₦airaland Forum

Mo hits! Well, just Dbanj, Wande and Don Jazzy really.

This baba is dragging babe with us o.

The way they hype themselves (especially on their numerous international women days and so on) you'd think women are angels,...

...Well, until you find them in a positon of near-absolute power over the life of another human being. Then you'd find out the truth.

Many Nigerian women are desperately wicked.

RIP to the little child.

arantess:
XACZB XACZB XXXX for noon saibots brutality

Sega people. I hail o. The only games I really played on Sega were Sonic and Ninja turtles.

BadRadio:
If u played Sega or Nintendo and u ain't married... go for deliverance... the youngest amongst u is 32

Stop “age shaming” people

Kelvin3476:
I started with WATER GAME, BRICK GAME, ENDING MAN, SEGA "BEST MORTAL KOMBAT EVER" (NO BLACK SUB ZERO BUT MY FRIENDS REFUSED UNTIL I STARTD COUNTERING THEIR ATTACK WITH "RAIN BACK BACK X TO RELEASE HIS THUNDER" THEN MY NIGGAS WAS FORCED TO STOP USING BLACK SUB ZERO, UNTIL I MOVE TO "SMOKE HOLD B UP UP Y , NO SO SMOKE GO DISAPPER AND I GO CUM USE THAT SUB ZERO CHEAT ON SMOKE BECUS MY NIGGAS DNT KNW SMOKE CAN PERFORM THAT UNDER GROUD STRIKE LIKE SUB ZERO WITH DOWN DOWN UP, ABI NA BACK BACK UP" NITENDO, PS 2 SINCE 2005, DEMOTED TO XBOX AND PS 1, THEN MOVED BACK TO PS2 UNIT 2015 WHEN I STOPED PLAYING ANYTHNG GAME

I think down down up was Noob’s teleport move.

Smoke’s come over here was down back B. Chai. I chop beating for MK tire before I started beating small small kids.

The only brutality I remember now is Liu Kang’s YBY(block)AXAXBBY

And one 4-hit combo for Sub zero. YYB down Y

My parents wouldn’t let us own a console. Religious people.

So I followed my guys to this shop every Friday after saving lunch money for the week to blow it all up on MK. I started late so they put me through Mario then I graduated to Mortal Kombat and Killer Instinct then to crash bandicoot and then Konami Sports PES on PS, where I chop plenty beating, then to FIFA on PS2 before leaving secondary school.

Good old days.

The truth is the contract you want to get is tied to that relationship. Lol. That’s bad. Will you continue to pretend just so you can get the business you want? Or will you risk losing business by being honest with yourself?

If Jesus’ standard for adultery is considered then polygamy cannot exist without committing the sin of adultery. Except you marry all the wives at once.

Lol. A male feminist.

Is there anything more duplicitous?

Keshinr0:
Am against him coming back
You guys should give him support, help him get his life back.
Tell him to forget about his kids, for now, when they are old enough they will be with him him

Best advice.

Honestly I wonder what kind of friends he has. They should support him financially at least until the case is over. Him representing himself in court will only cause him more grief. He needs good lawyers.

Nigerian politicians

Thunder faya dem.

Latest daddy in town.

Congratulations

Everybody will increase the prices of their goods and services.

But salaries will remain the same.

This is a wicked trend.

Perhaps your spending pattern needs to change.

If you can’t earn more at the moment, then think about how to spend less until your income increases.

Forget women. They take away much more than they would give. That’s if they give at all. Only few guys are lucky to meet true helpers among women. Don’t take the risk thinking you would meet someone like that any time soon. Those women are rare and they often choose useless guys too.

Your focus should be money and growing your business or career. Focus on profit always and don’t burn bridges.

You’re lazy, proud and you lack ambition. I don’t know what your father must have done for your uncle to make him tolerate you all these years. But it must have meant a lot!

Return to the east so you can tell fake stories of how tough Lagos is and maybe a few girls will fall for your lies. Perhaps that will make you happy.

You think some jobs are too low for you? Can’t you apply to a car wash or primary school or work as a security guard. You need something that can fetch you tips to solve your short term lack. Open your brain.

