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Lol.

Who are those hediots that sent Ikoyi-white-doctor-born, superstar mama di mama here, a DM? You guys don’t know your class?

Mama, no vex. They just want to eat inside your wealth. Nothing much.



But seriously, Nairaland guys should do better. Stop thinking you can date angry, toxic and entitled women or worse, tame them. It’s a waste of time.

Lol. Marry her and start living a life of awkwardness and suspicion.

SillyeRabbit:
Of what use is a man who can't take care of his woman's basic needs, parent or siblings when needed. Even when she can by herself, she still expects you to give her at times being the head. Pray you have money. Hustle and don't wrestle against nature.

Your username says it all. Silly eRabbit.

Long ban loading. You had the temerity to drag lala? Ah!

Depends on her disposition towards casual sex. Do you think she would cheat on you? If yes, end it all. Cos you will always suspect her.

Never.

Why?

Cos when women cheat, they do so as an announcement of their final withdrawal from the relationship. Nothing you would do would be enough. Breakup with her and move on. She can never uphold the relationship as exclusive anymore. Her heart is out of the mix.

Merry Christmas smallie.

Don’t take up arms against men in 2020. If you do, one small boy will just come from nowhere and sweep you off your feet and you won’t have sense when you see him and he will hold your heart in the palm of his hand and you would be at his mercy, at least, emotionally. And he would be sore tempted to shatter your heart for the fun of it.

So better be nice.

MannieA:
C'mon you know I'm right!I don't have to be a man to have knowledge of certain things.

Today is Christmas.

First of all, Merry Christmas and a happy new year. I know what I experienced yesterday. O boy! For a second I said in my heart, “that’s it, I’m not doing this marriage thing ever!” It felt like a good decision to make. But I’ve always been curious about the kind of husband and daddy I’d be. I have prepared myself somewhat. So I had to back up from that path a bit.

The “love” part of being with a Naija woman could be sweet while it lasts, but the other part na helele. Extreme sports, and that’s if you don’t want to be abusive in retaliation.

MannieA:
Why do you males always like acting like y'all don't have bad characters?Most of y'all have really disgusting attitudes.
And hey, I'm not a feminist coz I know that's the next thing you will say. I'm just tryna speak my mind

Well, what can I say?

You are not a man. You won’t understand. Maybe you would if you were a practicing lesbian. Sometimes it appears the biggest problem of a man is packaged as a woman.

Also, you are a closet feminist. Come out already.

You don’t thank an oppressor who was intimidated into releasing you. You thank the big brother who intimidated your oppressor.



Lesson: Even your oppressor is afraid of someone.

Tales by moonlight part 2

bodaola:
Eleribu

Superstory Season 9. Next!

Nothing wrong bro, as long as you don’t tolerate saltiness from them. Enjoy.

EFCC looking at the OP like

You guys fit each other perfectly.

Bro, man has to be careful these days. Women are not thieves but they have wahala sha.

Something happened today that almost made me shut the door on marriage forever.

Women are not all rosy. Their bad side is hell. As in, Real hell. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. We are fundamentally different.

I suspect those phantom monickers were created by some misguided feminists who want to score a cheap irrelevant point.

Most of those stories don’t read like a guy’s point of view. The whining, needy, illogical approach reeks of a feminine touch.

The story is so incredible that it’s probably a lie.

One thing is certain though, that lady will still come back if he apologises.

Article most probably written by a small breasted female.

iCauseTrouble:
U bought iPhone X for her and gave her old phone to your mum - Omo ale ni e

Na original omo ale. Look at the kind of person he did that for! Just look at.

He deserves the slaps he’s been getting.

E say “...and she loves me” Love kee you dia.

What manner of fuckery is that? Lol.

I don’t understand again. Girl wey you suppose don dump tey tey, make she carry her market go meet person wen go give an beta home training, as you no fit train her.

If she raise hand for you, you clear her with your own hand quick. She don dey call you woman beater. Her own nko? Man beater?

How many years person wan spend wey you go carry dis kind agbako put for house?

She rejected the break up? Omo this world is strange.

It’s like you want her to shatter your heart before you go. Better shut her out immediately.

You got more than you bargained for.

Sorry, you must not confront her o. You must forgive by fire by force. You dey find wetin no lost. Now you don go jam the one wey pass you. Sorry.

Who told you such confession during the festive season was a good idea?

Police and childish lies. Shameless officers.

So, people will just invade your station when it’s not secondary school compound.

I believe it’s ignorance that makes parents release their daughter for marriage at 19.

At that age, her interpersonal skills are juvenile. And many times, the husband is the last person she needs to help develop those abilities.

sarmuel97:
Good afternoon nairalanders
Sometime i wonder what some men see in woman breast that makes them go crazy.
For me i don't it.
So what of you guys or am i the only one that don't like it?

Bro, that’s the first test on the “gayometer”.

You fail it, you might as well be gay.

I can’t really describe the affinity at play when a man beholds them. It appears bosoms were crafted for the attraction and ultimately, the nourishment of mind and body, akin to the psychological effects of staring at and feeling an ample and shapely derrière.

Hozil92:
Hello nairalanders, need your opinions on this. I met this girl at a friend's place somewhat around August this year. Truth is, I love her dearly but her attitudes is pissing me off. Is it normal for a lady to claim to love someone and still be ignoring your messages on social media after reading them? I will send her message in the morning, she will read it and decide not to reply until late in the evening. Mind you, she is on holiday. It's as if she is busy with anything. I hate being ignored, I hate it with passion. Pls help I need your opinions on this.

It is not normal. Actually it is a clear sign that she doesn’t look forward to your company. If you continue on this path, you are heading for a spectacular, debilitating heartbreak.

Better switch gears and focus more on yourself. If a babe wants you, you won’t be in doubt. She will show you. Any girl that is still playing hard to get or playing dumb and uninterested, is simply not into you.

Is this a message for someone in particular. Kindly mention him with your full chest.

Anyway, I like your articles. Balanced and straight to the point. I am surprised this topic is addressing menfolk. I thought women represented the majority of your naysayers naturally.

Op are you really female?


Anyway, I agree with you. A woman of style would catch my eye any day. And by style I don’t mean gold and silver and sapphire and spangled dresses blinding my eyes and then the annoying heavy make up that’s almost dripping like gelatinous paint. No. I mean stylish, like a calm confident fashionista. One who isn’t afraid of matte highlights and dark dresses occasionally accentuated by a simple touch of colour.

A woman who doesn’t dress up like a 3-year-old’s colouring homework.

Honestly, it would have been embarrassing if we won the bid and hosted the tournament. We are not organised at all.

oluwaVaz:
Polithiefans

Chai. They shouldn’t have posted this man’s pictures o.

millionboi2:
Ppll like u are rapist

Another person judging others by his own standards.

That you were raised to be a rapist doesn’t mean other men would act like you and your family members. The world is big and diverse.