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This smallie again?

Have you finished your exams? Better go and read your books.

Wetin be dis?

You say E don pass be careful

That’s so funny

Sorry bro. Sh!t is about to go down. She has visualised it in her mind. The only thing that can save you is if the guy is gay.

Eval123

So you are one of those young people who falsified their age 11 years ago during voters registration?

Crook.

Back to the topic.

You should leave her alone. The way you’re talking ehn, you’re going to disappoint her o. And if she swears for you, it will catch you. So just let her go now now.

post=100657476:
Nope, we are winning this one.
Just wait and see guys.

There’s patriotism and then there’s delusion.

We go break up.

Can’t spend my time with someone who doesn’t think I’m good enough to be her husband.

Let her quickly move on to meet the person she wants to marry.

Is this for real?

People can be weird sha

May you not learn the hard way.


Men, learn to keep your hands to yourself if the woman is not your girlfriend or partner. No let them set trap for you o.

lilvicky68:
Try pocohantas or magnoliaa...they are mature

Lol.

Text 123 to 456 for more jokes.

This is just the beginning. She will look for another thing to adjust.

Casham:
you don ever drink Goldberg or Star before?

Goldberg na just water plus headache.

I drink Heineken and Gulder.

Casham:
you talking about malts, schwepes and lagers? If at all I take any "soft" drinks, I always go for a schwepes. Still, I'll rather not. Malts are good, but they still got too much sugar. Lagers, to me are just like pure water.

Just like Pure water?

Ah!

You dey try o.

Ennyhorlar:
My watch-Words: integrity and honesty

I started making money legally several years back and in 2019, i met with a forex trading company owned by someone I’ve known from a distant, i knew him to be upright and godly.

I gave him all my money back then and the goal from his end was clear “financial freedom for friends and family”, along the line, i finally started accepting people’s money and giving it to the trading company.

Long story short, he made a huge loss and the emotional blow it had on me was hard! I’ve always been upright to the last kobo right from time and i’ve never had a reason to take someone’s money into any of my businesses.

Will i recover from the emotional pain? I doubt it because i feel everybody’s pain, i feel everybody who gave me money pain and it’s more painful because most of them do not understand what forex means, so in their own defense, they concluded on the fact that i scammed them of their money.


This is the first time i will be sharing this openly, I pray for healing because i indeed have a good heart and good sees my intention

Sorry bro.

This is a really difficult issue to handle. Just keep thinking positive thoughts. The real peace will come when you get the money to repay them. Until then every phone call from their number will stress you. But don’t give in to the anxiety.

olamide0147:
Even your fellow girls yansh na still sexual harassment

Thank you bro.

She is becoming the very thing she detests.

Hintona:
Tueh! Not me.

I don't touch boys nyash only my fellow girls.

So you harass your fellow girls.

Hintona:
Azz hole stop talking as if I was the only one blocking his path.

Shetup

Who asked you to show off your tiny yansh? Nobody. But no, you just wanted to be giving your classmates thirst traps. Nonsense.

Be that as it may, like I said, it was totally wrong to touch you. Sorry.

Not me though.

Being vulnerable to women.

As a man, no woman must know about your weakness or whatever it is that makes you vulnerable. They will always use it against you.

If you must be vulnerable, be vulnerable to your guy.

Women have no scruples about fighting dirty or spilling the tea about you.

The real mistake was trusting my babes. Young Women can’t handle trust. They know nothing of masculine codes of honour and fairness. If you give her your total 100% trust, you are asking too much of her.

He shouldn’t have touched your bum. No debate.

If it were me, I would ask you to move your small Peugeot yansh from the highway.

You knew what you were doing by arching your small yansh and I will embarrass you. Nonsense.

I don’t coddle cheeky smallies.

hstar:


I swear, I can't stop laughing, funny comments up and down

In one sentence, u detest naija policemen, right?

Bruh

I detest them o

Found out her dad was a policeman.

At 32+ you claim he lured you into getting pregnant again after aborting the first one for him?

Ya stupeet

He probably dared you to do this and now you have done your worst. It’s now time to see his reaction.

His wife won’t leave him now.

It’s the new husband I pity. He has entered a mess he didn’t create by marrying a woman with serious baggage.

Fake news.

Could be Fulani herdsmen though.

Every time
Storms
Storms
Storms

Then we open the thread but can’t find any evidence of anyone storming anything!

You mean your friends lent you that money so you could dash an unappreciative broke entitled girl who cannot even afford to subscribe for internet? Are they stûpid? You yourself, have you lost your mind?

Some guys have decided to fall in love with problems. You are in debt because of a woman who doesn’t even like you.

Come. Should I swear for you or not?

This had better be fiction.

Slow down.

Having a relationship won’t make you a simp. Being a decent and fair human being doesn’t mean you’re a simp. What makes you a simp is PANDERING to a woman’s narcissism and condoning her excesses just because she is a woman. In other words, being a yes man to a woman, especially when you admire her.

The husband. Simple.

And this sentiment is supported in developed societies around the world. Men are expected to take responsibility in the home. Even when there is a problem, the man is expected to leave the house and fend for himself and still cover the bills.

As much as equality is clamoured for, the benefits of having the man in a position of responsibility will preserve the status quo.

Robertgreene1:
deep down u know that girl is hiding something from u...so what exactly is ur problem young man?

Thank you for asking him.

He suspects something is fishy but he is afraid of the truth.

Latest father in town. Congrats.

Daddy Salewa, my side chick sells baby items. Come and patronise her

You’re funny.

You’d better let your father help you with his influence. What is the essence of being influential if your own children can’t benefit?

Calm down and Let him help you.

E be like say you just dey wake up.

If you intend to date or get married to a beautiful Nigerian young woman, you must factor that narcissism into the equation as an unknown. If you’re lucky, the value will be low, if not, you will have to focus mainly on her appealing attributes.

The worst are those who don’t even have money or a successful career to back up their narcissism.

Bobxin:
God bless you. I had to log in cuz of your comment. You nailed it, exactly what's on my mind.
You're too brilliant jor.

Lol. Thanks