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This guy wants to cause fight.

Ride on bro.

Na love you love. You no kee person. Ride on!

When it comes to shooting shots, ladies are generally uninspiring. They’d fire limp weakass shots then demand that you carry the conversation from there.

I’m not certain I should post the worst line I’d ever received here. She’s a Nairalander and I want to keep this persona for as long as I can.

You can almost tell how hungry a family is by the content of their list.

After paying for her, one woman will now want to be rubbing shoulder with her Oga. She must be joking.

nlPoster:
You're saying no men made the ladies this way?

Since when did you resume quoting me?

I wonder who raised all these problematic girls we have today. Who are those mothers, sisters and aunties that weaponised these babes like this?

Sometimes I wonder if these babes hate peace of mind. Like, they find a guy who is at peace with them and loving them and enjoying it, then they think “Who gave him the right to be this happy? Is he trying to oppress me and my gender with all of this peace of mind?” Then they fûck things up.

I just wonder.

Being single is bliss, at least comparably. And that shouldn’t be right. How can being alone (not loneliness o) taste better than being in a relationship?

Ladies should do better.

doggedfighter:
Thanks. Enjoy your night rest

Have a good night too.

doggedfighter:
His watch has ended.
Rest on !!!

Wow. I didn’t see your comment before I posted mine.


I see you are a woman of culture.

What is dead may never die.

Respect!

And now his watch is ended.

The circle of life is ever spinning.

funmisticqueen2:
lol!!

See, how they came for me!!

Of course, We must come for you. You are maligning our great honour. Or something lofty like that.

Men are the sweetest thing made for women. One day you’d realise that.

Okay, Funmi. This thread is funny. Nice.

You must apologise for plaguing us with this nonsense story.

When you have to open a thread on a faceless forum to tell a story about something you regard as an achievement, for you to feel good, you know you have a problem.


Focus on selling your bleaching creams.

Give her one last chance. Any unnecessary lie and you dump her. Once your girlfriend thinks she can always lie to you without consequence, she will continue to lie. Until she tells you a lie that would define the rest of your life.

Nice.

You only do this to girls who depend on men for survival. You are certain she would never say no after seeing the car.

However in my opinion, a proposal is a merger, not an acquisition.

NextD18:
You are unnecessarily bothered and looking for problems where there's none.

It takes the grace of God for a woman to be loyal and respectful to her husband after relocating to America. It's take the grace of God for that to happen, because it has been statistically proven that 99.591% of Nigerian women v'got high possibilities of changing to a disrespectful and wild dogs to their husband once they relocate to the West.

Kindly appreciate and encourage her.
Stop complaining!
She's a reserved type!
You should be thankful to God, because when she'll start being over expressive, and wild towards you, you'll know it's better to live in hell, than to live with a disrespectful and wild woman in America.

Well said. Collect!

lizychimamanda:
what do u mean by that? Dating him for 10yrs and he wakes up with a flemzy excuse of my spiritual father say..... Maybe my englEng was wrong but I kno u understood what I meant

My fren, both of you dated each other for 10 years. Nothing like you gave him 10 years.

davillian:
I was ready to take her back but she was running away from me thinking I would revenge but I love her.

That must have been very painful. And probably annoying too.

lizychimamanda:
He was amazing, was my best, we broke up countless times and still came back... I gave him 10years of my life.... I had to support him financially just so things will work out yet he called me one day and told me that his pastor said am not for him... That was how I JAPA oo.. I Know the best is on the way

You gave him 10 years of your life. Did he give you 1 year of his own? Were you dating a ghost for the remaining 9 years. See talk.

Women sha.

gypsey:
My ex wife, very good woman, a doctor in a hospital. She divorced me, accused me of having sex with her sister, i tried everything to get her to take me back but she refused.

Now the question is, did i slept with her sister? yes! only one time, me and her sister had drank alot of whiskey and smoked some weed that night, it wasn't intentional



ever since, i ve been married 2 times and divorced 2 times including her own making 3 times and i am still single now..

Boss!

I don’t think you’re remorseful at all. You have broken the table. Class dismissed.

Nonsense.

Feminists need to visit this tribe to pick husbands. Strong women.

Skmoda360:
evangelist of DNA....preach on bro.

Lol.

Women would do stupîd things and be upset if you don’t let them get away with it.

They don’t want any suspicion from their husbands

Guys, always test your babies even before you leave the hospital. Let her true baby daddy come and claim his baby and refund you all the hospital bills.

Still don’t know why you think he played you?

Did you give him money or buy stuff for him? Did he swindle you in business or run away with your property?

Go and read your books. Nonsense.

Op, it appears you’re the only guy who can take a bullet for his girlfriend.

Even girls cannot do that for their friends. Dey there make pant dey wear you.

Johness, as much as I’m tempted to tell you to continue to chase your dream, I must be real with you.

Find a way to Go back to school or get a good vocational training. If you want to play football, believe me, you’d have a great time playing in your school.

Being a successful footballer from Nigeria is 2% luck and 98% consistent hard work. But you see that 2% ehn, it’s harder to get than the 98%. Most people never get it till they are 35 years old and they have to accept their fate.

Mikel, Ighalo, Ahmed Musa and other Nigerian stars were also lucky, even though they were hardworking. The players in their hood, whom they grew up with, have given up on their dreams and faced reality. Hard work is not enough if you are Nigerian footballer in Nigeria. Let’s say you even get a spot in a good Nigerian club. We have so many talents in our local leagues but only a few get noticed by scouts. That’s why I said go back to school. Study a course, study the business part of your course then work strategically while in school so you still have time for football.

Do you know any professional footballer personally? Make him your mentor. That’s a good way to help your luck. But if you don’t know anyone, please move on with your life.

Save up and get some training if not a formal education.

Sirjamo:
Exactly what Boko haram wants. As you continue protesting all over the World, you are giving boko haram free publicity

BH has now realize that all they need to do to gain more popularity is to kidnap 100 Muslim, 1 Christian; release the Muslims after some time, keep the Christian and boom, they'd be all over the news more than usual.

You wrote nonsense.

Nairaland bitter leaf FC feminists are not happy. This woman is certainly not a member of their club.

Ginaz:
Not just an idiot but he or she should be shipped to China to be infected with Coronavirus.

Haa Wetin happen?

Aunty no vex.

Anyone who takes this idîot seriously is an idîot as well.

This is a woman who forged architectural drawings to lay claim to a man’s house just for clout.

This one don marry typical nairaland babe.

Either of two things:

1. She is truly dumb and a spendthrift

2. She is secretly investing the money and one day she’ll tell you about the house she just completed in the next street.