nigeria is broke...Nigeria is broke .. the government cannot collect motor at discount from innoson for themselves and agree on tax holiday type of payment...
...
They will prefer to borrow dollars from the west and carry the same huge dollars to the west to buy Lexus, Benz and Toyota.... Later come and tell Nigerians to buy Nigeria to help the naira ......
Culture › Re: Reno Omokri - Yoruba People Are The Best! by advanceDNA: 7:44am On Oct 30, 2023
Emperormartin:
Tinubu will be a huge disservice to Nigeria if he didn't give you any appointment.
Nigga has already gotten appointment as part of social media spokesperson.... U think all this noise and asslîcking is free....??
Romance › Re: I Need An Advice Please by advanceDNA: 7:41am On Oct 30, 2023
Vidodino:
Please I need an advice, i am in love with this lady but the problem is that this lady has married before no child, she is seven years in marriage she is single now she is no more in that marriage now. But my question is this how can a single guy like me will marry such woman please I need an advice please,,
This ur question is funny grin .... How can u marry such woman.?? The same way every man marries a woman.....u pay dowry, carry yam and other stuff go give her folks, go to registry etc....

Anyway that's by the way.... If u truly love her and not confused by big yansh or bréast.... You must first investigate well in this type of parole ...no let the babe give u revised standard version of things wey happen.....

7 years is a long time:
The husband die??
The husband run leave am??
Na she run leave the husband??
Is she having infertility issues..??
Go do test oooo...she fit get HIV or other fvnny disease wey she dey treat oooooooooo

She might be hiding her child somewhere because women know it's not easy for single mothers in the dating world..... Check her what's app, know where she dey leave before...ask her parole around.... .

Baba....no dive in blind oooooooo.. marriage wahala go cure ur blindness with a rude shock

There might be nothing ..
There might be something... Shaa No go carry trouble wey another man jappa from
Business › Re: Please I Need Your Advice I'm Worried About The Job I Got by advanceDNA: 9:43pm On Oct 29, 2023
Baba relax....

Lol .....Na so NDA dey be......always expecting you not to work or even die once u leave their company ... the lawyers/risk managers wey dey write those things are always on Colombian cocaine... grin

I...most of the time the nonsense they write in those document, which they expect u to abide by often violates your rights as a human being

No NDA can prevent you from totally working and survival for years....... No matter the nonsense they wrote in that their nonsense document and u signed...

.. I've been there ...so I know what I am saying.... When a good lawyer pieces that nonsense they always write in that their NDA, u will see it has very little power in totally preventing you from working........as long as u are not releasing any trade secrets, unique line of code u wrote for them that's key to their product...... Baba u go dey alright

Yeah ..some NDA can restrict u from working for a company that does exactly the same thing as ur former coy....that's normal especially if u are part of product development/ R & D

.but that doesn't mean u wont able to use ur skill at all in another unrelated or slightly related company, or to stand on your own
Romance › Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by advanceDNA:
2 mins .... you don already expect am to start paying.....?? Bet why una be like this??
Sports › Re: Luis Díaz Parents Kidnapped in Colombia by advanceDNA:
Look at this guy.... U dey collect crazy money for Europe and ur parents still dey Columbia.... The capital of kidnapping and drugs


Them go use ur family cash out wella
Christianity Etc › Re: With The Increasing Loneliness Pandemic, Has The Church Failed? by advanceDNA: 5:01pm On Oct 29, 2023
recklesslove:
Are you sure you understand what is been said here? Why is there so much aggression n hate in you?
ote author=advanceDNA post=126675784]Everytime church fail, parent fail..

