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Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA: 4:13pm On Apr 08, 2023
JustcallmeFavou:
It's better your husband gets, attached to a random lady you don't know outside, than a maid taking your place. That's disastrous!
Haba madam....maid na somebody daughter too ooooo...its just a job
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA: 2:03pm On Apr 08, 2023
MorningStar233:
How did you come to all these conclusions? Why do you men here on NL talk so badly about women? It will be nice if you channel this your energy into blogging, you might make good money from your fellow haters of women. Thank you
Fellow haters..??
Talk badly?? But u ddnt see i waa supporting the maid....abi u seff no sabi cook..??
Lol... grin
.which conclusion??....oga life is not hard ooo....u will just burst your blood vessel over petty jokes on nairaland if u keep taking things too seriously....

Anyway ..truth is hard to swallow....my own is nothing should happen to that poor maid cos pple like u wont see the hate the sister is spilling saying she would have killed the girl of its was her ....its my own joke u are calling hate

When u are done.....carry you victim playing card out of my mention...
Properties › Re: Which Business Can I Invest 10million by advanceDNA: 6:25am On Apr 08, 2023
uncommonmartins:
I have tried several businesses and feel due to the current situation in the current, I should go into real estate, I have worked so hard to save up 10million m…for the past 2month I have been looking for an already built self contain to buy that could be fetching me 1.5m yearly above with an a school environment. But most houses I have seen is way costly….is there any business I can start with that money that could be giving me more returns …
PS: I have been into betting business i closed it due to high fuel consumption.
Before u figure out what to do with it...go keep am for Fcmb gro before u spend am on something unexpected.....its 12% per annum investment ...thats free 1.2M at end of tenure with ur capital intact...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 6:11am On Apr 08, 2023
KolaShangOne:
Do you mean 20,000 dollars?
This senseless exploitation started with 3k £ last year ....and pple are already being exploited to the level of 15k currently...so tell me how we wont get to 20k..
Romance › Re: If You Must Have Sex, Stay With One Partner - Yetunde Bakare by advanceDNA: 4:52am On Apr 08, 2023
Na their fellow woman kukuma start the virgin talk today..... they cannot call this one male pretending to be female.. grin

they will come and start crying that good character wey dem no get is better than virginity ...
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA: 4:33am On Apr 08, 2023
Spanki:
Na character be the best soup on earth.
grin
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:04pm On Apr 07, 2023
ogoloray:
My brother I went mute when the agent started talking
This is a transaction that has no standard or regulatory policy.... they can say 20k or any price they like..u cant say thats not the price because its not iphone or toyota camry...

They can put u on any condition of payment..u cant report...u can only beg, ontop ur money...

Most agents have witchcraft oooo... grin .
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA: 10:50pm On Apr 07, 2023
ukaface:
E don pain am grin grin grin

Oga go learn how to cook
Go and learn out to cook.?? I no sure say u normal....na me open thread dey complain say house girl don snatch her husbandhuh

If u dont have what to say....abeg go sleep
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:42pm On Apr 07, 2023
ogoloray:
Didn't quite catch your point bro. Are you suggesting that all agents are scammers? Or you mean he's wanting a full payment is a red flag?
My comment is not about scamming.... its about u expecting a greedy & wicked person to be rational and considerate.... grin
u are being charged crazily because the agent is not considerate in the first place..... u are at their mercy.....u have no leverage
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA: 10:28pm On Apr 07, 2023
Positiveme2020:
And I don't see what the poor girl is doing wrong,she can become wife no 2.
No let too much sense kill you jare grin
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA: 10:26pm On Apr 07, 2023
ukaface:
You just had to use that word ‘ feminist’
Did she say she is a feminist?
Amebo

Yes, all men should learn how to cook the earlier you understand it’s not about feminism the better for you o.
Any small thing na feminism, you wey Dey talk Wetin be feminism??
Ur name na feminist?? Why the matter dey bite u for body.....?? Since when the feminist become am insult.....
Abeg oooo...no be say make u no sabi cook oooo....u dey advice others make them go learn yet u dey suppprt ur gender wey no sabi.... which kind person be this??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:59pm On Apr 07, 2023
ogoloray:
Hello guys...

