₦airaland Forum

After years of snake fp, people still cannot correctly identify viper family snakes?

Make una nor mistake to use hand carry am alive like a non- venomous python.

Pure lies.

Let them show the evidence.

Anybody can pull anything out of their anus and write it all over place.

We remember former US Secretary Of State Colin Powell, sitting there authoritatively telling us about Saddam's stockpile of WMD. With maps & all. Like a headmaster.

It all turned out to be a massive hoax.

We sabi their ways by now.

Honesty. Not mincing words. Punctuality. Generosity. Importance of education. Being always there for others. Happy to see others succeed. Accepting others irrespective of tribe/creed/religion.

Sure not all these things are wise in modern times. In fact honesty towards others can create problems.

But........at some point those who hate your honesty will come calling on you to use your honesty to defend them. Happens to dad a lot.

God nor dey sleep.

Maybe all these attributes & certainly God's grace have kept dad going.....living a long life. And more years of healthy life. Amen.

Chudyz:
No be Nigerians dey win award abroad...make una dey think before you talk

Even MBE, OBE from Queen Elizabeth sef.

If she has done more to represent Nigeria one way or another, better than many Nigerians, not minding her nationality, then she deserves it.

She has certainly played a part in popularizing Nollywood, one of the few success stories of the last few decades.

As things stand now, if we can get Canadians, Australians and others to manage our MDAs and provide 24/7 light, water, good roads, education, healthcare, railway, jobs, good economy, aviation and more, I'd gladly take it.

RIP.

It is not supposed to be a problem.

But the world is polarised along religious lines too much now.
Nobody knows where it will lead.

Something to consider very carefully.

exlinklodge:
Police go don man handle this guy wella

no be small ooo

Anyway, still on fathers days things - Sen. Shehu Sani Urge Nigerians To Remember The Father Of The Nation, PMB

@ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/06/fathers-day-sen-shehu-sani-urge.html

Great.

Absentee father, right?

Very sad.

Lion ko, pussycat ni.

Kidnapper Evans & his weeping family staring his mother with a mansion.

Grab your copy now! Iweka Road Onitsha.

Nollywood will not waste time.

TeejayMaya:
Credit: https://www.isaiahhankel.com/office-politics

Nothing but the trust.

Very bad.

How nasty can someone be?

Zither:
This Lara of a lady or whatever she calls herself would have kept this issue private to be settled within the family but no, she had to drag the public into the family issue or, say, drag the family issue to the public - to what end? How is it our business if Tonto actually spew that venom on her MIL? yeye dey smell.

If both wrote all that stuff, they cannot be better than the people they insult & vilify so much. Perhaps even worse.

Very uncouth, uncultured & immature.

People (both men & women) get jilted everyday and they try to move on. Without bothering the whole world about it.

Whatever happened to dignity?

sayentease:
I was in owerri when this happened.. Serving my fatherland. Someone in my church gave a testimony how it happened. She was actually in the bank. The robbers don't have jazz.
Forget this online bullshi+ that you've read.
Only one bullet went to the direction of the glass. Shattered it and the impact and velocity of the bullet will be greatly reduced. The thief sitting in that side took cover immediately he heard gunshots (apparently fired to the ground at first before been aimed at the glass). So, he had enough time.

No way the dead thief would have died easily if he had jazz. Blood doesn't neutralise jazz. I am a conc afonja and we are the fathers of jazz

Zikdochi:
Could u not see that he ran bcz dose robbers had jazz.didnt u c d morale day had with them.[b]didnt u c how many bullets hit them yet they didnt fall xcept 1.[/b]find out d gist on howhe died

Is that really true? Did he hit those guys & bullet did not enter them? We see him shoot at them but did not see the bullets that bounced off them.

Homeboiy:
ThankGod he's not an Igbo guy



Rivers people said they r not Igbo


Aluu n crime r like me n.....

The criminal is from Isi-Ala Mbano LGA in Imo State.

Read it in full.

Food security first.

Even the Navy is demolishing in the sea like Trump on land.

Una weldon o.

smardray:
A better version of Anini and Dr oyenusi

My brother.

Now Oyenusi & Anini look like mere 20th century amateurs beside this guy. WTF.

Why not? He's qualified to aspire like millions of other Nigerians.

Sadly more women do not come forward to aspire.