.we don't ever blame ourselves.......If they call you now...won't u say it's because of tithe and offering u have not been paying since uve not been coming??
Hate?? Lol

One of the most hurriedly used words of 2023

Once pple have a counter opinion they will quickly cry hatred.....
Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Women Arrested With Drugs In India by advanceDNA: 4:51pm On Oct 29, 2023
Women are saints oooo... a man must have deceived or forced them.... angry
Romance › Re: A Scene I Saw In A Hollywood Movie That Totally Put Me Off. by advanceDNA: 3:48pm On Oct 29, 2023
juggernaut35:
Who has watched the movie Eternals? There was a particular scene I watched that really disgusted and pissed me off real bad. It involved 2 male characters passionately kissing each other,and to think that kids will also watch this movie being that it's a superhero movie is what aggravates me the more. These westerners are trying so hard to push this LGBTQ crap in our faces and it's only gonna get worse. I was so disgusted that I put aside the food I was eating. Quite disheartening to be honest. I hope the mods push this to the front page.
Two guys didn't kiss in Eternals oooooo.... Correct sci fi movie with better graphics...
Crime › Re: I Think I’m One Of Her Options by advanceDNA: 8:59am On Oct 29, 2023
... U dey date person across the ocean..person wey u no fit vex go visit anytime u really wanna see??. U get mind oooo.. no let hypertension kii you oooo... grin

.......Women try to keep their options open, especially with someone that is abroad...I no blame them...Even if you are are the only one she wants to marry, u think she no dey service her engine ....abi she's a virgin??

Oga no deceive urself.... Long distance parole that u don't see each other at all almost always involve cheating.... If u no want hypertension and u don't want to be seen as a nag.... u go just lock up

U either find someone around u to date... Or manage ur long distance relationship assuming all is well till u reunite..... Na left over most people kukuma dey settle with these days, weda long distance or normal distance dating
Christianity Etc › Re: With The Increasing Loneliness Pandemic, Has The Church Failed? by advanceDNA: 8:37am On Oct 29, 2023
Everytime church fail, parent fail..

.we don't ever blame ourselves.......If they call you now...won't u say it's because of tithe and offering u have not been paying since uve not been coming??
Christianity Etc › Re: If Heart Of Man Is Desparately Wicked Then Why Give Birth? by advanceDNA: 2:05pm On Oct 28, 2023
BigBashiru:
Question to Christians
Is it not better stop giving birth so the race can go extinct.

Your Holy Book also says: "if you being evil know how to give good gifts"
I didn't mention u on the religion aspect u raised.....I don't like to argue religion with muslims

My own question is How did u jump from Jesus speaking to people about God's kindness to his own..... to christians should stop giving birth and extinction of human race...

. as in ...whats going on in ur mind?? shocked shocked
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 1:36pm On Oct 28, 2023
Gilotugbasky:
@:

Thanks for your quick response boss, I really appreciate.

Please, make this clear to me...What is the difference between "Skilled Worker visa", and "Health and Care Worker visa"?

I dey always reason say na only Health and Care Worker visa applicant fit no pay for the Healthcare Surcharge fee. Please, check the attached image and share more lights on it.

I await your response boss. Thanks🫡
No difference... health/care worker are consider skilled worker ...so the visa u apply for is also a skilled work visa...

Oga...i nor understand you..... why you nor just reason the one wey concern you....

Why are u bothered about the other pple exempted from health insurance payment ..

. U are applying for health care visa.. so u are not paying for IHS .... what are u worried about ??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:57am On Oct 28, 2023
Gilotugbasky:
@AdvanceDNA:


Good day everyone, please is a senior care worker with the occupation code: 6146 eligible for visa on the UK salary requirements. I checked and I noticed the annual going rate is £18,600 (£9.54 per hour). The employer is paying Gross salary of £30,400. Do the employee need to worry about anything??

Also, is it a must to pay for the (£624 per year) Healthcare Surcharge as a skilled worker when applying for my visa application.