So I got in touch with this agent and we agreed on a fee, but he is insisting I make a full payment. Is this normal? I was hoping to pay in two installments.

I feel its insane to pay such amount at one go. What do you guys think about this? All comments are welcome, thanks!
U are expecting the demon that wants to exploit and súck u dry you to be considerate??

are u trying to be funny or u are just naive??

grin
Romance › Re: I Believe In Death Sentence For People Who Come Late To Work by advanceDNA: 7:49pm On Apr 07, 2023
This nigga and death sentence... grin na so slaomir start with "damn niggaa"


continue... u go soon popular.... grin
Crime › Re: 19-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Having Sex With Her Dog In America by advanceDNA: 7:41pm On Apr 07, 2023
mercysamuelson:
advanceDNA

They said one of charges is "unnatural intercourse"

So oyinbo wey no get boundary when it comes to sex can tag sex as unnatural....

Interesting.... i thought they will let it fly as another sexual orientation....

# Justice for the accused

Here in California, a man was peeing in the public by his car and his kids are in the car. He was arrested and accused for child sexual molestation. He's already an offender first for peeing in the public and second for having kids around him. Na Naija we no get law.
The guy pee for public??...and became a sex offender?? ...i dont get.. did pple see his dick...how can they prove his intention was to abuse sexually ...?? Is peeing in public not supposed to be under littering laws ?

So the man does not pee in the house where his kids live with him?? Lol

See ..to me oooo....i sometimes feel oyinbo just like making example of some pple to make it look like they have laws....

in reality, they dont....these kids can enter pornographić websites without any restriction..

They authorize school to be teach 4 year olds masturbation will make them feel good yet if an adult says same somewhere else, he bcomes a sex groomer and an offender....
Crime › Re: 19-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Having Sex With Her Dog In America by advanceDNA: 6:25pm On Apr 07, 2023
iamdapsyj:
They actually have boundaries o... Their is bestiality law in many states in the US...
I am surprised they ddnt let it fly as her sexual orientation grin
Crime › Re: 19-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Having Sex With Her Dog In America by advanceDNA: 6:24pm On Apr 07, 2023
JOemmy:
Who told you they don't have boundaries? Oyibo people have conscience than africans.
Wateva u say....
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 4:30pm On Apr 07, 2023
Stanley123147:
Dear Sir/Madam,

I am currently residing in the United Kingdom, having overstayed my visa by a period of two years. However, I am now looking to return to Nigeria with my wife, who is a British citizen, for the purpose of getting married. I am seeking guidance on how best to approach the issue of my overstay and how to present a compelling case for the granting of a visa.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Go and speak to an immigration lawyer on how to convert your status u through marriage while u are still in the uk..

If u do mistake enter naija pęręn..
Crime › Re: 19-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Having Sex With Her Dog In America by advanceDNA:
They said one of charges is "unnatural intercourse"

So oyinbo wey no get boundary when it comes to sex can tag sex as unnatural....

Interesting.... i thought they will let it fly as another sexual orientation....

# Justice for the accused grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Let's Debate; Which Is More Significance, The Death Or Birth Of Jesus Christ by advanceDNA: 12:00pm On Apr 07, 2023
There is no egg without chicken ...there is no chicken without egg....
Romance › Re: Does Doing Birthday Photoshoot As A Man Makes You Effeminate Or A Sissy? by advanceDNA:
Vinnie2000:
So our Nairaland Greenman (Adewale Odesoye or so) celebrated his Birthday on NL with a Studio Photoshoot. 🙂

But Kriss216 (A Razor tongue Man) branded him a Sissy and Effeminate fellow. huh
Another comment called him 'Woman wrapper'. 😒

I Do not see anything wrong as The Guy may want to post Birthday Pictures
but does NOT have Beautiful or Fancy places to get Nice shots. smiley

So Does DOING BIRTHDAY PHOTOSHOOT AS A MAN, MAKE HIM EFFEMINATE OR A SISSY?