Meeloreh:
I studied biochemistry and it's like companies and hospitals employ med lab to replace us. Some because they can't afford the pay. I'm still looking out for a job opportunity and it's becoming....

Very unfortunate. The brightest people I have met have either biochem background or use biochem to do research. Whether they are now doctors, basic researchers or whatever. They also have won more Nobel Prize in Medicine or Physiology than almost all other backgrounds.

I would employ a biochemist sooner than any other person if I was an employer. From personal experience of school teachers back in Nigeria & medics/researchers in diaspora.

Trust your abilities. You will get there. Despite the difficulties of 9ja job market.

moscobabs:
Op I beg What did Evans study?

Adultnapology.

salford1:
ibos be pulling out numbers out of their a$$es everytime without any data to support it. We own 95% of business in lagos, we own 90% of buildings in abuja, over 60% of remittance is from ibo e.t.c ...

Actually Edo & Delta have a disproportionately high percentage of the remittance.Considering population.

years back in UK, Lagos, Ibadan & Benin City were the most popular remittance destinations. In fact those cities would be specifically written on remittance shop windows. It has hardly changed.

dejavubobo1:
most of it must have gone into real estate, that's the only sector diasporans who intend to come back think of.
& maybe health sector too. mama in d village needs medicare.

but compared to wat Nigerians pay fr importation, education, health care & other foreign luxuries we are still at a loss o..

Unless you return to Nigeria, doing business from abroad is almost impossible.

People are too uncommitted and dishonest to manage your business on your behalf.

Most of us have sad stories to tell. I know some who have sold their hotels, guesthouses, farms, car dealership, pure water factories and other business they began from diaspora.

Often the only option left is real estate. Even if some tenants prefer to pay lawyers to fight you instead of paying rent, at least the property remains yours.

olumaxi:
I hope nollywood is reading this story

Featuring Mr Ibu as Jennifer Kpaakpa.

@OP,

Something is not quite right.

Maybe he considers you less intelligent/smart.
His outburst may just be out of generation frustration with you.

Does he do that when other people are around? If so, very bad.

He's unlikely to change. If you can live with it & possibly a dose domestic violence as time goes on, carry on.

But why did you not sort this out until weeks before wedding?

Hope your decision will not be influenced by "we have already sent out invitation, we have already bought aso ebi, paid for hall aready, what will people say" and so on.

Buona Fortuna!

mangala14:


I give up on this generation.

She is looking for a BABY FATHER not a HUSBAND

Actually I like the chic. Because she's just voicing what millions of them want but are too afraid of what society, Church and others will say.

I like honest people. Whether it is the right way forward is up for discussion. Certainly many women are already in such arrangements. It is " symbiosis ". Both parties benefit.

Gwan2:
I'm sorry, but your argument is incoherent bro. For the umpteen time, SS OR SE have senators in the National assembly, these are representatives of the region and its population. Lobby, solicit, push for amendments or whatever you want via that channel....that is how it is done in develop worlds you cited. I am in support if only it can be done diplomatically and peacefully....not issuing threats and ordering legal oil bloc owners and companies operating outside Niger delta to either leave or bring its head office to a troubled region.
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Let me use the US again as a model, oil producing states like TEXAS, CALIFORNIA etc have sole right and policies guarding oil production, taxes and revenue generation although federal laws such as waste management, health, pollution super-cedes individual states policies.
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But again OIL WELLS ON FEDERAL LANDS OR WATERWAYS LIKE THE GULF OF MEXICO and others solely lies with the federal government......again this is achieved because it was embedded in the American constitution.
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Mind you in as much as some state control their oil policies, federal law supercedes respective state laws.....The US started major crude oil export around 2015, because there was a law that restricted exportation of American crude, reasons they have a massive crude reserve.
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Summarily, push for constitutional amendment diplomatically instead of the parochial way ND are displaying. As far as the constitution hold water, you cant say our oyel or their oil.....it is the Nigerian government oil

Same grammar. Coherent or not, you got the message.

You forget the lopsidedness of our democratic representation due many states created for those who control the centre. That is the hypocrisy I mentioned earlier. What happened to the report of the national conference?

Peace has continued to elude Nigeria. You must be very young to be so naive. Or just pure hypocrisy. We have been there many times before.

Keep waiting for democratic process to resolve it.

We are talking of Nigeria you are talking of Texas in USA.