Please, kindly respond to my questions as it is very urgent. Thanks
6146 is on the shortage occupation list...so u are good to go with the senior care worker title...
And yes, 30,400 is more than the minimum required salary home office said your employe can pay you... So u and your employer are good to go.......
more salary means more tax for government grin grin

The health and care visa is exempted from health insurance charge .... The application module won't prompt you for IHS fees once u select that ur visa is a care visa.... Kapish..
Celebrities › Re: Phyna: There's No Woman Who Hasn't Had an Abortion Once or Twice by advanceDNA: 6:14am On Oct 28, 2023
Lol.... If na man talk am....them go say na hatred and misogyny......

Their gender don cast them, fling them under the bus.... u go see Dem go rush come here now dey form saint..... grin grin

I remember my guy wey do him NYSC for one hospital for ago.iwoye...dont wanna cast the clinic but it's popular for those wey go OOU..

.... nigga said he did an average of 20 abortions a week....and he's not the only doctor in the clinic handling abortion appointments per day.......

I mean..it's one thing to fvck ....almost everyone is guilty of fvcking..... it's another thing to fvck around like there are no risks at all....

....I sometimes don't get why the gender that carries the bulk of risk of abortion display no caution or control......instead they come and shout "what of the men".... "It takes two tango".... I laugh when I see these comments ......
Like..i don't get how and why you want the gender that doesn't miss any period, doesn't get pregnant, have no womb to lose, face no risk of dying on the abortion table, to be cautious in your behalf.......as in...the gender that has very little to lose.....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 3:10pm On Oct 27, 2023
America001:
@ and other Ogas them. Can I use my pounds Sterling account to do POF for my wife and child.

Congratulations on your visa bros.

Has anyone done that before? Probably put a letter of consent
Yes
Education › Re: "Converting HND To Degree Is Absurd" By Punch Editorial Board by advanceDNA: 2:24pm On Oct 27, 2023
tosinet:
I am not against your argument here. The NUC specifies their requirement for entry into the university at various levels, if you're seeking admission for further studies in schools abroad for instance, additional requirement like English proficiency test may be required, that's their own guideline in taking in students.

As such, it is entirely at these foreign schools' discretion to take in students coming with HND, analysing their transcripts and offering them admission at their determined level for the offered course. For NUC to now be raising dust about what is obtainable in another clime looks and sounds somehow.
Ohhhi get u .. of course....NUC cannot tackle schools outside it's jurisdiction .....
Education › Re: "Converting HND To Degree Is Absurd" By Punch Editorial Board by advanceDNA: 12:29pm On Oct 27, 2023
tosinet:
Nobody is saying they are the same. If I have a HND cert and I later decide I want to go for a Bsc cert also, it is allowed. Infact the NUC have their requirement for admitting someone that has HND into the university which is direct direct entry route.
Some schools admit to 200l while some school may admit them to 300l, that is the NUC requirement and it is not wrong. It is now wrong of NUC to be putting hand in another country's school requirement for admitting HND holders into their Bsc program.
..How can u say it's wrong for the commission to manage how a university wants to package a course or programme.......there must be check and balances otherwise universities will just behave anyhow...

Why do u think some course are not approved or even later cancelled in some universities?? Or u have not heard this before?


U should understand that the Universities are all about money most times .........and will do basically anything to draw student in...


What I see here is nigerian universities trying to cash out heavily on the desperation of diploma holders and also the so called discrimination that exist in the labour market ......

If care is not taken we will start having top up to medicine and pharmacy..... The NUC is protecting the University standard and already has a way diploma can transition to BSc which is direct entry in 200 level Weda u have an HND or OND....

Look at at this way... A 200 level biochem or pharmacy student can cross to microbiology by dropping back to 200l micro biology if they want a micro biology degree badly...

..... it doesn't make a difference if the student graduated and went for NYSC with biochem or pharmacy degree before desiring a microbiology degree....they will still go back to 200 level microbiology... that's the design of the NUC..because 200l is where the departmental course begins

But u HND holders are trying to use ur HND to bypass the standard University design of using direct entry...... There is a reason a course was designed to have a 4 or 5 or 6 years stretch plan in the first place ..

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