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Politics › Re: WAEC Scratch Card Confirms Sanwo-Olu Submitted Fake GCE Result To INEC - Jandor by advanceDNA: 11:52am On Apr 11, 2023
07kjb:
That means he will be potentially disqualified
For this country?? Lol....

Judiciary will just be happy they have brought food for them to eat....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help Me Check Out This Job Mail by advanceDNA: 10:13pm On Apr 10, 2023
Lol.....see format....

Oil and gas offshore work..

Dem wan run u street
Romance › Re: Men Don't Bring Your Rejection Stories Online For God Sake. by advanceDNA: 9:48pm On Apr 10, 2023
ogbe88:
U wont learn now to help yourself.
Learn??
Help my self?? Lol .....
Are you trying to be funny, condescending, or u just over-blowing the importance of a post virtually no one cares about.....
Romance › Re: Wives, Why Did You stop having sex with your man? by advanceDNA: 9:06pm On Apr 10, 2023
Give sex?? I dont always get this phrase...

U guys make women feel sex is a favor they "give"......instead of what both party needs...so all the leverage is on one side, makimg men always technically beg for it..
Family › Re: Frustrated With My Wife by advanceDNA: 8:58pm On Apr 10, 2023
Your wife is earning 800k per month while u earn less?? And she still leaves u to foot all the bill..and she hardly allows u have sex....And u are still calling her ur wife?.... lol.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Cries All The Time Is It Normal? by advanceDNA: 7:57pm On Apr 10, 2023
Humbrown23:
My girlfriend cries a lot She cries all the time Happy, sad, tired, it doesn't matter

I made a joke about cheating and she started crying instead of her to defend herself

It's ridiculous! I haven't cried in 15 years, not even when my mom died

I don't get how a grown woman in her mid twenties can cry so easily. It's not normal! She's great otherwise, but this crying thing is driving me insane it making me feel she's abnormal
She might just be a very emotionally expressive person or... a grade 1 manipulative fellow....

If you notice the crying when she generally wnts to talk about most issue that pains her, watching movies, or hypothetical scenarios or a sad news she saw on the internet...then she's just a very emotional person...

But if the cry only surface when u dey accuse am wrong, or complain about how she offend you, or to correct her.......guy, na format just to make u dey beg am and not have ur say when u feel upset about her behaviour
Family › Re: I'm Having A Tough Time In My Marriage by advanceDNA: 7:45pm On Apr 10, 2023
Lie that what?? That u slap ur mother in law.?? Or u told her to go to her house??.. Madam no let small matter dey worry u jaré.....

...Go and buy sexy underwear
...push up...
..half bump shorts....
..nice perfume
...Be rocking it everyday ....in the kitchen, sitting room, every where...Ur oga will not too hear their petty noise...
Romance › Re: My 8th Time Getting Rejected By Women In Canada Over A Period Of One Year by advanceDNA: 7:21pm On Apr 10, 2023
Fortune109:
Hmm!

If you are in Canada and you said 'I WENT to Canada...' in your second Paragraph...bro you just another Nairaland staff doing his job grin



Content is money!
Auditor... grin
Romance › Re: My 8th Time Getting Rejected By Women In Canada Over A Period Of One Year by advanceDNA: 5:56pm On Apr 10, 2023
Jeweltz:
I'm happy Nigerian men are facing things like this. In Nigeria, y'all cheat on us, belittle us, can't take care of women or appreciate us a little. All you know is to insult us and calling us golddigger. Outside Nigeria, Nigerian men aren't dateable. Becus when they even get to overseas, most of them are still broke and poor. They can't work like other immigrants and see good money.

Can you now see that Nigerian women are the best or you need more evidence?
This is funny... grin
she said she's happy.... lol
nigerian guys must have done a huge number on you for this guy's story to feel like some form of consolation for you grin
Romance › Re: Men Don't Bring Your Rejection Stories Online For God Sake. by advanceDNA: 5:49pm On Apr 10, 2023
This is a faceless forum.... u take things too seriously oga ade
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by advanceDNA: 5:28pm On Apr 10, 2023
AssCraver:
Likes of Siofra Candidlady and the rest
U don sabi them..... grin


Dozie32 ...u see.... english is not hard..

