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Hot mama. Always in character. But all na mouth sha. She’s not half as bad as she likes to portray herself.

As if you would punish the bribe-seeking officials if reported.

When you senior officials start making scapegoats out of these clerks the nonsense of delays and bribes in the civil service will at least be reduced.

Bubblybee:
and does the man who only wanna sleep with her and not actually date her have a good character?

Of course.

They probably have excellent character. They are only responding to stimuli. When I see cold water on a sunny day, I feel like drinking it without dating the seller.

It appears Maj Gen President is ready to look democratic for a short while.

bestdudes:
There is one on nairaland that has the emboldened...

Dem full family section.

philo04:
Can somebody summarize it pls

Wow...first to comment...lemme behave like other idiotz
(Grab mic....clear throat) I want to thank my fada n Moda for bringing me to this world

I also want to know if Buhari is eating Nigeria rice cos the amount of stone inside should have kill him by now( not hate speech just thinking)

Also want to thank airtel 4G thunder will not fire u like mtn

And finally my wife and son staring at me as if am madt...I want to say God bless u


Note....dear our second child will not be born in Nigeria op thank you for posting at the right tym.

This is the best FTC ever! You deserve a cold one.

Collect!

Wow.

We need more positive stories like this. This is what Lecturers should be doing, not asking “can I be your side guy?”

Kudos to the Professor. His children and grandchildren will always find helpers.

Some small boys in her school are calling her “sisí” and she’s pleased with herself. Na normal tin. She has never felt so beautiful before. This is a novel experience.

In her own eyes, you are a relic from the past drab life which she thinks she has escaped. One small boy go soon clear her.

In the mean time, focus your energy elsewhere. Many under 25 girls are in their höe-phase. So, Move on.

lilmax:
You can have all the money and your character still be TRASH

Thank you bro. Tell them.

They think all we care about is them not fleecing us. This is what we are talking about. They should see beyond their immediate needs.



When men ask for what you’re bringing to the table, we are not talking about only your personal finance.

No, you must have sense. Don’t just have money of your own. Have a logical mind to go with it. Learn to have civil conversations. Don’t turn it into a question and answer segment. Contribute to the discussion like a fellow sensible adult. Don’t be insufferably salty with your signature nonsense monosyllabic response.

Be peaceable. A number of women derive fulfilment from frustrating men. Like, that’s how they know they are progressing in life - frustrating men who show them love. Hope you know you are practising witchcraft and thunder will faya you.

Respect yourself and respect your guy. Not every argument is an opportunity for you to be savage. Leave that for juvenile brawlers on twitter.

Being a strong young woman does not mean being rude and unreasonable.

Just be reasonable.

Once upon a time, I’d see her as strictly nacking material and not marriage material.

These days, if she won’t bring stress, infidelity, poverty mentality and illegitimate kids to plague me, we’re good to go.

Why?

Cos fashion is so fluid these days. And ladies are increasingly willing to experiment with new looks.

Butterscotch92, first of all, with all due respect, his healing is not your business. Let him handle it himself.





You said “it happened”. Like, you know, it rained today, the sun came out this morning, the sea roared against the distant shores; you had sex with a married man; you know, it happened. Just like that. Like it was going to happen anyway.

Lol.

And “it” happened 3 more times. Making 4 instances where you threw his love and trust in the gutter and collected premium thrusting from mr colleague.



There is a good chance it would happen again. Why do you want the innocent man to take such a chance?

Do you realise that that could damage him?

Later, the guy may forgive you and mistakenly accept you back, but then one devil would whisper to you to turn around, withdraw from him and flee because who knows, he might retaliate in like fashion. Then you’d end up messing with his mind again, when you could have just left him alone.

When he is ready to take the risk, he will come for you. If he doesn’t, then he has made his peace. You should do likewise.

You don go over perform. See the result. Congrats.

You now have a psycho African woman on your matter.

Solution:
Clear her quick. “Babe you dey craze? We are only helping each other here.”

Tell her if she falls in love, na gutter she go meet herself. Nobody will catch her. She dey mad ni?

This kind of Madness needs an equal and opposite madness.

Some guys will still return to nack some sense into her. Me, I’d advice you to find someone else to be chopping her work on the side, or better still, stick to your main babe.

I remember your story.

So that guy finally played a fast one on you.

Anyway, next time don’t fall for a guy who is still having “issues” with another babe. He must clear his all pending issues before you walk into his love life. Am I communicating?

Sorry. The desperation to get a new guy who would just be decent and kind and not necessarily handsome but just okay; that desperation will come upon you. You must resist it. Keep calm and enjoy December. We resume in January. Sorry dear.

