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Liposure:
u fumble oh.y u no toast am

Omo, I fumble for real Bro, I’m ashamed of myself. If she had mistakenly met me some years after ehn...

This made me remember my former tailor. Young happening guy in those days. One hot chick came for measurements wearing a tank top and mini skirt. Baba was unable to do bust, hip and thigh measurements. He had to beg her friend to help him. He attempted to measure her thighs, but his hand was shaking. He dropped the tape.

The babe and her friend were laughing and teasing him.

But mehn, as a teenager I was ready to risk it all and toast that auntie. She had the body of a goddess.

Imagine!

You’re a student and you guys just met and she’s already billing you. She’s very stupîd.


Don’t ever let a girl open ATM on your head. She will attach all the “benefits” of a relationship to the frequency with which you pay her bills. That means, no gifts/money, no loyalty, no affection, no companionship.


Too many up and coming runs girls disguised as girlfriends today.

Leave the innocent man alone.

Mama don lock up.

Tumbulum:
Who carried corona to anambra?

As long as police officers still collect bribes, no lockdown is truly airtight.

All those shortsighted governors can see this but they are more religious than the pope.

The same Wike that arrested pilots for risking the spread of covid is relaxing the lockdown for the Easter celebration.

That shows you some leaders don’t believe this covid19 is real. He thinks it can’t spread. Okay. Thankfully reasonable church leaders are showing example. He should learn from them.

Op must be protected at all costs.

Kelvinprinzyy:
How is here Yoruba, better visit your Google. He's consul, a diplomat

You should visit google and the embassy’s website too. Lol. He is the damn deputy chief of mission bro.

placeofallure:
You don't understand. For me it doesn't matter where the man comes from. I'm just ok with the knowledge that a NIGERIAN is standing up for his fellow citizens in a foreign land.

She’s spreading false hood. That is not the ambassador or whatever she calls him. That’s actually Olusola Onadipe, Deputy chief of Mission.

safarigirl:
The man's name is Madaubuchi Anozie Cyril. He is Nigeria's Consul-General to China, he is an Igbo man. You people should learn to do research before embarrassing yourselves on the internet, just because NL is filled with ignorant people, doesn't give anyone a licence to be so

Common Google would have saved you this nonsense

PS: Having a 'Yoruba' accent, does not make anyone Yoruba. It is anaccent. Nkechi Blessing is Igbo, but acts Yoruba movies. I know a ton of Edo people with Yoruba accent. None of them is Yoruba, simply growing up in Yoruba land, can give you the accent.

You lot are embarrassing

Actually you are spreading FALSE NEWS.

That is not the Consulate General or ambassador or whatever you want to call him.

That’s the deputy chief of mission, H.E. Mr. ONADIPE Olusola Patrick.

jared007:
Covid19 is a hoax. The more they carry-out tests the more the rise in covid19 cases.

If u have suffered from covid19 pls step forward

The fact that people actually endorsed your comment by “liking” it is truly heartbreaking.

Just stay at home please. People like you are the reason Italians and Americans have died in thousands.

sexylassie2:
They don't have nothing, many go broke into a relationship that is why they want us to struggle with them in their poverty.

Stop hyping your self you Nigerian men. The ego is too much.

This doesn’t make sense. Why would any person who goes broke into a relationship ask for a prenup? What (and how) would he gain from his wealthier partner after the divorce?

I think you are reacting to a different issue here. All I said, in summary, was men who ask for a prenup, risk losing their relationships.

Waste of time, especially if you’re not a patient person.

sexylassie2:
So how many Nigerian men go into marriage with substantial inheritance

How many Nigerian men ask for prenups?

Actually, you should be asking “how many Nigerian men ask for prenups when they are clearly the lesser earner?”

You don’t ask your babe for a prenup if you have nothing to lose, well, except your relationship, of course.

healthserve:
If the number of cases rise from when they enter #China Must Explain

How would the numbers not rise when lagosians refused to stay safe? When Bayelsa and Ondo prefer to relax their curfews to celebrate Easter?

