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Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by advanceDNA: 9:45pm On Apr 09, 2023
Qatar2022:
Matured man what would he should have done?
...since u did not patiently read....I cannot help u.
Health › Re: I Am Fighting A Disgusting Addiction by advanceDNA: 9:27pm On Apr 09, 2023
fikayormi:
Baba kuku say make e commit suicide …. Lol
Baba....serious problem requires serious solution.... na u say na disgusting addiction grin
Romance › Re: My Ex Girlfriend Bugged My Phone And Framed Me Up! by advanceDNA:
Lorokán shaaa.

..u sabi hack,
..U sabi spy,
..U sabi track,
..U fit remote access control phones from another location with another mobile phone.


Well done...we go patronize you
Romance › Re: She Goes To The Kitchen Naked by advanceDNA:
OKOATA:
Oga no be everything you go dey show Alpha Male or trying to cause the guy evil thoughts. There's nothing special in what the GF is doing, even if she walks around naked in the home. I don't see anything wrong in that.
Oga do ur own....make i do my own....All u see is náked woman and breast for u to enjoy.... the op himself sees more than nakéd breast...
..he sees an unusual and quick difference in her behavior.... It might be nothing.......and it can definitely be something....
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by advanceDNA: 8:44pm On Apr 09, 2023
The "he's not mature" group will soon arrive
Health › Re: I Am Fighting A Disgusting Addiction by advanceDNA: 8:05pm On Apr 09, 2023
Buy sniper...soak ur fingers inside morning, afternoon, night....... if u bite ur finger nails again....i go credit u 10k grin
Na just for 40days...scientifically ..it takes 21-40 continous days of withdrawal to break an addiction pattern

If sniper too much....use kerosene...
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Reveals New Relationship While Sharing Photos From Her Date Night by advanceDNA: 7:55pm On Apr 09, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
She recently revealed a lot with receipts on how she spent heavily on Churchill and we all saw how Churchill kept demanding money from her back to back. She loves deeply as well which always affects her after breakups
Receipts indeed.... reciepts of boxers and perfume.... or cars and private jet she bought for him.... grin

Did she also show her statement of account of all the millions she gave church hill... ??

washed up actress over exaggerating petty things....which millions does she have that she's claiming churchhill took from her...

u women and ur blind solidarity...objectivity dey hard for una...
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Reveals New Relationship While Sharing Photos From Her Date Night by advanceDNA: 7:46pm On Apr 09, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
She gives more in her relationships but always ends up with wrong partners. She has a very good side and falls in love stupidly.
Give wetin?? What did she give?? Please tell us the things she gave her lovers
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Reveals New Relationship While Sharing Photos From Her Date Night by advanceDNA: 6:50pm On Apr 09, 2023
Person wey dey date this babe dey try ooo
Culture › Re: Living With An Annoying Neighbour by advanceDNA: 6:44pm On Apr 09, 2023
Buy

one small calabash...
Get 3 feathers of guinea fowl
3 boiled eggs...
And the most important ingredient that makes it terrifying......red oil... put it all in the calabash and pour small oil..place it in the back yard...

.. thats how i helped my dad chased all our wicked tenants... grin
Crime › Re: Is It A Crime For The Police To Congratulate Israel Adesanya? by advanceDNA: 6:15pm On Apr 09, 2023
See tackle... grin

Nigerians have lost all trust for all nigerian system meant to serve and protect them..


No system is working except NYSC...
Science/Technology › Re: First Anti-Aging Pills To Hit Shelves In 2028, Expert Predicts by advanceDNA: 6:04pm On Apr 09, 2023
HellVictorinho6:
remember emefiele and his oga had to ......at the end.
Lol...u shaa drag emefiele into the issue
Science/Technology › Re: First Anti-Aging Pills To Hit Shelves In 2028, Expert Predicts by advanceDNA: 5:56pm On Apr 09, 2023
OChimex:
So what’s your point then? Educate more….

Because I know this is how all the medicines are made which will eventually be accessed by the entire humanity and save humanity.
So what’s your point on poor people?
Exactly my point.....drugs like these wont be made cheaply availble for the whole human race....
...we have already seen how the elies are suggesting global population reset ideologies , subtly saying the poor class are just consumers of earth's resources with little contribution....

Health care, maintenance and sustenance is supposed to be basic need and anyone should be able to access it

Big pharams have longed been accused of hypocrisy......their public slogan has always been pro-humanity and pro-saving lives....

but when their class of wonder drug discovery process is complete...u'll realize its all about crazy profit as it is made for the rich and to exploit those thats dont have just to over maximize profit (funny thing is the goverment is backing them).....

. the clamour of the public has always been that...pharams will make their money weda a drug is crazily expensive or not... because health care is like food, virtually everyone needs it...so its wickedness to make health issue a matter of luxury

My point is ...When anti-aging or death-proof class of drugs hit the market...it will not only be a extremely expensive...it will be almost inaccessible for many...
.thats when the elite class will start formulating wicked and selfish laws behind the goverment on how the masses should not have access to it because of overpopulation as if they are not part of the population...
Science/Technology › Re: First Anti-Aging Pills To Hit Shelves In 2028, Expert Predicts by advanceDNA: 5:24pm On Apr 09, 2023
OChimex:
How will they care about you? Na them born you? The time when them dey work hard to become billionaires did you remember to help them?
That mentality is awful. Nobody is responsible for you.

