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These overly dramatic proposals need to stay back in 2019. Don’t bring nonsense like this into 2020, please.

You guys are trying to outdo yourselves in foolery, just for a moment of online fame. You and your girlfriend should be kicked out of the mall for disturbing the peace, with your pedestrian movie script that reeks of banality, and a lifetime of consuming low-budget Africa Magic movies.

Nonsense.

sassysure:
Is she not a human being?

When u guys can mount goat, sheep or cow without shame.
Mtcheeew

Tell that to the girls who spread their legs for sweaty, old, ugly, potbellied men. Young ladies of today can marry and sleep with anything (even animals) as long as they get paid.

benhope222:
Most ladies that drink beer much are Oloshos at brothels... You need to see their belly and they fat anyhow ..

This one just arrived from village

No female should castigate him. He was abused by a toxic, predatory female and is living with the scars. We need to protect our male teenagers/children from these cradle robbers. Women should stop shielding abusers or making light of the plights of young men.

Bro, you should see a therapist.

Lol. It appears you have an axe to grind with these women.


Naija feminism is special. These days, it is more like a movement for bitter women.

This OP is largely ignorant about these things. They have been happening since before the time of the 10 commandments.

Always trust humans to find unique/shocking ways to pleasure themselves.

SultanOfPuna:
This is the most dumbest reason to not have Kids..
If your Father said this trash to ur Mother
U wouldn't be born into this world dumbass
Be a Man and don't be scared of responsibility.
Unless na Impotency dey worry you
#ImpotenceMustGo

Even dumber to imply a man should have kids just because his parents gave birth to him. Primitive disposition.

Mr Cork always shocking these new users.

They should respect nairaland’s number one playa. Real talk.

Sh!t happens.

Forget the lofty declarations of all these so called independent young ladies. Once they see what they think is greener pasture, they move. Or they’ll live in denial and secretly resent the guy they are “sacrificing” the better life for.

Fickle beings.

Perhaps when they grow older, they will understand.

chiefolododo:
Olowo gba iyawo ole , ole n se la-ila

hate Speech

The employer is a woman, probably a feminist as well. Nice.

Thank God it wasn’t a man who rejected her.

This cannot be true.

Snatch her if you think she’s the one for you.

But know this.

He loyalty is fickle. She will leave you the same way she left her ex.

I understand her point but stifling the populace is akin to gagging the voice of truth.

By the way, how did this bill advance to this stage? I hope you all can see that your Legislators are the real clogs in the wheels of progress. They are deaf to the voice of the people.

purples25:
I just laugh anytime people get annoyed, cant believe they don't know he's deliberately playing and making grammatical errors.

As in they keep getting worked up for nothing

purples25:
Thanks.....he is a natural comedian.

Nairaland’s number 1 playa. He got moiney and used to drive a Range Rover “spot”

Effortlessly humorous.

Pubichairs:
Dark or chocolate skin turns me on..especially the slim ones...


Fuçk fairness

My sentiments

purples25:
This man is still doing this stuff..... Since i was here with my last moniker on nl.....lol. I hale ooo ...... Mr Cork.

The guy is a legend He should be close to 40 or slightly over.

Lovely eyes

Practise memorising stuff and slightly paraphrasing them instead of just la cram la pour.

Encourage yourself

spyder880:
You look inwards to see if you are part of the problem and adjust, if you are not the problem then just help him by doing more to stop the nagging.

Well said!

sassysure:
My bad, have been seeing men everywhere. There is one on front page now.
Thanks.

Girl, go to the hospital and do skin culture. U might be reacting to everyday chemical that u use at home.
If it's not fungus.

Most reasonable comment.

Ifeelsad, you should see a dermatologist. Not all these skincare ladies on Instagram o. A dermatologist in a teaching hospital preferably.

Stop using all those creams and drugs until you get prescription. Don’t waste money and worsen your case.

lilwetdick:
everything the man must do

like the woman does not have brain to take care of herself or think for herself

is she an invalid or someone with disabilities?

Well said

Don’t let people pressure you. Remain calm. Go out more. Meet many people. Be friendly but vigilant.

I pity you when she finds out you posted the conversation here.

Do these guys have the right to create laws just like that? Of course not. So how did they sneak in this stupid law under our noses? Shey senator no read the nonsense wey dey inside the bill ni? No amount of lobbying should allow such a frivolous regulation pass.

Somebody please enlighten me. Can traffic laws be concocted at will?

So we are back to the era of asking people on the road for directions.

Hope to see stories from guys. Call out your stingy girlfriends. Those babes in “boxer and singlet” Whatsapp group. Drag them.


Not too keen on seeing stories from ladies. We understand that any guy who refuses to be fleeced is stingy according to most of you.

nlPoster:
Kosi, just joining in the fun.

I've added Toks2008, I didnt notice you were responding to him before.

Okay. We good!

foodthought:
I give this a 10/10...

Nor mind that Afro Knight ... the thing pain am well well

Nice one

I won’t lie. E pain me small.

Lightway:
Engaging narrative... Interesting

Yeah, you did well, just the casual disregard for the curiosity of your male readers. So, yeah, still 0/10. Beautiful story though.

Messyodi:
So today a friend told me something shocking and i decided to share.

Do people actually derive pleasure in eating another persons poo? I cannot fathom it.


Let’s discuss

Bomboclaat!

This babe deserves a better man. This guys is damn too selfish. WTF!