Or just leave that house before you spoil the relationship between your uncle and your dad.

Police is most probably inflating these numbers and exaggerating the severity just so they can have justification to extort and oppress. Nobody trusts Nigeria Police to tell the truth.

Who will give up first?

Unless Buhari closes the borders to Benin rep, the SW can wait out this nonsense strike.

These Miyetti guys are just criminals and terrorists. They should stay up north where their excesses can be tolerated. Awon weere.

Puloc:
OBO baba tuale oooo. I sure say u wan break baba fella kuti record for baby mama tins. U fit gv me chioma number make I finish from where u stop

Hi do you have a page on Instagram where your works are on display?

GamalNasser:
So where is Dadiyata?

This is one sad question that won’t have an answer until this administration is replaced with another political party. A whole human being disappeared and everybody is denying.

Starhearts:
Mind u am not am gambler
My take home here in Cyprus can feed ur generation

Continue ur wacko-jacko in foolishness

Pray make God open ur eyes and way .

You’re in cyprus so?
You obviously have a gambling problem because otherwise, you wouldn’t have responded that way to me.

E say Cyprus. Lol.

One more thing, work on building your self esteem. If you think you mentioning that you are in cyprus is impressive then you have a long way to go.

There are some responsibilities you should not bear as a young earner because they will delay your progress. No be every load you go help person to carry. Reduce the load now so you can carry it more Conveniently later.

Starhearts:
Chaii see wetin wey dey human skull
Pls apply oil into dat thing naa

You should take your own advice. And while you’re at it, try to manage your gambling problems.

A broke gambler is dangerous to himself and his family.

Bet shops? He can only get worse. And he will drag your auntie down with him.

There is something about broke people who still bet. They always have unreasonable expectations of good luck while doing the same things that yielded no results before.

Best thing is to leave him. Sorry to say.

But don’t suggest this to your auntie. She won’t listen and she may mistakenly tell her husband. Never advise married people against their spouses. Same goes for people in love. Dem no dey hear word.

ikechukwu21:
Same thing someone said even though I haven't pushed for the idea with other tenants. I'm just tired. I've never been drained like this in my life before.

I would have said you should all go to Nepa office to complain and negotiate a payment plan to clear the bill but if you guys receive estimate bills (instead of metred bills) they can easily turn this into an opportunity to extort you people to meet up with their targets at the office.

FryMosquito:
I will advice you meet the neighbouring compound tap light from them by paying light consumption share with them and start to save money to park out as soon a ur rent expire.. Black man mind is always bitter and evil

It is illegal and trust me, the landlord will be the one to report this to nepa

lekankolade:
Did you know what NBC mean ?
Have you listened to the music?

Imagine you left your son at home listening to a radio station, and on coming back home your son welcome you and said “ daddy, thunder fire you “
You got to know he learnt it from your radio while you were away

How will you feel?

You have not listened to it. That’s why you wrote this ignorant nonsense. If you listened and still wrote this rubbish then you’re beyond help.

Okupe the uncultured aide of Jonathan’s administration thinks he is not so bad after all. Buhari should be ashamed of himself that his performance has put ideas in the head of Okupe. What a shame.

Every election, Nigerian keeps choosing from among rotten candidates, hoping they end up with the ones who are not the absolute worst of the bunch. Imagine Okupe thinking of running for president. Chai.

What a country!

The only reason Fulani bandits and kidnappers are having a field day is because Buhari is a bigot at heart.

TANID:
untill i see her dress to know if she be olosho

Even if she be olosho. Is that how to price her market? Must you touch her boobs? That agbero can’t even touch the boobs of confirm ashewo because he knows it’s wrong.

Totally wrong of the bystanders. They could at least shout at the man to stop.

All those women selling things around should not have kept quiet. The guy would have stopped if they spoke up for her.

Sorry. She’s an adult. You can’t even seize her phone anymore.

If you live in a country with pro-LGBTQ laws, you are one step away from jail. So tread carefully.

You should learn to live with it. Sorry. Doyin Okupe is currently going through this with his gay son. Charly Boy too with his daughter. All they can do is pray and wish and wish some more. But they cannot force them to be straight. They have to live with the situation.