₦airaland Forum

vickydevoka:
Whether is your family member or not they damage has been done. Now she will be charged for attempted murder n be expelled from school. Bcus if she remains in dat school, they guy will definitely come for her bcus it's a scar ( he won't forget

I didn’t say the damaged hasn’t been done.

I just said she’s lucky that boy is not my family member.

They know it’s Nigeria and they can get away with anything. This one bring mopol, that one carry mopol.

The man had a will. Why can’t they wait till he’s buried then read the will? They just want to grab what then can then head to court after the reading of the will to slug it out.

This greed was what drove their late brother to ignore advice from building professionals. His greed led to his death. These ones have refused to learn.

6 months. You would have offended each other by then. That’s a good way to find out if she forgives or not. If she’s the type to give you the silent treatment, you would also know.

Why has the government not sent soldiers to shoot these armed and dangerous police protesters? Why? These officers actually pose a real threat to the security of the country but the government is allowing them express their grievances.

That tells you the FG knows what is right. And every young peaceful unarmed protester who dies and n the hands of security agencies, does so with the government knowing the possibilities and accepting the loss as collateral damage. Wicked people rule this country.

She’s lucky he’s not my family member.

Gentlemen, we are about read a sh!t load of lies. Brace yourselves brethren.

I wonder why soldiers can’t be sent to shoot these ARMED protesters.

Why is the government being reasonable with these protesters and not threatening or bullying or killing them like the would do to unarmed young protesters. When that one start?

Where is the tear gas? Water cannon? None of that?

This is to tell you that the death of any peaceful unarmed protester is expected and ACCEPTABLE by the government. They are prepared to receive such eventualities because they know what would happen if soldiers are sent to disperse protests and that’s why they’ve not sent soldiers here.

Does she want to cause accident for the innocent driver?

I think this girl has marine spirit. She needs deliverance.

So he triggered her release clause.

Hope he realises that the same way she came is most likely the same way she would leave. Some other guy will sweep her away with bigger, better gifts. The undeserving girl stays winning regardless.

In summary
“Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas”

Dated a babe who was my height once. The height was not an issue. If she wore heels she would be taller than me. One fine chick like that. She broke my heart though. So thunder faya her boyfriend/husband left yansh. Don’t know if she’s married.

I’m looking forward to dating a babe much taller than me. Would be fun.

Fufu and afang

A foolish lie.

A construction of that magnitude in Lagos would not even have a comprehensive record of the number of people working there per time much less the religious orientation. Nobody has time for that. Just do your work and go.

A man who was already looking forward to completing the structure? A man who has done business with atheists in UK, SA and the US? So he has time to ask for your church?

This lie is dead on arrival

When bobrisky is your headmaster

Jman06:
Don't mind some Nigerians! They like underrating professionals who spent years studying their professions but would listen to quacks just to maximize profit and save cost. Then unfortunately, they end up paying dearly for their negligence. It happens even in the health sector!

It’s so sad! Imagine in the health sector, people will be gambling with other people’s lives for profit!

This is a sad lesson for all these developers.

Listen to your consultants. Don’t go shopping for people who will agree to cut corners. There is a reason people spend years studying a course.

Stop using connection to bypass building regulations. You can never tell when the toll will be paid.

Hope you get a good job soon. Continue improving your skills in tech. You will soon smile big time.

Raalsalghul:
This is an interesting thread: very interesting.

Gbas gbos everywhere!

omo.

I never knew family section had fighters like this. See them throwing bottle everywhere.

Foodqueen:
Suffer go loooonnnng for u.

U go call, u go tire.

U go beg for attention, u go tire.

U go fight yourself, thinking u are fighting him or his choosen wife, u go tire.

U go wish am badluck, u go tire.

It doesn't get easier.

Na wa o. Calm down.

It’s sad when you read about boko haram ambushing soldiers.

That simply means someone sold information to terrorists. Someone with access to information regarding the movement of troops! That’s extremely wicked.

I laugh at his foolishness.

