₦airaland Forum

Most probably staged.

yanabasee:
Was about asking who his father is..... Because I have a very strong believe that he was fathered by Fela Kuti

Fela’s children and even grand children share a strong resemblance. The cheek bones are prominent.

The closest Burna has ever been to Fela is listening to his music. No relationship by blood or marriage or even friendship.

cyprus000:
Why are you economical with the truth, bruh. your estimate is deficient in veracity.

I peg it at 90/95% and it's still arguably increasable. I posit this from the panoramic perspective of a person who have dealt with the stupendously rich and poor of them. They take your money as their patrimonial right(which is ok when mutual), but consider it a monumental betrayal to their believe system if they undertake a thing as small as hosting a surprise birthday party for you.
isn't that palpably obvious from the person you quoted

Bro, no vex. Okay, 92.69%. After inputting the new indices submitted by you.

SweetCunt97:
And you'll b the first to call her stupid if she posted being free with her resources.

You’re 100.00% wrong. Trust me.

SweetCunt97:
Yimu. Fake relationships and love everywhere. Imagine him calling the girl Stingy.. Oh

79.27% of naija babes are stingy.

Nollywood material.

Oh this is sad.






Where are those ones doing fake exercise on the expressway?

Hope they can see what they are playing with.

Stay safe you motherfûckers. Why do you want to spread a disease with your fûcking ignorance? If you want to die so bad, shoot yourselves.

Stay at home if you are not buying food. Idîots!

Whoever did colour correction for the pictures is a confam olodo.


Abeokuta people are obedient. Unlike these lekki people.

She’s hot.

She wants to control the narrative before bloggers jump in and twist it.

This is a lazy approach.

Children develop at different rates. You cannot hinder a child just because other children are not as quick to learn.

The problem of underaged underperforming students is solely the fault of the schools who promote them regardless of their performances.

This is counterintuitive. There are so many gifted children in Lagos nowadays. They grasp concepts quickly and are able to hold intelligent conversations with adults. A blanket solution is not the way to go.

What they should concentrate on is the foundation.

Every little child must be taught how to learn. Don’t just teach a syllabus.


Well, I’m just here typing grammar on NL. When I become a father, if I still reside in Lagos and that policy is still in place I will make so much noise and drag them till they give my kid an exemption from such a backward lazy policy.

Lol.

Men are under siege. These women keep setting traps. Kilode!

The first battle to win is the one in your mind. Tell yourself the truth. It’s a long road ahead but if you don’t start now, you will have to start some other time.

The path before you now is entrepreneurship through menial jobs. Office jobs may not be readily available.

This is not time to think about what people will say. Get any menial job that can let you save some hundreds per day. Work for a while and move on to being a trader. What you need is daily money. So sell stuff that people would buy everyday. Could be food, drinks and toiletries. Just make sure you have income everyday. Save some more and expand. You can quit whenever you like. You would need a 12 month plan. At least 6 months of menial jobs then move on to trading stuff.

Construction sites, for example, pay 1,500 per day to unskilled labour. It’s hard work but the pay is sure.

I’m assuming you have no qualifications apart from your O Level.

Just hang in there till this corona thing is over.

Remember, daily pay is the quickest way out of your predicament.

You write like someone who has held microphone to preach at a Christian fellowship service before.

Okay.

You know beauty is just the paint of the car.

Nobody buys a car because it’s red or blue. People check the important conditions of the car. The sound of the engine, the mileage, AC, type of transmission, etc.

Open your eyes bro. Let yourself look beyond she’s beautiful. Be honest with yourself. If you see an unflattering side to her, don’t ignore. Take note of all red flags as you go into the relationship. If she’s materialistic, bro, you will end up employing her as your girlfriend before you realise it.

You can take care of mother and child? That’s enough for them to waive the usual list.


Go and meet her father. Nothing dey happen.

ghettokid1:
God abeg help us o, our fucking Government is not ready to do their work

Shebi government declared lockdown. People decided to play street soccer. Others decided to organise fitness training on the express.

We are not ready.

Stupîd.

Look, with the kind of so-called educated people in Lagos, this lockdown is pointless. Is this public exercise essential to your survival?

See those ones playing ball.

Let’s just cancel this lockdown. It’s definitely pointless at the moment. We are not ready to protect our health unless government polices us.

properties4sale:
Nice one, my kind of nigga!!! Exactly like me

Brotherly

Wow. Quite unfortunate. The owner of the estate caught in an unfortunate situation.

I imagine he regrets his decision to honour Funke’s invitation.

I can imagine the state is quite pleased with this big fish in custody.

When your high school teachers mentioned scapegoat scapegoat. This is what they meant.