Nobody cares about you. And nobody owes you any help.
It’s not a must to help, it’s a choice
Lol....U have a very weird way of processing information....its ur mentality thats actually awful... so for example... when pple speak on humanitarian needs or need to be kind and inclsive...they must be poor and looking for handouts from the rich.....
Autos › Re: Sold out 1.3m Toyota Camry Excellent Conditions @_mushin by advanceDNA: 5:01pm On Apr 09, 2023
Herkim:
This is drop light not pencil light quite expensive and valuable than pencil light

Mean while pencil light you mentioned above you can not buy it less than 900k- 1m
There's nothing like u cannot....a used car does not have to have same price accross nigeria..
Na u dealers dey force price range just to over gain...
..if someone post pencil light for like 600k ....una go call am scam or say the car no good...he wont be able to sell it on the platform...

Na so someone post used 2005corolla for 1.8 few days back....they called him a scammer....

until a used corolla is 2.6M...it wont be seen as genuine
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Believe That Jesus Didn't Die For Us Like Bible Claims. by advanceDNA: 4:47pm On Apr 09, 2023
Bbgbs23:
No be by force Bros. Pick who you believe die for you and rest.
grin
Romance › Re: What Was The Final Straw That Broke Your Relationship by advanceDNA: 4:37pm On Apr 09, 2023
biyams:
....if na me do am her friends go blame me for the next 10years I'm sure..
Na so naaa...their excuse is always that they dont know if u will marry them....as long as u have not taken them home to meet ur folks and pick marriage date.....to them, u technically dont deserve their 100 loyalty and their cheating is justified....
Romance › Re: She Goes To The Kitchen Naked by advanceDNA: 3:54pm On Apr 09, 2023
DeJoeee:
My gf just developed this recent habit of going to the kitchen with only her panties and shower cap leaving her breast bare.

Sometimes she will wear my polo(which is long on her cos I'm much taller) with no panties
This is a girl who is naked shy as recent as december last year.

I'm not supposed to suspect her cos she's from a very responsible home and possibly my wife to be but the experience of others have thought me to suspect any new move of the other gender no matter how innocent.

Do I need to worry about this?

Please mods help push to front page for more mature advise . This issue is of big concern to me
Smart dude....be like u be auditor or u dey watch too much FBI movies...or babes don show u pepper b4... grin

....She give u the usual shy girl and "i have only dated two guys" vibes....but all of a sudden she turn vixen abi?? grin

If na omo-mummy, looking for a decent lady vibes u carry come, What were u expecting?.na KJV version she go carry give u.... just keep looking out for redflags....

na baiting remain....

No lose guard
Romance › Re: Can You Have Sex With A Girl That Has Gonorrea by advanceDNA: 3:31pm On Apr 09, 2023
Wilson300:
I need your honest opinions
There is one girl in my WhatsApp who has a figure 8 shape and a killer ass men be dying to straff this girl.
she is also into me and has been wanting me to invite her to my house sometimes she asks if am at home to come to spend the day with me but have been ducking her even though I would like to fvck her
The reason is that she gave my guy gonorrhea after hitting her raw and I'm not good at using condoms my fear is should I use a condom with her the condom might burst as that has always been the case when I use condoms to fvck

What do you guys think should I give it a try?
Pple wey get HIV dey always get gonorrhea and other associated STD.... no use ur well being play bet naija.....
Romance › Re: What Was The Final Straw That Broke Your Relationship by advanceDNA: 3:08pm On Apr 09, 2023
biyams:
Twas in church, pastor was saying if you're single and hoping for a life partner stand up lemme pray for you....he still emphasized and said "if you're single o"...from the back seat I saw my girlfriend on her feet....oh my!!
2years of serious relationship...
That was 2014..
Na woman be that for u.....and they do it without remorse....if na man do same...u are evil...
Romance › Re: What Was The Final Straw That Broke Your Relationship by advanceDNA: 3:02pm On Apr 09, 2023
Isokoboy:
She cheated on me and blame me for not giving her upkeep money....
Classic behaviour of unrepentant cheat... they blame their victim...
Christianity Etc › Re: Spouses by advanceDNA: 11:35am On Apr 09, 2023
Tinububalls:
Can someone be addicted to masturbation but not sex?
How can someone solve a problem with the exact problem.
Ofcourse...
.what i have noticed is that masturbatión and poŕn are twins.....technically, .the addiction is often tied to their poŕnographic women being fvcked, which now triggers them to drag penís

Replacing a habit with another habit is one of the approach of overcoming addictions... but pple doi it wrongly by using another problem to replace an existing

To me... using sex with women as solution to overcome masturbation, is a negative type of solution....because lots of married pple are still addicted to masturbatión and porn..so its not perfect solution per se.