Also, don’t join them and do detty December. Na your body go hear am o.

What’s up with the “photos” though? You have screenshots of conversations depicting guys falling their hands?

maak400:
My brother, you’re right o. Women are incapable of loving a poor for no matter how nice and caring he is. Women’s love is equal to money. Look at the way she’s having hypertension because of her cheating boyfriend that doesn’t give a shi.t about her all because he is rich. That’s why some people are committing all manners of crime just to have money to impress women and the society, because the truth is, a poor man has no value to a woman and the general public.

Exactly.

Imagine if a 50 year old man did this to a 30 year old spinster. The thread would be saturated with toxic fumes from angry feminists.

Bro, tell us what happened after she “hijacked” your towel. Did you pay her for the next 2 years with quality nacking? Wise up. No free service. Nonsense and ingredients.

Not necessarily.

However since you have observed that “trait” as dominant in the girls who cheated on you, I think you should consider it as a major factor in selecting a wife.

In Asaba.

The woman should be arrested for disturbing the peace and provoking a riot. She should also be placed on DSS watch list as a possible recruit for Islamic extremist groups. As we all know, one of the major characteristics of a religious terrorist is intolerance.

Don’t let one matchmaker give you one desperate woman who would “check all your boxes” until you marry her. Then, she will show her true colours.

Choose carefully and be practical about your expectations.

Lol. What is your mission in this life?

You have more topics than many nairalanders have posts. You’re a fast rising legend.

Riele:
You're dumb .

Honestly I would have been surprised if you responded intelligently. You didn’t disappoint.

I have no time for runts. Run along please.

GrammarNazi1:
That is even the problem. What audacity! Did you carry out a survey to have used that word?

Lol. Don’t mind the foolîsh smally. She’s started dealing with “man problems” at such a tender age. Area mama, loading.

We have seen girls like her on Nairaland before. One young rascal would break her heart spectacularly, and share “receipts” here for the amusement of his “league”, then she’d delete her account in ignominy.

Not normal in Naija.

It has been an odd experience for me so far, cos most of the ladies were once on my radar but I lost interest before they “manned-up” and asked me out. I dated the first one and it was a beautiful brief relationship before she cheated (she was still in her hoè-phase). I turned down the rest. One even threatened me. A whole me o. She hates me now (like sh!t) even though she’s married to a guy that cheated on her.

Women are not good at handling rejection like us. They have huge egos and you’d better not make them feel “unbeautiful” by rejecting their advances. Strange creatures.

Guys, I hope you can see how money ties a woman to you. Even though you are cheating carelessly and she knows it, she would even make excuse for your infidelity. Why? Cos you’re rich.

There might be one guy in her life, who treats her like a queen but she would always dismiss him, giving the stupîd excuse that he may be playing nice because he isn’t rich yet. Lol. See women.

When we tell you guys to get money, we know what we are saying.

Money stops nonsense. That’s why ladies need to start making their own money and stop setting standards based on the pockets of the men nacking them.

With these few points of mine, I hope I have... Nah, f~ck it.

Edyice:
NEXT level

You don’t even know any of the two dead men, but you decided to amuse yourself with the news of their deaths. All because of what? A cheap political/ethnocentric score? Later you would say you’re educated.

Wow.

There are many mad people on this thread. I don laugh tire.

The true culprits here are the blogs. They dragged the school and shared the videos just for traffic.

One thing the school did that I like is, they did not reveal the name of the student.

If not, the foolish bloggers would have finished her and her family.

Highway robbery is always on the rise during December. They know people will travel.

I support even more checkpoints. The only bad thing is the bribe and in my opinion, it is a Nigerian curse, but a small price to pay for your safety.

Dammy2me:
Why now police which one be curse

You want your thunder too?

EzendiEgo1:
Hi good evening guys

I know this my question might sound as if am a novice in sex game.

I had a sex with a lady last week using two condoms for extra protection but my fear is that can she be pregnant after using condom to have sex with her. Because today she's showing sign of sickness.

Please I need answers here

Even condom manufacturers will tell you “Don’t layer up condoms”. They can tear faster that way.

But if you believe the condoms did not burst, confront her. Accompany her to a lab for a pregnancy test. If it turns out that she’s pregnant, it is definitely not your child.

It might not even be pregnancy-related. It might be some kind of hormonal issue for women. They are “special” like that.

He gave her the space and opportunity she wanted.

What then is her f@&king problem? Is she possessed?

Thunder faya that your friend.

Kingdollar28:


All these secondary school love sef

U and the girl are both stupid... Period!

My sentiments exactly.