Quite embarrassing. But this is Nigeria. 200k is nothing to them. That attendance list will be compiled tomorrow and kept for periodic submission. Then she will do giveaway at those public meetings.

I love the fact that they will be isolated for their own good.

dawnomike:
I really think this is going too far... It is too much of a reprimand at this stage!

#MyOpinion

Your opinion...

Yenefer:
I’m seeing all the speculation and questioning of these NCDC guidelines and Buhari's lockdown and the one thing I do know, is that I don’t know!!
The sacrifice or inconvenience I am asked to make for a few weeks is to stay in and take precautions should I have to go out, think I can manage that, as the alternative may not be all that great!!
True this might be blown out of proportion and these professionals don’t know their head from a hole in the ground, but I am going to err on the side of caution and take their advice.
To each their own!!
This is an unknown and unpredictable illness so we are all learning as it continues.
I pray for all and hope there is good news in sight!
Until then let’s take care of our loved ones and ourselves, being patient for a few more weeks at least.
Meanwhile most Nigerians are hypocrite. I snap this pic today

Please where did you take this picture?

This is the worst time for PDP to tackle Sanwo-Olu. The worst time.


Beg the people of Lagos to minimise contact, stay safe so that this Lockdown will be effective.

People are visiting neighbours, gathering for gist, roaming their estates, hosting parties and playing street football instead of observing social distancing. PDP should be focussed on the people for now. After this, resume your animosity.

Lagosians, abeg stay at home or wear protective gear when going out. This corona is not story story. It’s killing people for real. If you waste this 2 weeks, you’re not doing the governor. He doesn’t need to shake hands with anyone or enter BRT. You’re the ones who would need to enter the road or the bus to work with other people who refused to stay safe who may have been exposed to the virus.

Observe the lockdown so we can know those who are infected and isolate them.

chefremy:
I dont get why everyone is angry about her having a party, its their lives naa, fine she went against what she preached so, was she the first person to do that? Besides who knows if there is even one coronavirus case in Nigeria.

This same the sentiments were expressed by most Italians before they started dying in hundreds.

We dare not let our healthcare system get overwhelmed. Risky behaviour must be discouraged.

See, university love is 99% experiment and 1% real deal.

Just have fun and don’t offend girls to the point where they’d strip nakeed and swear for you.

You thought it wasn’t real? You thought it was a scam?

All those people walking up and down in Lagos without protecting themselves; they don’t know the risks they are taking.

Don’t frustrate yourself. Leave the relationship.

Soon it will become a relationship of convenience.

YorubaKinging:
You've nothing be sorry for


Let them continue to bark


And let them panic cos of coronaVirus that is bullshits

Written like an ignoramus.

If everyone behaved that way, the lockdown in Lagos would be a waste of time. Don’t be a sycophant. Task your brain a little.

She should not be dependent on sleeping pills. That’s dangerous.

Let her sleep. If she continues this into the 2nd week of isolation, then discuss it with her and draw out a sleeping schedule. Planning your day ahead also helps.

KingZaddy:
it is completely natural for a woman to want rich guys, everyone loves a good life but the wealth is not all there is.

she wants him to man up and dominate, correct and direct her, assure her even when its very bad.


most importantly, never be too available for her, never! make her miss you, let her mind get confused with wether or not you love her.


if the rich kid has this then she will die with him

Thank you sir!

Those qualities your listed up there are labelled as TOXIC MASCULINITY by these angry vagína people. But the twisted thing is, if a guy does anything nicer than that, they would shun him, dump him or cheat on him. Straight!

Men must cultivate and propagate those qualities if they want to deal with the average naija babe. There are some cool, calm, quality women around. But what are the odds that you’d meet them at first? Better to be prepared for the prevalent than stumble through life hoping for the rare.

Their:




Please nairalanders, Is it That i gave him Doggy or is it that i was very fast in Riding his dick ?

Shoutout to Scientists

I googled your symptoms. Sorry. Looks like a severe case of Covid-20. Head down to IDH yaba for isolation.

Nice. I certainly do not agree with picking fights unnecessarily, but your last sentence expresses so much truth!


Be ready to walk away from bullshît. If you accept it once, she will always expect you to accept it again and again.

Some people say you shouldn’t throw away a relationship because of a small issue. Lol.

People are willing to hold on to a relationship/marriage that irritates them daily, rather than address the problem once and for all. That’s how they end up in a 30 year old marriage that’s actually 29 years of perseverance.

Many Nigerian parents tell their adult children to endure and tolerate stuff in marriage. Let me not go there sha. But please know what you can tolerate and what you just cannot accept. Trust your judgment and be a man of principle.