The cases in Nigeria are on the rise. Why? Cos Nigerians keep saying they cannot afford to stay safe. They fear hunger more than the virus.

sexylassie2:
all these ones shouting prenup, what do you have for a prenup?, a chair, bed and a tv.

A substantial inheritance, perhaps? A successful business with an obvious upward trajectory?

Lol. Not everyone comes to a marriage with just bills.

You should have started with
1. Feminists

And once you mention prenups, they are no longer interested in the relationship. Why? If they have no ulterior motives, why do they guilt trip guys who want prenups?

Anyway, more and more guys are settling for being baby daddies. No divorce settlement, no alimony. Just child support which any decent father would be glad to pay.

Reichel99:
I am 5"11" and hardly meet guys taller, Nigeria is full of short men.

Tall shapely chicks can come and take my money. What do I need it for? Take it all.

Short babes get wahala. Special premium wahala. Some guys like that about them sha. Me I like a babe who doesn’t have to crane her neck to look me in the eye. Height is not a deal breaker for me though. A long as she’s not too short, like 4’7 or something.

Tall chicks are goddesses. We love them.

You deserve better but you won’t hear word. You will still return to her and be giving excuse on her behalf.

bibiking7:



In my own humble opinion. This is a very poorly written statement. This statement shows prejudice towards a particular authority. This statement passes a message of
"How dare you". The helicopter agency said that they had clearance from a federal agency. It's just like the case of Lagos state. We were doing fine with our own state government imposed limited movement. Then the federal government came and announced a total lockdown.

The prick that wrote the statement tried to play around the sentimental side of the people towards curtailing the corona virus, by stating that the activities of the commercial helicopter puts the life of its citizens at risk, but it's obvious from the same article that it's all hogwash. In the end, what do I know.

Thank you. Honestly, you are a breath of fresh air on this fetid thread. I was almost choking with disgust until I read your beautiful submission.

Greedy foôls. Abule egba and Festac mishaps haven’t taught them anything. Stealing N2,000 fuel won’t keep you for 2 weeks, but it can send you to your ancestors in blazing glory.

0m0nnakoda:
I don't know.

They are in court
Nairaland is not the COURY
I was not there.

Were you?
The correct thing for Sidika to do is go to court rather than talking about exclusive list

Exclusive list is about legislation.
Wike has not legislated.

They have been remanded BY A COURT

Wike can obtain judgement in court. He is the governor and he has never been shy of using needless force.

The fact is they had the right to fly in. Simple. Wike just used the courts to bully them.

Kinematics:
It's a private owned company and airstrip, not an airport belonging to FG. They can only fly and land at FG airports(if FG permits) but must not step their feet out of the airport else Wike got the right to grab them.
Caverton is a private company and operates within the governors jurisdiction.

Lol. The airspace is the bone of contention and that belongs to the FG. Their licenses are issued by the FG. Wike just bullied them. No more no less. Besides, the FG has not declared a lockdown in Rivers.

Wike is just skirting the boundaries of illegality. It’s power play. He made his move, he is waiting for the FG to make theirs. I however wonder if the FG will step in for one of their favourite contractors in the aviation industry.

CoronaVirusPro:
Thank you.

Something's we argue about on this forum are baseless and uncalled for.

And it's damning to see people argue on what's glaring to all.

Thank you.

They are blind supporters and sycophants. Their heroes can never be wrong.

0m0nnakoda:
I don't know if they had the right to fly in.

This is about what happened to their cargo after landing

That you have the right to fly in does not mean you can fly in and release a cargo of wild animals
If their passengers were required to be quarantined and they did not comply there is an infringement

The case is in court so if they have a good defence they should present it there

Lol. They had the right to fly in. He arrested them because of that simple action not because of quarantine or anything like that. And that is what makes this power play quite embarrassing.

0m0nnakoda:
Exclusive list?
What a stupid thing to say

That doesn’t change the fact that they had the right to fly in.

Woke goofed. Now the limits of his authority will be revealed.

anthonyuncle:
ur head is dia

Hahaha. Brotherly.

anthonyuncle:
who are u!

who born u!

who form u!

where do u come from!

who u!!!

The liquid metal! Lion family!