Drop ur comments.

Nplfmod.
It just makes a person look like an attention, public validation and public praise seeking fellow..

of course, these behavior can be a man or woman thing......but it has become a socially acceptable thing for women... which now makes men who frequently do it look sissy..

..i remember when i went to do grooms men duty for one brother in wey no too get friends.

...in the hotel we slept cos we had to share ..one nigga brought out a small transperent bag containing comb, nail groomer, nail polish, and all manner of grooming shít....

the guy look weird instantly to all of us ... not that it was bad to have a grooming bag..he's just probably an organized fellow...but having a grooming bag is just a thing that has over the years bcome conventionally a woman thing...
Romance › Re: Help! How Do I Inform Her Of This by advanceDNA: 1:26am On Apr 07, 2023
AliEzeOlu:
I guess I've got some butterflies in my stomach for her cheesy grin grin

This time, I wanna marry her for real. But my liver don dey fail me because of how I failed to reach her all these years until she called.

She may not know I lost my phone and by extension, her number. You know how you ladies think na grin grin

She may say I'm forming all these just because she called, she won't know I'm being so damn serious with it grin grin
U want to marry her?? Get to know her first..
Dont let ur peniś push you....single mothers are in a different territory in the women spectrum..
.no jokes or vawulence intended.... u need to investigate and be sure of a lot of things about them before u jump into marriage....there are peculiar challenges that come with single mother relationships, make sure u test the waters before u dive in....

Dont let their over-niceness, making the first move, and love-bombing fool u......its a standard modus operandi driven by depreciated market value .......
Romance › Re: Sex Starved by advanceDNA: 9:55pm On Apr 06, 2023
Abeg who get type C charger
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Have Not Seen Her Period Since January by advanceDNA: 9:52pm On Apr 06, 2023
EzendiEgo1:
. The drug he prescribed he said is around 65000 in his hospital...but we want to meet another gynaecologist and see what his own will come out as
Guy......make i clear you... drugs wey dem dey use manage woman reproductive or endocrine system dey always cost.... unless u wan do trado...

. its okay to seek the opinion of another physician shaaa...if na same same...just close eye buy the drug for am..

pęlę...una go dey alright las las....
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Have Not Seen Her Period Since January by advanceDNA: 9:33pm On Apr 06, 2023
EzendiEgo1:
in how many months boss
Baba.... biology of of the living is on autopilot.
So cant say oooo..
....this also happens to some women when they have misscarriages...their period/ ovulation may just seize or be erratic they for 3-6months.... later it will just kick in...
...
But wait....the O&G physician u met ddnt prescribe any medication or refer you to an endocrinologist??
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Have Not Seen Her Period Since January by advanceDNA: 9:18pm On Apr 06, 2023
EzendiEgo1:
Good morning doctors in the house... please help me with advice..
My girlfriend/wife visited me early January, we had intercourses many days during the period.. in other to prevent pregnancy she took postpill 2 times in January..right now she have not see any sign of her period till now..

Please mind, we have visited a gynecologist this month but am not understanding what's he saying...that my girlfriend prolactin is low..
She's not pregnant because we have done both blood test.
Please I need a solution to this please

Below are the results
The drug may have scattered her hormonal system....e go reset....no worry....
Romance › Re: Why Are Women So Overpossesive And Paranoid? by advanceDNA: 7:58pm On Apr 06, 2023
shortman:
i recently travelled to abuja for a course and i have a friend we both know the first day over there i forgot 2 call her and she went all crazy that i was with my friend and had my own agenda.can someone please explain this behaviour
You forgot to call?? Are u saying ur babe of seven years ddnt cross ur mind the whole day

.....is that not witchcraft?? grin
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:42pm On Apr 06, 2023
ADUKKY:
People may not want to respond for fear of being liable should the transaction go south. My opinion though.
Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you....