You see that woman you love to the moon and back, she can become your worst nightmare. Don’t set yourself up. Don’t put your life in her hands.

BadRadio:
Love is blind because it keeps no record of wrong or flaws in a person.

Love is blind because it keeps fighting against all odds


Love is blind because it pays no attention to logic

Love is blind because it gives no conditions.

Now my question is as follows;

If love is blind, why is it only for the rich and good looking people?

It appears as though no one wants to love the poor or the ugly ones

This question is for women in/from third world countries.

When a girl grows up in a community where everyday is a struggle against lack, and everyone is just one sickness away from poverty, you know you have to date people who can take care of you. It is not an excuse for hypergamy but it explains the roots, I guess.

Even those babes who love, date or marry struggling guys, do it because of the potential those guys have to make wealth. They look at your degree, your small successes, your career trajectory and the way you manage your finances. All these fuel her love for you.

We guys sef, na yansh we dey look. Babes have to look neat, have nice skin and nice shape for us to fall in love with them.

In short, F*ck love.

I used to think I couldn’t marry a babe who didn’t have a degree until I met one fine well-spoken babe. Well, she only had an OND at the time. She loved doing business so she didn’t return for HND after her small business began to grow. Along the way she got pregnant for her boyfriend who later abandoned her and their son.

That babe sounds so well educated you wouldn’t suspect for a minute that she didn’t have a degree. She later returned to finish her HND after her parents and friends begged her. Stubborn girl.

I remember my NYSC camp days. Omo. Graduates dey. Some cannot express themselves logically yet they are graduates. I wonder how they wrote their final projects. Public tertiary education in Nigeria needs serious intervention.

I think it’s the secondary school education that really matters. If you had a great education in your secondary school, you’re set for life, cos you’d be able to teach yourself anything and your communication skills should be developed.

So she’s not a medical student.

We all know how easy it is for some babes to follow anyone who offers them payment for escort services or hookup.

Occupational hazard.

Regardless of how we downplay it, this remains a big factor in these avoidable deaths. Transactional sex is dangerous.

See why some guys dey run for virgins?

Stress.

This guy is phenomenal

jadyclem:
They're not money conscious, that's what they do when they're not interested in you and they want to play you. They do that to lots of guys and some guys actually fall for their dubious schemes.

This una excuse no enter again. Girls with dignity don’t bill you even if they don’t like you. They tell you a simple but firm “no”.

Palema007:
Lol.... Why do you think feminists won't like it?

I dey oooo, but this condom dey look too complicated somehow..... when hormone don rise, where time dey to dey look for man or woman side of the thing?

Their favourite argument that men enjoy cheap/subsidised contraceptive is out the window. You people can now use our condoms.

But come, na so the konji dey catch you? Our ancestors say “person wey dey cry dey see road”. No amount of konji can make guy man lose focus on how to wear condom.
Madam so you like knacking like this?

Don’t you have a lawyer? How much will they charge you that you don’t want to pay? Hire a lawyer now and stop communicating with her directly. She will use false evidence to wreck you if care is not taken.

Gather money also for a DNA test. ThaT woman is capable of anything.

If you give in to blackmail once, you will always be at the mercy of your blackmailer. Hire a lawyer ASAP.

This thread is too funny.

Hope some Nairaland babes can see their lives outside.

Guys are avoiding you because of billing.

I remember one cute babe that I met online. I’d already decided I wouldn’t date her when I discovered she was a young corper. I just wanted to friendzone her.

We’d not even texted for long when she asked for my financial assistance. Omo! I was so disappointed.

Immediately after she asked, I switched off from even friendzone. She probably still sees my WhatsApp status. Na once a year we dey talk.

That beggy beggy attitude puts guys off. You see nice guy and you think you can quickly bill him. The guy would find it quite irritating.

dhiqson:
She chats fine
Replies quick
Understands sarcasm
Isn't easily irritated
Me: you've got no ass right?
She: probably

Mehn. No ass? No, no, no. That’s a deal breaker.