You are really naive. Is that how USA political leaders use ethnicity & tribalism to run the country?

Keep claiming oil there.

I do not think you are better traveled than me. So forget using foreign analogies.

dokiOloye:
U didn't even talk abt d 97% vs 5% statement
Abi d 'Nigerians are criminals' statement in London
Or deadwoods given appointments like Ogbeh and Adeosun
Mtcheeeew.

No mind that guy.

Maybe his stipend is not regular again and he wants to send a coded message to his handlers.

Buhari himself was in 1984 and still now the mistake. And forever more remain so.

When you are a mistake, everything you do will be a mistake. Shikena.

Gwan2:
I can only allow you wallow in your worries, if and only if your worries wont constitute a nuisance to me.....My friend please go over the Nigerian constitution and understand it very well. According to the land use act, every land within the sovereign state belongs to the Government...this is were I think the supposedly error emanated from, as far as this act still hold waters, YOU CANT AUTHORITATIVELY declare a land or its resources as "OUR". So telling private individual with license to oil blocs and oil companies with licence of operation to return license issued by the Federal government and vacate the region is utterly uncalled for.......and this is where i wont just shut up and mind my business because once they start their disturbances my business as well as movement will be interrupted.

Well, we have been speaking this grammar since 1978 now. Where has it got us?

Has Boko, MEND, IPOB and others not already caused you "nuisance"?

And you think more of same grammar will get us anywhere?

It was the military govt of OBJ that gave us Land Use act. Is that how serious countries create laws?

Sure that those it favours have created more states for themselves to dominate the legislature. So talking of democracy changing it since 1999 is sheer hypocrisy.

When are we going to face the reality that Nigeria is bitterly divided and is not working?

Land Use Act only benefits anyone if we have peace.

And he who ignores peaceful negotiation or separation courts a disorderly and messy one. Yugoslavia should be a warning.

Gwan2:
In as much as am not in support of the recent quit notice by northern youth and hate speeches occupying our cyberspace.....I will like to ask a very pertinent question......WHERE DO THE NIGER delta PEOPLE STAND?
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You dissociated yourselves from IPOB and still reacting aggressively to quit notice issued to them.
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In this century NIGER DELTA still carry oil for head like it will make them be like Dubai if given 100% derivatives?....Pls go learn how southern Sudan fare Will their oil and its export polices.
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In this era that OPEC member countries are trying to cut down supply of crude oil because of glut in market to maintain a reasonable price, yet some people still think crude oil gat dsame value it had 3 decades ago?
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How had the massive monthly allocation, 13% derivatives, selected favors both from Federal and oil companies helped you guys over time......I jus saw a shell livewire business grant...wanted applying only for me to see it is restricted only for the NIGER Delta states..
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Yet some of you that had been curse from your ancestry think your problems is from the man working in chevron or Nnpc either in Lagos or Abuja...Think well, but this time add wisdom.

We should let people worry about their own problem.

Does your region not have any problems? Have you solved them all? Why is your pant tearing over ND?

Evidently Nigeria has expired. Even the parasites up North now say they are tired of one Nigeria.

Let ND carry their oil cross. Help carry palm oil, groundnut, yam or whatever cross your region has.

Nobody needs paternalism. I am not the one to tell other regions their problem whether as part of the union or when they become independent countries. That is pure arrogance.

Let each mind own business. As long as it is not my region, they can love or kill themselves for whatever reason, not my headache. It should not be yours either.

AuroraB:
Die, foo.l. Kia, this one na human being
*spit kelebe on your ugly face* hopeless soul

Beast of no gender.
You wish I'd reply your stinking ass

Your generations exactly. I am a spirit and I will be your nightmare.

Keep suffering from multi- dicks induced stupidity. You insult a man first. And expect me to be quiet. You must be mad.

My ass stinks alright, after all I use it to poo.

What is your excuse for the " stinking public toilet" you carry about as a pvssy?

Next time before you insult a man first, think twice. Not every man is like those you sleep with and you take it as doing them a favour.
I do not pander to anyone, man or woman.

I give it to you direct.

What a humourless idiot.

By the way, with the way you are first to insult your seniors just because you have tasted big sugar daddy dicks from age 14 through any mushroom higher institution you may have attended, you will never have the privilege to reach my age. You will die miserably young.