Agents na ur mate....Agents wey be say......
their behaviour na weather......They can deliver for one person today and run another person street tomorrow.....

There's a popular saying in student visa section: "the only people agents cannot run street are in the grave"..... agents will dupe u and still cause u damage u cant fix until after 10 years..... fear agent oooooo
Romance › Re: Lady Kills Bestfriend After 10 Years For Snatching Her Boyfriend by advanceDNA: 7:29pm On Apr 06, 2023
Vindictiveness on beast mode
Politics › Re: What Do You Think Can Actually Unite Nigerians? by advanceDNA: 7:04pm On Apr 06, 2023
logicalhumour:
For some reason, I kept thinking about the topic. At this point what can unite us? Prejudice seem to have eaten everyone.

Nigerian politics devides us, Religion devides us, Politicians devide us, and even the citizens have been thoroughly eaten by prejudice. We are diverse, and the very things that diversify us are the things that so mercilessly divide us.

Seriously, what's the way forward?
We are just forcing unity because some few pple are gaining from the unified arrangement at the expense of the masses.....

division is long overdue....
Romance › Re: Please Help, I Am Obsessed With Big Ass by advanceDNA: 3:47pm On Apr 06, 2023
BNLR:
Hello Nairalander,

I need your kind advice. Anytime I see a lady, the only thing I check out about the person is the endowment of her backside. I am married with an endowed lady as well, but I never stop looking at different shapes of back endowment and start comparing with my own wife.

I am a very loyal husband and I don't step out of my vow, but I am afraid the devil will not use backside endowment to tempt me one day.
As long as u remain a sexually active man.. u preference will attract you....nothing to be ashamed off....all u need is discipline...look and comot eye....

the mind is key...its the birthplace of all fvckups & potential fvck ups...so train/un-trigger ur mind when u see big yanśh...

Some pple use counter thought method to un-trigger themselves... e.g..when u see big yansh thats not your wife's own.... imagine when u remove the clothe she will smell like shiit, or she's full of fat unattractive stretch marks...u .ind go relax.. over time...u will be able to ignore easily even though u look
Romance › Re: She Hides Me From Her Neighbour Please I Need Advice by advanceDNA: 2:40pm On Apr 06, 2023
saweide:
please give me good advise and no insult plsss
It could be that she relates with the pastor on a holy holy level....so she's trying to hide the fact that she fvcks with all her holy holy life...

.....also the pastor may have introduced her to or promised to introduce to one someone promising....hence her sneaking around, not wanting the pastor to know.....

Worst case scenario is that pastor is fvcking her...

Wateva it is...get ur FBI suit .....check her phone, whatsapp, and check her messaes with the pastor..etc...if there's no chat history ...somethimg is going on btw them

...get another facebook account and start chatting he just to know the type of person she is.....and be on the look out for redflags........if she's cheating...u will find something...
Romance › Re: Why You Should Marry, Care And Love Single Moms by advanceDNA: 2:15pm On Apr 06, 2023
SIONKPO1:
Believe me you are a Small boy,S one of we guys already have child)Ren) out of wedlock but still wants to marry virgins,its same we guys that deflowers. young ladies but still wants virgins.
what if your sister gets pregnant and the man changes his mind in marrying her,would you treat her like a thrash?
Lol..
...u dont even know how to dialogue in context.....what are u yapping about.??... called me a small boy??...then u went on about, one of the guys, then u jumped to virgins, and then ended up talking about sister....

.i have no business with the op....
.my comment is specifically about u assuming most men want what u want.... beyoncé and cardi B .... grin

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