Its like when u tell someone suffering from heart break to go and fvck another person. Its a quick fix or a distraction but not a proper solution..
Christianity Etc › Re: Spouses by advanceDNA: 10:32am On Apr 09, 2023
Tinububalls:
Yeah I know but the way people do condemn masturbation, such energies aren't put towards fornication.
You will hear statement like instead of masturbation get a girlfriend. Both are the same under any law.
.lol....u may be looking from biased angle

The same energy is used because of our religious nature in nigeria..

the statement "get a girlfriend" is usually thrown at pple that are complaining of masturbation addiction....its more like a funny fix for their addiction because it is assumed that pple start to masturbate because they dont have girlfriend
Romance › Re: I Was Lied To. by advanceDNA:
undead:
I had hoped that she would show some interest by asking for my number or inquiring about my future visits. However, our interaction seemed like a typical transaction. I must admit, I tend spend a lot of time in my head, so I didn't say much either.
The problem is ..u are thinking u are the only one that gave her an orgasm..... how many number she wan collect....?? One guy or a couple of guys will likely have given her the same experience...
The mind of a prostituté must be highly compartmentalized so that she doesnt unconsciously form attachment or her body doesnt betray in favor of her trade/clients.... other wise...ósho-free will become the order of the day.... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Spouses by advanceDNA: 9:40am On Apr 09, 2023
Tinububalls:
Between masturbation and fornication please which is a bigger sin?
Funny question ... grin must u sin?
Romance › Re: I Was Lied To. by advanceDNA: 9:31am On Apr 09, 2023
undead:
Yesterday, I visited my favorite establishment to relieve some stress. I ordered a medium stout and while I was enjoying my drink, I noticed one of my regular customers. I recognized her from the shape of her butt as she spoke with the bartender while facing away from me. When she turned around, she immediately recognized me, from there we went to her room to engage in sexual activities. I have had sex with her only twice, this was the third time. The reason for my title, "I was lied to," is because people say that if you can make a woman orgasm, she will love and adore you. I was able to bring her to orgasm multiple times, thanks to the skills I learned from watching porn.

Ok, some of you guys will say but these ladies put acts as it is their trade. But, I am telling you I really did, for one, besides the normal moans she got really wet at climax. At a point she was shaking all over and I felt goosebumps on her back.

However, despite this, she still charged me 10,000 after three hours and didn't even ask for my number. It felt as if my efforts were for naught. In conclusion, I feel like I was deceived by the belief that making a woman orgasm guarantees affection and admiration.
U are funny.... u dey expect oloshó to love u...even if she love u...does that mean she doesnt need money..??..

Thats said.....ur experience is why guys are preaching against marrying or dating women with dangerous high body counts..
Sex or orgasm with them is nothing special because several dícks have given the same experience....the law of diminishing return has set in for them...
Science/Technology › Re: First Anti-Aging Pills To Hit Shelves In 2028, Expert Predicts by advanceDNA: 9:03am On Apr 09, 2023
Na then una go know say rich pple no care about the poor
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:27pm On Apr 08, 2023
Mallamkettle:
I tried to do a vignette transfer but at the end I discovered they were charging about 610 dollars which is the initial fee for the application and not 154 pounds.
Maybe fees has changed.....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:38pm On Apr 08, 2023
Mallamkettle:
Guys please I need help. My kid and I applied for visa and was granted. But I came into the UK alone because I want to hustle before bringing her. Now I don't think I am ready financially to bring her before her entry visa expires. Will it be a problem if I let her current visa expires and then re apply for her in the next 6 months?
No wahala if u are not ready..
..i dont think u will have to apply for another visa all over again for ur kid......its just vignette replacement with a new validity that u will apply for..if i remember i think its just £154 to replace your expired vignette.

But ur kid will have to go to TLS all over again to prove identity by confirming biometrics information
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA: 5:04pm On Apr 08, 2023
Prettychild:
From the write up, the writer didn’t say that his sister doesn’t know how to cook so I don’t know where the incompetence emanates from. From what I wrote, I didn’t say she should fast for 7 days so I don’t know where you got that from
Its sleep fasting ...deprive ur body of rest to engage in prayer in the night...but its okay if u dont agree.....the man eats the food of the maid cos the wife is not a good cook....if u ddnt see the follow up comments..no wahala...
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA: 4:27pm On Apr 08, 2023
Prettychild:
Tell her to do 7 days midnight prayers with the house girl’s name, let there be a divine separation between the house girl and her husband, after that chase the girl away. Better act fast, make her case no come be like that nollywood actor own
grin ....7 days fasting??
Thia is funny....someone not disciplined enough to learn how to cook to make her home happy.... u think she will be disciplined to fast for 7 whole days....??


Besides, Her problem is not spiritual....Her problem is incompetence....
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA: 4:14pm On Apr 08, 2023
idonhammer:
The house maid carry big yansh? If yes, then forget it and leave the house for them


Big yansh is life
grin you are a comedian

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