Someone like u here gets it gets ...he even knows the nairalanders that can say shitś like that
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by advanceDNA: 5:28pm On Apr 10, 2023
Dozie32:
Good of a thing, that you can't understand simple English
Yawn!!
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by advanceDNA: 3:34pm On Apr 10, 2023
Dozie32:
Wetin make the girl come visit am? He's not mature because him no give am money?
Sadly, i cannot explain simple english....

apart from the fact that there is no time to do so.....vawulence is the only option...
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by advanceDNA: 1:55pm On Apr 10, 2023
ahnie:
He's not a mature guy.he should have simply paid her fare back home
Mattwillz , Worldclass68 .... Shębí i talk am??
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by advanceDNA: 1:52pm On Apr 10, 2023
friendl:
I blame both parties,what was the agreement before she went to see him,...
What are u blaming the guy for??
For driving her to bus stop?? Or for 30Naira to buy pur water..?? grin is he owing her money??
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by advanceDNA: 1:50pm On Apr 10, 2023
luminouz:
You are the wisest one here..

The other dudes were busy arguing over a fake post.


No logic anywhere
Chimooooooo.....

When pple don enter galilee go wait for jesus... the two of una still scribes and Phariseeq house dey run fake parole... grin
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by advanceDNA: 1:40pm On Apr 10, 2023
worldclass68:
That maturity nonsense nah the biggest scam...lol
My brother...once they dont have their way with manipulating ... they will call u childish or immature.....
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by advanceDNA: 8:55am On Apr 10, 2023
Qatar2022:
Idiots like you want to talk because you can talk
Yawn!!
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by advanceDNA: 8:45am On Apr 10, 2023
Qatar2022:
See how stupid you are, woman rapper
Lol....

.someone else that see ur low IQ outburst may pity you and explain my comment to you....i dont have time ...Ur ram is too low or u too impatient to get it anyway, so there's no point ...
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by advanceDNA: 7:41am On Apr 10, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
She should sue him. She must have loved him and don't just want to cheapen herself before him. 😢
Sue him for what exactly?? Ur mentality is why some men dont respect women....once u women meet a man ....he's automatically owing u money and must start to pay all ur bills...

Ordinary transport.....she no get.... God abeg save us from smellose girlfriends
Career › Re: I'm In A Tight Corner. What Should I Do? by advanceDNA: 7:36am On Apr 10, 2023
4givenezz:
Good morning everyone,

Kindly advise me please.

I am a graduate of a tertiary institution. I had initially wanted to study medicine and surgery but I was offered an education course which i completed and graduated with first class but I still want to study mbbs.

So i registered for another WAEC (because my previous WAEC was all C6 and C5). But now, I've been able to get a job and I'm currently on a 6 month probation which doesn't allow for any absence whatsoever from work.

I don't know if it's possible to postpone the exam till next year and the exam is starting 6th of next month. Please advise cry cry cry cry
I dont get why u need another waec....is c6 and c5 not a pass mark.? Is it criteria in ur chosen school u must have A's to do mbbs
Romance › Re: Is A Crime Or Illegal To Have A intimacy gadget In Nigeria by advanceDNA: 5:38am On Apr 10, 2023
Ireportlive:
Next time in a friendly manner ask for section of the law you violated
Asking Nigerian police which section of the law u violated is already unfriendly grin ...u don likely trigger wahala, especially those frustrated,wicked ones
Crime › Re: Boy Set Ablaze For Stealing Android Phone In Calabar (graphics Content) by advanceDNA: 5:30am On Apr 10, 2023
Nigerians no get chill....If no be armed security wey dey escort politicians...... dem for don collect
Culture › Re: Living With An Annoying Neighbour by advanceDNA: 4:41am On Apr 10, 2023
virginchaser:
You better be careful.
In a telecom managed site where they were recording lost diesel now and then. The manager decided to play a trick. He tied red clothes round the palisade fence. Shortly after, a man died in the community. The manager was summoned into chief's palace. They said he should explain what happened because the community knew the dead man was the one stealing the company diesel.
Lol...
Romance › Re: She Goes To The Kitchen Naked by advanceDNA: 10:47pm On Apr 09, 2023
HellVictorinho6:
he had useless expectations,that is why. we no suppose argue am, am disheartened.
Lol....
Romance › Re: She Goes To The Kitchen Naked by advanceDNA: 10:36pm On Apr 09, 2023
HellVictorinho6:
who cares? he is wasting a chance, what a 4kery!
Which chance is he wasting.??....he is not leaving the girl...he just wan know if he needs to be on the look out for red flags...
Ona a normal day...u gats dey on the look out with naija babe....let alone when something spook u
Romance › Re: She Goes To The Kitchen Naked by advanceDNA: 10:27pm On Apr 09, 2023
OKOATA:
Make him GF dey wear sweater up and down na, na d person wey even carry woman matter for head I blame.
U no get the op complain...its not about going nakeéd to the kitchen .... its about the quick switch from shy babe to highly expressive all of a sudden......he's suspecting mayb the babe dey form gentle before as a smoke screen to sell decent girl vibes to am ....but couldnt pretend for too long so her real self just jump out...

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